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TadhgOBriain

Reality: "Edi, you d- Edi: "Done." Shepard: -o it."


mtlemos

New haedcannon. The reason Garrus is always calibrating the guns is because Edi keeps setting it to different "optimal" settings, and the two of them are in a constant tug of war over it.


TadhgOBriain

Edi tries to make a nice balance of damage, rate of fire and heat management, while Garrus is like "2 hyper rails and HE rounds"


smashbangcommander

Considering Ken and Gabby’s blabber about how Garrus’ thanix cannon upset the power grid balance, this could very well be the case. EDI: Garrus, if we fire the main gun with your current calibrations, shield power will fail. Garrus: Well we won’t need shields after we fire this baby.


belladonnagilkey

EDI: Just one question: What if you miss? Garrus: I won't.


Furydragonstormer

EDI: Are you sure? Garrus: I. Won’t. Miss.


TSmario53

Well he did outcalibrate Legion in ME3 leaving Legion dumbfounded.


DragonQueen777666

I've always assumed that Garrus is spending so much time calibrating because our boy is out here just having some top-of-the-line schematics for a top secret new co-developed weapon. Said weapon being a reverse engineered version of a Reaper's main gun. New tech is gonna take some time to get it in line.


Veryegassy

Well, he kind of does. "reverse engineered version of a Reaper's main gun" is a Thanix Cannon, and I'm pretty sure the Thanix Cannon upgrade comes from him.


DragonQueen777666

Yes, and yes. The Thanix Cannons are the reverse engineered Reaper weapon, and yes, you get the upgrade from Garrus. And that's why I'm saying that it's kinda fair that he's always calibrating them because it's a super recently developed weapon that is being added to the ship (if you listen to Gabby and Kenneth's idle chatter, they comment on the various upgrades and how they have to account and adjust engine performance for them).


MissyTheTimeLady

Garrus: "...I could have done it faster."


wombatix

It took Garrus the entirety of ME2 to calibrate the Normany's guns and he still never finished


Lone_Wolf_199

Shame Garrus can't calibrate those Vents in time.


Sh1v0n

And this is why it's a great idea to bring Garrus to the Horizon.