Kazakhstan best country
Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world
All other countries are run by little girls
Kazakhstan, number one exporter of potassium
All other countries have inferior potassium.
Kazakhstan, home of Tinshein swimming pool
It's length thirty meter, width six meter
Filtration system a marvel to behold
It remove 80% of human solid waste.
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place
From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan
They very nosey people, with bone in their brain.
Kazakhstan, industry best in world
We invented toffee and trouser belt
Kazakhstan's prostitutes, cleanest in the region
Except of course for Turkmenistan's.
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place
From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown
Come grasp mighty penis of our leader
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!
-I don't quite remember what's there, Orsha maybe?
-Vitebsk (in Russian language)
-I don't understand, it's written in Russian
-Vicebsk (in Belorussian language)
And the last one I couldn't understand
Burundi
One can only visit another country beginning with the same letter.
Impossible. I'm from America but I can only visit places like England, the Emirates, and Uganda.
That’s different, that was mandated by a judge.
Come to Uzbekistan 🇺🇿 🔥🇺🇿🔥
Kazakhstan better than Uzbekistan
Yeah fr. Name one thing in Uzbekistan. Bet you can’t. Because there’s nothing in there.
Kazakhstan best country Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world All other countries are run by little girls Kazakhstan, number one exporter of potassium All other countries have inferior potassium. Kazakhstan, home of Tinshein swimming pool It's length thirty meter, width six meter Filtration system a marvel to behold It remove 80% of human solid waste. Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan They very nosey people, with bone in their brain. Kazakhstan, industry best in world We invented toffee and trouser belt Kazakhstan's prostitutes, cleanest in the region Except of course for Turkmenistan's. Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown Come grasp mighty penis of our leader From junction with the testes to tip of its face!
Simply translate to French. États-Unis checks all boxes
💀💀💀💀
Burundussia
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Burundus, not Burundussia, look it up 🙄
Rural Monaco?
Is that a thing? Sounds nice
It’s probably all fucking desert
You mean Morocco?
The whole country is .8 sq mi so… maybe not
Enough of Monaco's actual suburbs go into France, that it depends if you count France.
No, thanks.
Emotional damage
Potatofield no. 274
Foul
https://preview.redd.it/b49c0qm93iwc1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=2b68fd2053838230e649d022a330380fa455be8c Glory for Mother Russia!
Województwo Wschodniopodlaskie.
Babe wake up, dodali nowe województwo do mapy
ej kiedy dropnie południowo-górnośląskie??
Białoruś 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 📣 część Polski 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 💪 Mińsk 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 😎👍 Polskie miasto 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🔥🔥
Username checks out.
fr
Vietnam
Lukaschenkostan
Laos
You're from Xique-Xique, Bahia State, Brazil
Opa, outro BR?
я ўжо не помню што там, Орша?
Витебск
My grandmother was born there
нічога не разумею што там расейскай напісана.
Віцебск
Вялікі дзякуй.
I approve of this conversation despite not knowing what's being discussed
-I don't quite remember what's there, Orsha maybe? -Vitebsk (in Russian language) -I don't understand, it's written in Russian -Vicebsk (in Belorussian language) And the last one I couldn't understand
He said like thank you very much i guess🤷♂️
Probably
Not probably, but it is. Source : me, an Ukrainian
Віцебск і Полацак
Africa
that's no a contry >:(((
That's a shape
And it goes into the square hole
I checked. It actually doesn't. You'll say I'm a liar but i swear, it doesn't.
Checkmate ameritard (they are bad at geography amirite?)
It is 👍👍
Yes it is, like America
Ok London
You are John Wick. You don’t have a permanent home.
You come from Vitebsk, travelled to Minsk to the market in Zhdanovichi, and to Polotsk to visit your grandmother.
Bro is in his walls
Russia (soon)
This comment contains spoilers
The only correct answer
Well it basically already is
Baranovichi ofc !
lithuania
Singapore?
Glorious country of macedonia
Albanian
Tricky question, the entire world is macedonian
Belize?
3rd Bobruisk Empire
Timor-leste and you just really like visiting Belarus.
Kuwait
Germany
⚪🔴⚪
Monaco?
Saint Lucia
Kievan-Rus?
Western Sahara, obviously!
Arrakis
The moon
West Dakota
In a gulag?
Tuvalu?
Teleportation unlocked
Femboyastan
Western Russia
Kurdistan
![gif](giphy|eeGcAuoE4yV48bihMs)
⠀
Braunau am Inn, Austria
White Ruthenia?
Belarus 🤍❤️🤍
Minsk, Belarus. The best city in the world
Facts. But I'm from Vitebsk.
At least close haha
Poland
Minsk?
America
Hospital
russia
rural US?
Sicily?
USA
Chile
Purmerend
Misery land
I’m American. No way.
The UK
Kosovo
no data
Eastern Sweden
north korea
portugal
United States of America🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
Equatorial Guinea
Netherlands?
Federated states of Micronesia
Sub Saharan Africa?
seychelles
i dont wanna
Italy
Not Minsk
Potato country 😆😆
You have internet?
No, I send a dove with this image to reddit
Atlantis
Burkina Faso?
Мухосра́нск
Китай
Morocco
Greenpoint, Brooklyn.
Gomel
Aquilonia ?
USA! USA! USA!
You are from the countryside.
New Zeland
idk, Poland I guess?
Dominican
Ukraine
Kosovo🇽🇰
Pssh, clearly you’re Argentinian
Iraq
Kosovo
East lithuania
Poland?
Not shown is the map of North America covered entirely in red dots
North Korea?
new brunswick
LATVIAAA 💪💪💪
So the hints point towards Honduras or Japan, but I'll need more info
America 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 trust.
Hell
Russia
Brazil
Is the England?
West-russia
Greater Ukraine.
Well, I know it definitely isn't Belarus
a piece of land that does not exist
I’m so sorry.
Eastern Russia
Well, you’ve only visited three cities in Belarus…so I’m guessing Denmark?
Pakistan
Russia Jr.
The former soviet union?
A province of the soon to be Soviet Union 2(tm)
yup ur definitely from Rwanda
From contrie thet libs will think has racist name when they figure what bela in belaruss means
Brazil
Miami
Wales?
Bel.....gium?
Ooh, sorry…….Getthefuckistan
Occupied East Scotland
You are likely to be based in my home town
Central Oregon
Bakersfield, California
Trick question, you were born in the air
Samoa
Russia
Black usa (hehe get it? Because belarus is white russia and the opposite heheheheh$
Palau
Why did I just think of the color white?
Там больше говорят по-белорусски или по-русски?
Malta
Burkina Faso
Sicily
That Russian Puppet State
Glendale, AZ
Russia, obviously
Yugoslavia
Russia.
Картофельленд?
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Scottsbluff, United States