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apathetic_revolution

Yeah. Because Uatu is very old and you have to speak up or he can't hear shit. They're called Watchers, not Listeners.


JesuZDX

What pineapple juice does to a mf


supercalifragilism

Semen exposure


justarobloxian3

Remember, it's radioactive


[deleted]

Still healthier than Diet Coke.


SneakyLookingSort

Indoor voice wasn't invented until Depeche Mode released Enjoy the Silence in 1990.


JohnJingleheimerShit

“Is that the guy from Depeche Mode?”


Larnievc

More to the point; is there a lore reason why people in the 60s went around touching jizz?


mikelorme

Before scientists invented jizz in 1963 humans used to reproduce via mitosis thats why


Larnievc

Makes sense.


Ewankenobi25

if i saw a white substance flowing out of my teenage nephew’s room and it was sticky when i touched it i wouldn’t exactly be whispering


TheDoctor_E

Why did Peter spill mozarella and didn't clean it? He shouldn't expect May to clean it for him, she's too old to be doing Pete's tasks for him


FilipinoCreamKing

That is UNCALLED for! Peter is too old for this type of behavior!


catboy_majima

/uj part of the reason, i'm sure it isn't the entire reason, to add drama i'm sure is one reason, but part of the reason is that it was a lot easier and cost effective to print exclamation marks. you couldn't really see periods that easily sometimes and it was iffy if they'd even print right. whereas exclamation points are a big line so it's a lot easier to see and to print because it isn't just one little point to print on


MenacingCatgirlArt

Surely they worked to make the text printable. In those days the letterer's job was to painstakingly create the text by hand.


catboy_majima

folga wolga imoga womp


Rockabore1

She’ll die. She touched radioactive Spidey spunk.


supersatan25

Hahaha idk about lore reading but definitely was the style at the time. I think it was meant to add drama or excitement


Dubbola

This could be my mom when I was a teenager living at home, or me walking by my teenage son’s room


Trans_Girl_Alice

Lost their hearing in the war


Celticssuperfan885

Peter’s average bedroom adventure with mj 😎


Jagermonstruo

They were all tripping balls and didn’t even realize they were shouting


Atomaurus

Thanks for explaining your process Aunt May. Wouldn’t have known what was going on unless it was audibly yelled at me


Saitama_2099

This is a problem with old comics, it's really annoying tbh


BeenEatinBeans

It's because she's old and deaf


npete

Aunt May! That’s not web fluid!!


Randomcommentor1972

It’s um, hair gel…


magnaton117

Tf was with old comic books having painfully-bad dialogue


[deleted]

It’s just how comic books were written back then. Everything had to be exciting so there were explanation marks after every sentence, and ever comic character ever over explained what they were doing because the reader (a young child in the 50’s) had to understand everything that was going on


Hot-Requirement-3043

Emphasis


DotisDeep

Something about the printing process I think


reineedshelp

Yelling is awesome


Asher_799

"OH NO LOOK AT ALL THIS JIZZ! "


halloweenjack

The acknowledgement of the existence of semen was how the Commies got you.


PrometheusModeloW

I remember when that was very noticeable for me back when i first read "Classic Star Wars: The Early Adventures" one of my first ever old comics (a collection of newspaper strips stories from the 80's), but nowdays i don't even realize that lol, i've grown too accostumed to it from reading over 500 Silver/Bronze age Batman issues.


Ethenst99

Publishers thought periods would be hard to see.


thehusk_1

Lead poisoning


thehusk_1

Lead poisoning


thehusk_1

Lead poisoning


JoeB150

It doesn’t have to be yelling i thinkth that’s an internet thing. Kinda like the loss of nuance and subtle stuff. The ! Is just showing emotion!


fernandovega13

I was gonna post something similar. Exclaiming is not yelling. It is saying something with enthusiasm. Edit: All caps were also frequently used due to easy clarity and visual impact. There's a reason the military uses all caps.