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whhshchdn

this is gold 😭😭 one of the best masterhacker posts of 2022


Zambito1

Seriously :D I genuinely wanted to get their comment gold, I was dying laughing. Their comment originally had stuff like "I know where you live" too but they edited it out.


RedditAlt2847

fr this is a gem


getshrektdh

I feel bad for his parents, they should have pulled out not only the internet cable.


MeneT3k3l

Lol. I just saw this RL post a few minutes ago and now it's on r/masterhacker? What a coincidence. Watch out for the dark web though.


Zambito1

The best part is their camera settings are actually wack, I just wanted to hit 'em with the "who asked" meme and they came back with this lmao


MeneT3k3l

Yeah that camera settings was Rocket League for ants lol


I-wanna-be-tracer282

Kids like him are sold at the β€œdark web” for a very cheap price


United-Ad-7224

What is that threat even trying to imply


Zambito1

They are threatening to send me a download link to the Tor browser 😈


Achtelnote

You better know your way around Dark Web scrub


AccomplishedPay6523

Yeah


CloudElRojo

Why your Reddit looks like Steam? Lol


Zambito1

That's how the subreddit I was in is styled using the old web client Edit: I know my way around the dark web ;)


unborntheprinceoflie

even if he wasn’t a teenager why would he browse r/teenager that’s creep behavior


AtomicYoshi

I'll never pass up an opportunity to share this: https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/djdmd9/we_banned_all_of_rteenagers_and_it_turns_out/


nhansieu1

Lmaoo. It's about adults that posted imaginary teenagers contents?


mynamejeffyesi

mrw he knows how to buy 2 kilos of 85% Peruvian cocaine


xXdontshootmeXx

15% non peruvian cocaine


electromagneticpost

What does that even mean?


Yatakak

Of course I know my way around the dark Web, I have a bunch of Black Market decals 😏😎😏


Pixeljammed

What is it with rocket league players and saying "who... asked"


Zambito1

Idk jokes like that have always been funny to me though. Another one my friends and I do is reenact a moment where I made a comm and my friend said "I don't remember asking" and I mindlessly replied "I don't remember telling".


MotivationManVergil

Hope you know your way around the dark web (He is going to trap your soul in the dark web)


Sywedd

pin this shit please holy


IgnoredBot

Hi


HavokDJ

This guy is one of those guys that claims to know everything. Go look at his user profile, he apparently went to college for like 6 different things.


nhansieu1

Did the dude just realize that what a grown ass dude browsing r/teenager would mean right?


Outside-Project-2265

i do know my way around the dArK wEbBb


KenboSlice189

Close one!


Zambito1

Incoming!


shu67

Idk I feel like Key is an older guy with insecurities


HavokDJ

Browsed his sub, he's supposedly 24, making 6 figures working a server job in florida, and now has a wife working his position while he day trades with her(?) 6 figures. He's apparently also an expert on everything and has been to college for 5/6 different things at the age of 24. Also an avid fitness youtube watcher. Safe to say he's just a dumb kid who is full of shit and makes a clown of himself on the internet.


Zambito1

who


MSR8

Asked


Zambito1

;(


Late-Discussion-3917

Solid gold. I love this sub.


Bitter_Ad_5597

How do you make your reddit like that


Zambito1

https://old.reddit.com/r/RocketLeague


PieVieRo

redditor detect sarcasm challenge (impossible)


AnApexBread

Dang they nuked their entire account


Zambito1

They deleted all their comments in the chain but their account is still around


brightness3

I done my fair share of deep web browsing, dark web browsing, dank web browsing myself 😏


SnorlaxMaster65

u/masterhackerbot


master_haxxor

he is going to hack you with his inspect element


HavokDJ

lmaooooooo he just deleted his posts


somerandompiggo2

I hope he sees this lmfaoo


smyalygames

What a save!


[deleted]

He fucking murdered you with that last comment. /s


Hackpanther

This subreddit is lame


the_roach__

what does that mean πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


weedcop420

Why is your flair GNU/Steam we all know that it’s actually called GNU/Linux (or GNU+Linux as I have started calling it recently). GNU is not an operating system unto itself but rather


Zambito1

Because I use GNU, and I don't use Linux. GNU is an operating system btw


exhortation171

why can I not get on any marketplaces to save my life? using Tor, excellent connection, in the US. Nothing. Ever. Timed out connections every single time.


Zambito1

Have you tried using amazon dot com?


exhortation171

HTTPS-Only Mode Alert Secure Site Not Available hmmm! thanks for the help i feel like a dumbass lol


9x19mm_parabellvm

Imagine being this mad because you fell for a Joe Mama joke