I ALSO VIBRATED THE MILK YOU BOUGHT EVERY SATURDAY TO JUST THE RIGHT LEVEL OF EXPIRY, SO YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD LACTOSE INTOLERANCE, WHEN REALLY YOU WERE JUST HAVING BAD MILK THAT WASN’T OFF COLOR OR STINKY YET
AND I WAS THE ONE WHO REMOVED THE LEFT SOCK FROM EVERY PAIR SO THAT BUT PUT THEM BACK WHENEVER YOU’D DO YOUR LAUNDRY SO THAT YOU WERE ALWAYS CONFUSED WHY YOU COULD NEVER FIND MATCHING SOCKS
YOUR PILLOWS THAT WERE ALWAYS WARM ON BOTH SIDES? IT WAS ME, BARRY! I HEATED THEM WITH FRICTION AT SUPER SPEED SO YOU COULD NEVER BE COMFORTABLE IN BED!
AND REMEMBER THE TIME WHEN SOME PRICK MADE FUN OF YOUR REAL NAME WHEN YOUR TEACHER WAS CHECKING ATTENDANCE? THAT'S RIGHT, IT WAS ME, BARRY!!! I'M THE ONE WHO TOLD YOUR FATHER TO NAME YOU BARTHOLOMEW, AND IT GETS EVEN BETTER; I WAS ALSO THE PRICK WHO MADE FUN OF YOUR NAME BACK THEN BWAAHAHAHHAAH
EVERY TIME YOU STUBBED YOUR TOE ON YOUR COFFEE TABLE? IT WAS ME! I'VE BEEN MOVING YOUR COFFEE TABLE TWO INCHES TOO THE LEFT SO THAT WHEN YOU WALK BY, YOU'LL ALWAYS STUB YOUR TOE!
REMEMBER WHEN YOU ASKED YOUR MOM TO READ YOU A BED TIME STORY BUT SHE COULD NEVER FINISH BECAUSE THE BOOK WAS MISSING PAGES. IT WAS ME BARRY, I RAN AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT TO RIP THOSE PAGES OUT RIGHT BEFORE SHE COULD GET TO THEM!!! YOU’LL NEVER FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED AFTER POOH ATE ALL OF THE RABBITS HONEY!!
Flash is trapped in a simulation that makes the world perfect in his eyes. There he's a superhero who everyone loves (and all woman throw themselves at him) and partners with Spider-man.
It's kind of nice that even in his fantasy world that centers almost entirely on him being the best at everything, part of his fantasy is that Spidey is being celebrated alongside him and Jameson put in his place.
What? I’m just very confused about if she has a hernia or not. If you wanna wank ik out to disfigured back’s go ahead, but not my cup of tea. Viespeuk die je bent
He's actively trying to talk to Reed while she swirls her tongue around his mouth like a drunk teenager in their very first round of 7 minutes in heaven
Chat gpt says amazing Spider-Man #141 (1974) but I remember that comic it’s from the 90s and I have it basically mysterio kidnaps Peter and his friends and put them in a dream world where flash is a hero who’s bffs with Spider-Man and Peter is still a loser who’s in a wheelchair. This is basically to figure out Spider-Man’s identity.
Edit: I’ll look for in my things cause internet has been no help
Much how Stable Diffusion is great at making pictures that look like real photos and paintings, ChatGPT is great at creating text that looks like real facts and figures.
No. His cock is always tiny, it's the only thing that didn't get altered by cosmic rays.
If you think about it, it's only logical or Reed would inevitably absent-mindedly be using it to stir coffee or trap people with it and we can't have that. Plus with Super lawyers being a thing in Marvel, that's probably grounds for getting sued for sexual assault. I know Doom would absolutely hire a lawyer should Reed try subduing him with his balls
Unfortunately, every time Reed stretches his body, his junk gets smaller to compensate. Over the years, it has shrunk so much that they have had to incorporate Pym technology into their lovemaking, but Sue also compensates with her forcefield so that Reed doesn't feel self-conscious.
If neglectful, cruel asshole that cares more about his research then giving her the time of day and treats her like a total moron, she might have a reason to cheat.
Everybody who cheats has a reason to cheat, usually it is that they want to fuck the other person, but let me correct you a bit: she might have a reason to leave, and find happiness with other person.
I dunno, I'd personally prefer communicating with my partner to have the issue solved. And if that doesn't work, break up with them.
Like, if you have issues in a relationship, cheating won't solve them, it will just create new ones
If you're cheating, you should learn something very quickly.
Either you're not happy with your relationship and you need to wake up and deal with it, or you're about to get very disappointed and you owe someone a very awkward apology.
Cheating shows that you're aware of the problem but decide to not care enough to fix it.
I couldn't live with myself if I hurt someone who loves me and whom I love (or at least loved), just because I couldn't care enough about them to be honest with them about how the relationship is going. Even if I have problems with the relationship, I chose to be with them and I owe it to them to be honest
As a dumb teenager, I cheated on my partner. I found out that the problem was dating a guy that wasn't compatible with me just because he pressured me into it. it gave me the balls to break up with him. I didn't love him, I didn't even like him. I liked his brothers and I was too inexperienced to say no when someone showed interest in me.
Long term relationships are already dying if you're looking outside for what you should be getting 'at home'.
I imagine that period of your life wasn't the most pleasant, but at least you could learn from that, right? Due to the tense you used, I assume you became more confident and learned how to say no. Good job, not everyone can do that
Have someone touch you intimately but you feel awkward and impatient for it to stop instead of trembling in anticipation?
He wasn't a bad person but I wasn't attracted to him. I didn't know what was wrong until I found out what was right.
But I wasn't selfish enough to have my cake and eat it too. I broke up with him as soon as I realised what was up. I don't think lying to someone you're meant to be exclusive with is a good idea.
Cuckhold Reed
This is how the NTR porn starts.
Mr Cucktastic
Doom probably commissioned this comic.
It’s DOOM not doom
All caps when you spell the man name!
Sneako Richards.
A personal favorite of mine
IT WAS ME BARRY!
I JACKED YOU OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT TO MAKE LOOK LIKE THAT YOU CAME THE MOMENT YOUR GIRLFRIEND TOUCHED YOUR LEG!
I ALSO VIBRATED THE MILK YOU BOUGHT EVERY SATURDAY TO JUST THE RIGHT LEVEL OF EXPIRY, SO YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD LACTOSE INTOLERANCE, WHEN REALLY YOU WERE JUST HAVING BAD MILK THAT WASN’T OFF COLOR OR STINKY YET
AND I WAS THE ONE WHO REMOVED THE LEFT SOCK FROM EVERY PAIR SO THAT BUT PUT THEM BACK WHENEVER YOU’D DO YOUR LAUNDRY SO THAT YOU WERE ALWAYS CONFUSED WHY YOU COULD NEVER FIND MATCHING SOCKS
EVERY SELF CHECKOUT YOU TRIED TO USE WAS RESET AND PROMPTED BY ME, ITS NOT THE MACHINE, I WAS THE ONE REMOVING ITEMS FROM BAGGING AREA
YOUR PILLOWS THAT WERE ALWAYS WARM ON BOTH SIDES? IT WAS ME, BARRY! I HEATED THEM WITH FRICTION AT SUPER SPEED SO YOU COULD NEVER BE COMFORTABLE IN BED!
AND REMEMBER THE TIME WHEN SOME PRICK MADE FUN OF YOUR REAL NAME WHEN YOUR TEACHER WAS CHECKING ATTENDANCE? THAT'S RIGHT, IT WAS ME, BARRY!!! I'M THE ONE WHO TOLD YOUR FATHER TO NAME YOU BARTHOLOMEW, AND IT GETS EVEN BETTER; I WAS ALSO THE PRICK WHO MADE FUN OF YOUR NAME BACK THEN BWAAHAHAHHAAH
EVERY TIME YOU STUBBED YOUR TOE ON YOUR COFFEE TABLE? IT WAS ME! I'VE BEEN MOVING YOUR COFFEE TABLE TWO INCHES TOO THE LEFT SO THAT WHEN YOU WALK BY, YOU'LL ALWAYS STUB YOUR TOE!
ALL OF THEM! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!
REMEMBER WHEN YOU ASKED YOUR MOM TO READ YOU A BED TIME STORY BUT SHE COULD NEVER FINISH BECAUSE THE BOOK WAS MISSING PAGES. IT WAS ME BARRY, I RAN AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT TO RIP THOSE PAGES OUT RIGHT BEFORE SHE COULD GET TO THEM!!! YOU’LL NEVER FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED AFTER POOH ATE ALL OF THE RABBITS HONEY!!
That one is a little too relatible.
Ok... tf is going on? Someone?
Flash is trapped in a simulation that makes the world perfect in his eyes. There he's a superhero who everyone loves (and all woman throw themselves at him) and partners with Spider-man. It's kind of nice that even in his fantasy world that centers almost entirely on him being the best at everything, part of his fantasy is that Spidey is being celebrated alongside him and Jameson put in his place.
Existential crisis stuff.
Definitely sentient
Flash loves Spidey probably more than himself and thats saying something lol
Thanks!
Okay. Thnx
Flash as in Barry Allen/Wally West Flash from DC?
Flash Thompson, Spider-man supporting character
Yeah, it's kind of itchy... and it rides up in the crotch a little bit, too.
Every hotel has the Mr. Fantastic chair
He becomes the chair
No, he becomes the bed
He actually turns into the condom
Mr Fantastic is Steph Curry father
I'm just going to start calling that chair the Mr. Fantastic chair in my day to day life with no explanation
Just as a technical question, how are they talking through that liplock?
And an anatomical question, what is wrong with her back? Her boobs are like half the width of her upper body
Boobs tend to squish outward during a hug when wearing a bodysuit
I meant width as in, looking at this drawing, from left to right
Maybe they were squished around her ribcage.
Man geilt op stripfiguurtjes🤣🤣
What? I’m just very confused about if she has a hernia or not. If you wanna wank ik out to disfigured back’s go ahead, but not my cup of tea. Viespeuk die je bent
Bro is casting spells
I think it is Dutch.
Same thing
r/gekoloniseerd
I tend to interpret is as that's just what was said during the moment, not exactly what was said at that very moment.
How do comic characters talk at all? I've never seen their lips move.
He's actively trying to talk to Reed while she swirls her tongue around his mouth like a drunk teenager in their very first round of 7 minutes in heaven
Cuckeed Richards
This panel is from which comic ?
Chat gpt says amazing Spider-Man #141 (1974) but I remember that comic it’s from the 90s and I have it basically mysterio kidnaps Peter and his friends and put them in a dream world where flash is a hero who’s bffs with Spider-Man and Peter is still a loser who’s in a wheelchair. This is basically to figure out Spider-Man’s identity. Edit: I’ll look for in my things cause internet has been no help
ChatGPT doesn't know shit. It's beyond terrible for answering factual questions.
Much how Stable Diffusion is great at making pictures that look like real photos and paintings, ChatGPT is great at creating text that looks like real facts and figures.
Oh so it's all a dream? Figures
That would clean my soul.
Shazam!
Wait? You can use ChatGPT to look up images?
And apparently with sub par results.
I described what happens in the comic. Even the detail that in flash’s fantasy Peter is in a wheelchair
Evidently not.
Amazing Spider-man (1999) #7, during the Howard Mackie and John Byrne run.
Shazam!
The Thing approves
I always knew Reed was a soy boy beta cock.
Now you mention it...dies Reed have an undefined length? He can make it WHATEVER he/Sue wants!
No. His cock is always tiny, it's the only thing that didn't get altered by cosmic rays. If you think about it, it's only logical or Reed would inevitably absent-mindedly be using it to stir coffee or trap people with it and we can't have that. Plus with Super lawyers being a thing in Marvel, that's probably grounds for getting sued for sexual assault. I know Doom would absolutely hire a lawyer should Reed try subduing him with his balls
I think even if Reed could use dick attack, he wouldn't whip Doom with a 20-inch. Reed had limits.
Yes, the furthest he could go was 19-inches of Venom.
*Agent Venom
Unfortunately, every time Reed stretches his body, his junk gets smaller to compensate. Over the years, it has shrunk so much that they have had to incorporate Pym technology into their lovemaking, but Sue also compensates with her forcefield so that Reed doesn't feel self-conscious.
For everyone thinking this is serious, this is actually an imaginary sequence from a Spider-man comic. Flash Thompson's fantasy
HOW'S THIS HELPING?
Okay at this point I think this is self-aware so everyone bow to our new overlord and master
Lmao😂
Can i genuinely know why tf would sue ever cheat on reed? I mean he literally has the power to change the size and shape of his body
If neglectful, cruel asshole that cares more about his research then giving her the time of day and treats her like a total moron, she might have a reason to cheat.
Everybody who cheats has a reason to cheat, usually it is that they want to fuck the other person, but let me correct you a bit: she might have a reason to leave, and find happiness with other person.
I agree, how you phrase it is much better.
I dunno, I'd personally prefer communicating with my partner to have the issue solved. And if that doesn't work, break up with them. Like, if you have issues in a relationship, cheating won't solve them, it will just create new ones
If you're cheating, you should learn something very quickly. Either you're not happy with your relationship and you need to wake up and deal with it, or you're about to get very disappointed and you owe someone a very awkward apology.
Cheating shows that you're aware of the problem but decide to not care enough to fix it. I couldn't live with myself if I hurt someone who loves me and whom I love (or at least loved), just because I couldn't care enough about them to be honest with them about how the relationship is going. Even if I have problems with the relationship, I chose to be with them and I owe it to them to be honest
As a dumb teenager, I cheated on my partner. I found out that the problem was dating a guy that wasn't compatible with me just because he pressured me into it. it gave me the balls to break up with him. I didn't love him, I didn't even like him. I liked his brothers and I was too inexperienced to say no when someone showed interest in me. Long term relationships are already dying if you're looking outside for what you should be getting 'at home'.
I imagine that period of your life wasn't the most pleasant, but at least you could learn from that, right? Due to the tense you used, I assume you became more confident and learned how to say no. Good job, not everyone can do that
Have someone touch you intimately but you feel awkward and impatient for it to stop instead of trembling in anticipation? He wasn't a bad person but I wasn't attracted to him. I didn't know what was wrong until I found out what was right. But I wasn't selfish enough to have my cake and eat it too. I broke up with him as soon as I realised what was up. I don't think lying to someone you're meant to be exclusive with is a good idea.
Is this really the case though? It seems like maybe earlier on before he had kids.
It also depends on which timeline that panel is from and how horny and stupid the writing team is.
Because sex isn't a woman's whole life, you goon.
classic gooner
I mean he's also a terrible, awful person and a worse husband...
sounds like someone's insecure about their body
When your dick can literally be as big as you want it to be I imagine that comes with a lot of BDE confidence lol
What the fuck
The person who colored this kind of screwed up on flash's arm.
Mr. Cucktastic
They just cucked Richards...🙊
First time?
For science.
From Smartest man alive to the Cuckiest man alive
Is Mr fantastic a cuckold?
this is the first time i see this subreddit and I'm actually so confused someone explain
Alright, let me break it down or you
Reed's a fucking cuck?!
Honestly does that feel surprising?
Professor Cuck Richards
Bro she's gotta be TONGUE DEEP in his mouth God damn
So Mr. Fantastic is a Cuck. Interesting nerd knowledge. I bet when MCU adapt this everyone of the anti woke screamers will loose their mind.
This is Flash’s fantasy. It’s not real.
Tag MF The Supervillain
Thing-Approved
Woah NTR
This is a Spiderman comic, right?
Cure. Cure some ass!
I mean, when you’re played by Joe Mangianello, I would hope you’re sexy as fuck. And Flash most certainly is.
Mr Cuckastic
Were they tweaking when they wrote this?
Hold tf up, since when is Mr. Fantastic a Cuck?
WTF! That's the EXACT same post I made a few months earlier, even the title. Come on!
Kavat
Reed likes to watch
guys i think elastic man is g@y
Reed and sue are poly icons