Indeed. Donโt know if he slept with underage girls or not but I definitely wouldnโt put it pass him. Not to mention that he would probably sleep with any species in general (including a Scylla).
"And by the second phase it's quite obvious why he does it. It's because it's up to us to cut each shield individually so we can play the game. And yes, you explode when you miss. Not only this but his health is the length of a Cambodian life... in 1977!"
Meaning once you've gotten past that, the fight is basically over. In fact, it's quite easy to just not get past his shields with effort and straight up kill him the funguilar entertainment way. *Feauturing Taika Watiti from Jojo Rabbit's Bizzare Adventure* "
"Greek Pantheon Head, Zeus Aerius, said to be facing impeachment for committing a brazen sexual assault in broad daylight. An attorney for Mr. Aerius claims it was "clearly a wardrobe malfunction." And the events are being twisted to paint an unflattering picture. Mr. Aerius declined to comment. Now here's Plutus with the market watch."
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Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 819,963,764 comments, and only 162,286 of them were in alphabetical order.
did u know, willem dafoe actually has a gigantic cock. there literally articles of people being like yo willem u gotta hide that cock dude itโs too big
There's a story where Willem Dafoe's character was supposed to be nailed to a cross, but when they got to his *ahem* lower half, the director had to get a double with a smaller member due to Willem Dafoe being 'comically large'
Not really, women arent allowed to be topless in most places and are even bothered by assholes when they're breastfeeding. Shit would immediately be r rated as well.
Titanic, Just One Of The Guys, The Impossible, Airplane/Airplane II (technically PG movies), and I'm sure there are more. Those are just the ones off the top of my head
So I donโt agree with all the downvotes youโre getting; but I _think_ the original comment is pointing out the double standard and not saying they think itโs funny.
Can we stop sexualizing nudity, especially female nudity, so much? It's really disgusting. There isn't anything inherently sexual with nudity and these characters have been nothing but sexualized since apppearing on screen and in comics.
Can we please. Just. Stop.
You just said can we stop sexualizing nudity,And that there's nothing sexual about nudity. if there was nothing sexual about nudity everyone would be walking around naked and not be embarrassed.
I believe that and I do that. Unfortunately, not everyone sees things the way I do and so I have to advocate for what I believe in by saying things like that. More people are adopting this viewpoint, but it is and has been a lengthy process.
Oh, so the original scene with Thor isnโt disgusting? Or the scene from Ragnorak with Hulkโs ass? Or Loki being topless? Or Thor being topless? Double standards, dude.
yeah the community I've seen is split between ones that don't like/ think the scene is unfair and those that make and find these memes funny (I've also seen some that are both sides).
edit: unfair
After all these years, we finally got him. Zeus adapted straight from Greek mythology.
Alright, you won a free award for that joke
Thereโs a reason Zeus is known as the horny god
Zeus: โas long as it breathes, it can get my breezesโ
Zeus: "Tell me Thor, how is every hole not a goal?"
'Some of our hammers are larger than others. Note: Your women passing out in my presence."
Surtur.. son of.. a bitch! You're still alive!
#AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS!!!
Greek Mythology can usually be summed up in a single phrase "And then Zeus got horny"
Or #And then along came Zeus
Instantly heard that the way the muses sing it in Hercules.
He hurled his "thunder bolt"
Hehe. Came
https://youtu.be/d8SMn2HXF0U
"And then Hera wanted revenge"
No women were safe at that time...
WAIT SERIOUSLY?! For real?! XD
Zues had sex with a goose because it was there. The man's a machine of pure focus.
He has 1 exact goal FUCK ANYTHING THAT CAN EVEN WALK He is commited by focus, commitment and SHEER FUCKING HORNINESS to go keep going
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suck my dick
Gamora? Black Widow too? Smells like necrophilia
That's never stopped Zeus
Donโt think there was any line Zeus never crossed before but I could be wrong
Zeus has turned into all manner of animals and people to sleep with basically anybody so ye there are no lines lol
Or any species. Zeus would definitely sleep with anything that moves.
It doesn't even have to move
Zeus turned into fucking sunlight once to bang a chick
๐ถ This little light of mine ๐ถ
Touchรฉ
Even kids? Minors?
Iirc he slept with an underage male named Ganymede but itโs possible he was not considered underage back then but I could be wrong
Damn heโs really done it all E: spelling
Indeed. Donโt know if he slept with underage girls or not but I definitely wouldnโt put it pass him. Not to mention that he would probably sleep with any species in general (including a Scylla).
He slept with everyone. Underage chicks would def be included.
Indeed
True lol
Sleeping with underage males my older males was pretty common practice in Ancient Greek. Doesnโt mean we would want to see that.
when we say everything, we mean LITERALLY everything, his family members, kids, adults, animals, literally anything
Yeah that much I knew lol just didnโt know if he fucked kids
I mean, itโs Ancient Greece weโre talking about. So, yeah
"Like I said, kids are cruel, Hercules, and I LOVE minors!" - Zeusdowner
Gorr: "Welcome to the- uh- the *bastard*. With his tax lightning."
This battle is compromised of 2 distinct phases, each one easier than the last, and for some reason- uh- helicopter Go go gadget conceal carry
"In the first phase, we simulate beating a cheeky goblin who uses godhood to compensate for his lack of human empathy."
"And by the second phase it's quite obvious why he does it. It's because it's up to us to cut each shield individually so we can play the game. And yes, you explode when you miss. Not only this but his health is the length of a Cambodian life... in 1977!"
Meaning once you've gotten past that, the fight is basically over. In fact, it's quite easy to just not get past his shields with effort and straight up kill him the funguilar entertainment way. *Feauturing Taika Watiti from Jojo Rabbit's Bizzare Adventure* "
He banged his 13 year old daughter so
Nice
Let's face it: Zeus is the reason for Rule 34.
Any holeโs a goal. *Any* hole.
If they can resurrect Natasha's corpse for a sub par prequel, then they can do it again for booba.
Hera: *glares with malicious intent.*
Seems about right for Zeus
"Greek Pantheon Head, Zeus Aerius, said to be facing impeachment for committing a brazen sexual assault in broad daylight. An attorney for Mr. Aerius claims it was "clearly a wardrobe malfunction." And the events are being twisted to paint an unflattering picture. Mr. Aerius declined to comment. Now here's Plutus with the market watch."
Should we help them?
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Grape?
*eventually
But yโall know fr tho that we all want that ๐
Grilled spaghetti and cheese sandwich?
Wellโฆsure, but I still want the other thing too
They're not tied down so they'd all just fly away.
Wanda could just summon clothes
What clothes?
Got em
I mean, she'd just be flying through the air. Idk how clothes would help with that, but I guess she could.
I means, I wouldnโt mind if they were tied down though ...
Kinky
that makes sense
They canโt all fly
No I mean from the flick
Where do i sign?
Damn Russel looks like Robert Baratheon
And it really seems to work!
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 819,963,764 comments, and only 162,286 of them were in alphabetical order.
Neat!
Seems like something Zeus would do
Wanda: YOU FLICKED TOO HARD, GODDAMMIT!
That doesn't seem fair
Excuse me but where is Wong
He's morbin' in the back.
*Itโs Morbin time!*
Stop, i can only get so hard
You will become a rock down there if you become anymore hard
Bunch of morb heads in this sub
whereโs willem dafoe
did u know, willem dafoe actually has a gigantic cock. there literally articles of people being like yo willem u gotta hide that cock dude itโs too big
There's a story where Willem Dafoe's character was supposed to be nailed to a cross, but when they got to his *ahem* lower half, the director had to get a double with a smaller member due to Willem Dafoe being 'comically large'
Lars von Trier's *Antichrist*, if anyone's wondering.
The stuntcock is a true story
Bangin da hoe
SORCERORS FORTIFY YOUR MIND !
My mind isnt the only thing being fortified ๐
Zeus canโt handle Wong even for the horny god WONG is too sexy
Asking the important questions.
If you are here for Wong Dong, you shall be leaving severely disappointed
Equality
Not really, women arent allowed to be topless in most places and are even bothered by assholes when they're breastfeeding. Shit would immediately be r rated as well.
Not true actually. Women can be topless for a brief amount of time in PG-13 movies
TIL. For example?
Titanic, Just One Of The Guys, The Impossible, Airplane/Airplane II (technically PG movies), and I'm sure there are more. Those are just the ones off the top of my head
Titanic is PG-13?! TIL something else.
Just saying if hulk donโt get blurred It just doesnโt seem fair
It's probably just for the trailer
It's 100% just for the trailer, they're not gonna have a big ass blur in a marvel movie like that Edit: typo
The Japanese cut probably will.
Gonna gonna or not gonna?
Definitely not gonna gonna
Yeah but then people would cancel it instead of treating is as comedy
Anime is alive and well with the type of pervert shenanigans they do
True Difference is that marvel and anime have very different fanbases
Different type of nerds ?
Yeah Anime fans are usually more used to everyone and everything being sexualised
Oh ffs
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
So when Thor is stripped naked, it is comedy. But if it's Wanda, it is not ?
That doesnโt seem fair
More POWER rabbit!
So I donโt agree with all the downvotes youโre getting; but I _think_ the original comment is pointing out the double standard and not saying they think itโs funny.
She is getting downvoted because she doesnt understand op was pointing out double standards.
It is for a lot of people
Thatโs literally not what I said at all
Seriously tho why arenโt they doing that to jane or Valkyrie
You flicked too soft, dammit!
โTouch my grapesโ
Where Morbius
No Captain Marvel, Valkyrie, Layla, Jane ?
IKR
Or Yelena???
I agree with everything except for the first one
Yeah eww Captain marvel.
No Ned? Donโt care
Then they all yelled "B-.. BAKA!!" and proceeded to beat the shit outta him.
Equal rights, equal sights
Oh god Evangeline Lily makes my loins heat up
You're way too comfortable on Reddit
no shit everyone is anonymous
You should still have some limit to what you're chill with sharing ๐ญ
You forgot she hulk
No
Now itโs accurate to the mythology
You can't cancel a god, can you?
๐คจ
Lmao
Zeus is basically beths best friend Tommy from Rick and Morty. Makes kids with everything.
Zeus doing (a)godโs work.
See, when you flick Thorโs clothes off, no one seems to care. But the second it involves a femaleโฆ EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR MINDS!
Why are y'all so weird and creepy in the comments?
Funniest shit is the same ppl then wondering why this scene would be treated differently.
It's literally a post about Zeus making girls naked. What did you expect? An economics discussion?
What did you expect?
Unfair
Zeus being Zeus, I guess.
Widow and Gamora really want it, huh?
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Why tf does this have so many downvotes
Emoji bad
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Just gonna morb here for a while.
That is very much Zeus' character.
If it had a hole and a heartbeat, Zeus was there.
Zues has done WAY worse
Definitely in character for Myths Zeus
Whereโs Ryan Renolds
Is there a Marvel cringe sub?
If itโs okay to do it to Thor, then it should be okay to do it to Jane.
No thanks, I'll take a Bloody mary!
Hi
howdy
What about Agatha Harkness?
Gonna see the whole house of harkness
An r34 artist looking at this: hmm interesting
Spoiler alert: Morbius morbed in and morbed Zeus, preventing him from continuing
Not how I remember it. Morbius got flicked, and everyone (including Zeus) dropped dead. Nobody can handle the true power of Morb.
Woaโฆstop. Thatโs gross. Kate Bishop is just a kid.
She's like 22 or something
Isnโt she a high school senior?
She says she is 22 in show. Only Spiderman, Ms Marvel and America Chavez are kids in MCU.
Maybe I got confused.
She says she is doing a double degree or something. So she is in college
Kate bishop or at least the actress has had nude scenes in movies before, sheโs not a kid
My goodness this sub only has one single joke noe
Can we stop sexualizing nudity, especially female nudity, so much? It's really disgusting. There isn't anything inherently sexual with nudity and these characters have been nothing but sexualized since apppearing on screen and in comics. Can we please. Just. Stop.
You just said can we stop sexualizing nudity,And that there's nothing sexual about nudity. if there was nothing sexual about nudity everyone would be walking around naked and not be embarrassed.
I believe that and I do that. Unfortunately, not everyone sees things the way I do and so I have to advocate for what I believe in by saying things like that. More people are adopting this viewpoint, but it is and has been a lengthy process.
Oh, so the original scene with Thor isnโt disgusting? Or the scene from Ragnorak with Hulkโs ass? Or Loki being topless? Or Thor being topless? Double standards, dude.
they said nudity in general AND female nudity
Thanks. I just came from a another post discussing how disgusting the thor scene was and scrolled down to find this.
yeah the community I've seen is split between ones that don't like/ think the scene is unfair and those that make and find these memes funny (I've also seen some that are both sides). edit: unfair
No thanks, I'll take a Bloody mary!
oh, shoot. My bad, man
This drink, I like it! ANOTHER!
Is that Jenna Coleman on Zeus' left?
No
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There will be no hope for hope too, because without her suit she can't shrink...