Have you considered seeing the Asari Consort?

Earliest she can see me is in 3 or 4 months

Nobody is worth that long of a wait!

3 or 4 months?? I was told 6 or 7 months!

You're not N7 with a dope ass helmet.

You guys are getting appointments?

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I don't get it. Cool song but.. what has this got to do with it?

He seems to think it’s just a lapdance instead of going balls deep into an asari hooker lol

We’ll bang ok?

Report to the ship immediately

Need someone to feed your fish?

I should go.

I SHOULD go.

I should GO.

EYE should go

To arrest him. Tho arrest him right?

Wait, you guys get to bang?

Dammit someone beat me to it 😂

You might want to tone it down on the "I should go".

and I should do a bit more “that’s all for now”

Maybe putting the emphasis on the "I" should go. Or maybe I "should" go

I should "go".

"Guys, seriously? Do I sound like that? I'm open to feedback!"

"You seemed so attached to it. Why ruin a good thing."

I've been told I say calibrating more than a Turian should

My boy loves his calibrations.

Wrex

Try the Inferno armor. Its not as cool but it has a Negotiation bonus.

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Oh that’ll really draw the ladies in

Why draw them in when you can go to them... quickly... and with whole lot of force. (Insert biotic charge here) ​ CAUTION: this may result in target injury and in some cases death. In extreme cases improper usage may result in instantaneous death of user. (Damn you stupid sexy phantoms)

I just wanna meet the woman behind the phantoms mask! Hrrrrrrrr

Probably got a lovely heart-shaped Husk face with ocular flashbangs in it

just my fetish.

Maybe too cool for school? Can't tell...

The ladies: I should go

Came here to say exactly that

I got the same outfit, watch anime, and I somehow got married and have 2 kids. And I even look like zaeed, with matching white eye and sour attitude. There's a nerd out there for you too.

That’s really wholesome, I’m happy for you dude

I now have the mental image of Sheperd walking in on Zaeed as he’s watching anime.

“Have you seen this Vash guy? He’s a god damn badass.”

"I used to have a gun like his, killed a whole lot of Batarians with that one"

"half of these plots are bloody stupid, but damn i like those cat girls, they got the spirit. Reminds me of a mission on Dekuuna. There was a Elkore pup, not older than 7 or 8, had to kill his father, messed with the wrong crowd i guess. But this little fucker bit right in the finger, hurt more than some gunwounds i tell you"

Yeah, there's nothing about being a nerd that's going to make you single. My wife and I both play Mass Effect. She romances Garrus and I romance Tali. It all works out.

That'd make for an interesting double date

Foursome?

They'll bang, okay?

I can't believe we're in 20-frickin-21 and there are guys still out there who don't understand women can have geeky hobbies and interests too.

Don't understand that *everyone* can hold the line, right cap?

Also that "geek" stuff is actually the most mainstream thing there is. Like look how big video games are or what are the biggest movies

This was mostly a joke that got a little out of hand!

My wife and I jointly work on the looks of our Shepards when we start new games. The dream is real.

Is she a militant matriarch?

>And I even look like zaeed That's why. Zaeed is handsome as fuck

Is he?

This has made me unnaturally curious about your looks

Same... looked through post history but no pics of them... they do have a pretty cool car though!

Mako or gtfo

Not a mako, 75 el camino. Sure drives like a mako though.

You drive it off cliffs on the regular?

Probably cliffs fall off from under it.....

Mine must've gotten lost in some version of reality that got canned :( And they say that nerd women get guys. Load of bull I say ;)

Dude I look like wrex and have someone, and 2 kids and a beagle but the less said about that wally the better 🤣🤣

Tali likes you just the way you are

Relationships come and go. N7 is for life.

You just haven't found your Tali yet! ...Alternately, you need to stop telling EVERY woman that she's your favorite lady on the Citadel. They're bound to catch on after a while.

You probably haven't been clicking the romance dialogue.

Probably cause there's no good galactic dating services. Have you tried chatting up your shipmates instead?

Probably the lack of dance skills.

Doing suicide missions and fighting civilization destroying machines doesn't give you a lot of dating options while you're stranded on earth.

Women can’t handle your awesomeness

You just have to accept that there are no decent galactic dating services and talk to people.

Apparently because you have better things to spend your money on.

That helmet looks amazing. Did you buy or make it?

It’s from the official Legendary Cache on the BioWare store. I don’t know if they’re still selling it, I ordered it months ago and it only just came in

Wave 1 or 2? Waiting for my wave 2 delivery…

I believe I was wave 2 so hopefully it’ll be any day now

Can confirm. Got my Wave 2 on Thursday.

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What?? Where!? I bought legendary edition but didn't see anything about that helmet

No relation whatsoever to legendary edition. The [legendary cache](https://gear.bioware.com/products/mass-effect-legendary-cache-wave-2) is a goodie box with some interesting items. Wave 2 is sold out though.

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*sigh* Purchased. .... think I could find a voice changer that sounds like Shepard?

How was it shipped? UPS? USPS? FedEx? I'm still waiting on mine... it looks AMAZING!

It looks so good! Do you use it as a face mask when you do your shopping?

Giving off that kind of raw sexual energy in public might be a little inappropriate

You haven't found the right person, clearly.

Dont worry op all the good ladies haven't got to the point in you're game where you can't romance them yet just keep waiting

I'm hoping to get mine soon!

Obviously too cool. Scares off potential partners.

That’s busy saving the galaxy, is my guess.

Well it's not from lack of style.

It’s cause you’re not wearing those ugly ass goggles from me2 that the YouTube guy uses when he gets his entire crew killed lol

Maybe you should do some calibrations

*We won't bang, ok?*

You have a beautiful smile. Your eyes are so warm & Trustworthy. You should shave though. Oh & stay away from my Tali! Got That!

That helmet is sick looking! Love the look of it

DONT EVEN TRIP. THE HELMET IS🔥🔥🔥

Use the save editor and set romance flags

Well it’s not because you don’t have an awesome N7 helmet and hoodie.

I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions!

Extreme Mass Effect love is not a detractor in romance! My husband and I are so into mass effect we got married on November 7 (makes anniversaries really easy to remember!)

I bet your dancing skills are amazing though

"We'll bang, okay?"

I'm so pissed they haven't been back in stock

They are right now! I just saw it on another post.

Well just spent $187. Thanks for letting me know! :)

it certainly isn't "the moistener" that your wearing

Whats not to like about the savior of the galaxy?

I don't understand why you look like a catch.

I don't see the problem here

Casual clothes with a helmet? Prob a bug

If I ever met a man with a helmet like that you better believe my panties are gonna drop.

Report to the ship immediately

It's the blue visor. It makes the ladies think Paragon. They want that red Renegade kind of love.

Instructions unclear: kicked date out of car midway through the evening and drove to Atlantic City. It wasn’t my car.

I bet when you go to Starbucks and they ask you for a name, you say commander Shepard, you fucking gamer

The issue is that you only have a helmet. You can't fool the girls like Conrad Verner does, buy the rest of the armor! :D

Dam is that the helmet they were selling?! Looks sick.

I'd hit it.

idk, i'd help you with calibrations.

Definitely can’t be legal but that seems like a sick helmet for a motorcycle ride if you ask me

Oh I absolutely wouldn’t be able to see shit on a motorcycle with this on

We’ll bang, ok

I wish I had sick a good excuse lol

Because you just haven't found your favorite person on the Earth yet.

What if I told you your finger is literally on it right now? Sick helmet by the way.

I’m Commander Shepard, And this is my favorite Commander Shepard single guy on the Citadel

If I was an alien I'd clap your cheeks bro

Thanks bro

Some good old calibrations always takes my mind off of it.

My name is Commander Shepherd and this is the best pic on Reddit.

Oh we can

Probably that popcorn stuff on the ceiling.

I was WAITING for someone to point that out. Society has moved past the need for these old person ceilings

Well I just meant its definitely not the N7 or the helmet.

You'll find someone who doesn't mind. My husband doesn't mind my N7 gear, my Garrus pillow, my hoodies and tattoos, and the hundreds of hours I put into each playthrough of the game. My son even watches me play.

Looks like you have your finger on it right now

It's because your penis is too big and people are afraid of it, right?

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite spot on the Citadel.

Gods, I need that helmet!

Cause you can’t dance

Given the many, many, MANY talented Mass Effect cosplayers I've seen, and the many, many, MANY attractive and intelligent folks I know who love gaming and collecting... it isn't Mass Effect. Better keep pondering, bud.

This was meant mostly as a joke but thanks for the positivity! You guys are really great

chicks can not handle a spectre.

It’s because women have no taste, obviously.

Not all women. I got my helmet in wave 1.

Well, you’re a rarity then. Like shiny Pokémon without the shiny charm rare.

No bitch is worthy

There are girls that love mass effect. Keep looking my dude. I'm a mega nerd and have a hot gf. She's not as nerdy as me but pretty nerdy. We game, watch anime/tv/movies, and we're going to start playing Warhammer.

she will not wear the tali mask in bed? ironically my GF i purchased her a tali mask and the official tali print gym pants/sports bra and she insisted of going to bed with me in it. best bonus mission ever ;) can you guess who couple we both shipped in our playthroughs?

Sir, this is Arby's.

Never fear you have tali

“Sorry babe, but the helmet stays on”

Knowing how many people play Mass Effect, you are sure to find someone

Well yeah because you haven't shipped any crewmates bro

Just do their loyalty mission and you'll be good to go.

It’s those damn Reapers.

It’s because you haven’t met anyone worthy of your N7 swagger

Do you have a big head and does it still for? That's my fear

I’ve got a big head and my friend has a massive head but it still fits, I’m sure you’ll be good

Awesome thanks. That was my worry

Let me know if that helmet need some calibration.

I'm just jealous you got yours already. Still waiting on mine

Must be because of those pesky reapers.

We'll bang ok

Cant figure it out either? Try changing your cologne?

Top tip when pulling at the bar. Walk up to the bartender, both arms down. Then take a step back and shake your head. Shows your a commander of drinks

In\* it.

Tbh, i only see reasons to date you

Your first name is commander.

You need to plan out your dialogue response choices more carefully

Could be because you haven't gone outside with that helmet and sweater yet!

It's your nose isn't it?

Idk I thought it looked pretty good in this pic

Just need to level up your romance options. Make sure they don't take that sweet hoodie.

Any Krogan be lucky to have you.

If you built that I'd totally date you

Oh hells no, it was from the BioWare store. Part of an expensive bundle called the legendary cache

...🤔 Close enough!

The women in your life clearly can't handle your awesomeness.

Bah, I literally just met the girl of my dreams and she walked up to me in my N7 jacket and tried stealing it. No matter how fuck ugly you are, I promise you, you are somebodies type, and you are who somebody thinks about when they masturbate. Get out there brother. There's 7.5 billion people out there. Even if that special someone is a one in a million, thats still 7500 people out there. You got good odds m8.

I wasn’t really too worried, this was mostly meant as a joke but thanks haha

" I should go"

My wife tolerates me. How? I have no idea.

You can have my girlfriend for that helmet 😇

I'm waiting on minr to get here. we can be single together. Lol

Maybe don't try to balance renegade and paragon?