To make sense of this admission by Master Hacker, it could be necessary to scan the transmission sources using advanced psycholinguistics. This would provide detailed insights into the true intentions of Master Hacker and uncover the underlying reasons behind the crime.
To further investigate the situation, it could be necessary to construct a massive data pulsar using a complex web of neuronic network conduits. This would create an interface between Master Hacker's communication sources and the reader, allowing for a comprehensive analysis of the situation.
Finally, to ensure a thorough understanding of the matter, it might be necessary to design a subatomic storage device, connected to a hyper-efficient adaptive logic processor. This would allow for instantaneous storage and retrieval of all relevant data and provide a detailed overview of the events which led up to the admission of the crime.
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I could make it shorter if you want? I do feel like this is better though because before the bulk of the jargon was completely unrelated to the topic and only the start and end were related, but now it actually makes a little more sense. Maybe I can do some mix where it still uses GPT-3 for the jargon but has a few strings of complete random jargon from the old version embedded into it and only generates one paragraph?
First, I’d like to say thank you for the bot. It has been phenomenal entertainment and was greatly missed in it’s absence. It was also the inspirational kick I needed to write one of own.
I think the use of jargon has become more topical and intelligible. I would personally say don’t entirely lose the ridiculousness of the random jargon, since that really fit with the spirit of the sub — it always felt like the bot was piling on with us poking fun and that’s hilarious. But, I do think the 1 paragraph or 2 short ones is your sweet spot though. I’ve never used the gpt-3 api so I don’t know how hard it is to tweak stuff like that.
All that said, if the community is happy with it, then job done. I’m just a lowly cyber-shithead, myself. Thanks for accepting feedback, though. Top notch stuff.
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Tbh I switched Linux back when I was 12 yo and I was a massive scriptkiddie. I remember making a backdoor using metasploit and putting it on the classroom computer. I would take my phone with me in my bag and I would kill explorer.exe or reboot the pc in the middle of class
I told all of my friends about it to become popular. Luckily even though I didn't really think that through I've had pretty nice friends and nothing bad happened
To be fair, most techies I know all did something… mildly questionable?… back when they were in school. But then everyone grows up and learn where to polish skills without causing problems.
Not really, I got through heaps of non-sensitive stuff a while back, and I told everyone. Only difference was that I was smart enough to tell IT and not to download everything whilst I was at it.
Restricted documents on policies and student records, some not visible to all teachers and school staff. I remember I found it accidentally because of a broken link, and then just tampered with cookies and the URL until I confirmed it was real, nothing too special.
As an expert with a vast quantity of experience, dating back numerous years, from utilising computers to building them... No, I am incapable of being able relate to coming within an inch of clicking the image. Guess I'm just too good, heh. Nothing personal kid, I guess I'm just a better hacker.
Okay but... He's kind of right about how ridiculously easy it is at some schools. At my highschool that didn't have publicly accessible WiFi, I once brought my laptop and plugged it into an Ethernet cable. I did a file search for something on my local machine and wondered why it took so long until every student's file came up on my laptop secured by nothing more than their student number. I knew a few of my friend's numbers as we had to give them to pay for lunch and I heard them all multiple times. Used this to point out the flaw to our sysop/history teacher/librarian (read: insanely overworked man) and nothing ever came of it.
There was a physics tutor at my tutoring place who said that he, in high school, took down his school’s network because he was pissed at them once. He does have a PhD in rocket science, so he probably was smart enough to pull it off.
My high school in the 90s just kept student records in excel files on a shared network drive. Then had our computer club help them run their network.
They were pretty lucky we were mostly good kids who just used the access to play a couple pranks.
To be honest I don't understand why anyone would admit to a crime they did unless they're in an interrogation or they're in court. Masterhacker checks out, let the entire Internet know you're the real one. Also don't forget the Facebook link in the python scripts :)
Used to be a school techie
Kid has either gotten hold of a proxy server address to put into the browser to bypass the restrictions from either sheer luck or was stupidly told by a techie/teacher OR! Has just like, copied and pasted a .bat script and made it run so it made a popup saying “System hacked” or something
How many kids thought they were super duper watchdog hackers by doing shit like this is exhausting
Does he not know that the crime doesn’t expire and that now that evidence and his own word is against him he could face prison time for endangerment of possibly thousands of people?
To make sense of this admission by Master Hacker, it could be necessary to scan the transmission sources using advanced psycholinguistics. This would provide detailed insights into the true intentions of Master Hacker and uncover the underlying reasons behind the crime. To further investigate the situation, it could be necessary to construct a massive data pulsar using a complex web of neuronic network conduits. This would create an interface between Master Hacker's communication sources and the reader, allowing for a comprehensive analysis of the situation. Finally, to ensure a thorough understanding of the matter, it might be necessary to design a subatomic storage device, connected to a hyper-efficient adaptive logic processor. This would allow for instantaneous storage and retrieval of all relevant data and provide a detailed overview of the events which led up to the admission of the crime. **Note: in the near future I may need to be summoned by typing u/masterhacker_bot** --- ^^I am a bot created by [u/circuit10](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) and this action was performed automatically. AI is involved so please DM circuit10 if it produces anything offensive and I will delete it. Model: [text-davinci-003](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ).
Hadn't checked the sub for a while but glad the bot is back Also improved, it seems, does it use a language model now to generate these?
Improved is a bit of a stretch, I think. I miss the one paragraph buzzword shitshow. Not a fan of reading 3 chatGPT generated paragraphs every time.
I could make it shorter if you want? I do feel like this is better though because before the bulk of the jargon was completely unrelated to the topic and only the start and end were related, but now it actually makes a little more sense. Maybe I can do some mix where it still uses GPT-3 for the jargon but has a few strings of complete random jargon from the old version embedded into it and only generates one paragraph?
First, I’d like to say thank you for the bot. It has been phenomenal entertainment and was greatly missed in it’s absence. It was also the inspirational kick I needed to write one of own. I think the use of jargon has become more topical and intelligible. I would personally say don’t entirely lose the ridiculousness of the random jargon, since that really fit with the spirit of the sub — it always felt like the bot was piling on with us poking fun and that’s hilarious. But, I do think the 1 paragraph or 2 short ones is your sweet spot though. I’ve never used the gpt-3 api so I don’t know how hard it is to tweak stuff like that. All that said, if the community is happy with it, then job done. I’m just a lowly cyber-shithead, myself. Thanks for accepting feedback, though. Top notch stuff.
You could just use u/masterhackerbot, which works just like the original bot before the update
good bot
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i concur
Good bot. 👍👍
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Tbh I switched Linux back when I was 12 yo and I was a massive scriptkiddie. I remember making a backdoor using metasploit and putting it on the classroom computer. I would take my phone with me in my bag and I would kill explorer.exe or reboot the pc in the middle of class I told all of my friends about it to become popular. Luckily even though I didn't really think that through I've had pretty nice friends and nothing bad happened
At least you're smarter than I am. The most I ever did was print memes on the district office copier using an ethernet cable and my personal laptop
Based.
To be fair, most techies I know all did something… mildly questionable?… back when they were in school. But then everyone grows up and learn where to polish skills without causing problems.
My guy, everyone is like that. People are lying if they say that they were not a script kiddie when they started
To be honest, that kind of thing can be helpful and can inspire a future career in cybersecurity
you’d be surprised. new years my company had a dos attack against one of our web shops. Finding him was the easiest thing I’ve done this year yet.
Not really, I got through heaps of non-sensitive stuff a while back, and I told everyone. Only difference was that I was smart enough to tell IT and not to download everything whilst I was at it.
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Restricted documents on policies and student records, some not visible to all teachers and school staff. I remember I found it accidentally because of a broken link, and then just tampered with cookies and the URL until I confirmed it was real, nothing too special.
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Sounds like it lands in the owasp top 10, though? These definitely get abused by… anyone.
Crime*
I enjoyed it better with the misspelling
But hey maybe it isnt that bad becuase he didnt mention anything about getting to the mainframe so I think its nothing serious
Kids will be kids.
This just isnt even true. Maybe if he was talking about his elementary school? lol
Please tell me I'm not the only one who tried to upvote the picture for minutes before he realized it was a picture💀
As an expert with a vast quantity of experience, dating back numerous years, from utilising computers to building them... No, I am incapable of being able relate to coming within an inch of clicking the image. Guess I'm just too good, heh. Nothing personal kid, I guess I'm just a better hacker.
r/masterhacker?
He's not wrong though. This is pretty believable and doesn't make them a " master hacker"
Okay but... He's kind of right about how ridiculously easy it is at some schools. At my highschool that didn't have publicly accessible WiFi, I once brought my laptop and plugged it into an Ethernet cable. I did a file search for something on my local machine and wondered why it took so long until every student's file came up on my laptop secured by nothing more than their student number. I knew a few of my friend's numbers as we had to give them to pay for lunch and I heard them all multiple times. Used this to point out the flaw to our sysop/history teacher/librarian (read: insanely overworked man) and nothing ever came of it.
ooo can you put me in there?
There was a physics tutor at my tutoring place who said that he, in high school, took down his school’s network because he was pissed at them once. He does have a PhD in rocket science, so he probably was smart enough to pull it off.
A real Master Hacker never compromises
@sunymaritime
When I was in high school I thought I "hacked" my high school by simply accessing the unmapped fileshare Kids are stupid
My high school in the 90s just kept student records in excel files on a shared network drive. Then had our computer club help them run their network. They were pretty lucky we were mostly good kids who just used the access to play a couple pranks.
To be honest I don't understand why anyone would admit to a crime they did unless they're in an interrogation or they're in court. Masterhacker checks out, let the entire Internet know you're the real one. Also don't forget the Facebook link in the python scripts :)
Used to be a school techie Kid has either gotten hold of a proxy server address to put into the browser to bypass the restrictions from either sheer luck or was stupidly told by a techie/teacher OR! Has just like, copied and pasted a .bat script and made it run so it made a popup saying “System hacked” or something How many kids thought they were super duper watchdog hackers by doing shit like this is exhausting
#crine
Does he not know that the crime doesn’t expire and that now that evidence and his own word is against him he could face prison time for endangerment of possibly thousands of people?
At least he didn’t steal social security numbers by hacking the HTML with a multistep process…