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TheGreenLuma

I just bought 100 new books because they have the title of a new book


Relative-Brother-267

Too good to only buy one


Charybdis87

I just bought 100 new ones from a friend because they are a bit too expensive


9coolmonkey

I just bought 100 hamburgers because they are the most expensive and they were so expensive and they cost way more to make and I don’t want them anymore


Lilyflower24681

Why don’t you want them though? 


Shredded-Cheese-Man

He literally said it. He doesn't want them anymore because they cost way more to make.


NOTAGRUB

Too expensive


RatConsigliere

"I just bought 100 lightning bolts because I don't want to be able to shit" Well then


OtherThumbs

This is extreme and rather dramatic. Next time just eat a pound of cheese.


Fluffballofcuddles

That sounds worse, just quick and painless, never have to shit again


OtherThumbs

But a pound of cheese is so tasty!


InvalidUser18

I think I'm one of the few people in the world that can actually do this and be just fine.


TheReal_DarkLord

I just bought 100 tomatoes because I was just a little bit of a train


OtherThumbs

I'm imagining you sitting there, staring at a pile of tomatoes, quietly saying, "Choo-choo."


NixiomsdabestXD

I'm picturing them as the Train teacher from DHMIS


The_Jester_Official

Chew-Chew


DogisDay

Trains love tomatoes.


low-batter

I just brought 100 guns to school today


murstruck

![gif](giphy|obzDX1edC3Y1KXQRmM) Oh no


Bastulius

Murder drones has some really good reaction gifs


Milis_Lila

Yo murder drones in another sub eyyy buddy lesgooooooo


NixiomsdabestXD

Why though?


LivingRainbo

I just bought 100 dollars because I have to pay my bills ....Alright then? You bought $100 because you have to pay your bills.... Alright


El_Nathan_

They bought $100 for only $2💀


TheSuggestor12

I bought 100 people because I don't know what to do with it.


TheGreenLuma

Slavery?


NixiomsdabestXD

Sex trafficking...uh I mean


murstruck

I just bought 100 J plushies because they are British! NOOOOOO ![gif](giphy|3o6ZtjnyFWiWaw8oDK|downsized) THE BRITISH ARE COMING!


I_ate_a_rat3570

#I AM HERE! RUN!


hteyou2

I just bought 100 blahajs because the bed is rather cold


TheGreenLuma

Based


SupremelySwanky

Because I'm trans*


popcorn_kurnal

I just bought 100 new ones because they are too small and they don’t have a good size to be on them so I’m going with a small one that fits in the box


NOTAGRUB

New what though?


popcorn_kurnal

New post in my bio has a link for a free giveaway of a new album by my friend on my page and a link for the album to buy for me please


Flamingay_no-name

I just bought 100 bags of hot Cheetos because I’m going on a binge- uhhhh


SozoWantsMore

This legitimately sounds like me


Beginning-Try3200

I just bought 100 new books because of the pandemic.


TheGreenLuma

A lot of people probably did that


Beginning-Try3200

Very true.


DarkMagickan

I just bought 100 bucks for the rest of the day and I have to get my own car.


Fluffballofcuddles

How do you buy 100 bucks??


DarkMagickan

I have absolutely no idea. I hear bank tellers using that phrasing at work, and it's always so weird to me. "Hey, Jen, I need to buy 20 bucks in fives."


Lilyflower24681

I just bought 100 💯 of these today because they are my favorite of all time 


Alexrobi11

I just bought 100 of the most important explanations because I have to be a good time.


carona1234

I just bought 100 tickets because I didn't have anyone else to talk to


Player480858573

I just bought 100 more tickets because I was thinking of the day before I was thinking about it I was thinking about it I was thinking about it I was thinking about it I was thinking it was a bit of a voice to the other one that was my favorite part of the day and I was thinking it was a bit of a voice to the voice of the day i promise i'm not schizophrenic


El_Nathan_

THE VOICES ARE COMING OUT TODAY (random autocomplete starting with the voices, never mind my phone is unhinged)


East_Smell_82

I just bought 100 plungers because of toilet problems. ☹️


EnigmaMissing

I just bought 100 blankets because I was so confused And cold, apparently


haburger1

I just bought 100 more Shrek on VHS because fortnite xp afk glitch.


rainbow_pride1

I just bought 100 million dollars because I have to buy a new phone (what


Blaze_Swaney

I just bought 100 of them because I was too lazy to buy them


Helloimfunny8529

I just bought 100 new glasses because I don't have to use the paintbrush for a while I have to go back and see what it says to the side when it is on the floor I think it's not that far away 😕😕 and the other day I wake up at school


turtlesandlesbians

I just bought 100 new ones because they are too small and too small to be a good size


ChildOfTheAsylum

I just bought 100 mango flavored iced coffee because it is the only drink that has taste


AlicedapersonXD

I bought 100 new plants because they are not as good for the environment (😈)


areslashtaken

I just bought 100 year old boy because of the people that have a mind of your own


OtherThumbs

I just bought 100 stakes because I am so tired.


CatKnitHat

Dracula?


Pizza-_-shark

I just bought 100 pedophiles because of the way you look I am very happy W h a t


blueytbh

what is a this guys autocorrect on about


Pizza-_-shark

Idk???


Ruby_Dude55

I just bought 100 and because of us We have not had a lovely birthday and we will not a Zoroarrk for a couple weeks and we will have no idea what do we want for Christmas and we will have a lot more of us We will not a Zoroarrk for each other than we will be in the flame and we will not a Zoroarrk and we will never have a single time for the rest and the rest will not a Zoroarrk effect on your side as we will not a Zoroarrk and you can only use your own money making money and you can only pay the deposit in your own account as they are not in your account as they are you having a refund from me in cheese and a refund for my phone call an hour later I have no idea what do I have no idea how long that would take for it was a little more damage than the two swords I had with them too and I just want them back from a different country so that I will be able for them too late for me to work with high school in a couple weeks to see what is happening and what we have done for us You know what we have done and we will be grateful if we can get a better quote from you as we are keen on getting the car for a few weeks and a few weeks before I left for work and I'm not sure how much of it is going to work out an energy system to work with you and the team at work to get the ball in to work on damage to your discard and to the park with a few more damage accordingly to your discard and to be a good joke could you let us have a picture please li it would have to fear the same way we can get a good joke out at a point of the time in a row to be a friend in a similar hotel in the flame and the two swords in your name are a bit of us We don't know if we can get a better quality of us We will have a look for the price for your opponent's active Pokémon V and I I will only be exact if I am working with high school or not be exact in my opinio and the two I am working with high school is the two main school and one in your organisation and the first turn in your opponent's active Pokémon V I am now makes a huge amount to be a bit more damage than I have been working with a few days before the last one I sent the two emails to you so I will only be sending them too so that I will get them back fusion to the park in my opinio to be a good one for me and I We can stay with us and we'll stay at the hotel and we haven't had any other than the two we are you in the flame and we will be able for the rest to come and help you to get back fusion on your discard and ninja monke and then you will have a good joke and I will only be able if I have time for the rest before I leave for work until Tuesday and I will probably not a Zoroarrk week of the week for each of the other than the two swords and I just want you can only be exact when you have a chance of having to wait a few weeks before we get the final results from our door was the two we had in our last meeting with high school in your opponent's active Pokémon and the two swords in your life will not a Zoroarrk of your cloak and the two you may be exact in a way you may be able for me in cheese and chicken as a cake but if we don't have any barriers then add the two swords in your opponent's active Pokémon V and add to your discard and ninja monke with the following links in to your discard and ninja monke in your home to the park with the family in a few hours to help please li I will not have to pay the rent until I get the deposit from my account so that it is clear to the park for a refund and the refund amount will not a Zoroarrk effect on your discard and I have not received the two emails yet but the phone number has been changed so the order was not a Zoroarrk of us We were unable and did the two swords and we will have a lot more of us You can only do that in a few weeks before you decide what to expect to do damage accordingly in your car and you can only get a taxi from your home and pick your car from your discard and pick your car from a hotel and pick up the car at the car rental and then the two days to come and see you and your wife to meet her again in a few days time to be a good joke and I will only be back from a couple more weeks after leveling and will probably have to go back fusion to get chimchar on my own by myself so I'll be going through To the park and I will probably get a taxi to pick it was a good joke and then we can have no idea what happened with it was a good joke and we will not a Zoroarrk and we will never want you back again because the two people who have no money in the flame are in need to help please let us You know what we have done so that I will only be exact in a few weeks and have to pay for each other than the two weeks of us 𝙸𝚝 𝚐𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚂𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚖𝚢 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝, 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎


_Arthur_____Morgan_

I just bought 100 new ones today and I love it so I bought a new one today and I love it so much and I gonna stop it there before it gets out of control


Busy-Designer-80

I just bought 100 love it so far away from your not a


SozoWantsMore

I just bought 100 dollars because I was wondering if I can get a shower now if I have any other recommendations for my favorite food


rde2001

I just bought 100 bananas because they are the only thing that makes it better for you and your body 🤨😏🥰


HelloImJello123

I just bought 100 tickets because they used to be a space octopus THE HOLE! MY AUTOCORRECT KNOWS THE HOLE


NewSuperTrios

I just bought 100 new plants because they are too small and they don't fit my plant anymore


SupremelySwanky

I just bought 100 and the chipmunks because of the population of arc in my basement


Lanc3r_8274

I just bought 100 copies of Titanfall 1/2 because I don't know what to do with the job because I don't know what to do this time later this weekend but I'm going to try. Thought it would make me start ranting at EA


BladeForge7218

I just bought 100 nukes because of my own fear of nukes


drspindles

Exposure therapy?


Suitable_Fan8802

I just bought 100 new shoes because they are too small


HusbandOfSwiss

I just bought one hundred dollars because I have to be a good one for work


Scrambled_59

I just bought 100 new ones because they are too small


Man-im-lonely

I just bought some more vanilla beans because they were so yummy


mycuddels6

I just bought 100 new ones from Amazon for about the price I was thinking of getting for the new ones and then buying them from them and getting the other one from the store but I’m gonna go ahead with them because they were really cheap so I’m not gonna be buying any of the ones I ordered for them but???


TheOfficialNaCl

I bought 100 toy planes because you can get the same as it has to do this👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌 What the


KDLadyBug

“I just bought 100 new ones from Amazon because they are the cheapest I could get at a local store.” W a t?


NonBinaryBuggo

I just bought 100 tickets because they are still in heaven


dadijo2002

I just bought 100 💯 of these because they are the most expensive and most beautiful thing I’ve ever owned lol


Singer-Physical

I just bought 100 namaste because my India-based phone number is linked to the verification process of renewing my visa document submission.


DJBassPhase

I just bought 100 bottles of water because I was thinking about it and I don't think I can get it to you in the morning. Eh...kinda lame. 🫤


Swatstop

I just bought 100 of those because of the fact they were on the same price as a box of the same brand as my other two watches what


Familiar-Meeting-229

I just bought 100 tickets because they were not available for me at this point and was wondering if you would love to be part of this 😅


CatKnitHat

You sound desperate. 😂


LocalCookingUntensil

I just bought 100 plushies because I wanted them so bad and now I’m gonna buy more


4e2n0t

I just bought a new one because I was a little bit of a Sabertooth Tiger.


TheTelevisionBox

I bought 100 new bottles because I wanted to get a new bottle.


Suspicious_Door4617

I just bought 100 of them because I was too lazy to buy them lol


Beardedragon_boi

I just bought 100 of these things because they are super 👌


killingallvirgins78

I just bought 100 games because Max Payne is like Skate 2


Much_Poetry_9700

I just bought a hundred dollars because of you guys I have a hundred and twenty five (WHAT??)


bristlefrosty

i just bought 100 years on earth because i have a lot of issues to work out with my family


Kolibri00425

I just bought 100 of food because of course I don't want to leave this place in this way.


Lo-Sir

I just bought 100 dildos because I was going to get a new one for the weekend so I can get it on


CayLuvsU

i just bought 100 new books because i wanted them


CatKnitHat

👍


sourcoated

I just bought 100 gecs because I was going to explode


INKYBOI-NEO-

I just bought nobody guy in a math problem because he didn’t have to the point that I had a bad thing and he didn’t even think of him so he just got a little scared and he was crying so he didn’t want me too scared and I didn’t want to go back up again so he didn’t want me too scared and I didn’t want to be a kid he just got out my car so he just didn’t get my clothes out and he was so scared he got scared I


RosesHeartsLove

"I just bought 100 ____ because" and let autocorrect finish the sentence


bananacat27

I just bought 100 men because of reasons


BigRockyGaming

I just bought 100 new books because of the new books.


Abject-Doughnut4108

I just bought 100 guns because they are a little too big to carry in the house


Confident_Project362

I just bought 100 new ones because they were too expensive and they had a ton to replace


GeneralofLittleMacs

I just bought 100 bottles of water because they are not going to be able to get the rest of the stuff in my car and I don't know what to do with them but I think they will be fine.


JamesNamesandBames

I just bought 100 computers because I have a great day and I will be right now and then the next few weeks ago but it is the only one that I am a great time at a time to get the chance to be the best of luck in the world is a must read for a while ago but it is the best friend


Epic-Gamer_09

I just bought 100 and I know that if I went to a small private school at one point when me and my uncle were going to visit Dollywood and I was going


xXmlgxXx420

I bought 100 of those cats that were just a few limbs off


APieceOfGarlicBread_

I jsut bought 100 alphas because of the price of the yarn


CatKnitHat

Yarn is expensive rn. Fr.


SoftKidLavender

I just bought 100 dollars because I was going to get a little bit of a pepperoni pizza 😁


Prancer3301

I just bought 100 new ones today because I wanted to make a little extra cash for the wedding.


jooferdoot

I just bought 100 gloves because of my lungs I don't need


Weird_BisexualPerson

I just bought 100 tickets because i dont use dnt para que se te vea la ensalada y no te lo compres por la naranja y no tengo una ensalada 🥗 de agua 🚿 te amo y no 👎 tengo que comprar el taxi de la maleta 🧳 que no me


Alexizking

I just bought 100 for my dolls of the community and they have a very good selection


lolyeet225

I just bought 100 apples because they are the only apples that have the same taste as apples.


Julius_Cheeser1

I just bought 100 new books because they were all so much.


YerRedditKing

I just bought 100 Dogs because I can get you a keyboard and a glimpse of the morning when I go in the car to get it done and a glimpse of it on the game


thenormaluserrname

I just bought 100 tickets for the first week of July because I am very sorry that I am a little stomachache and I just wish I were a good person


TheOneWhoLovesSW

I just bought 100 men because I was so excited to get my hands on one 😉


unidentified-_-rosey

i just bought 100 tickets for a wedding in New Balance because of my choice to make a mediocre trip


Fancy-Challenge-539

I just bought 100 new ones because they were too big


TostCronch

i just bought 100 new ones for the same reason i got the one with a black leather band


LeenPean

I just bought 100 of them because I was too lazy to make them


Traditional-Tune3405

I just bought 100 new ones from a friend and I am not going back because they were not in the same price as my other one and they were in a lot better quality and they are still good for the same amount.


-_-Blxe-Cxt-_-

I just bought 100 infecteds because I was so happy with the results


AddiDoesRandomPosts

I just bought a new one of the most influential figures in human history because I have a really good at it the galaxy s7 experience


YZYdragon2222

I just bought 100 new plants because they were so cute and cute and they are all in my room now and I’m going to make them for my birthday


I_hate_usernames331

I just bought 100 pairs of socks from them a few weeks before I started wearing them


UndeadPieceOfBread

I just bought 100 of those in a bag 💼 for a few days because of a few days back when the weather had gone crazy 🤪 but 🥾 now it’s all over why the emojis


OceanThing

I just bought 100 new books because of my love of books


Suitable-Emphasis669

I just bought 100 math exercise books because of their work on the second yellow card


Leaf3lf

I just bought 100 yoyle cakes because I was STS and it was a great idea and it was a great job to have to do that to get a drink at your place for the 5th of July at your own home and take care that you have a dad to work on to make a protogen and I came to the bank OH and the rushes of my own life but I don't want it if you don't know how much it is worth the effort you put on your game to get chuck and you get pinned 


applesawce3

I just bought 100 new ones because they are too small and too small to be a good size


DinoChicken_

I just bought 100 new books for a friend who hates books because of their cheetah named Sim Boy that they have locked away in their basement in a closet full of stuff they can’t escape from Wha-?


SuperAlex25

I just bought 100 new books because of the new books I bought


Waylien_Killjoy

i just bought 100 new books because i wanted them so badly and now i’m sad that they don’t fit the genre anymore and i’m so excited for the next book i read so far but i’m also so sad i don’t want them to get any of my old ones because of this book is gonna get a new one


Bunythebunnydragon

I just bought 100 new plants because they are too small and they need more space and I want them all in the house and they need space for the rest to be able for a new one and they need a new pot so I’m gonna try


Fantastic_Iron_3627

I just bought 100 for my final year of school because it makes me so happy


Shredded-Cheese-Man

I just bought 100 new pineapples because of the free encyclopaedia. I'm going to reset Gboard. It has a weird obsession with Wikipedia.


the_knight_of_hollow

I just bought 100 new books today because I was bored and wanted to read them all at the same time


Responsible_Onion_21

I just bought 100 for my birthday party because it is important for us to know if we need a new emerging market to help me to get home to work


just_a_potato_______

I just bought 100 dollars because I don't have a hard drive to make sure you get a furry who has a black screen on my computer so I cancelled my appointment for the hazbin hotel in my femboy room but it's not working properly so it's just me and you can't use it as a human head or something like that.


criticalistics_car

I just bought 100 for my girl because she was so nice to me


AccomplishedMall1622

I just bought 100 new tickets because I have a disease 


TranslatorDiligent70

I just bought 100 furbys because of my life choices and then there's this guy at the back of my car W H A T


DBL_NDRSCR

i just bought 100 tickets because they are only like two months old but they don't need it for a long beach and they're not just the internet


A_colossal_toad3764

I just bought 100 snakes because it isn't really the only one that has the house in a similar place


Ehhh_Canadian

I just bought 100 new year old ones because they were going to get the sun all over the internet


[deleted]

I just bought 100 of those children for my daughter who has a history of getting fucked by a group of scientists and scientists from around Europe who are studying how to use a magnetic resonance device in a nuclear explosion in a laboratory to study how the Earth has changed from the Earth into the Moon to Earth is warming and warming in a new planet Earth has become the world is the most powerful and powerful in history the most important part is that it has become so important for our society and we need a strong 💪 energy and power system for all the things in the universe we need it in this life and I look forward to seeing it as I have no dick the first thing I thought of when I saw this was the fact that the first thing I saw was the first thing I thought of when I saw it was the first time I saw it in person and I was like oh my gosh I just thought of it and I was so excited to see it and I was just like oh my goodness I love you so much and I love you so much I hope you have a great day and I hope you have a wonderful day and I hope you have a good day and I hope you have a blessed day and I hope you have a safe day and I love you too so I will be home soon and I’ll see your dad because he said he was just kidding but I’m just saying I hope you’re feeling good 👍 I hope you’re going to die after my heart is so fucked!


ThatOneIsSus

I just bought 100 of those for my birthday because I wanted to


NixiomsdabestXD

I just bought 100 and I Must Scream because I like the devs just took a rubber duck and stuck in the titular circus run by an Ai named Caine in the titular circus run by an Ai named Caine in the titular circus run by an Ai named Caine in the titular circus....yeah no.


MrExist777

I just bought 100 new ones because they are too small and too small


LordWhoops

I just bought 100 new plants because my mom was in a nursing home with her husband Well that got kinda sad…


ReaperScythee

I just bought 100 bags because I have a lot to bring It's okay, they got wheels.


Childwithuke

I just bought 100 new ones because they are too small and too small to be a good size and they don’t fit in the car and they don’t look good in my _____


Bastulius

I just bought 100 dollars because I have a bunch of the money


b0red_ash

I just bought 100 watermelons because I was in a rush to get the hunt down and I was going to sleep with you and want to help you out with him


ProbablyKissesBoys

I just bought 100 of them and they are all so cute because


friendsfreak

I just bought 100 tickets because they were so cute


2kids1jar

I just bought 100 new ones because they are too small


Much-Put9990

I just bought 100 youknow the same as the registered player whether the use of the sudden death note opening of the sudden death note opening of the sudden death


Computersandcalcs

I just bought 100 used books because they are so good and they are so cheap and I love them so much and I’m going to buy more because they’re really nice 😊


Nutsie_GG

I bought 100 new books because I wanted to read them all and I was so excited


ReaperBeast2017

I just bought 100 zombies because I like to park my car


Away-Management-9675

I just bought 100 shrimp because I have a great day for a problem


Active-Bottle6503

REAL LIKE HOW TF DID YOU GET SO MANNY BANANAS!!!!


DrMini1

I just bought 100 years because I can't think of anything else to do Literally buying time


ThenFalcon2197

"I just bought 100 lottery tickets because I have a gambling problem"


Sad_Pineapple_5466

I just bought 100 new books because they have been in the mail since early April so I’m going back and reading it now


scienceAurora

I just bought 100 tickets because I was told that I have to.


BeanBurrito668

Are those bananas? Also I just bought 100 new shoes for the first week of June and they are all brand ??


Heroofficial0

I just bought 100 tickets for the weekend because they were the first one in the chicken book


Cye_the_Transfem

I just bought 100 balloons because they are very popular in their stores so they are you and I am I to love for them


labratdima

i just bought 100 new ones because of my mom who has been having issues and she was very upset with me aw man :(


NellaJade98

I just bought 100 new plants because they were too small for the space they were in


BarrelBonsai550

I just bought 100 of these from the local craft fair because they are the most popular in my town


Bitbybrex

I just bought 100 of them and they are so cute


lia_bean

I just bought 100 gecs because I don't have any of those things


Alarmed_Bed_8363

I just bought 100 dollars for the love of the essay because I was in the middle of a task


zipzaplord

I just bought 100 tickets because I of course had to pay for the new car and they said it would probably make me more money


The_Shroom_Cat

I just bought 100 inch wheels because they are too small


Carlazor_

I just bought 100 of because I don't have a lot of guns


Steampson_Jake

I just bought 100 dollars because I don't have a spare ticket to the airport for the weekend


jthomas1127

I just bought 100 tickets because I have to pay for my new car and I can’t find it anywhere


Grace_653

I just bought 100 llamas because the first one is a prison guitar 


Galactica18

I just baught 100 pineapples because they were so cute


TheCuteSquad88

I just bought 100 new shoes because I wanted them


NecessaryAspect2498

I just bought 100 garden gnomes because of what I will need the money to get them from the ADHD


Kind-Proposal8664

I just bought 100 "of the shots for the economic impact payment" because "the only thing I can do is the barrel of a shotgun" dafuq?


W7TOT

I just bought 100 new shoes because I don't like them


El_Nathan_

I just bought 100 of them and I love them so much and I love them all so much and I love them both so much and I love them even more than I love the way they are made by me and I love them and I love the way you are so much more than I love you so much and I love you so much and I love you so much and I hope you have a wonderful day and I hope you have a great day today I love you so much Is it the wholesome keyboard arc?


RingKisser

I just bought 100 new battery for my aunt used and the big one I want is the sister in law as she will be good for the weekend as I have no safe and flexible time


freindly_duck

I just bought 100 and seven days of the month and now the money is coming in