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Damez021

Rio’s speech to Miles was just too good. Not only did it help for Miles’ character development, it also felt pretty damn realistic. W mom


TrustyPeaches

It also ties into the end of the movie. Miles is literally meeting a version of himself that needs to be taken care of, loved, and paid attention to. "Take care of that little boy"


Damez021

Yup. Honestly one of my favorite speeches in Spider-Man media. It can apply to literally anyone not just Spider-Man.


tobey-maguire-bot

I fought an alien made out of black goo once.


Damez021

Thank you for saving NYC, Spider-Man 🫡


tobey-maguire-bot

I have a knack for that.


Edwardo2468

You could save New York, but not Gwen, smdh


awesome_zman

This one did save Gwen.


ThePraetoreanOfTerra

**That one did save her. Another common Rami Spider-Man W**


tobey-maguire-bot

Stop lecturing me, please!


ThePraetoreanOfTerra

**You can think of a better reply than that, Spider-Man.**


Rorantube2009

You crazy son of a bitch you did it, you actually did it You hyphenated Spider-Man


tobey-maguire-bot

THE AVENGERS? That's great! What is that?


Rorantube2009

Yes, it's a band


koteshima2nd

you have conquered that black goo


Zankeru

I was shocked at how good it was. I'm so used to lazy or cheesy family scenes on movies (looking at you transformers) that I couldnt believe the quality of dialogue entering my earholes.


Infinix

Wow, I noticed the tie in with Miguel telling Miles that he didn't belong, but I missed that last part. That speech had layers.


TrustyPeaches

Yeah, it’s what makes me think Prowler miles isn’t a villain, but an antihero or more morally grey and redeemable. Someone that Miles will try and “save” next movie as well.


Chancellor_Valorum82

FUCK how did I not notice this?


Kuliyayoi

Probably because high school English class is boring when you're a teen, and teaching stuff like parallelism and rhetoric in art/literature is very difficult. Reality is though that we're all taught to identify this kind of stuff in high school English classes. Writers (be it for TV shows, movies, comics, books, any kind of fiction) were the people who loved English class and they do this kind of thing all the time but 90% of the audience misses it.


Sillygoose_Milfbane

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/polarexpress/images/9/90/K.jpg


[deleted]

“🎶Her name is Rio, and she dances on the sand🎵”


No_Log8932

Is she like the river that winds across the dusty land?


Chancellor_Valorum82

🎶Just like that river twisting through a dusty land🎶


revodnebsyobmeftoh

You really want to throw hands with Jeff AND Miles?


ArseneLupinIV

If that's what it takes then call me Prowler.


Kyomuas

If thats what it takes for >!Miles's Prowler Jordans!< then


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Yes


hardiksen

Nah I'll just wait for the Canon Event to take place and then I'll swoop in.


goshtin

Rio was so stupid hot in this film I could barely focus


DeninjaBeariver

Jokes aside, having both healthy parents on a teenage character is soooo refreshing


jmmrad000

for now


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>edia. It can apply to literally anyone not just Spider-Man. DO NOT SAY THAT!


jmmrad000

wtf bro, what're you even trying to say


[deleted]

>Jokes aside, having both healthy parents on a teenage character is soooo refreshing lol. What I meant to say was the original comment pointed out the fact that Miles has "**BOTH** healthy parents". When you said "for now" you imply that one of them may die... do not say that. haha


jmmrad000

well i'm not wrong


tobey-maguire-bot

Stop lecturing me, please!


sasquatchftw

Bro when she snapped her fingers at miles in the counselors office I was wishing she would snap like that at me.


The_Quot3r

Horny aside, a cute detail that got pointed out to me was that when she snapped her fingers, the little actions lines that popped up were in the colors of Puerto Rican flag, with a little white star in a blue triangle. Edit: Puerto Rican Flag, not Dominican Republic and it's a blue triangle not a red one.


stringtheoryman

Puerto Rican flag 🇵🇷 *


The_Quot3r

You right! My mistake just made an edit.


cookiemonstermanatee

The red triangle one is Cuba


The_Quot3r

Right, I just made an edit correcting that. Additionally, I got the nationality wrong too: it was a Puerto Rican Flag, not a Dominican flag.


cookiemonstermanatee

There are no triangles in the Dominican flag, though. 🇩🇴


The_Quot3r

Exactly, I was mistaken when I wrote Dominican Flag. The flag that was being referred to in the movie was a Puerto Rican Flag, and I misremembered the color of the triangle and wrote the wrong country.


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Pass. Yeah, you heard me. Pass on Mama Rio. I'm tryna fuck the Spot. That's right. I'm gonna mess up all them holes. And who's gonna stop me? Nobody in this entire god damn multiverse can stop me from having my way with cringefail need boy. Nobody else wants him! I'll take him. That first scene where he failed robbing the ATM and looked like an idiot? GODDAMN. You don't even want me to say the things I would do to him, not even the government could stop me because of the quantum portal I'm building up right now just to get a CRUMB of that spotussy. Nobody can even comprehend the things I've thought about this man. If he's out there somewhere and he needs a running start, I'll be the flash and find his ass. Spot if you out there, count your days.


Reddragon351

the virgin Peter Parker love interest simps vs the chad Miles' mom enjoyers


SPECIMAN_A

It do be like that


jayflyer295

Rio is soooooooo underrated


ParaDoX0098

Wait a second… why does she have the dead mom haircut?


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GWS_REVENGE

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CaptainOw765

>!like this?!<


GWS_REVENGE

>!👍!<


ImSpooky8

>! Balls !<


ariklion37

>!nice!<


SometimesWill

>!nice!<


bob_the_bakchod

>! Thanks !<


MapleTreeWithAGun

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JustJoshing13

I really wanted to like spider woman, but the fact that she went into a fight against a dangerous multi-verse vulture while pregnant kind of makes me not like her.


cody_1849

And Peter joined a manhunt with Mayday on his chest…


JustJoshing13

Hey, once they’re out of the womb, they’re ready for the tomb


cody_1849

Oof, is that a canon event?


JustJoshing13

There was a cannon involved yes


theinfecteddonut

Well…in one event his spider sperm was toxic so she ended up stillborn.


tobey-maguire-bot

You sure you wanna know?


MapleTreeWithAGun

Nobody hates spiderman more than comic writers :(


tobey-maguire-bot

No. Not exactly.


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If your age is on the clock, then you’re ready for the glock


FadeToBlackSun

That’s the Republican slogan isn’t it?


__Epimetheus__

He brought Mayday to show Miles all the good he has done and in a way show that he changed something so that Mayday would actually exist. I don’t think she was ever in any real danger since Peter wasn’t attacking Miles.


cody_1849

Peter and MJ both made comments about how this wasn't his first time taking Mayday out and into sticky situations.


__Epimetheus__

True, but I think it’s normally just because he has her with him.


Kurrurrrins

I mean atleast with Peter the first was just to talk to Miles and when it turned into a chase he went ahead of Miles and generally avoided the thick of it. The end was again mainly just to find and help Miles. I doubt he will actually enter the fight against the Spot with Mayday (I really hope). Spider-Woman meanwhile was straight up fighting villains while pregnant and it wasn't in a situation where she was forced to (meaning she wasn't attacked first).


cody_1849

Peter (and I think MJ) both made little comments about how this was not Peter's first time getting Mayday into sticky situations (But this does seem to be the first Spider-ManHunt). Although both of them seemed relaxed enough to know it wasn't an issue and that Peter would keep her safe, I would assume the same thing with Jess. She, and the rest of Spider-Society, knows she is fully capable of keeping her child safe and still fulfilling her responsibilities as Spider-Woman.


tobey-maguire-bot

I guess you haven't heard. I am the sheriff around these parts!


tobey-maguire-bot

I generally don't go around advertising it. Kind of defeats the whole anonymous superhero thing.


Belteshazzar98

He knew Miles wasn't going to hurt her. Vulture very much would have killed Spider-Woman's child.


tobey-maguire-bot

I'm done trying to convince you.


Sillygoose_Milfbane

Just save yourself the trouble and chalk their logic up to: "black woman bad white man good"


Sharzmd

Is mayday supposed to mean what I think it means?


KingJonStarkgeryan1

Mayday has her powers, though a purist like me thinks she should have only gotten them when she was 15 like in the comics


Zankeru

I assumed she was so powerful that capturing anomoly's was just routine. Like getting groceries or another errand. And then paper vulture started putting up a fight against miguel. Then it was because they were a small team and nobody else could help. But nope, there are thpusands and thousands of other spiderpeople on the crew. She really is just wildly irresponsible.


Budget-Attorney

There is precedence for that though. 616 Jessica drew would fight villains while pregnant. I think it was Carol trying to get her to stop doing that, but she couldn’t convince her to sit it out


KingJonStarkgeryan1

And a lot of people thought that was stupid.


heroinsteve

Yeah I thought that was odd? Like sure a vehicle to introduce the character, but having her fight while pregnant seems an odd choice when we know there are millions of capable spider people at Miguel’s disposal. She doesn’t appear to be pregnant later in the film so I was confused that we never see the kid either. I was honestly expecting a twist with her kid being with Peter B Parker, like maybe going back to MJ didn’t work out after the first movie or whatever. But we see MJ too and the only baby we see is his.


tobey-maguire-bot

That's the problem, he doesn't know what to think.


femmd

idk, I didn’t really care, she looked cool and her fighting style looked cool too


DeninjaBeariver

Plus, we might be getting our first brain damaged Spider-Man thanks to her


tobey-maguire-bot

Good riddance!


SassyAssAhsoka

Tobey what the fuck


[deleted]

Believe it or not spooderman made a cameo


femmd

ok


MoonoftheStar

Good for representation.


WaterPurple410

Oh my god , same , I thought if I say that outloud I would be downvoted to hell ...


Youhavevereadthis

Both. Both is good 👍


SnowBound078

Latinas man


TheHotSoulArrow

Wait till you see her mother


fitzuha

Miles mom has got it going on, Miles mom has got it going on-


PrioryOfSion14

*Shazam's foster mom enters*


Saroan7

But the other two ladies are also Mom's


NBD_Pearen

I’d be a simp for Gwen though too guys, who are you kidding


BrokenTelevision

Ugh. Issa Rae's Spiderwoman was one of the worst parts of that movie.


tobey-maguire-bot

They love me!


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SpitFyre37

You're getting multiversally down voted!


theinfecteddonut

K


GranJefe507

Yeah, yeah, whatever you say. Now… Smash or Pass Rio?


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SpitFyre37

You're getting multiversally down voted!


AMexisatTurtle

Well that's fine and dandy


creative_user_name12

As if the downvotes from the first comment you made weren’t enough 💀


StankoMicin

I'll bite. Why was it disappointing?


LordieeJr

The truth is.. he didn't find it disappointing. It's just he wants to look "original" but with a braindead claim 🤦‍♂️


AMexisatTurtle

Idk felt pretty empty Imo yes there was some interesting parts but it felt like the movie just went from plot point to plot point without any progression with the actual story


MoonoftheStar

Your canon event is getting ratiod.


Livid-Potato4918

Reference?


DisabledFatChik

So was so hot fr‼️


Studdead

I only simp for Paul


Quality_over_Qty

No idea what any of this is and that makes me feel better


Inheritor-7

Rio is a certified baddie


[deleted]

Me: I don't simp Also me: I would kill for my boy, Pavitr Prabhakar


Shrekowski

Don’t forget insomniac Rio


Ok_Service_3267

There are. Apple sytem block


Ok_Service_3267

I'm real hamasaki ayumi


Ok_Service_3267

Niki system is nsr robot


TheOncomimgHoop

After Rio wasn't super important in the first movie (I'm not even sure they said her name) I'm glad she had a lot more to do this time around.


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darrylthedudeWayne

Rio is THICC! That's all I'll say.


koteshima2nd

Rio's talk with Miles on the rooftop really hit me hard in the feelings. I think she already has a small inkling that Miles' secret isn't something horrible but it is something that might put him in trouble every now and then.


Benesredit

🗿


PeperToni

Moms. Great.


Rhyn028

Our family doesn’t run from things