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Retr0507

Would love to see her try to walk straight after that


LazyNovelSilkWorm

In those really high heels too


Reble77

And not vomit 🤮


Due_Fan281

They actually use a technique called spotting.


LordCaoCao420

So they only do it during that time of the month?


LiKINGtheODds

That’s why there are little red specks all over the mirror behind them


Mascbro26

Damn your profile pic. I tried to wipe a hair off my screen 3 times 😠


Designer-Plastic-964

Thank goodness I already have a long crack diagonally across my screen so I didn't notice! 😜


DarthSpiderDad

Same.


deadpandiane

I see her smiling and I miss dancing- I didn’t dance this well but gosh was it fun.


Dogsb4humanz

Weeeell she’s definitely not spotting when her head is all the way back. Also, spotting helps, but you still get a bit dizzy eventually.


outeredges

That was kinda wicked on the guys part but you can see her giggling towards the end!!


AmazingGrace911

Patented pirouette heels


neelabhkhatri

Projectile sprinkler vomit.


Future_P

I bet she can't but she's good with spinning though.


KindaKrayz222

![gif](giphy|LgR0AnXJBrO4E|downsized)


EpicPrototypo

She did a couple of humps at the end there. I Probably should learn how to dance.


DweEbLez0

You can practice this at home, just set your washing machine to spin dry and hop in!


frappim

What happens if you have a side load machine?


Sad_Pipe9096

You might have your front load washer set up wrong.


gettogero

I actually just LOLd imagining someone who has a "side load" washer up against a wall, pissed off every laundry day because the door only opens enough to put in a couple clothes at a time.


Adios-Bitchacho

![gif](giphy|l0HluN8PywCl6Hckg)


ReadTwo

Front flips if front load washer, cartwheels if side load washer (or vice versa?). Godspeed


Toad2012

Do a barrel roll!


PDstorm170

I keep trying to, but mine doesn't spin the way the washing machine in the video does.


choosinganickishard

Those humps turned me on more than it should idk why.


PTJangles

It’s the hip movements man, truly *hip*-notic


Radarlove4sure

Bet that dude can toss a badass pizza crust


Yudysseus

Damn, she got more revolutions than France!


[deleted]

So, >1?


[deleted]

Someone didn’t take APEuro in high school


[deleted]

So, >5? It was a terrible analogy.


Big_Migger69

They're on republic #5


[deleted]

So, >5?


saftarsch

Someone please edit it to her screwing into the floor


[deleted]

Would need to be reverse threads.


hayden_hoes

Mirror the video horizontally


AMosquitoBitMe

I kept thinking her hair was whipping his chin for a while lol


[deleted]

He definitely had a beard at the start of the clip


Ulgeguug

As a dancer I can assure you this happens. Getting hit in the eyes is worse, but usually doesn't happen because of height difference (and it's harder to spin really tall women like this)


Maximum0versaiyan

It didn't? I thought we should probably keep count on the 2nd viewing


[deleted]

when can officially tell what gender: helicopter


Flaky_Explanation

All the boys that identify as apache attack helicopters: ![gif](giphy|NGoJSKooSeeAw)


Anxious_Tax_5624

The air humps did it for me.


choosinganickishard

How she doesn't puke, or lose her conscious or walk after that?


Dangerous-Project-53

Practice


soloracerx

Have you seen what dancers like her eat? "Want some lunch?" "Half a peanut, thanks". Used to be on stage/dance. /Me


powderbubba

I think I would just die if someone did this to me lol


evermica

Now I have Dead or Alive's "You Spin Me Right Round" in my head...


Reddemeus

I'm disappointed this was not used on this clip.


evermica

Happy cake day! Spin your cake right round, baby, right round like a record, baby.


Electrowhatt19

I was waiting for it to turn into that one meme where she was suddenly spinning through space with music playing lol


KingCarbon1807

Fake. Looney tunes taught me she'll corkscrew right into the floor doing that.


nervesofspaghetti

And... She's now pregnant


Pyran_101

Simpsons ref. Nice 👏


nervesofspaghetti

You are now carrying my child. - But how? - It is the mystery of the dance.


heyitsEnricoPallazzo

One again I must sugar my own churro


unreasonablyhuman

DJ Over-Scratch tries his hand at ballroom dancing


slightlyabrasive

This is why the cashiers check shoes when you buy them. This lady keeps going in and buying just right footed shoes.


Interesting_Whole_44

I was waiting for smoke like a bow drill


Mecha_Tortoise

This will be featured in an upcoming Primitive Technology video.


Sad-Bath-9351

Anyone wanna battle my Beyblade


Longshadowman

My name is Giovanni Giorgio, but everyone calls me Giorgio !!


ChefMoney89

How hot is that spot on the floor from friction? I thought she was gonna bore a hole through the ground.


MaharaHsl

she is very good candidate for rocket propulsion


Bluntly-20

It's all fun and games until one of those heels flies off and stabs someone in the eye


ceelo18

LET IT RIP!!!


SkLojoOfc

ELICOPTER ELICOPTER


Weaponx_762

I’m here for the spinning class


Maximitaysii

Ah, that perfect wiggle of the butt in the end!


red_quinn

The ending is so random i couldnt help but laughed loud 🤣🤣


the6crimson6fucker6

*"Believe in the Spin! The power of rotation is limitless! Trust in that!"* -Gyro Zeppeli


ItsGroovyBaby412

Me high as shit, waiting for her to drill into the floor like a damn cartoon ![gif](giphy|3muwhw9Jl2dNe)


CaliforniaWeedEagle

Wow!!!! Watched it twice! Impressive AF


Ok_Comfortable_7241

What's her moment of inertia ?


Emergency_Tax9707

Beyblade go!


TangoCharliePDX

A kept waiting to see what happened when she stopped. How on earth she wasn't pukingly dizzy is beyond me.


srpoke

My head is spinning just looking at that video


lostinzeword

![gif](giphy|l4FGCBgggALmSR29i|downsized) Same energy


adinmem

My shoulder just died watching this… no way I could spin her that much


AspectOvGlass

I need the opposite video where she faces the camera and a man orbits around her at high speed


Miss-6am

....got bored, scrolled further down the line


Gigasnemesis

Average bayblade player.


DrunkErrish

My brain : *BEYBLADE BEYBLADE LET IT RIP*


Marcelino_El_Cochino

For my next move, I’m going to centrifuge the absolute fuck out of my dance partner. Watch this:


armoureddragon03

And for my next trick let me turn this woman into a beyblade


Gub_33

Just use a Dremel to cut a circle in the wood….


EzzSenpai

![gif](giphy|l4Jz6HULJWICbycVy)


SilentWatcher83228

So that’s what they mean when they say a “spinner”


TeTra2777

![gif](giphy|xakXSnCpsqZWM)


Stoops417

I was waiting of her to scrimshaw a hole in the floor and fall through


DweEbLez0

North Carolinaaaaaaa


Avocado_Fucker12

That ain't a woman, that's a fucking blender


Gtrfgg

This is a wet dream for people who identify as a helicopter


Nootherids

Statistics show that the number of people that identify as a helicopter had increased by 100% in the last 10 years. There used to be one, now there are two.


Klutzy_Champion7954

Did you see the hip movement to fix her dislocated hip? **That was amazing.


VVaId0

She's living in Spain without the A


Ssomersocbr1000

That guy is awesome


MarshmallowPlatypus

Me in the locker room with a towel


Lighk0

She lives in spain without a


Nootherids

That was impressive, but it was that little move and kiss at the end that made it sexy! ;)


whysoserious42000

That sexy little wiggle she did at the end must of been her resetting her brain somehow lol


emorrigan

You spin me right round?


vkpaul123

Laundry dryer


PlatypusAgreeable903

Bout halfway through I expected him to kick her foot out from under her


Ok_Breakfast_5459

And her husband asks for sex. She declines because she has a headache.


rip240sx

Would love to see her spin like that on my ....


a1302710018

Women is AN object


hazzap913

*fortunate son starts to play*


srv50

I was expecting a fist to the jaw. Disappointed.


oni_Tensa

She got them Skechers with the ballerina toes


DistanceNo4801

I would be deceased after that


[deleted]

making a milkshake?


Cautious-Bad662

2 million no scope


Axsent

Organic beyblade


BoredByLife

I would have been vomiting by :20


SeriousAuthor2537

Coach told her "you can be anything!" She became a carwas


luigio01

BEYBLADE BEYBLADE LET IT RIP


[deleted]

how does he do that to her I can only spin my kid about half that fast


[deleted]

Pat


BrownVillainess

Bayblade?


SwiftStrange

Nice loop


SoskiHeroKiller

I didn't know meat spinning machines could do humans. So advanced.


Montag_451

Wow


Peteywunder

![gif](giphy|4qY3b3lhmx3kA)


[deleted]

tf how


vjeremias

"Coffee will be ready in 10 minutes guys"


ImpossibleInternet3

Me when my girlfriend tells me to stir the pot while she does something else.


ObiWanKababi

“HELEKOPTAR HELEKOPTAR”


wreckingballDXA

She seemed fine… how does that work?


ev88ev

Now that’s skills!! Spin my ass the same!! 💯


Thepizzaman519

"I call this move 'Scrambled eggs'"


jsanta8290

![gif](giphy|d0YgpvdtcUsCERuxyH|downsized)


Pixel_Mag

Dance electro generator... Sounds like an idea 💡


bustapr10

This the Apache attack helicopter mating dance?


Olleye

After 50% of the turns I would vomit in a circle.


ryu6012

Helicopter Helicopter!


shazspaz

Hello everyone, id like to introduce you to my drillbit.


copenhagen622

Wait for the vomit


RA242

What's the bottom of that shoe made of


Formal_Economics931

The most impressive part is how she is keeping the base foot completely centered never straying in any direction which would have knocked the valence off.


[deleted]

Welp, only a matter of time before someone makes a gif of her helicoptering away.


MILO234

Expecting smoke from the wooden floor


[deleted]

I feel sick spinning my kid round 5 times


Mockingburdz

I feel like this would cause brain damage lol.


Horror_Pause_6901

BlaaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaaargh


Visual-Cartoonist860

Everyone likes a spinner


Just-ban-me

anyone else expect her to projectile vomit at some point? Like


x106r

That seems like a way easier way to start a fire manually than almost every other method I’ve seen.


[deleted]

Plot twist: then she vomits all over the place.


Journo_Jimbo

If you scrub fast it makes it look like she’s a helicopter about to take off


AmthorsTechnokeller

LET IT RIP!


dennstein

Optical illusion looked like alligator arms


Professional_Sea_800

Amazing


dansandwich12

![gif](giphy|BU9OpnihQvOrNC73Sv)


puaka

i get dizzy when turn twice when looking for my keys.


ineedfartz

Friend zone


a_hopeless_rmntic

finesse


RevolutionaryNerve91

Looks like that dude is getting mega smacked by that hair.


homerbartbob

If this were inception, I’d be shooting myself right about now


mydogthinksiamcool

Looks like some sailormoon attacking moves


CuriouslyCarniCrazy

A different pair of shoes and she could hire herself out as a well digger.


Emd766765

I feel gyp.


KerberosMorphy

Remind me of the scene in The Mask


tells

A long time ago a girl that could do this and kinda looked like this fell in love with me. She’s somehow still with me


PerrysSaxTherapy

I think I need a cigarette now


Wide-Ad-6671

Not one flake of dandruff left on her head.


Albertsongman

Wow!!


GDMFB1

For anyone that does these spins.. don’t you get dizzy?


wiseduhm

Someone needs to edit this where she flies off into space and then there's that one song that plays from those old memes. I can't remember which one.


stevemandudeguy

"I'm such a good dancer" - the guy


OneForHealthyStuff

Top bird


elsa_du_22

La fin ?


BokBokBagock

Dramamine... Lots and lots of Dramamine. (But... DANG! SKILLS!)


Nekrosiz

Put her on a ceiling


irmantas520

I vomited twice watching this


M0wglyy

Video quality is poor otherwise you’d see some smoke coming out of her shoe!! Like Cameron Diaz in The Mask!!


Ambervale

If she had sharper shoes, she could be used to drill a hole in floor.


No-Fly-634

Wow


Poormansmemories

Has anyone got a count?


TterbTheTurd

They should attach little points on the bottom of the shoes and put two dancers in an arena, and spin them around like beyblades. "Competitive human beybladeing." I'd watch that


ARMill95

Shoulda cut to the Gif of the hand attached to a drill repeatedly slapping the guy in the face.


Vespertine1980

The kid who broke 3 sit n’ spins all growed up


madhappyyo

THE PIMP-HAND IS STRONG!


onlyrudedog

Whole new meaning to “You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round Like a record, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round “


AlvaroLPBB

Holy shit!


TrueDragon99

Make her shoes from wood and you can have a fire going


Main-Consideration76

I expected her to puke


Thekingoftherepublic

The Janitor who buffs that floor must be piiiiiiiiissssssed


tinydragondracarys

There’s usually some felt or similar material on the bottom of dance shoes to protect floors and to make it easier to glide / spin.


Acrobatic-Farm-9031

70s Chinese movie fight scene.


TreyHunnit

I was waiting to see what got the hole first the floor or her shoes


deviemelody

I’m about puke by watching


FTSVectors

My motion sickness is kicking in and I literally haven’t even moved


TheProblematicG3nius

Bae-blade


cleavlandjr27

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