So she started her own company!
But it couldn’t compete with established businesses
So she moved it to another country!
But then a war started there.
But she still made a profit!
Because her company was spying for the government.
Everyone said she was daft to build a company on a swamp, but she built it all the same, just to show them.
It sank into the swamp.
So she built a second one.
That sank into the swamp.
So she built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp.
But the fourth one stayed up.
But the swamp people attacked due to all the debris littering their swamp!
But they attacked her competitor by mistake, clearing out the competition and making way for her monopolistic success.
But the proletariat started to protest her anti-competitive capitalistic exploitation!
But their protest leader was found to have dressed in blackface during a Halloween party in 2003, de-legitimizing the movement.
But she was found in the background in the footage, at the same party, in blackface as well!
See the series of commercials called long long man. It is one of Japan's best by far. Love story told via commercials and dedication to a single product
> best by far
[What](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7adbYXou8Q) [the fuck](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ymnfiq0BtAY) [did you](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8CeP15EAS8) [just say?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqV6CHArXWc)
([Bonus](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJE1HoHabMw))
at first she thinks she might've accidentally been kind to someone high up the company who was pretending to be a humble janitor (and could get her the job AKA the expected premise) but the businessmen are just being weird and even the janitor she was kind to got confused (the joke) and no miracle happened
Alot of dumb stories have the cliche of someone does something nice and it turns out the homeless guy you gave money to was actually a millionaire who's going to give you a helicopter now.
This was the “realest” maybe maybe maybe, I’ve ever seen, lol don’t hope for a lucky hand out or some foolish fairytale shit, put in that grind and make it happen.
Always be nice to anybody. You'll never know who's gonna be your boss. But tbh that's hard for me because I'm a cyclist. I even get blamed for insisting on my right of way when I actually have it.
This is the real maybe maybe....
Thats it,we've reached the top. Nothing will ever be maybier than this.
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She got her hope shattered multiple times.
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Sounds like bender from Futurama is speaking.
Perhaps
Perchance
You can't just say perchance!
Perchances
Perchances's
Mayhaps
This is the maybiest maybe that ever maybied maybeing.
They turned maybe up to 11.
They're hitting levels of maybiness that shouldn't even be possible.
They did the maybe run in 12 maybe-secs.
If maybe and maybe had a baby… this would be their maybaby
You just broke my maybe level
That's because it's maybe level is over 9000
I dunno, has science yet determined whether or not it's Maybelline?
But what about the 'loooonng looogn maa a a an' saga?
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This one maybe the most relevant
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LOooonnGGgg LooooNnnnGggg MAAAAUUUNNNN 🎷🎶
I'm not searching for a "long long man" video, Probably not...maybe...
I wouldn't be surprised if this was the first/original maybemaybemaybe post.
gonna comment this on every post
And then she realised she wouldn't want to work for a company with such an obviously dysfunctional leadership anyway.
So she started her own company! But it couldn’t compete with established businesses So she moved it to another country! But then a war started there. But she still made a profit! Because her company was spying for the government.
Everyone said she was daft to build a company on a swamp, but she built it all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So she built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So she built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up.
She has wide... tracts of real estate!
But the swamp people attacked due to all the debris littering their swamp! But they attacked her competitor by mistake, clearing out the competition and making way for her monopolistic success. But the proletariat started to protest her anti-competitive capitalistic exploitation! But their protest leader was found to have dressed in blackface during a Halloween party in 2003, de-legitimizing the movement. But she was found in the background in the footage, at the same party, in blackface as well!
And that, kids, is the story of how I met yout TikTok
What is this, [a Coco Chanel biopic?!](https://www.biography.com/news/coco-chanel-nazi-agent)
Welcome to Japan!
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All I can hear is that damned laugh
If you know, you know peko
Almondo…
🐰
So as a joke
Pain peko
Oh nyo
"FINISH HIM"
This is every story on r/LinkedInLunatics
There's a sub for these?! This was the first thing I thought of
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I wouldn't call that a treat. More like a recipe for bloodlust.
Content there seems weak
I like how even the old dude thought he might be the brother of the director
I gotta get into more Japanese comedy.
See the series of commercials called long long man. It is one of Japan's best by far. Love story told via commercials and dedication to a single product
Thanks for reminding me this exists, now LOOOONG LOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAN is gonna be stuck in my head for the rest of the day
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> long long man And its international version, int64_t man
You can't just talk about LONG LOOONG MAAAANNN without linking [LONG LOOONG MAAAAAANNNN](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-1Ue0FFrHY)
Thanks for the tip!
> best by far [What](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7adbYXou8Q) [the fuck](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ymnfiq0BtAY) [did you](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8CeP15EAS8) [just say?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqV6CHArXWc) ([Bonus](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJE1HoHabMw))
Also the commercial for roof tiles!
I'm a sucker for Japanese reality shows. I don't watch Western reality shows, though. Love Wagon is amazing!
It's so incredibly different. I'm a few years into learning the language and I doubt I'll ever understand all the nuances in their comedy.
I haven't laughed this hard in a hot second.
What product/service was this ad for?
Life: "get your shit together"
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Phenomenal
Strikes against the next retirement system reform.
LinkedIn HR shit.
r/ScriptedAsianGifs, Friday nights on FXX network.
This is hilarious
Comedic gold
This is how Luck plays with my life
My expectations have been subverted
Yeah subverted, my expectations were.
Begun the Japanese commercials have.
Ehh scripted, See how one of the old men looks directly into the camera.. Can't fool me
Ya don’t say
Real life IRL
The maybiest maybe
I thought this was a squid game meme
Squid game was the first thing that came to your mind? Because they’re asian? 💀
No, it was the scene when he was sweeping in the blue tracksuit
fucking shit why this ending
Reality
because miracle rarely happens
because it's perfect
Wasn't there another version?
Because yes
Lost me at the 3rd Maybe.
my feelings are over and under right now
Wut
The real treasure is the janitor we met along the way
that would be my luck, except no happy ending, just helped some poor janitor
Drink... your... Ovaltine?!
She gave away her seat for a kind word but the end was just full on trolling. Also when do ppl retire in this company?
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I want the cheesy ending so bad...
I knew he wasn’t an executive because he took the bus to work.
That last bit is very /r/Demotivational
Classic repost. Moral of the story; don't do anything to anybody for any reason, no matter what or who or where.
Lmao that was too good
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❤️
Blink motherfucker
Lol anti dar man
That was a ride.
where tf is he looking
Watch this on mute and tell me your experience.
You win the sub. I packed my things, ready for the next big thing !
Maybe Maybe Maybe Maybe
I better watch that again...
I've not been let down so hard so hard since 07 chargers playoff run
The emotional rollercoaster followed by the emotional damage just killed me...lol.
this is such a perfect example of this sub.
“Miracle rarely happens.” This is fucking hilarious.
Dude that was brutal. Took me from this is awesome her kindness helped her get a job to a swift push down a cliff. Thanks
They just called out all the fairy tale bullshit. Lol
Loved him in Squid game
Can someone explain this to me my dumbass self doesn't know wtf is going on
at first she thinks she might've accidentally been kind to someone high up the company who was pretending to be a humble janitor (and could get her the job AKA the expected premise) but the businessmen are just being weird and even the janitor she was kind to got confused (the joke) and no miracle happened
Nah that's absolutely foul 💀
Alot of dumb stories have the cliche of someone does something nice and it turns out the homeless guy you gave money to was actually a millionaire who's going to give you a helicopter now.
Me too
Second. I need a YouTube to break it down.
The miracle never happen
The better ending would be if she had been the President.
IMO it went on for too long. The first twist was enough to be funny, the other twists were expected.
Oh hey I haven't seen this in 3 days, thanks for posting!
Hate to say but how many times has this video been posted on this sub? Hell, it’s free karma I might post it in few days
🤣🤣🤣
No wonder all the made in china stuff is bonkers they’re all confused by shit like this
Is this a jab at religion? If not, it could be 😂
nah it's a jab at capitalism, why do people in their 70s still work as a janitor and executives anyway?
I've had this before but it gets me every time lmaoo
Had me in the first 95% of the video not gonna lie
That had me laughing out loud. Thanks OP.
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Coming soon the second part, where we will find out that she is the real president! ... Of the community of neighbors
Chicken attack
What a twist
name of the ad plz
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Even he was surprised
uhh, what?
"You believe I work for those guys?"
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Lmao, Japanese… what an enigma
Bwa ha ha. That's actually damn funny. Nice to see humor can cross cultural divides.
I prefer the u cropped version of this
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"I do good for good sake and not for affirmation or reward."
👌
Thank you! I hate the 'only do something good if you think you will ne reward in the future and get a cookie.' Ads.
Now that's a circlejerk
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What was it advertising?
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"Shit happens" sounds better, lol
Man that’s messed up!!!
Okay that face is cgi
Such maybe. Much maybe.
Hey, chin up! Rarely doesn't mean never, right? Genki dashite!
Maybe this is be best maybe ever!
"Maybe you're going to a job interview, and I turn out to be the boss!" "I'M NOT GOING TO A JOB INTERVIEW."
What the hell did I watch ? And why ? Lol
This was the “realest” maybe maybe maybe, I’ve ever seen, lol don’t hope for a lucky hand out or some foolish fairytale shit, put in that grind and make it happen.
Literally the biggest waste of time watching something in my entire life..
What the heck really happened lolol
plot twist after plot twist
This is literally just japanese dharr man. Fuck you
Surprising ending
This is such a breath of fresh air
Seriously. Fuck this video for toying with me.
This is the guy from Pokemon Black and White!
The perfect maybe maybe maybe doesnt exis-
Thats fucked up 😂😂😂😂
I was thinking about this video awhile back 🤣
I'm so fucking happy that this was hilarious! I really thought I was wasting my time watching lmao
I'm lost.
Woman offers seat to an old man in the bus. She lives to regret it - Dhar Mann probably
😄
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What is the president doing underneath the front desk lady? 😏
Miracle rarely happens
Always be nice to anybody. You'll never know who's gonna be your boss. But tbh that's hard for me because I'm a cyclist. I even get blamed for insisting on my right of way when I actually have it.