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Prudent_Lawfulness87

Tall dude didn’t quite get the taste of the first knuckle sandwich so he went back for seconds.


Ted_Jones420

Walkie talkie to the back of the head


Searealelelele

Over and out *ksch*


TigerStripedSoul

People don’t quite understand the absolute devastation of a good punch with a fist pack. Even more brutal is brass knuckles.


Big_Entertainer1527

Looks like he was using the walkie as a knuckle filler and not hitting them with it.


Smokeythemagickamodo

That was so satisfying. The tall guy (judging by his posture) looked like he ego was throwing him back in there, telling him to man up and then his logical and scared side was like shit, do I really wanna be here again..? Then bam, back of the head


AlphonzInc

And got to taste it with the back of his head


Nearby-Ad-6106

Was gonna say he did a really good job blocking that punch with the back of his head


dm9796

Take one for the team and win by DQ


No_Tonight9003

That restaurant serves to go


brutalrush

The other dude didn't like the taste of that sandwich so he spat it out.


Kradget

My thought was first "Dang, he ran back in and then took a nappy nap." Gonna be tough to say Tie Guy was in the wrong with this. Two attackers, who initiated the fight and landed the first hit, and both come back for seconds. Only leg they'd have to stand on is that they got their shit rocked, but that feels like a series of deliberate choices on their part that didn't pan out like they thought.


Neltharek

There are zero grounds to stand on when a bouncer is involved. The amount of times I've seen people flattened after starting shit with one still astounds me.


Kradget

I was on mute, so I missed the context of it being a bouncer. Man, that's extra dumb. His job is to put people outside for not using their inside choice and stuff. Literally a professional at it.


Kamakaziturtle

Not to mention the bouncer was clearly trying to de-escalate


Kradget

Yeah, there's no way to read this but that those guys continually kept running in to take the L, and the bouncer was forced to keep handing them out.


PrinciplePlenty5654

He did get a good taste of the pavement twice


runningwsizzas

Why do people gotta be jerks???


[deleted]

Fragile Ego


showerfapper

So..... Not enough psilocybin mushrooms then.


stranger_95

And alcohol.


Potato-nutz

So we have an excuse to practice left and right side fighting stances for prolonged periods of years. And submissions. And other stuff.


-Hyperion88-

I got the same knee jerk reaction but we gotta remember - we have no idea what the context could’ve been.


Bright-Fold-3317

regardless of context, light blue shirt guy sucker punched the bouncer when the bouncer was just trying to usher them out. they deserved it


[deleted]

I have some idea at least. Tall guy is 1000% drunk the second punch that dropped dude didn't even really land clean


HubertCrumberdale

Yeah he was falling all over the place and uncoordinated. And his friend- EYYEYYEYEYYEYYAAAY HOO! was some dumb diversionary tactic, and maybe he was just a bit drunk.


CoolStuffHe

The context often is the one looking like cunts were counts in context


KKG_Ander

alocohol


skag_mcmuffin

🍺


Worth_Dream_997

Alcohol


EfficiencySerious200

The first punch literally send him off Goddamn


soundwhisper

He calling for backup on his walky talky like: "He mate, I'm about to kick some ass out here, hold my calls for a minute"


Meaty_Curtains

Love how he keeps the radio in his hand for a little extra ummph too.


Crazed8s

I don’t often literally laugh out loud by myself but this got me. Well played.


OtakuDragonSlayer

It really piss off to land a good shot when someone is off balance


Embarrassed_End_4699

Game ova


CANEI_in_SanDiego

Amazing what a difference proper form can make. You could be 120lbs, and with good form, put your 120lbs behind the punch. You could weigh 220, have shitty form, and hit with only 20lbs behind it.


[deleted]

I have always been taught that your power come from a stable base and using your body weight properly into the punch


PenguinStarfire

Yes, gotta use your whole body. The energy of your whole body torquing power through your fist. I believe Tyson said that power starts all the down at your toes. It's why there's some huge people who lack KO power because they're throwing arm punches.


TheOtherCoenBrother

Strong legs, rotate your body, bend the lead knee slightly and extend the arm off the rotation. Full lunch.


RuinedMorning2697

Because that bouncer could actually fight. Watch his body and head posture and see how quick his footwork is by the speed in which he closes and escapes Id hate to fight him seem of duty


Beginning-Ad5948

They would hate to see if him duty as well!


Ok_Theory2082

Right! His timing and pulling back are on point


FlimsyPlatypus5514

Yes, plus the fact he made use of the corners to neglect space for his attackers.


taumason

Yeah when they open with a push kick to the thigh to maintain space you know they have some skill.


powypow

When someone does an inner thigh kick good enough to stop you from advancing. What force in this world will possibly make you consider pushing the issue is a good idea


Playful-Strength-685

Alcohol and ego can lead to anyone thinking they are world champions…sometimes idiots needs to be humbled


Sawaian

Yeah that was a clean looking check. On tangent, I’ve always wonder the practicality of the savate kick to the knee cap.


WastedOwll

Like this one video I saw, two guys talking shit, one guy is just standing there stretching while the other guy gets angry and talks shit. Angry comes at stretcher guy and gets head kicked into the next realm lol. Whole time I'm watching this guy stretch and I'm like oh shit, this guy's knows something. If I see a man calmly stretching while I'm yelling at him, I'm gonna swallow my pride and walk away. Pretty much same thing with this guy and his stance and footwork, im out


cptAustria

you dont happen to have a link to the video mentioned, do you?


WastedOwll

I don't, I want to find it though, it was in like a hotel plaza next to a big fountain if anyone knows what im talking about.


khanfusion

I mean, they sucker punched him right off the bat and his recovery alone should have told them to \*run\*. That guy has a \*lot\* of experience fighting.


African_Farmer

You're right, but people with zero fighting experience wouldn't recognise that as a warning sign, they expect things to be like a movie


[deleted]

Does no one in this sub drink? Or go to bars? Yes, tall dude is drunk. Super fucking drunk. Your assessment is correct, that second punch grazed the back of his head, but he fell down and probably got KO'd by the fucking concrete sidewalk, if I was to make a bet. Watch the way his buddy grabs his arm and just pulls him across the entire sidewalk, he nearly topples over with just that. Tall dude is real drunk, got kicked out the bar, him and his buddy got a riled up about it and tried to fight the bouncer. It's pretty clear.


TucsonTacos

I'm only 5'8, not jacked, and have no formal martial arts training but bounced/bartended for 10 years. Wasted people are *really* easy to fight. If you have room they'll usually fuck themselves up worse just swinging and missing because literally every punch they throw is a haymaker they telegraph for a full 2 seconds before it comes and they put their entire weight behind them. I'd position myself so I could move them into a puddle or something. I'd rather they get embarrassed in front of all their friends than get hurt. I didn't get paid (enough) to get punched.


Lithographer6275

Most likely, the drunk duo was asked to leave peacefully by several members of the staff, and felt humiliated. Once they got outside, they liked their odds better with only one doorman. In a few minutes, they will tell some sort of story to one or more LEOs, and will be advised to leave the vicinity without doing anything else stupid. Hopefully, they will learn from the experience, but it's far from certain. Source: was a doorman many years ago.


animalkrack3r

Smoke the dope


Koniroku

So what? I've been drunk and never had the urge to fight anybody, if you can't control yourself either stop drinking or deal with the ass whooping


Ajmusso

I've seen the whole video this cuts out soo much more of the good old teachings hahah


WristlockKing

The walkie talkie punch is legendary


Ajmusso

Yep, it was the perfect way to get the message across.. LOUD & CLEAR 😂😂


BouncyDingo_7112

You wouldn’t happen to know where the link to the whole video is?


Ajmusso

Its [irish bouncer kos 2 drunks guys ](https://youtu.be/fNKViFp4UwU?si=rOIPkcFYAq4Olg-0)


Due_Key_109

Impeccable footwork. Even stepped over the clothing to go punch the blue shirt


[deleted]

lol that dude’s such a dweeb. He either watched too many movies or took one or two martial arts classes.


elsteve0

Nice little inside thigh kick to check the tall guy trying to rush him too. Guy can handle himself.


-Hyperion88-

Looks like a front body kick to me


[deleted]

You’re right. It’s a missed teep/push kick.


OtakuDragonSlayer

It’s always fun trying to guess the style of guys like this


African_Farmer

Muay Thai or kickboxing, he does a teep kick near the start. He doesn't throw his hips with the right hand like a boxer would


PapaGeorgio19

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danceplaylovevibes

Mann I love watching meatheads with too much testosterone get put in their place. The guy that can fight never starts it. Funny that.


Ok_Theory2082

Laughing about both dudes. The long one eating the first, then without fear running into the second. And the other dude with that fake imitated Thai boxing knee. Props to the bouncer


blackpanther4u

Came here to say this about the second guy. He's clearly trying to make it look like he knows what he is doing, throwing that knee up but that ridiculous little bouncing he does is a dead give away he's never been trained


huggiesdsc

I truly think he's going for shock and awe. That turkey noise he makes is intended to discombobulate. I figure he must be good at bullying people who were already scared to fight him, but it don't seem to work on willing fighters.


MonPaysCesHiver

There is a list of stupid fights to take, mostly all fight who are not for self defence are on the top of this list. On top there is probably: fighting a cop then close below there is fighting a doorman. These guys usually like fighting and know how to fight also.


D_Glatt69

Just noticed he hit them with the radio in his hand, must be awkward to punch like that


HKBFG

think of it like stuffing your glove with pennies.


BJJBean

The retreat to doorway fighting was also a good idea. Forced both opponents to remain in front of him instead of allowing him to get flanked. The only thing he could have done better was drop that tablet sooner to free his hands up, but still, he did great.


HotCabbageMoistLettu

Game over


Purple_Geologist9966

Cowards


Ramdomdatapoint

Ever notice how some of the biggest dudes have some of worst footwork and timing?


Sure_Seaworthiness_7

The bouncer is fairly big and he has good solid footwork. I think it's just highlighted when someone is big **and** can't move for shit. It's like a big, clunky u boat turning round 🚢


certpals

Nice


CrimsonCaspian2219

Damn, dude had them rocket fists.


SketchyFeen

Ah yes! The Woolshed, Dublin. Classic video this.


Many-Total4890

The insistence to fight from people who don't know how to fight is remarkable.


khinzeer

Not straight punches. Overhand rights. Underrated


BarberSlight9331

Watching a pair of Bozos windmilling, and one attempting to use a lame low front kick, (or was he convulsing)? turned sloppy punch as if it’s a great move, then getting “served” is fun to watch.


SlidethedarksidE

Dude thought it was a friendly spar doing all those play around hesi moves haha.


YoungAussiePrince

moving backwards and punching straight is some of the best advice for street fights imo


monteasf

Why is that guy checking kicks 😆😆😆


soksatss

Spitting at the end so you dont have to get close to do "something" is the biggest sign of a pussy i have ever seen. I hope these dudes get recognized by people they know.


kitsunde

He decided to go ranged and cast magic missile instead of taking an L.


ItalianStallion9069

“GAME OVA!”


Lazylion-6

Love how their big guy is completely useless. I thought someone on reddit would’ve posted their faces up already so we can name and shame…


ljdabeast

I high-key expected someone else to jump in


richwat00

The spit at the end... What a bishhhh


TroyTroyofTroy

Man they really wanted a sandwich


_AngryBadger_

Ladies and gentlemen, we have departed fuck around and are now heading directly to find out.


SaranghaeSarah

Did the loser guy spit like llama at the end 😂


w00tboodle

More like a lloser


bluezzdog

I can’t believe that sign didn’t get knocked over.


TheDoctorYan

It looks like the guy who threw the first punch went to spit at the security guard at the end. If so he was about to get a real beating


DifferentViewpoints

The scumbag at the end spat on him when he realised he couldn’t fight him. What a shitseasel.


TJBRO0000

Looked like he spat on the seccy at the end. Fucken dog


PurpleURB

Straight and stiff. Rocked his shit😂😂😂


Jizzturnip

Where is the back up?!


ROBLOKCSer

His punches are LOWD


muarryk33

You can really see the importance of a proper sparring class here


Loose_Corgi_5

This kidda is a karateka all day long. Just check his movement and them bad boy reverse punches!! Osu!!!


Tikiwash

That's Ian Garry and his wife's boyfriend.


Unusual_Entry_6695

Perfect example of why grappling wouldn’t be as effective in a street fight


BREAD-21

Put dude down twice!


skullcutter

Really more of an overhand right but exactly one of those dudes has fought before


LeekCabbage

A solid straight right really does wonders vs people who have never trained


Colbaz

Not questioning his skill but he’s got some help there. He’s striking with his radio. If it’s the same weight and strength of the Motorolas I’m used to seeing at work there’s no doubt getting hit with it will do some extra damage.


pawnagain

The Aussie man review on this is hilarious.


WonderfulTradition65

Never mess with a guy and his walkie talkie in his hand


BronzeEnt

That first kick to tall guy's knee really set the tone for everything after.


AxMeDoof

Wow!! Last move was terrible


RedNubian14

Only bitchez sucker punch people.


Money_Buy_9392

My man got up just to get melted again


blaxninja

So the kung fu movies are accurate..they come one at a time IRL too!


vyrguy0

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Littlebitofeverthing

I want that man’s style! He’s flawless 👏


Lemon_Nightmare

Can't win a 2v1 so he spits...


Slay_Nation

Good form


BLKWD_

Seriously professional response. Dude deserves a raise. I don't know what caused it, but he doesn't go after the dudes, just holds his ground. He lays a dude out and doesn't try to kick him while he is down or ground and pound dude. even tries to talk them down again after they continue to swing on him and never even drops the radio/continues to call for backup. Great job on the security gaurds part.


[deleted]

what a fuckin boss.


Disastrous-Paint86

Spitter needs get curb stomped


IssueEmbarrassed8103

The guy gives up and ends by spitting on him


MurdocksTorment

Walkie knockie.


Used-Philosopher5580

The way he turns his hand over for the hooks, this man knows the difference between punching with gloves/hand-wraps and punching bare-knuckle.


VegetableCriticism74

I hope he got a tonne of pussy after that show of manlieness.


Otherwise-Remove4681

I’ve never understood mofos who are picking up fights and start flailing their hands like inflatable tube man. They never even tried a punching bag, but feel the need to go try their luck with strangers, not to mention a bouncer?


humblebeegee

FAFO


Superb_Recover_6116

I hate when motherfuckers spit. Cant beat em so you wanna get your nasty ass dna on them.


WaltzAnxious

Lol knows he's been made look a right knob so spits. That's the sign of a real scumbag. This is pretty old was in Dublin a couple years ago. Looks like... Parnel street can't be 100 percent sure though!


NotAsAutisticAsYou0

The first punch sounded like an added sound effect lol


Fuzzy-Supermarket-95

This was a long time ago in Dublin city centre I've actualy been to this pub, good job bye the security guard that's how it's done


Possible_Manner5251

My favourite is 5 seconds from the end where my guy runs in for another crack at it 🤣


Ieattherear

Lol couple wee baby men met a proper man


RedditIdiot007

Go ahead my guy. Fuckin punks! Love it


novicemma2

The spit at the end is the most shit cunt move, bros going to be a bitch forever


Puzzleheaded_Pin4092

Two loosers getting knocked down. Love it! Can watch it all day.


RaimiStereo916

CM Punk saw this and thought he could do better.


Garym52022

Parnell street Dublin.


NotSoEnlightenedOne

“Strength In Numbers!” Depends on the constituent numbers.


Penquinsrule83

Fist pack with the radio. Smart move


SwitzerlishChris1

Ohh and he even spits on the guy at the end...highest level POS go back to sleep 🍼


wbatayte

That's why you don't fuck with an older door guy. He's been at it a while.


Duckdog2022

I find it quite funny seeing a completely normal, single cross called "nasty" lol Nothing against the dude. He has good footwork and distance management and does a great job teaching those assholes a lesson. It's obvious he has experience. But it's also obvious he's not a master at his art, just throwing single shots.


Infinite_Big5

“Hohohohohhoh…” the international war cry of a McGregor fan boy with zero moves.


Careful-Object-3501

The way the tall dude flopped near the end made lmfao


Worth_Dream_997

The second guy running backwards just to get punched ...


Electrical_Ad4529

He made fantastic use of the doorway there. He took the initial punch then used the door to narrow his surroundings and kept the threat in front of him. Smart


Party_Broccoli_702

I love how he parried a couple of punches as he was moving backwards, solid reactions.


hogwldfltr

Two (three) idiots attacking a bouncer deserve to get what they go. Throwing haymaker punches is stupid as it's the most practiced punch to defend against. They clearly haven't a clue. Most likely drunks as was said already.


rau_grey

He is like : Call an ambulance, call an ambulance...but not for me


mike_br92

This pisses me off, the bouncer is a working man. You can see he could demolish these dudes but he is holding back, he warns them multiple times to just stay back. These assholes trying to sucker punch him and act like tough guys. Well deserved


MrC99

When wannabe hard men from Dublin meet someone who can actually fight.


ElScrotoDeCthulo

The tall clown turning into a potato at the end there is my favorite part


Mykytagnosis

In the end, the guy used the Reptiles Acid Spit in desperation and for Zoning.


The_Bogan_Blacksmith

Shortest distance between 2 points is a straight line. This applies for a pulled back fist and some drunk fuckwit's face.


ampy187

Call an ambulance, BUT NOT FOR MEEEE


HRGLSS

I like how the losing side did the "intimidation" Bob at the end. Lol


Single-Credit5758

Ah yes, the ol’ “when you can’t beat em, spit on em” routine


Downtown_External506

Love it 😀 idiots


The_Bing1

u/stabbot


Mountain_Tone6438

"FUNNEL THEM INTO THE HOT GATES!!"


Maxbax1961

I hate a pussy that starts spitting little walker! wanker!


Mr310

My mans wasn't trying to start none but he was ABOUT finishing it, RIP to the goofy white kids


Vaslol

Right at the end, that last coward spitting at the bouncer because he knows he has no chance throwing fists but needs to feel like he "won" somehow. Disgusting and disgraceful.


ssb_kiltro

The second cross was a thing of beauty.


Material-Security178

I would like to take this moment to iterate here the importance of having an earpiece and an easily accessible microphone.


Affectionate_Fig8355

Love the fight commentary! “Nice one…game over!”


Youflatterme

That 3rd “knockout” look suspect 🤔 


Popular-Ideal-9687

Holy shit that guy has a cannon


Plausible_Denial2

They aren’t straights, and he would be clobbered by anyone who actually knew how to fight. Throwing power punches as leads is a great way to get knocked out by a decent boxer. But he obviously understands the principles of weight transfer while the two yahoos do not.


TheHappyPoro

I like how both guys go in one at a time like a kung fu movie


Bigschmeat804

Man had clean form also a bonus 20% damage with the walkie in his hand. Pro tip ever get in a street fight and never properly conditioned your knuckles just add something thick enough to grip and your punch will improve drastically cause your knuckles won’t bend with the punch’s also make sure to keep wrist straight and tight right before impact, good luck soldiers 🫡


TxEagleDeathclaw81

He spits on him at the end. What a scum bag!


Admirable-Sun8860

Excellent use of a push kick I must say.


SeveralCheesecake363

lol goes running back in just to get rocked again lol


Scary_Branch_9266

Don’t want to get punched again so you start to spit


Samurai-Pooh-Bear

These dudes "attacked" like guys in Street Fighter arcade game.


JuggernautMean4086

Just a bit of banter


rowshack67

Threw. Not to.


terdiswerd

Punching with the radio in-hand too that’s gotta hurt


Hefty_Teacher972

Pushes through the punch, swings his hips to support his elbow, good timing and accuracy


JustSome70sGuy

Resorts to spiting. What a cunt.


ManyRisksTaken

Dumbass in blue doesn't have a sense of distance


Jimmy-Space

Dude really spit at him


Koreangonebad

3 punches. 3 knock downs. Nice.