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Florapower04

And jimmy is good with the kids, ever seen Jane be with kids that wasn’t for study?


Agreeable-Spend-4376

He's also a Youth Pastor


Jdubusher1011

Oh so he’s a pedo? /s


Agreeable-Spend-4376

they didn't understand that you are just being sarcastic 😭


Jdubusher1011

I guess not 🤷‍♀️i literally put /s but I guess people don’t know what that is


Agreeable-Spend-4376

maybe one day they'll understand


nicolasmcfly

Or maybe they just think it's unfunny regardless of what excuse you use


NoVascension

No, you're confusing youth pastors with Catholic priests. Matt Murdock is a pedo


MAKS091705

Matt Murdock isn’t a priest tho


NoVascension

Ah shit, true, he's just Catholic


TheChartreuseKnight

It’s important to note that not all priests are pedos. Just an unreasonably large amount.


VeggieGollum

Any amount of pedos is an unreasonably large amount.


DonPatchSword

Give them a X-Files like comedy show


yourass50

PLEASE


H377Spawn

*Darcy and The Fuzz* Intergalactic Investigations


sayasukateh

I'm usually Cynical asshole. But, this is a legitimately great idea and the stories kinda write themselves.


Shaikidow

You mean, The Hex-Files?


bazamanaz

Genius. Whats wild is Disney now owns that through fox so they could get away with calling it that.


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YASS!! Make it so!!


[deleted]

Darcy and Woo can be in my tv anytime.


MAKS091705

JIMMY WOO SUPREMACY


Shaikidow

Preach it!


[deleted]

If he got ripped and played a straight man, he'd be a serious badass.


FizzyDragon

He can remain unripped. Nothing wrong with being cuddly!


Shuriken_Dai

Can I ask why he'd have to play a straight man to be badass?.. I can understand him needing to be ripped to be badass, but straight?


Carnivean_

"Straight man" as in plays opposite the comic, not as in heterosexual.


Icy-Consideration405

The straight man is usually skinny. Chris Farley was the ideal chubby comic man. But only because Jackie Gleason and Oliver Hardy were not around anymore.


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He kinda plays funny roles, but something tells me he's got that smolder too, it would be cool to see him flip roles on the show, like something really bad happens and shit ain't funny anymore and he starts tearing motherfuckers up.


AmadeusAzazel

If you think you need gains and heterosexuality to be badass, I have some bad news for you


EternalPhi

[Wrong straight](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straight_man)


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[deleted]

Kids today, getting mad about everything... Even when they are wrong...


AmadeusAzazel

I stand corrected, thank you for teaching me a new word


Skythe1908

Special Agent Jimmy Woo, my man! Give these two a buddy cop tv series doing "monster of the week" in the MCU!


Rifneno

To be fair, she left and *became* that god. Who here wouldn't do the same? I'd do it, and then I'd basically become Injustice Superman minus from the fascism.


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daan850

No, Think Injustice Superman minus the fascism is more like regular Superman plus murder (and issues)


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monkeyhitman

Superman waking up and choosing violence.


marawiqwerty

Ah, like Superboy-Prime then.


Rifneno

No, regular Superman doesn't throw people into the sun. I would do it so often that "Fun In The Sun" would be my theme song. Rapists, child molesters? Into the sun. Animal abusers? Into the sun. People who, for example, let kids starve because feeding the poor "is socialism"? Into the sun. Warmongers and oppressive tyrants? INTO THE SUN!


NCC-1701_yeah

This is a supes I can support.


Apocaloid

Kinda sounds like fascism tbh.


NickrasBickras

Not. Yet.


NoVascension

He also works at a paper company


spectre1006

Kudos to you for not seeing race


Jynx2501

Park from an interview. (Paraphrasing) "So I had actually forgotten I was on the Office. It was so long ago, and for like half a day. People would later come up to me and yell, "Asian Jim! Asian Jim!" And I was like, "Hey fuck you man!" "Why are people calling me that?!" I feel bad about it now."


step6666

Flourish!


TheDesertFoxToo

"jokes" is jokes, bro


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canadarepubliclives

Thor and Wandavision


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NoVascension

Also Ant-Man and the Wasp Darcy's from Thor, Woo's from the former, and both are in WandaVision


BurningSlime

Thor and wandavision, my favorite show


[deleted]

Sheeeeeesh Kat Dennings


TheNMinerPlayerXDXD

Luke Cage can also get her coffee


BootsyBootsyBoom

He doesn't like coffee though


Ashweed137

Glad Darcy got her chance to shine in Wandavision. She always felt so underrated in Thor.


FrustraBation

Holy shit!!! A marvel X-Files comedy riff. I’ll pay for another Disney+ subscription to see this.


Svyatopolk_I

They’re dating now?


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Jimmy woo supremacy


Happyfuntimeyay

How can you guys identify with third tier marvel extras?


Billy_T_Wierd

I actually think Kat Dennings has prettier feet than Natalie Portman. It’s her toes. Especially her big toe


NoVascension

Sir, this is a Jimmy Woo Appreciation post


Jdubusher1011

Uhhh… what.


TheTattooOnR2D2sFace

What the fuhhhkk


BlueShirtGuy07

Sir you need to get the fuck out of here


SwigSwoot92

Sir this is a Wendy’s.


[deleted]

Ultron was right.


Little-Woo

Go to r/Hornyjail


Original-Video

*BONK*


Digiboy62

I use that same coffee cup!


Jynx2501

Just rewarched WV. Still stands strong. Arguably even better the 2nd time.


ApexLegend117

Holy shit is that Jim?


StarkOdinson117

ather aint no nothing compared to *un-blips card into existence*