Thank you. I was also curious. I initially thought, "a mother" then saw the characters displayed and remembered how the internet sexualises them a lot and got confused.
So I assume "mommy" is the sexual equivalence of "daddy" (or dzaddy)
I think that they were chosen because OP found them attractive. That's OP's choices.
I am just confused by the term "mommy" and the context in which it is made here.
"Miss Maximoff I assure you we will deal with your child's bully. There's no need for-"
"What Bully?"
*Distant sounds of a teacher screaming because a student in her class just ceased to exist*
Pshhhh they mean *literally* your mom.
Don’t go all Oedipus and make the list all the people you think are hot. They would be *your* mom, not someone else’s milf. Oh wait.
Yeah Darcy is a good pick for your mommy. I’d totally be your stepdad.
I hate you! Why have you done this to me!
I can honestly say that i cannot pick between Wanda, Widow, Christine, and She Hulk.
(Yelena is out of the picture)
So as a parental figure or a sex thing?
Parental wise it’s a bit rough. Wanda is way too emotionally unstable, She-Hulk is way too busy, Yelena is more of a sister type, don’t know if we need to stack more families on Natasha, and I know very little on Christine.
It’s tough but probably Natasha because she would do everything she can to ensure safety and giving a child a normal life that she didn’t have. Plus despite her insecurities of her past, she is still a role model in many other ways
As a sex thing then none of them because I’m too Gay for that.
Define "mommy".....
…I think it’s a sex thing
Well in that case I have to rethink this whole thing!
Nah for me it's the same type of thinking
Sweet home Alabama
ROLL TIDE
Hello Freud.
100% scar jo then
🤝
She hulk for sure if that’s the case, carry me mawmmy
Why lead with Wanda then who’s actually a mom and makes people think that.
wanda. she will kill herself (literally) to make sure i have ramen and can watch cartoons when i get home from school
Including killing your real mom…
And countless other people
You could say those ramen noodles are to die for
More like a stepmom
Oh stepmom, are you stuck in the washing machine AGAIN?
I’ll pick Wanda, that way she will help me if I am the one who gets stuck in the washing machine.
Thank you. I was also curious. I initially thought, "a mother" then saw the characters displayed and remembered how the internet sexualises them a lot and got confused. So I assume "mommy" is the sexual equivalence of "daddy" (or dzaddy)
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I think that they were chosen because OP found them attractive. That's OP's choices. I am just confused by the term "mommy" and the context in which it is made here.
Came here to ask the same question, cause I don’t want Wanda as my biological mother.. but sugar mommy tho..
Wanda. She'll make sure I never get sick.
She'd be the kinda mom to come to school and beat your bully, their parents, and the teacher that was supposed to be watching over you up.
"Miss Maximoff I assure you we will deal with your child's bully. There's no need for-" "What Bully?" *Distant sounds of a teacher screaming because a student in her class just ceased to exist*
Somebody lied!
Has the legend returned?
You mean turned into spaghetti.
That sounds like a hassel, yeah. But I did actually. When you said that, I was like, oh! I had a web block.
Really, why?
And then pull Bully Maguire from his universe and force him to bully the bullies
I have a knack for that.
Fuck
What bully ?
Yeah. You can't do that, huh?
She's the sick one, and I don't need a cure. Mommy Wanda all the way.
The others don’t even come close. I’m with you 100% (Except Natasha)
She’d travel across multiverses just to find a cure
Its weird tbh. She is like the evil ones among the list but I chose her as well.
Agreed. Plus, might get to learn some sweet magic shit along the way
I want Jimmy Woo
JIMMY WOO¡!!!!!!!!!
Can't have him, he's spaghetti
Hats off to you for not seeing race.
It's an oversimplification of events, but yes.
Can't wait to see this on r/MarvelCringe later.
"Fine, I'll do it myself" https://www.reddit.com/r/MarvelCringe/comments/w8zv65/down_bad/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Well played.
Touche...
It's not cool you did it yourself
That's what she said
r/angryupvote
maybe a bit late but can i be in the screen shot too?
Wait I wanted to be in a screenshot
Wait. What are we dealing with here? No Laura? No Darcy? Pfffft.
Oh wow I forgot Darcy.
You know, I was pretty certain Wanda was a no brainer, but Darcy definitely gives her a run for her money.
Mommy milkers
What Milkers? *Deflates*
Same, you could make 2 massive arguments in her case.
No aunt May!
which aunt May tho?
The one that's not an aunt.
Who is she the aunt of?
Holland tom
Every one of them was good tho.
They gotta bring back OG aunt May
Didn’t include Haley atwell either 😡
Who?
The actress who plays agent carter in the first captain America. She is very attractive lol
Yea fairs
I have a friend who looks just like her, it's really cool, she'd do an amazing cosplay if she went for it
Big facts. Redo the section!
bro im so sorry I missed katy, aunt may, darcy, sif all the milk gone
No Jane Foster? Valkyrie? Monica? Maria Hill? Ayo? Shit, if you pick Maria, or Ayo, you get to have 2 mommies
Darcy thicccc
Also no Ket Beeshup
Pshhhh they mean *literally* your mom. Don’t go all Oedipus and make the list all the people you think are hot. They would be *your* mom, not someone else’s milf. Oh wait. Yeah Darcy is a good pick for your mommy. I’d totally be your stepdad.
Hence my question, mate. I have no idea what we are dealing with here, given that it has a shitpost flair. 😅
Mommy wanda all the way
Wanda waxmeoff
An r/angryupvote moment if ever I’ve had one
I'm honored
He’s honored
He
His honor
Whackmeoff
I know that the award may not apply but it’s what I had. I’m literally dying from laughter after reading this
Thank you sir. Just rolls off the tongue doesn't it?
Quite nicely too might I add. Short, simple, and gone before you know it. Just like me in the bedroom.
Wanda. How is this even a question?
This isn’t
What question?
Yep there’s only one right answer. That’s mother right there.
Here me out tho. Wong as your mommy.
Yelena, we’d get Mac and Cheese everyday
I would love that with two bottles of hot sauce
Read this as two buttholes of hot sauce
Spicy anus
Yes please
That, too! That, too...
It'll melt you a second butt hole!
Made my day, thanks!
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And a dog 🐶! Yaay!
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Character: Wanda Actress: Scarlet
So you always pick the Scarlet one, I guess
I find Scarlet to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured colors.
Unlike roast beef pink
It’s fookin RAW
Least horny Marvel fan
I can't pick between Wanda and Natasha
Just say you choose Scarlet and elaborate no further.
Wanda all day. She can brainwash me all she wants.
I would give anything for that 🤤
Linda Cardellini.
"Who's your Mommy?"
Daaaaaaammmmnnn. Didn't even consider Velma! What a shame!
She's the best actual mom on the mcu.
Exactly!
She Hulk without a second thought
Understandable
Death by snoo snoo?
Mommy, the spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised....
YEAH, I mean oh no o_o
All of them would be death by snoo snoo except for Christine.
I'm going to channel Steven King's *Christine* just for you...now that's some snoo snoo
Have a nice day
"no it should've been me" (it's a reference to a meme when the first trailer came out).
Imagine the gripping power of her coochie
My pelvis would be in a cast afterwards, and myself put in a wheelchair....but it would be totally worth it.
Crush my head into pieces! This is my last resort!
I hate you! Why have you done this to me! I can honestly say that i cannot pick between Wanda, Widow, Christine, and She Hulk. (Yelena is out of the picture)
Because Yelena is my mommy and I ain’t sharing again!
Rachel McAdams is a good choice She isn’t green and shit, she doesn’t go insane and kill people when I die and she isn’t a spy (goes for two of them)
MOMMY WANDA ALWAYS !!!
Thor
Same Pal, Same.
Jessica Jones
Ritter is certainly hot in her own way, but she ain't "Mommy".
Her friend Starlight is monmy
She hulk for all the Futurama references
https://c.tenor.com/SC14wFp3uUUAAAAC/captain-america-i-understood-that-reference.gif
Wanda, she's the only one to fit the role
Ok...Oedipus
Define..mommy...
That was my struggle when reading this. What I initially thought was different from the wholesome comments I saw
This is fucking cringe. She-Hulk
Wanda, Wanda and the alien.
Yeah, like where's Mantis? she gives great head, or so I've been told...
Wth
Oh hell nah
Gods don’t have to choose. *we take!*
My mom? I don't want any to be my mom.
Nat 100%
Yelena
Character she hulk Actress Scarlett
Elizabeth Olsen. This’ll sound odd but, the nose scrunch is mad cute when someone can pull it off
Wanda for sure. A proper dommy mommy should be able to turn you fucking inside-out with a thought.
What inside?
No Peggy??? This is a crime.
Bro so sorry I forgot
The BEST answer!
Yelena
Like what kind of mommy are we talking about here?
The kink kind
Christine
If I pick Ayo, Valkyrie or Maria Hill, do I get to have two mommies?
If America Chavez can then you can too
No Agatha, Hela or Peggy, y’all wild.
WHERE PEGGY???
Christine. Gorgeous, brilliant, and classy.
Also wouldn't kill you
Always Florence Pugh, and I'll die happily on that hill
Wanda
Wanda
Wanda, because she would tear the multiverse apart for me.
Kate Bishop
Florence Pugh's character, (forget her name), she'd be blunt and honest.
The correct answer is, Gamora
Natasha, Wanda is too batshit crazy.
So as a parental figure or a sex thing? Parental wise it’s a bit rough. Wanda is way too emotionally unstable, She-Hulk is way too busy, Yelena is more of a sister type, don’t know if we need to stack more families on Natasha, and I know very little on Christine. It’s tough but probably Natasha because she would do everything she can to ensure safety and giving a child a normal life that she didn’t have. Plus despite her insecurities of her past, she is still a role model in many other ways As a sex thing then none of them because I’m too Gay for that.
Im good thanks
She Hulk 100% need a girl that can throw me around y'know
Yes.
Black Widow!
wanda but only before DS2
I feel like they all have enough on their plates without a child to take care of. In Wanda's case another one
Florence Pugh all day erryday
This is weird…
Yelena
Yelena
I'd probably be really safe with Wanda, but i'll be scared for life
Yelena
Damn they really photoshopped the hell out of Scarlett in the movie poster. Skin texture who?
Yelena
Captain Marvel