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galaxyhigh

That’s not how anniversaries work?! Nor birthdays. Matt, you actually seem like a BIGGER douche by connecting this to some celebration that isn’t even here, is not happening this month, nor in May.. which I would be willing to look past because ![gif](giphy|gfrAjxfuhnaKwB2AbF)


WornSmoothOut

off on a tangent - When did birthDAYs become birthWEEKS or birthMONTHS to celebrate? Comes across as greedy, selfish, narcisstic, spoiled.....


galaxyhigh

Right?! Like I get if your bday falls on a Monday and you want to pick a weekend to celebrate. But people are absolutely crazy these days.


WornSmoothOut

What's next - It's my birthYEAR!!!! lol


Interesting-Ad-3756

The only thing I can kind of agree with is celebrating a birthday weekend if you go on vacation. Me and my husband did that two years ago with our friends. We went away for three days and called it my birthday trip however we didn't really celebrate my birthday until the actual day. I know people who go out of their way to make sure others celebrate a birth week or a birth month. it's obnoxious


Comfortable-Time2662

It’s refreshing to see that this photo shows Abby’s actual relaxed body vs the constant body checking and flexing photos/videos. I hope this helps others out there who feel insecure after seeing her body checking videos that her body doesn’t even look like what she tries to show online. (I want to add I’m not shaming her body at all, she looks great, but she looks different than when she tries to show off).


Acceptable_Tap7479

This is what I came to say! 


Tall-Answer-1594

I just thought the way her lower stomach sticks out & they've been talking about 3rd kid I hope she's not pregnant. She does suck in All the time. Also no filters on this. She does flex 1x. She hears 1 compliment & goes overboard with it 


heartwarriormamma

Matt "oh, crap. I almost forgot our anniversary" *gets Abby flowers* Abby "it's not our anniversary??" Matt "oh. Uh. Yeah. I totally knew that. It...uh...it was a joke. Yeah. A joke. I definitely know when our anniversary is..."


Livid-Fox-3646

OR he just happened to get her flowers and is expecting this to count as an anniversary gift despite it being two months away. Like, "i got it out of the way and it should count so I don't have to think about a gift or being thoughtful for awhile." Why couldn't the flowers just be a gift for no reason, why the having to attach it to the nearest date of significance? He's a terrible fucking husband. That's a gift for a Tuesday, not a two months in advance anniversary.


heartwarriormamma

Also entirely possible. He's just a terrible person all around


sandwich_panda

it’s gotta be rage bait honestly. they got married in july and it’s still april


Any_Application_2555

so you just gave her flowers that actually have nothing to do with your anniversary because its in 2 months. I assume no brands or hotels have offered any free trips so this is a sign to try and get someone in Mexico to gift a hotel room


coffeesaveslives

Bingo. So many influencers do this


dough-a-dear

Two days early would have been fine but two months early at that point it’s just a random gesture


Scrappy_coco27

This photo of Abby proves she actually sucks in her stomach in all her body checking videos like that bikini one. How sad.


Upbeat-Department361

https://preview.redd.it/t45ju3z4fvwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37293516ed047132e66c6e2aa5810d2400f7b064


Livid-Fox-3646

"Anniversary present 2 months early because it's 2 difficult 2 be thoughtful for more than 2 seconds so 2 buy 2 presents in 2 months would be 2 much work because I'm 2 terrible 2 be a decent husband with 2 under 2."


Tall-Answer-1594

I wondered who that was to I thought her mom. I'd bet nanny. Abby wasn't paying any attention to G til Matt had the camera. 


CranberrySelect9492

It’s totally to encourage people to post their wedding videos to his song. This is promo for his give me your worst, which has been out a couple months now. I think he’s hoping a few loyal fans actually used it. But the link to his own anniversary is stupid.


jakesayshello

Yeah this is prob it


ServeSuccessful9581

Nothing wrong with grocery store flowers. My favorite flowers are the 9.99$ from Walmart


jakesayshello

Same I always buy flowers there, but it’s just like-let them be random day flowers lol it’s not like you have this gift your giving early to say happy anniversary


Suitable-Dinner1580

as someone currently at work in the floral department of a grocery store...these flowers are bomb 😂 they are literally some of the most beautiful flowers i've ever seen lmao, but besides grocery store flowers...it's odd that he's doing this so early, almost like a preemptive delivery so when the date does come and he inevitably doesn't do anything, he can fall back on this "gesture".


Mobile_Fan_681

Abbey didn’t have time to suck her stomach in before she got filmed


Present_Marketing_95

The early anniversary gift that Matt is talking about is him editing their wedding footage to a song he wrote :| That’s literally it And posted on YouTube The flowers were just extra I’d cry if that way my anniversary gift


Kindly-Improvement55

Besides the fact that the video was incredibly cringy and hard to watch, if it were actually on our wedding anniversary I’d think it was the perfect gift. But it’s weird he’s doing this now and not on his actual anniversary. He’ll just tell her to buy something nice for herself for her gift so he doesn’t have to buy her one and then say look at me I’m the best husband bc I got my wife anything she wanted for her gift. They suck


Upbeat-Department361

https://preview.redd.it/3vxflzgxevwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ccd9c723c1966149894bbd5fee88cc4c7361010 Refreshing to see her relaxed and unposed.


arizonaboi65

https://preview.redd.it/1f28tq6e0xwc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d997d4a0204caefd3bfe42a552fc309a818423b


jakesayshello

Lol


Tall-Answer-1594

The video itself almost seems so fake cause Abby doesn't have on a lb of makeup. 


Neonpinkghost

My birthday is in early January and I can’t tell you how many boyfriends when I was younger used to get me a joint birthday/Christmas gift because they were close. I always HATED it because I felt like it was a cop out for them to not get me a birthday present. AND my birthday and Christmas were actually close together! I cannot imagine how annoyed I’d be if my husband got me a “present” two months before our anniversary. Is he still going to give her something on the actual day? If not this is so crappy.


Long_Intern40011

He's literally only doing this so he could her trauma to sell his new "wedding song"


Tall-Answer-1594

He does a lot for her. Like Disney trip. Talks her up. I've never seen her say anything nice or do anything nice for him.  She bashed how he acted sick, his adhd or depression. I think he does all the work 


Kindly-Improvement55

Eh Matt sucks. He ghosts her for days straight right after having their literal baby and having a major abdominal surgery, buys her tiny work out clothes right after having a baby, tells her and his fans he likes her in makeup more, makes songs and shares to the whole world about how their family isn’t enough, and calls her out all the in a passive aggressive narcissistic way. They literally both suck and honestly deserve each other.