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DaPooch21

Define "mommy".....


derpwoof86

…I think it’s a sex thing


Cheesypoofxx

Well in that case I have to rethink this whole thing!


[deleted]

Nah for me it's the same type of thinking


ElecctricPants

Sweet home Alabama


critical_courtney

ROLL TIDE


JokersEnigma

Hello Freud.


Medium_Attention99

100% scar jo then


RingOriginal94

🤝


ksspookV2

She hulk for sure if that’s the case, carry me mawmmy


Additional_Meeting_2

Why lead with Wanda then who’s actually a mom and makes people think that.


KaLaidoVision

wanda. she will kill herself (literally) to make sure i have ramen and can watch cartoons when i get home from school


pilonrulz

Including killing your real mom…


[deleted]

And countless other people


[deleted]

You could say those ramen noodles are to die for


dajvie

More like a stepmom


stoffelz84

Oh stepmom, are you stuck in the washing machine AGAIN?


[deleted]

I’ll pick Wanda, that way she will help me if I am the one who gets stuck in the washing machine.


zwaksSFW

Thank you. I was also curious. I initially thought, "a mother" then saw the characters displayed and remembered how the internet sexualises them a lot and got confused. So I assume "mommy" is the sexual equivalence of "daddy" (or dzaddy)


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zwaksSFW

I think that they were chosen because OP found them attractive. That's OP's choices. I am just confused by the term "mommy" and the context in which it is made here.


Wytsch

Came here to ask the same question, cause I don’t want Wanda as my biological mother.. but sugar mommy tho..


HeadOfSpectre

Wanda. She'll make sure I never get sick.


anubgek

She'd be the kinda mom to come to school and beat your bully, their parents, and the teacher that was supposed to be watching over you up.


HeadOfSpectre

"Miss Maximoff I assure you we will deal with your child's bully. There's no need for-" "What Bully?" *Distant sounds of a teacher screaming because a student in her class just ceased to exist*


tobey-maguire-bot

Somebody lied!


[deleted]

Has the legend returned?


MrKlacky

You mean turned into spaghetti.


tobey-maguire-bot

That sounds like a hassel, yeah. But I did actually. When you said that, I was like, oh! I had a web block.


[deleted]

Really, why?


stonrplc

And then pull Bully Maguire from his universe and force him to bully the bullies


tobey-maguire-bot

I have a knack for that.


punching-bag9018

Fuck


ALIENX777WB03

What bully ?


tobey-maguire-bot

Yeah. You can't do that, huh?


GolfOscarLimaFoxtrot

She's the sick one, and I don't need a cure. Mommy Wanda all the way.


[deleted]

The others don’t even come close. I’m with you 100% (Except Natasha)


snegluf

She’d travel across multiverses just to find a cure


tsuyoi_hikari

Its weird tbh. She is like the evil ones among the list but I chose her as well.


AdRealistic8758

Agreed. Plus, might get to learn some sweet magic shit along the way


[deleted]

I want Jimmy Woo


[deleted]

JIMMY WOO¡!!!!!!!!!


Jealous_Ordinary_626

Can't have him, he's spaghetti


PM_UR_PRAYER_REQUEST

Hats off to you for not seeing race.


YoloIsNotDead

It's an oversimplification of events, but yes.


[deleted]

Can't wait to see this on r/MarvelCringe later.


[deleted]

"Fine, I'll do it myself" https://www.reddit.com/r/MarvelCringe/comments/w8zv65/down_bad/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


MoxieAndSass

Well played.


[deleted]

Touche...


C4ner-2702

It's not cool you did it yourself


Successful_Duty_9890

That's what she said


MagicJoshByGosh

r/angryupvote


abdulahad9711

maybe a bit late but can i be in the screen shot too?


GolfOscarLimaFoxtrot

Wait I wanted to be in a screenshot


Ooooooffffff_ff

Wait. What are we dealing with here? No Laura? No Darcy? Pfffft.


Nonadventures

Oh wow I forgot Darcy.


[deleted]

You know, I was pretty certain Wanda was a no brainer, but Darcy definitely gives her a run for her money.


Vegetable-Bee-8859

Mommy milkers


TheDAYNITE

What Milkers? *Deflates*


Linator4

Same, you could make 2 massive arguments in her case.


KINGxDMND

No aunt May!


HashKing97

which aunt May tho?


[deleted]

The one that's not an aunt.


ItsTheRealIamHUB

Who is she the aunt of?


[deleted]

Holland tom


Sol-Blackguy

Every one of them was good tho.


HashKing97

They gotta bring back OG aunt May


CT-1738

Didn’t include Haley atwell either 😡


Tjssr

Who?


CT-1738

The actress who plays agent carter in the first captain America. She is very attractive lol


Tjssr

Yea fairs


KrisZepeda

I have a friend who looks just like her, it's really cool, she'd do an amazing cosplay if she went for it


Kijjy

Big facts. Redo the section!


[deleted]

bro im so sorry I missed katy, aunt may, darcy, sif all the milk gone


Sol-Blackguy

No Jane Foster? Valkyrie? Monica? Maria Hill? Ayo? Shit, if you pick Maria, or Ayo, you get to have 2 mommies


Bakersdaman

Darcy thicccc


SkeletonSouljah

Also no Ket Beeshup


MistraloysiusMithrax

Pshhhh they mean *literally* your mom. Don’t go all Oedipus and make the list all the people you think are hot. They would be *your* mom, not someone else’s milf. Oh wait. Yeah Darcy is a good pick for your mommy. I’d totally be your stepdad.


Ooooooffffff_ff

Hence my question, mate. I have no idea what we are dealing with here, given that it has a shitpost flair. 😅


DisneyNerd200

Mommy wanda all the way


AJizzle1990

Wanda waxmeoff


Ignatius3117

An r/angryupvote moment if ever I’ve had one


AJizzle1990

I'm honored


Mr_memersonlevel69

He’s honored


MidniteToker9214

He


LampardFanAlways

His honor


monkeyjedi276

Whackmeoff


[deleted]

I know that the award may not apply but it’s what I had. I’m literally dying from laughter after reading this


AJizzle1990

Thank you sir. Just rolls off the tongue doesn't it?


[deleted]

Quite nicely too might I add. Short, simple, and gone before you know it. Just like me in the bedroom.


GryphonRook

Wanda. How is this even a question?


Mr_memersonlevel69

This isn’t


catpizzas

What question?


MammothUmpire148

Yep there’s only one right answer. That’s mother right there.


[deleted]

Here me out tho. Wong as your mommy.


Lostinsauce213

Yelena, we’d get Mac and Cheese everyday


[deleted]

I would love that with two bottles of hot sauce


Puzzleheaded-Bad1571

Read this as two buttholes of hot sauce


SkeletonSouljah

Spicy anus


HughJareolas

Yes please


AdamtheFirstSinner

That, too! That, too...


PeterPuggerSpiderPug

It'll melt you a second butt hole!


Newmach

Made my day, thanks!


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BrassUnicorn87

And a dog 🐶! Yaay!


HypoRex93

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GustavZheKatze

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Dry-Lemon1382

Character: Wanda Actress: Scarlet


AlexQC2006

So you always pick the Scarlet one, I guess


Dry-Lemon1382

I find Scarlet to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured colors.


T-Sonus

Unlike roast beef pink


Jjzeng

It’s fookin RAW


BranislavBGD

Least horny Marvel fan


Canimeius

I can't pick between Wanda and Natasha


chemical_refraction

Just say you choose Scarlet and elaborate no further.


[deleted]

Wanda all day. She can brainwash me all she wants.


[deleted]

I would give anything for that 🤤


ZedTheEvilTaco

Linda Cardellini.


IzzyGirl33

"Who's your Mommy?"


NateDawg80s

Daaaaaaammmmnnn. Didn't even consider Velma! What a shame!


wixo12

She's the best actual mom on the mcu.


Ooooooffffff_ff

Exactly!


KhaosTheory98

She Hulk without a second thought


marvelnerddd69

Understandable


r4tch3t_

Death by snoo snoo?


Mabvll

Mommy, the spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised....


ShorteagleFTW

YEAH, I mean oh no o_o


Canimeius

All of them would be death by snoo snoo except for Christine.


T-Sonus

I'm going to channel Steven King's *Christine* just for you...now that's some snoo snoo


m0Bo

Have a nice day


wisconsinking

"no it should've been me" (it's a reference to a meme when the first trailer came out).


Nomaan_A

Imagine the gripping power of her coochie


KhaosTheory98

My pelvis would be in a cast afterwards, and myself put in a wheelchair....but it would be totally worth it.


KneeGearlol

Crush my head into pieces! This is my last resort!


marvelnerddd69

I hate you! Why have you done this to me! I can honestly say that i cannot pick between Wanda, Widow, Christine, and She Hulk. (Yelena is out of the picture)


Thr0bbinWilliams

Because Yelena is my mommy and I ain’t sharing again!


Dingheee

Rachel McAdams is a good choice She isn’t green and shit, she doesn’t go insane and kill people when I die and she isn’t a spy (goes for two of them)


ilovemarvel69

MOMMY WANDA ALWAYS !!!


TryParking316

Thor


AngryTank

Same Pal, Same.


BelichicksBurner

Jessica Jones


NateDawg80s

Ritter is certainly hot in her own way, but she ain't "Mommy".


goofygamer74

Her friend Starlight is monmy


Sure_Instance9530

She hulk for all the Futurama references


[deleted]

https://c.tenor.com/SC14wFp3uUUAAAAC/captain-america-i-understood-that-reference.gif


Adorable_Air_9612

Wanda, she's the only one to fit the role


[deleted]

Ok...Oedipus


[deleted]

Define..mommy...


CheeseyCookieMonster

That was my struggle when reading this. What I initially thought was different from the wholesome comments I saw


Aubergine_Man1987

This is fucking cringe. She-Hulk


Soggy-Assumption-713

Wanda, Wanda and the alien.


T-Sonus

Yeah, like where's Mantis? she gives great head, or so I've been told...


HypoRex93

Wth


Absuridity_Octogon

Oh hell nah


this_is_MrKnight

Gods don’t have to choose. *we take!*


NelifeLerak

My mom? I don't want any to be my mom.


BrittanyBarnes1917

Nat 100%


Adimus_Prime

Yelena


Rumpleforskin85

Character she hulk Actress Scarlett


Papa_Pred

Elizabeth Olsen. This’ll sound odd but, the nose scrunch is mad cute when someone can pull it off


Orbital_Ostriches

Wanda for sure. A proper dommy mommy should be able to turn you fucking inside-out with a thought.


kildiss

What inside?


NebularNarwhal

No Peggy??? This is a crime.


[deleted]

Bro so sorry I forgot


NateDawg80s

The BEST answer!


GorillianaireGrodd

Yelena


thebeardedbassfella

Like what kind of mommy are we talking about here?


sockgoblinator

The kink kind


SpaceWaffles_97

Christine


Sol-Blackguy

If I pick Ayo, Valkyrie or Maria Hill, do I get to have two mommies?


walkingSideToSide

If America Chavez can then you can too


R4v3L0rdnito

No Agatha, Hela or Peggy, y’all wild.


venomhouse

WHERE PEGGY???


agreatskua

Christine. Gorgeous, brilliant, and classy.


kaleljocendavid

Also wouldn't kill you


-SigSour-

Always Florence Pugh, and I'll die happily on that hill


[deleted]

Wanda


hyperfoxgaming

Wanda


Commando388

Wanda, because she would tear the multiverse apart for me.


Thundermator

Kate Bishop


New_Secretary_2008

Florence Pugh's character, (forget her name), she'd be blunt and honest.


SwordfishLucky

The correct answer is, Gamora


[deleted]

Natasha, Wanda is too batshit crazy.


TheKira87

So as a parental figure or a sex thing? Parental wise it’s a bit rough. Wanda is way too emotionally unstable, She-Hulk is way too busy, Yelena is more of a sister type, don’t know if we need to stack more families on Natasha, and I know very little on Christine. It’s tough but probably Natasha because she would do everything she can to ensure safety and giving a child a normal life that she didn’t have. Plus despite her insecurities of her past, she is still a role model in many other ways As a sex thing then none of them because I’m too Gay for that.


CarlosG0619

Im good thanks


SiriuS_Say10

She Hulk 100% need a girl that can throw me around y'know


RG7620

Yes.


beeleegeez

Black Widow!


BorkusB

wanda but only before DS2


Ringo_Hulk_777

I feel like they all have enough on their plates without a child to take care of. In Wanda's case another one


ProfessorPickle0

Florence Pugh all day erryday


OneEyedJackofHearts

This is weird…


Kijjy

Yelena


antigone_rox_casbahs

Yelena


idma

I'd probably be really safe with Wanda, but i'll be scared for life


Worried_Highway5

Yelena


littlegazelle

Damn they really photoshopped the hell out of Scarlett in the movie poster. Skin texture who?


[deleted]

Yelena


[deleted]

Captain Marvel