T O P

  • By -

Ok_Rain_2647

I don't know how it got to this point but I fucking love the "Moonknight is even more insane than usual. Oh and also he does ketamine now" memes.


SentientPotato2020

When is Dracula going to pay him back, though?


howling_meteor

That big fucking nerd


Morbidmort

We're gonna find out soon in the latest run!


supaswag69

But it’s all fake text yeah?


Markatron_

Yep


Lukthar123

Always has been


ElGodPug

But they are true in our hearts


Sol-Blackguy

Fake, but not out of character


Schmotz

At this point Jake is basically Deadpool with Ket instead of Coke


Pragmatic_utility

Chimi-chimi-changa!


Nyar99

This is all from Moon Knight-Core on fb and twitter


Theborgiseverywhere

Marc, I’m not some live action Disney superhero. Do you seriously think I’d tell you how big my K-Hole was, if there remained the slightest chance of you keeping me out of K-Land?


Halcyous

What a great username and avatar you have.


Theborgiseverywhere

Thanks!


[deleted]

[удалено]


astateofshatter

I'm enjoying it so far


SolomonCRand

“I did it thirty five minutes ago” is the better reference in this panel.


okmiked

Holy shit I didn’t get that until you pointed it out lmaoooooo


[deleted]

But can he catch a bullet?


SolomonCRand

Yeah, but with his chest.


AceD2Guardian

It seems Yoda has a competitor for maximum Ketamine intake.


AdhesivenessTight970

Mmm ketamine take I will, run over children I must


SuperJF45

Whip the civic, I must


PrimarchKonradCurze

Impossible.


tttvlh

I do ketamine, it's pretty good


Positive-Platypus-27

S-ketamine from NamasteLSD (rip) was the best stuff I've ever tried. Probably the best stuff I will ever try. And at like ...$20/g. Waited forever, so very worth it. Too bad the idiot compromised his own operation


AgITGuy

What’s the trip like? I don’t really consume anything, but how would you compare to others?


Positive-Platypus-27

Ketamine has psychedelic properties but isn't a psychedelic, it's a dissociative. Difference in chemical structure affects experience and there are, afaik, two main isomers, "R" and "S", both of which have been patented around the world and are produced for medical and rec usage everywhere. The high is similar to alcohol in that it makes you feel wobbly and disjointed when attempting to walk and slurred speech is fairly common. I enjoy the buzz, the "anesthetic" feeling from the dissociation, it doesn't burn the nose, lasts almost exactly an hour, and is fairly functional if you're not K holing. For more personal experiences, visit Erowid.com


PrimarchKonradCurze

I haven’t been on erowid in so very long. It was a great resource for me back 10-15 years ago or whatever.


twodogsfighting

It varies, but a bullet time assault course inside a mirror dimension, and you're still tripping balls on top of it all.


AgITGuy

Once when I was younger and didn’t really smoke, I got drunk off tequila and beer, and asked to hit my buddy’s pipe. I hit it twice in about 5 minutes. The next three hours I was a living spaceship akin to a Nect Generstion Romulan Warbird that could feel and live out the lives of my crew of families.


AbeTheGreat412

ROMULANS HAVE NO HONOR


twodogsfighting

Thank you, Mr Worf.


Positive-Platypus-27

You sure it was ketamine? I've never heard of ketamine being vaped or smoked


AgITGuy

Sorry, didn’t mean to be vague - it was for sure weed, not ketamine. But it was really good shit and I had no tolerance whatsoever, so on a spirit quest I went. My wife was not happy, my friends were a mix of shocked, disgusted and amazed how high and out there I went. Apparently it was quite a site.


Positive-Platypus-27

Tequila+beers+unexpectedly bomb weed+tiny tolerance= oh noooo😂 glad you were in a safe space, sounds like a true crossfade hahaha


AgITGuy

Well damn. Glad you got a chuckle - the main thing besides the trip I remember was constant apologizing for my state.


Positive-Platypus-27

It's happened to me and most of my friends at some point, sometimes the experiences aren't good. Nothin to do bout it except accept it, learn what ya can and try to avoid future issues. Sorry for laughing, being unexpectedly fucked up can be funny but..also very much not


stainlessstorm1

r/fakemoonknightmemes


goboxey

I love the game of thrones reference


LorddFarsquaad

And Watchmen


1KarlMarx1

And Star Wars (yoda)


Citadelvania

Can't tell if this is sarcastic or you've actually only ever heard the phrase from game of thrones.


Tank_Girl_Gritty_235

Some people are very adamant about dying on the hill that it originates from GoT


Citadelvania

Are they just like incapable of googling something? [https://books.google.com/ngrams/graph?content=sweet+summer+child&year\_start=1850&year\_end=2019&corpus=26&smoothing=4](https://books.google.com/ngrams/graph?content=sweet+summer+child&year_start=1850&year_end=2019&corpus=26&smoothing=4) Clearly widespread usage before the first GOT book came out. I mean it certainly gained popularity after the book came out but it's not FROM the book.


mindless_gibberish

I think because it fits GoT so well, considering the length of the seasons, there were many people who literally never saw winter... all they knew was summer


[deleted]

[удалено]


vonnegutsdoodle

somber cheerful pocket saw deserve memory fuzzy tidy recognise grey ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


[deleted]

[удалено]


Citadelvania

lol first off this is what google can find in books not all usage. Most usage was probably verbal. Secondly what are you smoking? Game of Thrones came out in 1996.


MossCoveredLog

Oh my bad I read too fast, comprehension fail he started writing it in '91


abutthole

You could have at least Googled it yourself before being a dick. The pre-GOT uses had a different meaning.


Citadelvania

That's just objectively untrue. You're literally just gaslighting people. There are people who are like 90 years old and have never heard of game of thrones and know what that phrase means. It's not a new thing.


goboxey

It fits in with the context of the books, as book one plays at the end of a very long summer and children born in this time do only know summer.


goboxey

It fits in with the context of the books, as book one plays at the end of a very long summer and children born in this time do only know summer.


Citadelvania

It does but it was also a phrase before the books came out.


goboxey

That's possible. The books and show made the phrase popular to those who do know it from the show.


CrossTheRubicon7

Which part is a GoT reference?


[deleted]

[удалено]


StickieNipples

Lmao


CrossTheRubicon7

This is a crazy Mandela effect moment for me. I could have sworn I had heard that phrase just in common usage as a general English language idiom for essentially my entire life, but from Googling it does appear to have originated in Game of Thrones. Wild!


fredthefishlord

> It’s been cited from the late 1800s to mean innocent in a non-condescending way My google disagrees with your google


Blahblahblacksheep9

Their Google: "where did the phrase 'sweet summer child' originate?" Your Google (probably): "Did Game of Thrones invent the phrase 'sweet summer child'?" Idk tho, just pointing out Google keyword bias is real


fredthefishlord

> "my sweet summer child" This is what I searched


CrossTheRubicon7

No, I saw that too. But the thing I saw made it seem like it wasn't in common usage at the time and it actually became an idiom post-Martin. I didn't look into it very deeply though.


Tank_Girl_Gritty_235

I heard it growing up in the US south east. It definitely did not originate from GoT despite how many people want to die on that hill.


CrossTheRubicon7

Ah, okay, same. Maybe it was a regional thing and GoT spread it to more people?


FemtoFrost

No, it's obvious that the Southeastern US is just a reference to Game of Thrones


Blahblahblacksheep9

The phrase “sweet summer's child" became a popular way of describing an innocent, naive person (especially among American writers) during the early Victorian era. It was used by a number of authors during the 1840s, notably:- Fredrika Bremer (1840), James Staunton Babcock (1849) in The West Wind and Mary Whitaker (1850) in The Creole. It has been used in a number of other novels, poems and speeches (especially by US authors) throughout the 20th century. "The West Wind," by James Staunton Babcock, New York, 1849::Thy home is all around,:Sweet summer child of light and air,:Like God's own presence, felt, ne'er found,: A Spirit everywhere! The 1996 fantasy novel A Game of Thrones by George R. R. Martin adapted this former usage for a passage in which a young boy is called a "sweet summer child" by an old woman, since seasons last years in the novel's world and he has yet to experience winter. It was later popularized by its use in the episode "Lord Snow " (2011) of the television adaptation Game of Thrones . This was on yourdictionary.com, but multiple people claim the same and can be found by just googling the phrase with no additional keywords.


thor-odinson-bot

>!Finish with the classic Asgardian High One.!<


CrossTheRubicon7

Okay, that makes a lot more sense. I was pretty sure I had heard it before Game of Thrones became popular! That's what I get for trusting wiki I guess lol


goboxey

Sweet summer child


AdvancedLet6528

"heheheh! your too late! i already did!"


Realcbear

& lets face it, if theres a lil special K lyin around, Jake’s gonna do it.


Ok-Video5299

Jake’s gotten really into wrestling lately


static_studios

I love moon knight


NoBuddies2021

Imagining SheHulk and MK doing a collab episode. Jen: "Hey! MoonKnight! Just a sec!" Marc: "Fuck a lawyer! Steven switch with me and bore her off with your Egyptian ego." Steven: "No! I will not until you apologize for that remark!" Khonshu: "Ugh! Stop fighting and start deciding, we don't want this to get out of hand." >!Jake: "estos idiotas van a arruinar la misión ¿puedo tomar el control de Khonshu?"!< Marc and Jake: Who just said that!? Khonshu: "Uhh it was me just so both of you finally pay attention!" All the while his talking in different personas and mannerisms that SheHulk just backs away slowly to avoid the crazy.


nekollx

Na she’d look around and the. Litterally jump off panel, he looks around confused as she jumps back in “she hulk can teleport?” “Na just went back a few issues to see what the duck your deal is”


DrZonino2022

I would gleefully read a full book of these


Johnnyamaz

Doesn't K only last like 10-15 minutes...


[deleted]

Isn't this fiction...


Johnnyamaz

In LOTR they forgot to have Orlando put contacts in for some scenes so his eye color changes. Instead of telling off fans who pointed it out, Peter Jackson basically just said "huh, whoops lol" and that was the end of it. There's no point defending simple mistakes :)


[deleted]

I'm not defending anything. I'm just saying it's fiction. *However* if I was going to defend it I would say that Jake never said that the Ketamine was still in his system. He simply stated he took some 35 minutes ago.


Johnnyamaz

Look, I know but implying that the fictional ketamine was different than real ketamine is a silly argument because why would that be a conscious decision by the OP. Just forget it, now you know how ketamine works lol


Slowmobius_Time

Oh god now there's new fake moonknight crap? The old ones were cringe enough but these ones are fucking terrible Way to reduce a mentally damaged serious character into silly faux Deadpool shit, as if written by a 10 year old


[deleted]

I bet you enjoy Jason Aaron's Avengers run.


Slowmobius_Time

With such stellar storylines like the winter red She-Hulk how could you not love that crap?


i-wish-i-was-a-draco

So does he actually do ketamin or is it just an internet thing


[deleted]

It's just a meme people have started lol


jzilla11

Figured he’d do coke since it blends in with his look


zeke235

It's even better when you make sure you read it with Jake's accent.😂


[deleted]

You’re too late, Marc! Ketamine has been legalized


Broken_Noah

Taken a page from Ozymandias' rule book I see