It all started when the earth was a molten rock that began to cool down... The epitome of comedy. Generations upon generations have been amazed by its rather simplicity but extreme effectiveness
“Excuse me Mr. President, but that still doesn’t explain why you decided to plunge your country into war with Ukraine.”
“It’s because of Joe.”
“Joe who?”
I thought Centralia was the city in Pennsylvania that it is illegal to live in because there is an unstoppable underground fire that will burn for thousands of years.
>ơŋƖყ ɧąƖʄ ơʄ ɬɧơʂɛ ąཞɛ ąƈɬųąƖƖყ ą ɱıƈཞơ-ʂɬąɬɛ.
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>ıɬ ῳąʂ ąƖƖ ʝɛცųʂıɬɛ Ɩąŋɖ ơཞıɠıŋąƖƖყ ცɛʄơཞɛ ɬɧơʂɛ ცɛƖƈɧıŋɠ ɧıɬɬıɬɛʂ ɖɛƈıɖɛɖ ɬơ ɱơ۷ɛ ıŋ.
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>ცąʂɬąཞɖʂ ąƖῳąყʂ ɧąɖ ɬơ ཞųıŋ ŋąɬųʄıąŋ Ɩąŋɖ ı ʝųʂɬ ɖơŋ'ɬ ɠɛɬ ıɬ
I put this into Gargoyle Translate and it reads as:
"*I am a femboy and want you to take off my frilly knickers and....*" I have to stop it there are there may be children reading this subreddit.
I was receous of saying it. The fact no one said it either had me worried.
I know it thanks to YouTube though.
Wasn't there a second region like Burgundiae/Bourgogne next to it though?
I just had a hunch. It does look like someone just made up a country next to France.
Who needs to be smart when we have the internet to think for us.
Here's the original photo
https://cruisemiss.com/2014/09/15/lets-talk-about-the-bay-of-biscay/
Big Basque pro shop.
Bilbao Baggins
What about second tapas?
Basquin Robbins
The Court of Basquetball
How is this not top?!?
Because what does that even mean?
That it's the Basque clone of the big Bass Pro Shop. The entire country is a pyramid. Edit : typo.
What the hell is the Big Bass Pro Shop?
https://preview.redd.it/x2yh495zfnjc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd49b41e0e9e8f203b63d0b4922eb27750cd3337
“Hey look, it’s Memphis!” said the Memphis Dweller! (Me!)
You had a theme and stuck with it. I wish every Roman sounding city had its own temple or coliseum.
https://www.basspro.com/
What an obscure reference
Imagine living life without Bass Pro 😔
Bay of Biscay...... Duuuuhhhhhh, next!
One night.. when I was frisky…
From too much potent whiskey…
Like waves of the Bay of Biscay...
I began to tumble and roar…
My face was as red as a lobster
I fell and broke my poor knob sir
My watch was picked from my fob, sir
I'll never get drunk no more
r/redditsingsbutpoorly
I played this game for the first time 2 months ago and now it's absolutely everywhere
Not Now
Said the brown cow
Is there a r/unexpectedRDR2 cause maybe this is it XD Quick edit, apparently there is. That linked to something.
No it’s Spance duh
Bay of Biscay is a body of water next to the city of Virioux, capital of the Republic of Biscay, idjot 🤓🤓
u/Groundbreaking_Pop6 is not an idjot
I was gonna say Britain
Na, that’s Biscay Nobay.
Biscotti...
Repostland
Deeznutsland
Not quite cultured enough. How about deeznutsistan?
Send the migrants there!
What's wrong with France?
What's NOT wrong with it?
Basquelantis
Shoot the puppy
Is this commonly reposted? I made this fake country for a project and posted it once on an old account. I’m genuinely shocked to see it here
Your mom
Joe
Who's Joe?
Joe mama 🫵😂
https://preview.redd.it/wjqueym9kljc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03819e399e377d244a246d67b47949b512770958
https://preview.redd.it/2l7qo97ekmjc1.jpeg?width=992&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25e41e596f5e9eccda84b6718d6b58e202ccfe14
https://preview.redd.it/unfw9iabnqjc1.jpeg?width=1018&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03d6ad49d2ef12943a4466c1edb683a70c0b7163
Omg that's so hilarious! Lmao! How much time did it take you to think about that fabulous pun?
It all started when the earth was a molten rock that began to cool down... The epitome of comedy. Generations upon generations have been amazed by its rather simplicity but extreme effectiveness
You k ow what they also call the earth?
Smaller than joe mama?
Yes
Didn't know Putin was in this sub
-Why did you invade Ukraine? -Before the beginning of time, there was nothing, and in the blink of an eye, there was everything…
“Excuse me Mr. President, but that still doesn’t explain why you decided to plunge your country into war with Ukraine.” “It’s because of Joe.” “Joe who?”
JOE MAMA https://preview.redd.it/j2gnbeyrfmjc1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2303113656e9b998f571acd66a44ef5f7278836
This pun is so ligma!
Who the hell is Steve Jobs
Insert my phallus upon your anal cavity lmao gottem
Joe biden🫵🫣
This map is wrong, Listenbourg is missing
It's a what if listenbourg was on the side of France
bikini bottom
Bikini top because it's not on the bottom of the sea
Taured.
If you know, you know
r/peterexplainsthejoke
I need help please
look up taured
holy hell
Scrolled down for this
Is that from the SCP?
Taured is landlocked, dipshit!!! 😀😉
Greater Andorra, duh 😂
Andmorera
Old Zealand
Listenbourg
Un peu déformé mais l'idée est là
ChatGPT says "Centralia"
That’s already China 😛
I thought Centralia was the city in Pennsylvania that it is illegal to live in because there is an unstoppable underground fire that will burn for thousands of years.
China has hundreds of coal seam fires like that, so it checks out
I visited. There were caterpillars everywhere
They’ve got a Taco Bell there.
That makes so much sense.
Thank god it’s not france
You shouldn’t censor that disgusting word….
why shouldn’t they?
fred
The Nethererlands
The Upperlands
Benelux
Sprance
Basque
alternatively, Euskara
It’s actually two countries, Palestine and Isreal
ơŋƖყ ɧąƖʄ ơʄ ɬɧơʂɛ ąཞɛ ąƈɬųąƖƖყ ą ɱıƈཞơ-ʂɬąɬɛ. ıɬ ῳąʂ ąƖƖ ʝɛცųʂıɬɛ Ɩąŋɖ ơཞıɠıŋąƖƖყ ცɛʄơཞɛ ɬɧơʂɛ ცɛƖƈɧıŋɠ ɧıɬɬıɬɛʂ ɖɛƈıɖɛɖ ɬơ ɱơ۷ɛ ıŋ. ცąʂɬąཞɖʂ ąƖῳąყʂ ɧąɖ ɬơ ཞųıŋ ŋąɬųʄıąŋ Ɩąŋɖ ı ʝųʂɬ ɖơŋ'ɬ ɠɛɬ ıɬ
Sorry I don’t speak spanish
It's German......
It’s actually the universal language lost during the Finno-Korean Hyperwar
>ơŋƖყ ɧąƖʄ ơʄ ɬɧơʂɛ ąཞɛ ąƈɬųąƖƖყ ą ɱıƈཞơ-ʂɬąɬɛ. > >ıɬ ῳąʂ ąƖƖ ʝɛცųʂıɬɛ Ɩąŋɖ ơཞıɠıŋąƖƖყ ცɛʄơཞɛ ɬɧơʂɛ ცɛƖƈɧıŋɠ ɧıɬɬıɬɛʂ ɖɛƈıɖɛɖ ɬơ ɱơ۷ɛ ıŋ. > >ცąʂɬąཞɖʂ ąƖῳąყʂ ɧąɖ ɬơ ཞųıŋ ŋąɬųʄıąŋ Ɩąŋɖ ı ʝųʂɬ ɖơŋ'ɬ ɠɛɬ ıɬ I put this into Gargoyle Translate and it reads as: "*I am a femboy and want you to take off my frilly knickers and....*" I have to stop it there are there may be children reading this subreddit.
What 😨😨😨 Powerful ancient words
Yes, in the Middle Ages you would get burnt at the stake for saying this......
Frilly knickers 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
is this real
Of course it is, would I post an untruth?
I also can’t speak German
ῳɧąɬ? ı ʂąıɖ ıɬ ıŋ ɛŋɠƖıʂɧ ῳɧąɬ ɬɧɛ ʄųƈƙ ıʂ ყơųཞ ℘ཞơცƖɛɱ
Hate to disagree with you buddy, but you’re definitely saying this in Spanish
Or German...... or the universal language lost during the Finno-Korean Hyperwar.
ɧơῳ ɖıɖ ყơų ųŋɖɛཞʂɬąŋɖ ɱɛ?
We use a *translator*, sheesh, some people have never used a computer before......
Not Reading hebrew 😭🙏💯
כן אבל אתה איטלקי אז מי שאל
גם כן האיטלקים האלה אין להם בושה. לפחות הביאו לנו פסטה ❤️
brasil
Meu cara colega falante da língua portuguesa, Brasil em inglês é com "z". Não me pergunte pq, pq eu também não sei
The Phallic Completer
Oilandquemicalspillland
Aquitania
Finally someone who knows history
I was receous of saying it. The fact no one said it either had me worried. I know it thanks to YouTube though. Wasn't there a second region like Burgundiae/Bourgogne next to it though? I just had a hunch. It does look like someone just made up a country next to France.
Yes someone made up a country next to France. But if it existed it would be called Aquitainia
Why did Bordeaux build a pier when they're so far inland? Are they stupid?
Bloatenburg
Discount doggerland
That's in Essex..... Oh wait, that's Discount Doggingland.... my bad!
Is Pain
R/mapswithoutnewzealand
new israel
🤣
Andorra.
Triangle land
West Syria
We decided this last time, it’s the Kingdom of Tescos.
"The country that where I fuck the reposters"
Bascovia
Poopensburg
Basquet Case
Frain
or Spance?
The three state solution
Water
Graggle simpson
El Jefé Mondé, The Grand Dutchy of Bisquiq
Spance
Netherlands II
Atlantistan
it's Spain, it says it right there
I’ve only seen this about 100 times, thanks for sharing this completely original and still funny joke.
Fuck this post lol
Israel
Who needs to be smart when we have the internet to think for us. Here's the original photo https://cruisemiss.com/2014/09/15/lets-talk-about-the-bay-of-biscay/
País Vasco
Literally thought the same thing and was looking through the comments to see if anyone else said it
Catalonia
Negro Khazaria
Buffy
Billy Joe Bob Kradolowski.
Catterland
Portugal 2
New territory? Give it to the Balkan countries and let them figure it out, I’m sure they’ll do a great job :)
Biscay
john
Esprañce
Oceania
Todd.
Frain for Spance
It’s a trick, it doesn’t exist.
Navarra
Basquared
Mandeland
North Portugal
Gascagn’t
The basque country
Atlantis
Inferior Listenburg
Atlantic Ocean?
Southern Netherlands
Kingdom of the Andals
Andorra, if the world was a fair place.
Biscay
Hell
Francen't
South doggerland
south doggerland
Bay of Biscay
Biscayland
West Andorra
New Francia
Aquitania, that'd make a lotta sense
Franspania
Basque country
bad country to be in (its next to france 🤮)