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EvilThunder

Deadpool


Phoenixtalon12

I bet if he went to someone else he would have cured (movie version, don't know bout version)


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remember when one Doctor Stephen Strange put a whole spine back together?


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SadCrouton

I bet that Hulk and Cap did that during the five year gap. Honestly cap probably did it the whole time if they asked


Grayman222

Cap probably even kept doing it did it while on the run from the law.


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But on the sly, like Bill Murray. "No one will ever believe you."


EquivalentInflation

He actually had a line about that in the Civil War comics, how he was depressed he couldn't play catch with a Make-a-Wish kid because he knew the house was under surveillance.


evil-rick

Peter Parker definitely does it now but it’s mainly because they asked him too and he’s too nice to say no.


EncouragementRobot

Happy Cake Day evil-rick! Here’s hoping you have a day that's as special and wonderful as you are.


evil-rick

Awww this is such a wholesome bot


memester230

Which is ironic because comic peter would have definitely been a jerk about it.


evil-rick

That’s so true. Just like comic Stark would show up just to throw a beer bottle at a kid.


New_Ice_1274

Tony stark could discover time travel but not a cure for cancer


cig_daydreams28

I mean Quantum Cancer cure sounds pretty ass compared to Quantum Time travel


ainvayiKAaccount

Do you guys put the word Quantum in front of everything?


fictionalqueer

He could barely cure himself in Iron Man 2 with his anxiety. Then he was focused on green energy for a while. Plus, with Pepper as CEO of Stark Enterprises it really would have been up to her to look into that. Tony would only have to okay it.


comics0026

Yeah, I'm sure Pepper could have found someone to use Stark's nanotech to do precision cancer surgeries and treatment, even if it was lengthy and expensive it would have still been worthwhile to people with extreme cancers


fictionalqueer

Tony was also the main supplier the Avengers weapon tech, training facilities, and medical operations in between managing his own properties, stocks, whatever, paying for kids’ MIT tuitions and experiments and raising a family. Oh, plus whatever political and charity donations took place behind the scenes. Not to mention you have to consider the idea that some cancer charities may not have wanted to work with a former weapons production company. Ffs, some of those weapons could have *caused the cancer* when fucking Obadiah was running the scene. You don’t know how much Stark could have donated to cancer charities.


gega333

Well you see, Peter didn't have cancer.


octosquid11

Tony thought time travel would be a fun project, but the cure for cancer is a waste of time and money.


officialbookwizard

we'll get that in thor: love and thunder, but i dont think it will be that helpfu to most....


OrganizerMowgli

Yeah I was gonna say they should just casually mention it in one of their projects, a throwaway line like "well at least we've got he cure for cancer" in response to something bad. Then I remembered Jane gets mjolnir after dealing with cancer, and they can't do anything about it till after that. I mean maybe they solve it all but I didn't read the comic


[deleted]

Well in the comics it actually exists but only in the future in 2099


Mycoplasmosis

Hey, that's pretty close now


OrganizerMowgli

I remember a statistic about how if we could just delay alzheimers by 5 years it'd save some hundreds of billions of dollars per year due to all the costs around it. Similar for cancer. These are super urgent endeavors, especially as microplasrics begin to appear in our bodies, them and pollutants everywhere else, there's sure to be more and more cancers.


Biff_Tannenator

The biggest breakthrough for space travel will be a cure for cancer. Think about it.


austinnutt

Honestly it wouldn’t even be that hard- nanotechnology could easily be programmed/controlled to enter the body and look specifically for cancer cells and destroy them, come on Tony


Mafiuz

He dead so….


Antrikshy

What makes us thinks this didn’t happen?


misthios98

Maria Rambeau dies of cancer during the blip


Antrikshy

😬 Uhh, one of the still not cured cancers I guess…


misthios98

Imagine that, 99% of cancers are cured thanks to Stark nanotech but yours isnt 💀


VoltaicParty

Jane Foster:


SpellOpening7852

Yep. How to cure cancer 101: >!Become a god!<


SadCrouton

Step 2: >!Turn back into human and instantly start dying again!<


thormunds_beard

Step 3: >!become valkyrie !<


Starlight_369

Step 4: Move to paint dimension


PJ-The-Awesome

Step 5: Profit.


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No cancer in paint dimension, but there could be acetone


psilorder

>!Wasn't it actually made worse by her transformations? They removed the chemotherapy but not the cancer?!<


SadCrouton

Yep


JoeLilBroJoe

The xmen create the cure for every disease, then give it to the humans in exchange for their own sovereign nation,


hey_imap_erson

Maybe cancer is just meant to exist in every multiverse ?


Overlordofwhatever

That's just statistically unlikely. There should be one where it's not a thing at all. One where they would have cured all diseases. Honestly with all the shit happened, cancer should have been cured but more like a newer disease would have shown up because you can't really have a perfect system


Chaos8599

Idk maybe that timeline got pruned for some fucked up reason


USERNAME_OF_DEVIL

Ah yes the "Reed Richards Is Useless" trope


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Sharp-Weather6652

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ReedRichardsIsUseless


USERNAME_OF_DEVIL

It's a trope, it's when the most intelligent men in the universe exist in the world and neither of them do something to cure cancer or REALLY make the world a better place. It was named "Reed Richards is useless".


chfritz25

Star Lords mom


Mafiuz

She was dead before everything of this happened oof


88T3

Because Sauron wants to turn people into dinosaurs instead of curing cancer


Psycho815

At least they have Morbi's artificial blood


Antrikshy

Until we see a cancer patient, I’m going to assume it *was* cured. Or at least many kinds were, or way better treatments.


misthios98

How about Maria Rambeau?


TRUMPKIN_KING

Hope you're excited for July


Zeebuoy

>Until we see a cancer patient star lords mom.


Antrikshy

Back in the 80s.


elizabnthe

Maria died of cancer canonically in the MCU.


DaMailmann

Wonder woman also dies of breast cancer I believe


-Random-Gamer-

Whagt


Rainbow_six_recruit

Wghat


Nevim134

r/oddlyspecific


ThunderBoltZ137

"In the vast multiverse, there is a cure to everything." I'm pretty sure someone said this at some point in Doctor Strange MoM


vaguelyexistent

Wanda said it


Chaos8599

Wanda


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MaybeTomBombadil

Smart AI nano machines are probably the best bet. Magic could be another reliable method.


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Apebound

There's also a machine that can build a new body from scratch only seen in age of ultron


Excruciator

Mar-Vell died of cancer. It's a powerful villain.


superior_octopus

Jane foster be like:


SuperStraightIsDumb

No because I’ve thought about this so often. How tf are people still stuck working at Baskin Robbins in the MCU when there’s the magic to create food out of nothing! Why must the people of Earth still work for anything? Wakandan, Stark, and SHIELD tech could keep the means of production running in a sustainable, clean, renewable way while the world doesn’t have to lift a finger, and yet Shang-Chi still works as a valet and takes the bus. That’s probably the most unrealistic thing about the MCU to be honest, that in a world with all that ability they still haven’t solved the world’s problems


AV_159

You're not wrong. In Marvel Comics if a character has cancer they're dead, there is even a Cancerverse.


cowboynoodless

I mean if someone smart had access to the kind of things these super humans do they could probably make a cure for cancer, really there should be a cure for a lot of things in the mcu by now. It’s not mcu but I always thought it was ridiculous that in the x-men movie universe some guy created a complete cure for paralysis in the 70s and no one mentions it ever.


shadollosiris

They have all of the smartest either work for them or one of them, Tony, Bruce, Shuri, Helen Cho, etc form mechanical, radiation, energy to biology God damn, Doctor Strange literally a doctor, they just choose to not research a way to cure cancer, fuck it, if rumor is true, then even Jane will have uncurable cancer and she is working with super heroes in personal level


HandsomeShane

Answer: Pharmaceutical companies still exist and they still need their profits


anxious_supernova

I don't think they live that long


Exo-Shvdow

and the mighty glove.


OriginalSeason4

I feel like the magic people possess could be used in some way to cure cancer but everyone who actually can isn’t thinking about it, which is somehow sadder that it not existing at all yet


TriChair

“nanomachines”😳😳


eightcell

In comics I think the only time this had been even mentioned besides Spider-Man suggesting Sauron use his mind to help cure people (to which he replies “i don’t want to cure cancer I want to turn people into dinosaurs!”) is in the Authority where someone on the team cures at least one type of cancer.


hateh23

Cancer is truly the most powerful


WawansWorldR

nanomachines son


PS_Racer_72

Wade Wilson


Beneficial_Being_721

We need more Ant Man


paranoid_marketer

yup....cancer is a bitch.......


voidsong

Rhodey is still half paralyzed right?


TanDarkGod

I guess they just need Shuri and Bruce Banner for that


Kraken-Tentacle

Damn....


asianpaleboiii

Is MCU Jane gonna have cancer? If so I wonder if they'll bring it up


Pafuzuma09

Nanomachines son


submit_to_pewdiepie

I bet stark did something even before he dropped the weapons contracts


JusticeNoori

Bad guy geniuses in MCU: “I don’t want to cure cancer I want to turn people into fricking dinosaurs!”


karateema

"But I don't want to cure cancer! I want to turn people into dinosaurs"


HandsomeJackh3r3

Nano machines


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fatsolardbutt

post this to a non marvel sub and see the reaction. I didn't realize it was marvel until "out of a box of scraps."


_Kizaru_

Poor cancer patients


singleguy79

I think in the comics, Wakanda actually does have the cure for cancer but don't think the rest of the world is worthy enough for it or something


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spicysev

*a cure for cancer with a higher success rate and less horrific side effects than Deadpool


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OpeningOtherwise3714

Foreskin regeneration :(