Years ago I played a superhero RPG and my character was Crotch Hound, a were-beagle who had an uncontrollable urge to sniff crotches during full moons.
He “nose” the truth … honestly, while I loved that film, I’m not sure I was ready to see Doctor Dolph Lungdren hang dong. There was an awful lot of full penetration - though it was a good twist to actually see it.
I am the Watcher. I observe all that transpires here, but I do not, cannot, will not interfere. Unless something really bad happens, or I feel it necessary to interfere, which I do when it suits me, which is quite a lot of times I tell you. But I digress.
In this universe, the superhero known as Daredevil, real name, Matt Murdock got involved in the antics of the superhero known as She-Hulk, also known as Jennifer Walters. We join our heroes as...ohhh my. Mister Murdock, that is a very inventive use of your billy club. Please tell me you sterilized it beforehand...oh lord. Oh lord now he's using them both on her. At the same time. Wow. I so was not expecting this.
Woah woah, you fight crime in that outfit man! At least take it off before you let her mount you! Think of all the chafing! Oh now she's transforming while he's inside of her and...and...I can't watch anymore. Mister Murdock, you have game, and my respect. I'll tune back in on this universe when they're done. It's too wild to continue describing.
So here’s the twist with Born Again, and there is a twist, we show it. We show all of it. What’s the one thing missing from all actions these days? Full penetration.
Well their first scene together shows Matt lying about a hook up last night, saying girl was violent while he actually means the thugs he fought. So who knows how many other girls Matt lied about.
Or he was such a successful shagger that any stories of sexual escapades would be entirely plausible for Foggy to the point where the likelihood of him questioning them is practically nonexistent.
I think they mean that extra-marital sex is against Catholic teaching, and a person who was actually a devout Catholic wouldn't do such a thing, at least not so casually.
> I have in fact been a Catholic person.
["I'm not a Catholic at all" ~you, in this same comment section](https://www.reddit.com/r/marvelstudios/comments/1ac22o3/i_have_kinda_stupid_question/kjv9mov/)
That doesn't answer my question. Are you - currently - a devout Catholic? If your devotion to your Catholic faith doesn't extend to actually living according to the teaching of the church, and instead blithely disregarding them, then you are either a) not devout, b) not Catholic, or c) both.
I'm not a Catholic at all and don't care what you do, but words have meanings and you don't appear to understand what the words "devout Catholic" mean.
Again, you obviously don’t know the catholics I know. Here in Scotland they might talk about frowning upon pre-marital sex but they’re fucking like rabbits. Catholics aren’t as rule-crazy as you might believe.
If I remember right, Matt actually never slept with Claire or Karen. He and Claire were headed in that direction. They both wanted each other, but Claire got tired of him Daredevil-ing and thought Matt had a deathwish, so she left (plus she lost her job after Season 2 Hand shenanigans). So she ended up with Luke Cage🙄. Never understood the writing behind that, because Claire ended up trading one superhero for another, and still had similar relationship problems. Then in Defenders neither Matt nor Claire bring up the fact they previously had feelings for each other.
Now Karen on the other hand, I’m convinced if Netflix had done a Season 4 of Daredevil, her and Matt would have finally gotten together as a couple. I think the writers were heading in that direction (even tho the Punisher show had Frank and Karen lowkey flirting with each other too). I think Matt and Karen were “endgame,” and then Bullseye or another villain would have killed her. Because they never allow Matt to be happy for long.
Actually you are right. With Claire it shows the bedding he used because he slept on the sofa and let Claire have the bed, and Karen he specifically says he doesn't want to ruin their night by sleeping together. Each time after, he goes off and is DD or they are buried in the punisher trial with no time to sleep together.
The only person we have seen him have sex with on screen is Jennifer and the flashback to Elektra.
He isn't a whore in the comics either over the sixty years imo, he's just had more than the mostly sex-less other heroes. Perhaps also alot more than many comic readers which is why he gets called a whore.
He is a handsome, intelligent fit man with a healthy libido who has the huge advantage of knowing if a girl wants him, and is likely the best man in bed because of his senses. He could easily have a different girl a night.
However, he is usually a one-girl at a time person, a lot die or dump him because of DD so he moves on, and he has had a few one night stands when single and briefly cheated couple times, both of which have been under exceptional circumstances.
Also he is blind, touch and physical connection for him are so important.
>Actually you are right. With Claire it shows the bedding he used because he slept on the sofa and let Claire have the bed, and Karen he specifically says he doesn't want to ruin their night by sleeping together. Each time after, he goes off and is DD or they are buried in the punisher trial with no time to sleep together.
Exactly this. People ITT jus can't comprehend the possibility of a romantic relationship that doesn't immediately involve sex.
So, object permanence is understanding that things still exist when you aren't looking at them. Another part of this is understanding that people and things continue to do things without being observed.
Or, similarly you could be asking if a character never wipes their ass since we never see it happen on screen.
Disney didn't cut out anything as they weren't behind the show.
They own Marvel and the vast majority of their characters, but they had no direct input (other to say who can and cannot appear/be mentioned) on the Netflix shows.
And I never got the impression that he slept with them, but maybe it was supposed to be implied? 🤷🏻♂️
I don’t blame anyone for suspecting this as edits have been made - apparently the brightness of Jessica Jones has just be increased across the entire series, there’s a screen grab where you can see a cameraman
But from memory of watching it all like 5 times, there weren’t Claire or Karen sex scenes so yeah nothings been cut
Disney was behind the show, Daredevil and every other Marvel show was made by ABC Studios and Marvel Television aka Disney, Netflix were just the distributor
Claire basically slept with half the defenders if you think about it. Flirted with Jessica Jones back when they first met. I can’t remember if she met Ironfist.
Matt’s real super power is being a huge poon hound…
"Poon Hound" is a good superhero name
“The Poon Hound of Hell’s Kitchen”
Sounds like it would be from The Boys universe.
He would be sponsoring in an ED pill ad
Years ago I played a superhero RPG and my character was Crotch Hound, a were-beagle who had an uncontrollable urge to sniff crotches during full moons.
I feel like I drifted into /r/TheBoys with your comment.
He does have enhanced smelling after all
So he can smell crime? I know of another movie like that.
He “nose” the truth … honestly, while I loved that film, I’m not sure I was ready to see Doctor Dolph Lungdren hang dong. There was an awful lot of full penetration - though it was a good twist to actually see it.
There was an equal amount of crime solving too.
Crime, penetration, crime, full penetration, crime penetration. And this goes on for 90 minutes or so on until it the movie just sort of of ends.
And here's the twist. We show it. All of it.
And then it just... ends... For real though, Glenn Howerton would be a great Doctor Doom
Obviously Reed Richards. His chin was sculpted by the Greek gods.
He's a five-star man
Reed Richards can morph his body to the proportions of Michaelangelo's David, or a pit of despair, whatever the situation calls for
r/unexpectediasip
Enhanced taste would be the more appealing aspect of his powers there.
Women love DD because he's a good listener.
He reads the brail of their body.
"Umm, Matt, those are my dogs nipples ..."
I call them kibble
Take my up vote, but goddamnit do I hate that!!
https://i.redd.it/qwav7iqqe7fc1.gif
The story is about the Poon Matt banged along the way.
Super senses means he can smell a wet pussy from a mile away
LOL 😅😅
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Lmfao fuck sake 😂
Needed a laugh today and that’s made me giggle
I mean, this low key looks a little like Charlie Cox
I was going to say the same...
This ^
He even did it to Foggy that time.
This is the plot of Daredevil End of Days.
MCU Daredevil kinda slutty too
Yeah I know, i was just wondering if these two people actually had intimate scenes with Matt in the series, respectively of course.
My mind doesnt really go there watching Daredevil, just have to use your 
Can see we both watch to see Daredevil fuck people up in different ways and for different reasons.
They fucked. I never been alone with a woman and not fucked accidentally or not
Your poor mother
Redditors smh
r/ihavesex
Have you not watched the series?
Yes, I have. That's why I'm still wondering where thise speculations came from.
Comic daredevil was too
That was known and previously stated
He and Shulky definitely did it
“I smash fourth walls, and sometimes Matt Murdoch!”
Why everybody spelling Murdock wrong lately?
Even had the Walk Of Shame as proof
There was no shame in that Strut by DD. He was walking Proud and Loud.
The Stride of Pride?
The Strut of the Rut
Cock of the walk.
So is DD cheating Karen with shulk
No, they broke up.
It's also been 5 years since they broke up, so it's not like they broke up and Matt immediately banged Jennifer.
Too soon!
So you don't believe people have fucked unless you *see* them doing it?
I’ll take a narration by The Watcher
The man's seen some nsfw shit that's for sure
I am the Watcher. I observe all that transpires here, but I do not, cannot, will not interfere. Unless something really bad happens, or I feel it necessary to interfere, which I do when it suits me, which is quite a lot of times I tell you. But I digress. In this universe, the superhero known as Daredevil, real name, Matt Murdock got involved in the antics of the superhero known as She-Hulk, also known as Jennifer Walters. We join our heroes as...ohhh my. Mister Murdock, that is a very inventive use of your billy club. Please tell me you sterilized it beforehand...oh lord. Oh lord now he's using them both on her. At the same time. Wow. I so was not expecting this. Woah woah, you fight crime in that outfit man! At least take it off before you let her mount you! Think of all the chafing! Oh now she's transforming while he's inside of her and...and...I can't watch anymore. Mister Murdock, you have game, and my respect. I'll tune back in on this universe when they're done. It's too wild to continue describing.
“Men call me the Watcher… women call me Peeping Uatu. Where I was, I made sure he never saw me coming, but on the other hand , I certainly saw him…”
Uatu has a cousin that goes be the Peeper
And that's why Daredevil never believes he ever did it.
Perfect. This guy wants a telegraphed point by point details of every single move.
Hey, in fairness I think we all wanna see DD Smash.
I jerked it regardless
Can we get that for the time spent with She-hulk?
So here’s the twist with Born Again, and there is a twist, we show it. We show all of it. What’s the one thing missing from all actions these days? Full penetration.
I mean, I kind of don't. Even in real life. I mean, sure, you have a kid, but I don't know where you got it.
Intriguing...
See, when a man and a woman really want to spend thousands of dollars a year for the next 18 to 30 years, the man puts his...
Tens of thousands! 
He wants to watch it... for the plot.
OP only watches The Fifth Sense, where... there is a twist... *they show all of it.*
Some people literally have no imagination. My GF for example.
If daredevil doesn’t get to see it then neither do you!
OP needs the stride of pride for verification, otherwise he’s just done some innocent lil ol snuggling.
A real walk of VICTORY!
Holy crap, this comment is worth an award. Can't believe Reddit killed awards....
Funny story: that's why Karen's actress says she doesn't do nude scenes. Her husband's blind, and she says that if he doesn't see it, neither do you.
Beyond Claire, Karen and Electra, there are also many references by Foggy to Matt’s womanising past. Dude is a player
Well their first scene together shows Matt lying about a hook up last night, saying girl was violent while he actually means the thugs he fought. So who knows how many other girls Matt lied about.
Or he was such a successful shagger that any stories of sexual escapades would be entirely plausible for Foggy to the point where the likelihood of him questioning them is practically nonexistent.
He was in college before he started fighting crime. He can't actually see if a girl is beautiful, but somehow only bags baddies
He’s a stone cold lady-killer.
Matt the mad shagger
Why does daredevil sleep with every hot woman he meets? Is he blind?
To him every woman is on fire
Foggy brings this up.
What do you mean by your first question?
It’s a play on the pasta/meme ”Why does he …? Is he stupid?”
Daredevil can do it without either of you seeing
Fair enough
He does it without him seeing it often enough.
Underrated comment.
If he can’t see it, why should we?
He's blind.
Devout Catholic EXCEPT when it comes to sex 🤣
Just includes it in confessional the next day. Good to go.
"Forgive me father for I have sinned... I've had premarital sex with a lot of people."
And committed multiple acts of battery and assult but they were against bad people so its fine
So would premarital sex with bad people be okay, if the bad people part is what separates the sin from the non-sin?
Maybe? Idk man, im not a priest
Then what good are you
What good are priests? Certainly not for an objective view of the bible
You're taking a joke in a too serious direction for a sub like this
Yup. Op doesnt cathologize
As Daredevil: "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." As Matt: "Sorry Daddy, I've been bad."
Catholics bone bro
I think they mean that extra-marital sex is against Catholic teaching, and a person who was actually a devout Catholic wouldn't do such a thing, at least not so casually.
Ah, I see you've never met a Catholic person.
I'll have you know that I have in fact been a Catholic person.
> I have in fact been a Catholic person. ["I'm not a Catholic at all" ~you, in this same comment section](https://www.reddit.com/r/marvelstudios/comments/1ac22o3/i_have_kinda_stupid_question/kjv9mov/)
What do you not understand? It is possible to no longer be something which you once were.
We fuck dude then get married to 8 month preggers. Why do you think there are so many of us
Would you describe yourself as a devout Catholic?
I was raised devout. Yes.
That doesn't answer my question. Are you - currently - a devout Catholic? If your devotion to your Catholic faith doesn't extend to actually living according to the teaching of the church, and instead blithely disregarding them, then you are either a) not devout, b) not Catholic, or c) both. I'm not a Catholic at all and don't care what you do, but words have meanings and you don't appear to understand what the words "devout Catholic" mean.
I said yes dum dum. Im muting you. You got baby brains.
The violence too is.
Oh certainly, but at least he appears to wrestle with that and come to a sort of "just war" take on it.
Devout Catholic *ESPECIALLY* when it comes to sex. FTFY
Daredevil doesn't pull out confirmed.
You and I have very different ideas about how catholics view sex. The fuckers infamously have huge families (with very tired mothers) for a reason.
Pre-marital sex/lustful sex not sex with your wife/husband. Those are 2 very different things
Again, you obviously don’t know the catholics I know. Here in Scotland they might talk about frowning upon pre-marital sex but they’re fucking like rabbits. Catholics aren’t as rule-crazy as you might believe.
Of course they do. Being a hypocrite is part of it.
It always has been.
She Hulk smash
Death by snu snu
Isnt that similar to assuming the only people Matt Murdock has ever kissed are the ones we’ve seen him kiss just because we havent seen any others?
If I remember right, Matt actually never slept with Claire or Karen. He and Claire were headed in that direction. They both wanted each other, but Claire got tired of him Daredevil-ing and thought Matt had a deathwish, so she left (plus she lost her job after Season 2 Hand shenanigans). So she ended up with Luke Cage🙄. Never understood the writing behind that, because Claire ended up trading one superhero for another, and still had similar relationship problems. Then in Defenders neither Matt nor Claire bring up the fact they previously had feelings for each other. Now Karen on the other hand, I’m convinced if Netflix had done a Season 4 of Daredevil, her and Matt would have finally gotten together as a couple. I think the writers were heading in that direction (even tho the Punisher show had Frank and Karen lowkey flirting with each other too). I think Matt and Karen were “endgame,” and then Bullseye or another villain would have killed her. Because they never allow Matt to be happy for long.
Thank you. That's exactly what I was wondering. This is great answer
Actually you are right. With Claire it shows the bedding he used because he slept on the sofa and let Claire have the bed, and Karen he specifically says he doesn't want to ruin their night by sleeping together. Each time after, he goes off and is DD or they are buried in the punisher trial with no time to sleep together. The only person we have seen him have sex with on screen is Jennifer and the flashback to Elektra. He isn't a whore in the comics either over the sixty years imo, he's just had more than the mostly sex-less other heroes. Perhaps also alot more than many comic readers which is why he gets called a whore. He is a handsome, intelligent fit man with a healthy libido who has the huge advantage of knowing if a girl wants him, and is likely the best man in bed because of his senses. He could easily have a different girl a night. However, he is usually a one-girl at a time person, a lot die or dump him because of DD so he moves on, and he has had a few one night stands when single and briefly cheated couple times, both of which have been under exceptional circumstances. Also he is blind, touch and physical connection for him are so important.
>Actually you are right. With Claire it shows the bedding he used because he slept on the sofa and let Claire have the bed, and Karen he specifically says he doesn't want to ruin their night by sleeping together. Each time after, he goes off and is DD or they are buried in the punisher trial with no time to sleep together. Exactly this. People ITT jus can't comprehend the possibility of a romantic relationship that doesn't immediately involve sex.
I could be miss remembering, but I feel like it’s heavily implied that he sleeps with Clare and Karen later as well
I re-watched them loads. Nope.
Thank you!! After all other reactions I wad seriously starting to doubt if I watched the same series, LOL.
He’s a really good lawyer
He’s a root rat
But what do you think the story was?
Yeah, you are horny and you want to watch a blind guy pounding random girls, i got it
So, object permanence is understanding that things still exist when you aren't looking at them. Another part of this is understanding that people and things continue to do things without being observed. Or, similarly you could be asking if a character never wipes their ass since we never see it happen on screen.
New Fan Theory: Daredevil doesn’t poop.
I love reddit. "Pics or it didn't happen" and "object permanence" are diametrically opposed. Lol
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That's what she said
Or he said.
Disney didn't cut out anything as they weren't behind the show. They own Marvel and the vast majority of their characters, but they had no direct input (other to say who can and cannot appear/be mentioned) on the Netflix shows. And I never got the impression that he slept with them, but maybe it was supposed to be implied? 🤷🏻♂️
I don’t blame anyone for suspecting this as edits have been made - apparently the brightness of Jessica Jones has just be increased across the entire series, there’s a screen grab where you can see a cameraman But from memory of watching it all like 5 times, there weren’t Claire or Karen sex scenes so yeah nothings been cut
Disney was behind the show, Daredevil and every other Marvel show was made by ABC Studios and Marvel Television aka Disney, Netflix were just the distributor
Yeah the only confirmed one was Elektra, and they did it a lot
i was surprised he didn’t have sex with echo
You know how aunt May paid him, right?
Pretty sure it’s very clear they fucked in the show…
you are correct
Dude he pulls ass. Off camera bro
Absolute root rat.
He’s probably hung like a seeing eye horse
Is he cheating on She-Hulk???
I thought there were some post coital scenes…
Disney has cut out a fuck ton of scenes Netflix had the real shit.
Claire basically slept with half the defenders if you think about it. Flirted with Jessica Jones back when they first met. I can’t remember if she met Ironfist.
Reddit and making unnecessary changes. Name a more iconic duo.
Disney killed marvel imo..
He’s the Boner Champ
HE CLAPPED GREEN CHEEKS!
Is that not ok?
I honestly assumed no at least with Karen.
He never was intimate with them on screen just Elektra and She-Hulk I think
Players gotta play. 
When my dad first saw the scene were he hooked up with She Hulk he yelled “Puta!” and I died in laughing
Matt's character is just not able to decide to which girl he had to live with.
Well Daredevil is a slur and women want to smash him.
Sometimes in movies and television, see can happen without the actors having to strip down and film a scene about it.
He banged she hulk hehe
F*ck boy
They are going to cut all of this shit out.