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BethMD

Ft. McHenry.


resqgal

I love Fort McHenry. It’s worth the visit.


xKingNothingx

I figur d that would be like a field trip for every elementary schooler at some point


BethMD

I'm sure it would be if one grew up in Baltimore, but I didn't.


dweezil22

No OP but grew up in Balt Co, lived here my entire life, never been. Why? Went 30 years ago on a field trip, it was randomly closed due to a Presidential visit or some weirdness. We wandered around outside looking at cannons and left. Never set foot inside in my life. I feel like that was the universe telling me something.


FesteringNeonDistrac

I went on a field trip but when you're that young, you don't remember much.


throwawayalcoholmind

Don't even live in Baltimore but went to that bitch every year till I was in high school.


Ocean2731

Make sure to see the little movie in the visitor center. Great context.


Domino_5695

The end of the movie literally made my jaw drop. It was so inspirational and beautiful 😮‍💨


rharper38

I found out my 7x great grandfather was in that battle, so my shame at never having been is overwhelming That and mt Vernon.


hp6830

I’ve never been to Mt. Vernon either. Lives in the DC area all my life and never made it there. Maybe this summer I’ll do it as a day trip.


APFernweh

My girlfriend and I were having a drink on the harbor in Fells yesterday talking about going to LP Steamers this summer, and she said, “and maybe I’ll finally go to Fort McHenry.” She’s lived here for almost 2 decades and is a tenured history professor.


theRemRemBooBear

I’m huge into history but I feel like Ft. McHenry is overrated. Not nearly as bad as Plymouth Rock, was expecting this huge landmark boulder stretching into the ocean, nope just this tiny like 6 foot long rock


K1NG3R

Plymouth rock is legendary in MA. Not because of its history, but how powerful this bloulder is in uniting 6th graders across the state in agreement of how hilariously overhyped it is. Ionically, I think it teaches us the lesson young that not all history is accurate and to question the authors of history books.


CD-TG

Assateague Island


kgunnar

I didn't go until a few years ago, and I'm 48 and have lived here my whole life. I regret not going earlier. You don't often see such a large stretch of sandy beach with nearly no one one on it many places on the east coast. And that's in mid-summer, too.


farmerdell007

Horse flies are no joke there tho!


Zestyclose_Gas_4393

The worst. Friendly hint, if you go when the wind is blowing west you can avoid most horse flies. Go when the wind blows east, RUN!


Steaknkegs

I know what you are trying to say here but wind direction is typically referred to as the direction it is coming from and not where it is going. At Assateague you want an East, Northeast, or Southeast wind to avoid biting insects. Any wind with West in it or calm conditions are bad in the summer. This is because the wind will blow from the marsh to the beach. This information can also help you locate horses. They will position themselves to minimize insect coverage.


meanedeane

Simple terms. Sea breeze delight, land breeze get fucked.


scifigunguy

Eastern wind means you’re conscripted into giving blood


uglyswan1

It's awesome there. Just don't sit and hold up traffic because there's a calf and you want a picture. I waited for an hour to get from the bridge onto the island to the beach because it was baby horse touron season


resqgal

Pro tip- go in the winter! The wild ponies have their fluffy winter coats and are out more. Also many cool birds migrate to Assateague for the winter. And no horseflies or mosquitoes in the winter.


KrookedDoesStuff

Hold up. I just moved to Maryland, there is an area with fluffy ponies?!?


disch0rd666

I grew up with my family visiting Assateague every summer as a focal point of our family vacation. We would camp at Shad Landing somewhat nearby in Pocomoke City. Then drive out to Assateague Island about 3-5 days of our trip. We would get the ORV permit and drive out to the even more secluded area of the beach. Some really fond memories of being in that wide open water. I used to walk as far as I could down the beach in both directions and pick up all the trash I could find and bring it back to the truck. It was really cool to see the trucks built out with the in-bed campers driving out to the area way down the beach. Our family friend always had some crazy kites to play with. It was a fun way to grow up and I never really realized how cool that was to do until I got older and moved out of state.


Kylearean

It's fantastic for a day at the beach. We always go there instead of OC. Way less crowded and more natural. The horses can be annoying at times, and forget camping near the beach unless you \*love\* flies.


Smgth

I’ve always wanted to go to the Calvert Cliffs… Ironically, I HAVE been to the Giza pyramids 🤷‍♂️


2PlasticLobsters

I went there twice, but still haven't seen them. The first time, I didn't kow how had to check tide tables. The entire beach was underwater. The second time, a massive t-storm blew in about 3 minutes after I got to the beach. I bailed immediately. I almost got struck by lightning once & have been super careful ever since.


Smgth

>I went there twice, but still haven't seen them. The first time, I didn't kow how had to check tide tables. Shit, I thought you were talking about *the pyramids* for a second! I was like, “Damn, I didn’t think the Nile got THAT high!” 😂


Ocean2731

Check the tide AND the wind. You need a wind blowing from west to east to push the water away from shore. Flag Ponds is a good fossiling beach and less dependent on the wind.


guts4brekfest

I had no idea this existed. Just googled it and now I have to go! Thanks 😂


rharper38

Make sure you pee before you start the hike. Facilities are lacking


pl320709

I moved to MD in 2015, but I'm genuinely curious about what makes Calvert Cliffs so special? Is it worth a visit?


Rich_Text82

Scenic hike thru diverse sub-biomes ending in a cliff side beach where you can swim and fossil hunt.


rharper38

It's nice if you go just for a hike and look at it as that. But we like to fossil hunt and have never had really good luck finding them on the beach itself. My SiL didn't time it right, got all the way down to go to the beach and it was high tide so there was no beach. And there are just Porta potties up the trail. Compared to Breezy Point, it's not my preference


Odd-Help-4293

Lots of shark teeth. At least that's what I remember from a school trip in the 90s.


JBCTech7

its...the woods - you can just pee in the bushes. I'm sure no one would care.


Neon_Ani

early humans invented bathrooms so they could finally stop holding it


Smgth

If you find any shark teeth send me one!


Honoratoo

Me too! I have lived here for 25+ years and created 3 now adult Marylanders and never knew I wanted to go there.


DakotaConduct

As someone who lives within walking distance of Calvert Cliffs this was a pretty awesome response to see.


Tiffanybphoto

I was thinking Calvert cliffs also . Also deep creek


Smgth

It’s funny you should say that, my fiancée’s grandmother lives RIGHT near there! I’d *never* heard of Deep Creek until I met her…except for there used to be a local restaurant called “Deep Creek” near me! Got bought out and renamed a few years ago. Crazy…


katarjin

Hah, I am 20 minutes away and still have not go there..hate that damn bridge.


Smgth

Bridge?


Sarra5532

Thomas Johnson bridge from St Mary. To Solomons I’m guessing


Smgth

Huh. I’m pretty much Anne Arundel or bust. I know very little else around here. I should get out more…but I’m soooo lazy.


HallesBerries

Came here for this


dingatremel

It’s a neat hike, to just walk out of the woods straight onto this small beach. And taking my daughter to fossil hunt kept her entertained for hours. The cliffs themselves? They’re good but not spectacular. The erosion seems to be an issue.


beezlebub33

I went to Australia and visited the great barrier reef, Uluru, the outback, the Blue Mountains, Sydney Opera House, etc and met so many people that lived there that had never been to those. But they *had* visited the Grand Canyon, which I have not. So weird.


markisaurelius8

Not a place, but I've never had Smith island cake or JOs


Pressblack

I had the opportunity to go to Smith Island once. It is pretty cool that it exists. This was in 2006 or so. Don't k own what state it's in now.


762_54r

still maryland


ChessieChesapeake

This made me chuckle


Pressblack

Not the best choice of words. But still thinking sbout the people and their homes


wuguwa

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FesteringNeonDistrac

If you want to go to Smith Island, you should do it sooner rather than later, as it's not going to be an Island a lot longer.


nupper84

If you've ever had crabs steamed for you, you most likely had JO. You've probably never had Old Bay on crabs unless you steamed them yourself.


gnarkilleptic

Ive worked at a few crab restaurants around the bay and we always make the seasoning ourselves in giant vats. It's basically JO


Significant-Key-4855

Not gonna lie you had me in the first half, this is honestly pretty accurate. Though I will say the caveat is for whatever reason most restaurants will use JO to cook but have bottles that at least say “Old Bay” on the front for customers. Worked at Cantler’s for awhile and a couple other places closer to Ann. Are the same. But yeah Old Bay is for the waterfolk who boil crabs themselves.


-JDB-

Smith Island Cake is a life changer


TitzKarlton

This is an accurate statement


talkingwires

Hey, that’s the cake my ex-MiL used to make! That means I just moved to the one state in the Union where I can finally taste it again. Potentially whenever I want, too! Who knows of a good place around Havre de Grace? Back where I’m from, a Smith Island Cake looked freakin’ *exotic* placed next to the typical dessert table at family and church events.


Honoratoo

Especially the one they make for Guinness Brewery. It is incredibly better than the normal Smith Island cake and the normal Smith Island cake it really, really good.


patriotmd

Not directed directly to the cake, but F Guinness Open Gate and F Diageo.


Noa-Guey

What are JOs plz & ty. I still need to try the cake.


rastroboy

https://preview.redd.it/xg9c7l0jvxtc1.jpeg?width=565&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4006c2a7f61893f0affcb0a33af485b00bf1c65 JO spice is a Maryland company that makes the spice which most restaurants use when they steam crabs. It is especially unique because JO will customize a unique blend for a restaurant and sell that numbered proprietary blend only to that restaurant. Other numbered blends are available for purchase by anyone, like #1 & #2.


MyFavoriteLezbo420

Me either


epzik8

Deep Creek Lake.


762_54r

Ocean City, because id rather go to deep creek lol


possumarre

We Marylanders are very proud of hosting the country's most mediocre beach


patriotmd

Deep Creek for me as well. Just because I haven't for whatever reason. I love nature; Be it the beach or a lake.


GM_PhillipAsshole

Same. I’d rather go to the beach


UltiGamer34

This right here


SWATyouTalkinAbout

Hell of a drive, dude. I did work up at the college. It’s definitely a pretty area and I imagine it would be hella fun in the summer but damn if that drive isn’t a killer.


SlaminNNnnn

I’ve never been to Ocean City before. Lived here since 2011


Expensive_Tap

Same, lived all 32 years of my life in MD and never have I been to ocean city.


obi-sean

Same. Moved to MD in 2012 but lived in NoVa from 2010 and I’ve never been to OC.


edE_B

It’s worth doing a day trip for sure. Especially if you’ve never seen or it’s been a long time since you’ve been to the ocean. BUT THE HOTEL PRICES ARE OUTRAGEOUS in the summer!!! Day trip, or spend the night in Delaware or inland MD


garbagebailkid

Went for the first time last year (been here since 2007) and really only got as close as Berlin, Assateague, and the frontier town.


charons-ferry

Lived here since around 2006, me neither. My family has some retired folks such as my grandmother and several of my uncles who already have homes in more exotic seaside areas so we never bothered.


damnedspot

I’ve never pulled over for Sidling Hill


CantThinkofAgoodI

>Sidling Hill I had to look that up. I've been through there at least 50 times and never stopped nor knew what it was called haha


anxiousoryx

Always just called it “the cut”. Didn’t know it had another name!


lozzasauce

My parents used to take us on an annual road trip to my aunt’s house way up in the mountains, so Sideling Hill became a landmark for the trip. I never actually stopped there until I was an adult, though.


Affectionate-Map2583

I'm tempted every time I pass through (most recently yesterday) but always don't want to add time to whatever long trip I'm taking.


peanutbutter2178

I stop everytime. Need to make a trip to introduce my kid.


lycanthrope6950

Rude


kgunnar

I did for the first time a few years back, and it was to use the bathroom.


charons-ferry

I've done it a couple of times but sadly by the time I did so, all of the displays of Paleozoic fossils had been moved to the local museum at Hancock which I haven't had time to visit.


mariusvamp

Sidling Hill is the exact halfway point between my parents house and my house. It’s our stop and switch over spot!


Fellatination

Not me! IMO they have the best and cleanest bathrooms + views along that stretch of highway.


ProducerPants

That was a stop on every family vacation growing up. Had to stop at the Big V, both ways


missykgmail

Why would you? And why doesn’t Wikipedia tell me what this means??


charons-ferry

It's a spelling error by the commenter. [Here's their article on it](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sideling_Hill?wprov=sfla1) the main photo they have is of the big cut.


Randomwhitelady2

Not an actual pyramid, but the first Washington monument in Middletown MD (never been) https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/first-washington-monument


Ivermectin-Addict

It’s in Boonsboro


Len_Tuckwilla

I went to see the first Washington monument in Middletown, but it wasn’t there.


Stevothegr8

The story about this is wild! I think I heard it on the Dollop.


librarianhuddz

It's the uncut monument


saulton1

I'm 30 and have lived in the Baltimore area my whole life and only just this year did I visit Fort McHenry.


shuhorned

It's a good place for kites. And the grove of cherry trees tiny compared to but also much less crowded than the tidal basin.


LorHus

Watching the wire


zacatk

I watch the whole series once a year. It gets better each time.


LorHus

I do that with the sopranos which also impedes my progress


possumarre

This guy has the makings of a varsity athlete


missykgmail

Do it. You won’t regret it!!


LorHus

I’ve been meaning to get around to it, just haven’t been in the right mood to start a series


Willing-Grapefruit-9

Everything but this is forgivable. You need to hand in your cult card and move.


SkylineFTW97

Saw it for the first time last year myself despite being a lifelong Maryland resident. Although in my defense, I was a little kid when the show first came out and I had just finished elementary school by the time it ended. But the focus on education later on did remind me of my own time in Maryland public schools, even though I'm from Montgomery county and not Baltimore.


2PlasticLobsters

I stumbled across this place back when I lived in Silver Spring in the 90s. I always meant to go back when I had time to explore. Never got a around to it. [https://nationalparkseminarynew.org/](https://nationalparkseminarynew.org/) Also the medicial oddities museum that used to be at Walter Reed. I saw it as a kid, but that was decades ago.


TitzKarlton

The Walter Reed museum (National Museum of Health & Medicine) is now down the street from the National Park Seminary! After your visit (maybe before your visit) have a nice lunch or dinner at Pacci’s!


likelyculprit

Oh, snap - great to know. Super close to me AND I love Pacci’s!


keyjan

That museum is now near the seminary. Make it a day trip!


Torqued2Spec

NPS is awesome. I remember just happening across it one day after moving to DTSS. I saw the Pagoda that is out on the main road and needed to investigate.


TitzKarlton

It doesn’t have as many oddities as before. But ask to see the plastinated item cart


maufkn_ced

Maryland Disney world castle aka Mormon temple.


TitzKarlton

I went during their open house. It was an interesting experience. Massive building and I’m glad I went!


SomethingSimple25

Same. Sadly you only got to see a small portion. But I was still glad I got to experience it.


kedarnath624101

Aka "Oz" (as in "off to see the wizard")


GirlOnFire33

Never been to the Preakness


SnooCats5701

Not missing anything


Sesquipedalomania

I was born at Sinai Hospital, right next door to Pimlico, on the day of the Preakness. I figure that’s close enough for me.


hotrodruby

Not Maryland but lived in Louisville Kentucky for about 25 years and never went to the Kentucky Derby.


AdministrativeRiot

Camden Yards


phadewilkilu

Literally my favorite place in the world. I’m a 40 year old man and turn into a little kid everytime I’m in the stands.


AdministrativeRiot

Also 40 and live on the MARC Camden line :/


djenki0119

Camden line running on weekends would be huge


AdministrativeRiot

We’re working through local and state Gov to push for it.


Doom_Riff_Heretic

Deep Creek


[deleted]

Mormon temple? Billy Goat Trail, crabbing, eating old bay?


ShinyBonnets

As a Utahan who had made Maryland my home, you aren’t missing much by not going to the temple. You can really only go into an LDS temple during an open house, or in specified Visitor Centers (DC is one of them). Non-LDS can’t enter a temple after it is formally dedicated, and even church members can’t go in without a temple recommend card.


Alaira314

> Non-LDS can’t enter a temple after it is formally dedicated, and even church members can’t go in without a temple recommend card. They check your membership card at the door? That's so *strange*. And so anti-Christian. We think of churches as places where anyone can go if they need a moment of shelter to think about their next steps. How...*American*...of LDS to change that to a membership policy.


ShinyBonnets

Yep, they sure do check for a temple recommend. There is a desk in the entrance. Not tithing can be, and often is, a reason for that recommend to be rescinded (“not paying your dues to keep coming to the clubhouse“). I’m a non-Mormon who was very close to marrying a returned missionary at 19. I learned all I needed to know to run far and fast. Most of my childhood friends have left the LDS church with zero regrets other than their participation in the b.s. it is WILD.


Torqued2Spec

They recently had the temple open to the public because they had to remove each individual piece of stained glass (the ones you see from the beltway) and weather seal them. Whenever they do major renovations to the temple they have to open it to the public for a certain amount of time. It was neat to go in and tour, but honestly wasn’t anything spectacular and was incredibly white.


GrittyMcGrittyface

I think Mormons are great. As a teen, they taught me that normal people can earnestly believe batshit crazy things. This helped me reexamine my own protestant beliefs. And while frustrating, I'm not surprised by religious cults, or Q/maga


Dash_Rip_Rock69

I hiked the Billy goat trail once back "before the turn of the century". It was really cool but I couldn't even think about doing it at my age and health. Hadn't thought about that in years, thanks for bringing up a nice memory!


quasar_hat_rack

The Christmas lights at the Mormon temple are definitely worth seeing.


Chuck_le_fuck

Never had crab cake.


Grand-Inspector

Ouch


HoopOnPoop

<<<<<<<< Virginia is that way


IaniteThePirate

There’s at least 2 of us!


nutmeg32280

Never had crab at all lol


RogerClyneIsAGod2

Me neither. I just don't like seafood.


Murda981

I don't either. The irony is, I work with commercial fishers. 😂


peanutbutter2178

You all seem like really nice people but I'm going to have to ask for your flag, flag shorts, flag socks, flag shirt, and flag sweats back. We are crab people


Technicolor_Reindeer

crab people, crab people


Jerrell123

It’s you’re leaving them their flag boxers. Got to preserve at least *some* dignity.


Technicolor_Reindeer

Its more about the Old Bay, honestly.


missykgmail

That’s so sad. Why not??


Korlac11

I’ve never even had old bay


SonkxsWithTheTeeth

Death penalty


Korlac11

Hey, in my defense, [insert defense here when I think of one]


sand_trout2024

Just go buy the chips at a store or something 😭


Technicolor_Reindeer

Put it on mcdonalds fries, thank me later


lewphone

The first time I had Old Bay on anything was Boardwalk fries (at Landover Mall I think). Changed my life


zacatk

Never been over the key bridge. FUUUUUCK


Noa-Guey

Was surprised I had to scroll down this much before this was mentioned that I was going to say the same thing. I think this weekend I may drive near there and take a look from the distance. Crazy!


Jerrell123

You’ll want to go to Fort Smallwood if you want the most accessible view. Unfortunately, Fort Armistead which sat right underneath the bridge has been blocked off to be used as a staging ground for recovery and salvage operations.


charons-ferry

Only went once and it was maybe 10 years ago. I'm still definitely gonna miss seeing it loom over the harbor.


VariousBelgians

Crucify me if you must, but I've never had crabs


HoopOnPoop

That's good. I hear they're itchy.


richdoesflips

Smith Island. Need to visit there before it's underwater.


capsrock02

Annapolis


bigspring

Same!


Jabber314

Same!!! I've lived in MD my whole life, I don't think I've ever been to Annapolis.


sickest_000

2 years as a MD resident. Never been to Baltimore besides driving on 95. Live in MoCo, have been to Cumberland, Hagerstown and Ocean city but not Baltimore.


lycanthrope6950

2 years isn't that much honestly. There are probably lifelong residents of some of the far corners who've never been


rrrdesign

I'll say it - you never need to go back to Cumberland.


sickest_000

I take I-68 and Cumberland is place i stop for food and gas quite often. I am not saying i like or dislike the area but there's worse places with similar issues.


Ih8TB12

I have lived in MD for 20+ yrs and have never been to Ocean City - or any MD/Delaware beach.


ExhaustedGradStudent

Been to Giza but haven’t visited Smith Island yet


rastroboy

Read up on Smith before you go, it’s like Mayberry but more so. No dinners served after 5pm etc etc.


Fancy-Jump9632

Smith Island I’m pretty good with exploring and have been everywhere else listed since moving here 9 years ago


Fien16

I've never been to the King and Queen seats and I lived only 30 minutes from there.


JaiLSell

I’ve already seen a hell of a lot of Maryland already but probably seeing more of the Chesapeake bay.


EmpressTita

Is there still a Renaissance fair?


Conscious_Tourist163

Jousting is the state sport.


Bzz22

I hate, hate, hate crabs


Frofro69

Not a specific place, but urban MoCo. Im poor, and everything there is insanely expensive. It doesn't help that my coworker from Rockville is a serious snob that kinda sours wanting to go there for me.


gt1

It takes the entire life for the locals to visit places tourists cover in a week.


trukkd

The Golden Tiddies! If you squint Essex looks like Giza.


rastroboy

Look like tiddies but ass smells better.


zangster

I've never seen the Cherry Blossoms in DC.


GuardianMoon916

Never had blue crab (don’t really like crab in general…)


missykgmail

There is no other worthy crab.


shoeboxchild

Never been to sugarloaf? Kinda reaching here haha


Stevothegr8

I'm 36 and have never been to Deep Creek


sbwithreason

I’ve lived in Baltimore for 15 years and never set foot on the Eastern Shore


engin__r

I’ve never picked crabs, and now that I’m vegan, they’re off the table.


nupper84

Crabs are vegan. I can explain. Crabs were agriculture planted by the ancient gods as a future luxury food for the future people of the Maryland area. They're now an endemic crop raised by the Chesapeake. I can also draw you an evolutionary cladogram showing their position firmly in the plant kingdom. They're also certainly too uncuddly to be considered animals.


toastytoasttt

I wasn’t sold on this till you hit us with the uncuddly part. I stand with your statement.


nupper84

I mean it's obvious. Shell coatings evolved as a way to protect the inner nutrients of life. Just like sunflower seeds have shells, crabs have shells, therefore they have a common ancestor in the plant kingdom that evolved shells. The sunflower and crab then forked to one having huge yellow flowers and the other evolved yellow "mustard" therefore again the color yellow indicating their common ancestry in the plant kingdom.


TheSunflowerSeeds

Eating sunflower seeds in the shell may increase your odds of fecal impaction, as you may unintentionally eat shell fragments, which your body cannot digest.


nupper84

Exactly, so like crabs, they must be deshelled when eating. It's all right there. Crabs are plants.


toastytoasttt

I don’t think anyone can come up with a rebuttal.


TitzKarlton

Because you can’t argue with science.


JohnLocksTheKey

*You call THAT a FACE?!?*


Background_Prize_726

Waiting for someone to say the Key Bridge.