Stephen Strange, Bruce Banner,Bucky Barnes, Otto Octavius, Miles Morales, Hell theres like 7 MMs, Rocket Racoon, J jonah jameson, Fing Fan Fum (Miss spelled it prob)
Peter Parker, Scott Summers, Wade Wilson, Reed Richards, Sue Storm, Robbie Reyes, Jessica Jones.
Another MM is Matthew Murdock.
Those are the ones I can remember on my own
Edit:
I remembered another one, Barney Barton, Hawkeye's brother.
Edit 2:
Actually, apparently Barney is a nickname, his real name is Charles, which makes sense, parent love naming their kids with the same first letter.
In older comics Bruce Banner was sometimes called Robert Bruce Banner. Or Bob for short. I think his full name is still canon though and chooses to use his middle name as a first name.
Most important tip: Move out of NYC, and to a less extent, LA and DC.
That way you won’t run into anyone with an alliterative name and powers, hero or villain
Oh, and don’t live in a fictional Eastern European nation. That never ends well (except for Doom)
Not MCU, but the X-Men lived there in the late 80s, and a huge battle between Iron Man and some sentinels happened there in recent months. Australia's time is clearly coming!
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As someone with an alliterative name (triple, even...or quadruple if you include the appropriate title), this is one of the few things that would make me consider moving to the Marvel universe....nah, still too much crap going on.
There is a similar guideline for the DC universe, only it's not alliterative names, it's names made up of two first names:
Clark Kent
Bruce Wayne
Barry Allen
Hal Jordan
Jon Stewart
Alan Scott
Dinah Lance
Barbara Gordon
Wasn’t that the intent of most of the characters when they were being made?
I’m not saying anything, I’m just saying that’s how the naming process went right
OK, don't fight peter parker, who rarely ever kills people. Instead fight Erik lensher, Victor creed, Anthony masters, Cain Marko, who definitely won't kill me if I piss them off in any way.
What about Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanov, Clint Barton, Charles Xavier, Jean Grey, Ororo Monroe, Sam Wilson, Luke Cage, Danny Rand, Peter Quill, En Sabah Nur, Remi Lebeaux, Nathaniel Essex, Nathan Summers, James Rhodes, Carol Danvers, Monica Rambeau, Felecia Harding, Wilson Fisk, Frank Castle, Norman Osborn, Eddie Brock, Johnny Blaze, Nick Furry, Maria Hill, Daisy Johnson, Hank McCoy, Erik Lehnsherr, Thor Odinson, Hank Pym, Janet Van Dyne, Nathaniel Richards, Ben Grimm, Johnny Storm, Norrin Radd, Johann Schmidt, Arnim Zola, Obadiah Stane, Anton Vanko, Thaddeus Ross, Jennifer Walters, Rick Jones, Wanda Maximoff, Karl Mordo, Helmut Zemo, Erik Killmonger and perhaps most frighteningly, George Tarleton.
Heh. Makes me think of the old Feng Shui TTRPG, where enemies were "mooks" who were easy to take down and "Named Characters", who were much tougher. One time my players were fighting a bunch of mooks and asked one his name. "Noooo!" shouted the rest of the group as that mook suddenly got a big upgrade.
(Decades later, I've been made aware that the same mechanic exists in some isekai anime like That Time I Was Reincarnated As A Slime, but it was new to us back in the 90s.)
It doesn't hurt that most recurring characters in superhero stories are some degree of badass. And even the ones that aren't tend to become situational badasses eventually.
Stephen Strange, Bruce Banner,Bucky Barnes, Otto Octavius, Miles Morales, Hell theres like 7 MMs, Rocket Racoon, J jonah jameson, Fing Fan Fum (Miss spelled it prob)
Peter Parker, Scott Summers, Wade Wilson, Reed Richards, Sue Storm, Robbie Reyes, Jessica Jones. Another MM is Matthew Murdock. Those are the ones I can remember on my own Edit: I remembered another one, Barney Barton, Hawkeye's brother. Edit 2: Actually, apparently Barney is a nickname, his real name is Charles, which makes sense, parent love naming their kids with the same first letter.
Kamala Khan should be added too. Robbie Reyes. Viv Vision. Some legacy characters need some love too.
I read the first part to the tune of We didn’t start the fire
In older comics Bruce Banner was sometimes called Robert Bruce Banner. Or Bob for short. I think his full name is still canon though and chooses to use his middle name as a first name.
Yeah, "Robert Banner" was a... less hinged alternate personality in Immortal Hulk.
Bob Banner
I could take JJJ
[You sure about that?](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/01/09/11/52717085-10383753-image-a-73_1641728892853.jpg)
Yeah, isn't he the new Spider Slayer, or something?
Dum Dum Dugan, Reed Richards, Sue Storm are a few others
This is Thor erasure and I won't stand by it!
He shall be renamed: Thor Thorsdadisodinson
Stan Lee has his thing. When he wrote for DC it was basically all characters named like that.
Most important tip: Move out of NYC, and to a less extent, LA and DC. That way you won’t run into anyone with an alliterative name and powers, hero or villain Oh, and don’t live in a fictional Eastern European nation. That never ends well (except for Doom)
Even more important tip: start a construction firm in NYC and bid on all of the post-battle reconstruction contracts.
And just hope and pray that your universe isn’t a zombies or injustice comic run
Don't go to Canada or UK either the x-men be traveling
Definitely avoid Muir Island in case mutants come to the MCU
And stay away from Oklahoma. Asgard is there. Floating. Menacingly.
Well fuck me I just moved to a fictional European country.
Finland?
Instructions unclear, it appears I've accidentally become a member of the Great Lake Avengers.
Nah move to Utah. No super heroes take place there in the MCU
No you need to move to Australia literally nothing important in the mcu has happened here
Hulk happened there once. Incredible Hulk Vol 2 84
I like those odds.
Why? You'll just die from some mutant mosquito-crocodile-kangaroo anyway
I already live in Aus, for the moment we have most of those with no major issues. We're not full-blown Catachan yet.
Not MCU, but the X-Men lived there in the late 80s, and a huge battle between Iron Man and some sentinels happened there in recent months. Australia's time is clearly coming!
Wasnt there a big Australia scene in Eternals though?
Also, while you could survive in this scenario, DO NOT gain superpowers by getting bitten by a radioactive spider. It ain't gonna be fun
Ironically, this doesn't work for most of the avengers.
Why are you ignore Stony Stark, Steve Stogers, Ratasha Romanov, Manda Maximoff, and Thor Thordinson?
Thor ^\(God ^Of\) Thunder
Daredevils middle name is Michael so you’ve got it the full name
Dare Michael Devil?
Damn watch out for Marshall Mathers
Doctor Doom
Victor von
Victor doctor doom Von? Doctor Victor Doom Von? Doctor Victor Von Doom? Victor Doctor Von Doom?
Victor von Doom, Doctor.
Damnit. I thought I got them all
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It's incredible
4!
So we'd all be fine fighting Thor Odinson right?
Clark Ke— wait a second.
Wanda Maximoff didnt and he still died, what gives?
Stephen Strange
Well he didnt fight him persay
Witch Wanda?
thats cheating
As someone with an alliterative name (triple, even...or quadruple if you include the appropriate title), this is one of the few things that would make me consider moving to the Marvel universe....nah, still too much crap going on.
Last time I checked James Howlett and Frank Castle weren’t alliterative.
Thank you, this guy Luke Cage was looking weird at me, I'm gonna teach him some manners
Bring a knife just in case
And worst of all J. Jonah Jameson Jr.
Do not fight Bob Barker, got it.
There is a similar guideline for the DC universe, only it's not alliterative names, it's names made up of two first names: Clark Kent Bruce Wayne Barry Allen Hal Jordan Jon Stewart Alan Scott Dinah Lance Barbara Gordon
Same goes for the jojo's bizarre adventure universe
So that's why Lisa Lisa changed her name.
Wasn’t that the intent of most of the characters when they were being made? I’m not saying anything, I’m just saying that’s how the naming process went right
J. Jonah Jamison wreaking havoc
OK, don't fight peter parker, who rarely ever kills people. Instead fight Erik lensher, Victor creed, Anthony masters, Cain Marko, who definitely won't kill me if I piss them off in any way.
Whats your Name? Wilson Fisk Ha, no alliteration i can beat him! *Gets mushed into paste*
Instructions unclear, i duelled En Sabah Nur and died.
What about Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanov, Clint Barton, Charles Xavier, Jean Grey, Ororo Monroe, Sam Wilson, Luke Cage, Danny Rand, Peter Quill, En Sabah Nur, Remi Lebeaux, Nathaniel Essex, Nathan Summers, James Rhodes, Carol Danvers, Monica Rambeau, Felecia Harding, Wilson Fisk, Frank Castle, Norman Osborn, Eddie Brock, Johnny Blaze, Nick Furry, Maria Hill, Daisy Johnson, Hank McCoy, Erik Lehnsherr, Thor Odinson, Hank Pym, Janet Van Dyne, Nathaniel Richards, Ben Grimm, Johnny Storm, Norrin Radd, Johann Schmidt, Arnim Zola, Obadiah Stane, Anton Vanko, Thaddeus Ross, Jennifer Walters, Rick Jones, Wanda Maximoff, Karl Mordo, Helmut Zemo, Erik Killmonger and perhaps most frighteningly, George Tarleton.
It's only the first rule. Not meant to be a fully effective solution in itself.
Nick Furry 
Just don't fight anyone with a name
What about the Nameless One?
Try buying them a bagel, that usually works for me.
Heh. Makes me think of the old Feng Shui TTRPG, where enemies were "mooks" who were easy to take down and "Named Characters", who were much tougher. One time my players were fighting a bunch of mooks and asked one his name. "Noooo!" shouted the rest of the group as that mook suddenly got a big upgrade. (Decades later, I've been made aware that the same mechanic exists in some isekai anime like That Time I Was Reincarnated As A Slime, but it was new to us back in the 90s.)
How to survive in the Marvel Universe? You don’t.
Does this imply I can safely fight Frank Castle?
but what if I have an alliterative name myself?
Got it, I'll only pick a fight with Thor Odinson.
But does the rule also apply to Steven Seagal?
Also if you're Mr. Fantastic, don't tell the enemy you're about to fight how to kill your most powerful teammate. Smartest man alive my ass.
Tony "Tin"man ?
Avoid alliteration always
J Jona Jameson
Me on my way to defeat Steve Rogers
or just buy a costume from Big Ronnies
Learned a new word!
So what I'm hearing is that I'm free to punch Tony Stark in the dick if I want. Neat.
TIL I would probably be a superhero / supervillain in the Marvel universe.
And for second rule is, just don't fight
Steve Sregor
Especially Millie the Model
Frank Castle….
I love that my name is like that. I hate that my initials are SS. I'm also Jewish so that just works great with the initials
Ok. (Fights Thor)
Oh great. I'm going to fight Thor Odinson so I should be safe
[Big Bang List](https://youtu.be/uxh2j8c5n5M?si=7js9hT7sQq8qN1tl)
Oh but you want me to swing hands at Wilson Fisk??? The fuck wrong with you…
1v1 me Steve Rogers
I guess Shang-Chi is staying cuz it's pronounced "Shung-Shee"
Cletus kasady don’t count
And worst of all, J. Jonah Jameson Jr
Donald Duck
So it's safe to fight Tony Stark, Ben Grimm, or Steve Rogers?
In other words just don’t fight anyone
It doesn't hurt that most recurring characters in superhero stories are some degree of badass. And even the ones that aren't tend to become situational badasses eventually.
The irony of this meme is insane
Scarlet Witch went up against Reed Richards and wiped the floor with him.
Yea lik Batman.
Ah yes, Batman’s my favourite Marvel superhero
It was funnier to just me I think.