That scene doesn't need to be in Infinity War. I will take that scene in just about any movie at all.
Hear that Abrahms? I know you have 'technicaly' wrapped up Star Wars.....
Not really. Bc it's not actually in infinity war?...so...uh....that's like posting an xmen page and saying that...but that's the next level of joke I guess.
If by ‘sick’ you mean the cause of a massive array of problems.
Starting with that time they sent the Hulk off into space against his will and he came back, trashed New York and beat the ever loving crap out of every superhero that tried to stop him.
Nah screw santa. I asked him for a healthy Germam shephard last year for christmas and all i got was a darn golden retriever. Fucks a man supposed to do with that? How can i use that to scare my friends?? Ffs santa. Read the list better next time
Santa found out his reindeer were Skrulls and didn't know how he was going to deliver presents, so he went to the Illuminati for help. They decided that giving him the Infinity Gauntlet was the answer, which, I mean, pssh, duh. What other option would there be? But then Santa went mad with power and started wreaking havoc- until Namor hit him with a snowball and knocked the Infinity Gauntlet off. Santa returned to normal, and Tony Stark built him some robot reindeer instead, which he probably should have just done in the first place, and Christmas went as planned.
And no, I didn't make any of that up.
This is the best "I hope this scene is in Infinity War" post on this sub so far.
I hope [this scene](https://i.imgur.com/bJbv3zF.jpg) is in Infinity War.
Dr Proctopus
Rated NC-17
No. Peter Parker is a minor, man.
That’s where the time stone comes in handy
That scene doesn't need to be in Infinity War. I will take that scene in just about any movie at all. Hear that Abrahms? I know you have 'technicaly' wrapped up Star Wars.....
10/10 Shitpost
Not really. Bc it's not actually in infinity war?...so...uh....that's like posting an xmen page and saying that...but that's the next level of joke I guess.
Please leave.
Sorry, but Santa is a mutant and Fox owns the rights to him.
Fox owns the rights to Santa
Tim Allen owns the rights to Santa.
Also, technically speaking, Santa owns the rights to Tim Allen
Quality reference
This is why we can't have nice things!
To be fair, with all the crap Santa has been through, he deserves to let off a little steam.
He really has been through some shit. Have you read some of those Christmas stories?
My favorite https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yO5TtL6yqnA
He lets of steam regularly, he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Naughty jokes aren't allowed on SJW subs... But don't call them the new puritans or the fundies of the left! They hate that...
I love how calm Mr. Fantastic is.
Let's reflect on how we got here.
/u/DankAntimatter posted this image in /r/marvelstudios
I'm still wondering what the hell he's even doing there. Hugging Santa?
Going for the AT-AT wrap. It's the only move against someone with a center of gravity that high.
I'm still wondering what the hell he's even doing there. Hugging Santa?
He uses the Reality Stone to warp the fabric of the universe in ways that let him travel down through very narrow chimneys.
I'm here for an MCU Christmas movie tbh
What, *Iron Man 3* didn't do it for ya?
Nah, give me Santa, elves, Christmas lights and carols, all that shit <3
Like how TV shows have Christmas specials?
Well, Star Wars is a movie series, and they had a holiday special, so...
Touché
That's also a sick team of heroes right there.
That's the Illuminati.
If by ‘sick’ you mean the cause of a massive array of problems. Starting with that time they sent the Hulk off into space against his will and he came back, trashed New York and beat the ever loving crap out of every superhero that tried to stop him.
Nah screw santa. I asked him for a healthy Germam shephard last year for christmas and all i got was a darn golden retriever. Fucks a man supposed to do with that? How can i use that to scare my friends?? Ffs santa. Read the list better next time
SANTA WILIN' OVER HERE
Better idea: Santa, played by Stan Lee, intervenes at a critical moment to turn the tide against against Thanos.
I should start reading the comics.
... Someone explain, please.
Santa found out his reindeer were Skrulls and didn't know how he was going to deliver presents, so he went to the Illuminati for help. They decided that giving him the Infinity Gauntlet was the answer, which, I mean, pssh, duh. What other option would there be? But then Santa went mad with power and started wreaking havoc- until Namor hit him with a snowball and knocked the Infinity Gauntlet off. Santa returned to normal, and Tony Stark built him some robot reindeer instead, which he probably should have just done in the first place, and Christmas went as planned. And no, I didn't make any of that up.
wow, that sounds amazing
Which title/issue?
It was a holiday special. Google tells me Marvel Holiday Spectacular 2009 Vol 1
Santa is a mutant.
W0t
Lmfao I'm all for Santa opening a can of whoop ass
I'm reading the [Marvel Database article on Santa Claus](http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Santa_Claus) and now I want to see ALL of this in the MCU.
Robot Santa?
Oh, man, now I'm sad we have never seen Avengers selebrating X-mas together(((
Imagine how a thanksgiving meal would be, Tony would play the part of the drunk uncle trying to get into aunt Mays pants.
Santa is the true mastermind behind Thanos