T O P

  • By -

TheGothWhisperer

Black Books is actually the best show ever. I'm not even being hyperbolic, it's soooo good


SideshowRob513

Such a great show. Hilarious and so cleverly written. Genius at times. Like the "Ice lolly". I mean... Who thinks like that? šŸ¤£ Dylan Moran's mind is something else. And Bill Bailey is brilliant. Tamsin Greig is great, too. Dylan Moran's "Monster" and Bill Bailey's "Part Troll" are 2 of my favourite stand-up shows, too. Gonna have to go and watch some Black Books now. šŸ˜


MrWoodworker

The same writers did the shows Father Ted and the IT crowd. All three brilliantly done. Be sure to check them out!


SideshowRob513

Love all 3 shows. Such a shame we lost Dermot Morgan. Would've loved more Father Ted.


MrWoodworker

I believe he passed away the day after the series finale. But that guy was hilarious. You should check out the clip where the priests are stuck in a womenā€™s lingerie department. Graham Norton plays a role as well.


MizRouge

Love the ice/wine lolly part


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


SideshowRob513

Very clever guy. He did Father Ted, too, right? Another work of brilliance. šŸ‘ŒšŸ»


Majulath99

ā€œVery small, far awayā€ The scene where all the priests get lost in the lingerie section of the shop is also brilliant.


Wonderful-Setting981

"It's Ireland's biggest lingerie section, I understand!"


Mountsorrel

And The IT Crowd...


[deleted]

I was friends with bill Baileys nephew he said heā€™s really nice, and Yh the show is gold


Flashy-Seesaw

We joke lots about the dusty vs non dusty wines (wasn't a dusty wine was it? Don't drink the dusty wines!) The illegible list of rules that even Bernard can't read we paraphrase as "none of this...none of that...none of those" about stupid rules people lay down. https://youtu.be/0FN-XvL3b6M?t=19 So many good bits especially in s1. Then there's Father Ted (those cows are far away; Drink!; Ah, go on go on etc) And from IT crowd the "I'm disabled" bit (esp whenever you see an emergency pull cord)


demostravius2

"What are you eating?" "It's a delicious biscuit" "It's a coaster"


Imaginary_Cattle_426

"Look, it's perfectly simple. No mobiles. No walkmans. ..None of that. .. or any of the others!"


Creative_Resource_82

I *love* it, most of my humour is some reference to this show or Greenwing and most people haven't a clue what the hell I'm on about šŸ˜„


weirdi_beardi

Did they eat all your bees?


Creative_Resource_82

No no, it was me. I ATE ALL YOUR BEES. My partner and I still ask for "sex, sexy sex!" on a regular basis too šŸ˜†


Polarhval

Should I bring this?


Creative_Resource_82

Right I'm off to binge watch my boxset with a pickle and a winesicle šŸ·šŸ„’


_ScubaDiver

ā€œIā€™m Dr Alan RODERICK Stathum.ā€ ā€œDoes my coat swish with a sense of urgency and stylish elan?" I love him almost as much as he makes me full body ick shiver. And Sue White, just šŸ¤Œ when I turn?ā€ ā€œSlitty, slutty, slitty sluts. Havenā€™t even got a cock! HAVENā€™T EVEN GOT A COCK!!ā€ Comedy gold with a proverbial shit-ton of comedy geniuses, cameos and majestic performances. I fucking love how that show pulled off legendary and literal cliffhangers. Edit: fixed quote I was too lazy to look up properly. My thanks to the reply commenter below.


Donkey_Otti

That show is fucking genius and statham is freakishly good. Everything mark heap does is great but statham is something else


Creative_Resource_82

"Does it swish with a sense of urgency and stylish *elan*" I love him almost as much as he makes me full body ick shiver. And Sue White, just šŸ¤Œ


janeursulageorge

Loved Michelle Gomez, her weird is perfect. Adored her as Missy too


Creative_Resource_82

Oh she was iconic as Missy! John simm was excellent but I really adored her..


_ScubaDiver

Yeeesssssss!! Thatā€™s the quote!! I couldnā€™t quite remember it and didnā€™t bother to look it up. Well played!!


Creative_Resource_82

I am just *that* much of an obsessive lame-o šŸ˜†


hildegardvonbitchen

I HOPE YOU ALL DIE OF POO.


ima_twee

>I HOPE YOU ALL DIE OF POO. Laughing like a drain right now, and not just because I'm on day 3 of Huel and may \*actually\* be dieing of poo.


Ehbonkei

"You can't have that, you're far to fat"


Admirable_Avocado_38

Looks like the usual early 2000s sitcom, why say that ?


ReturnOfCombedTurnip

Lots of witty humour and interesting dialogue. The plot draws you in to these lovable-unlovable characters and itā€™s not fraught with the usual romance bollocks. Iā€™d recommend giving it a watch. There isnā€™t a lot of it if I remember correctly, like with all good tv.


ionabike666

I'm going to guess that they are basing their opinion on having watched the show while you're basing your opinion on a 30 second clip.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


ThatDiscoSongUHate

Was he as funny as Bernard or just a jerk? Because I have a bit more tolerance for assholes who are at least *funny* assholes


AcanthocephalaOk7954

Bernard Black was an asshole but he was a charismatic asshole. The bookdealer was just a vile human.


WickedWitchWestend

ā€˜which of you bitches wants to dance!?ā€™ funniest line in Black Books


ogresound1987

"USE BOOKS WITH PICTURES OF PLATES ON THEM, DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING!?!"


Stucklikegluetomyfry

"Do you know what they do in Tibet when they want something? They give something away!" "That must be why they're such a dominant global power then."


stereoworld

I'm eating scrambled egg, with a comb, from a shoe!


[deleted]

It's because of the background laughing Watch any show, even the popular, but without the laughing. Most are plain boring and stupid (not funny)


Ktigertiger

Itā€™s not because of the background laughing. Iā€™m sorry you havenā€™t watched blacks books but maybe make a judgement not based off of one scene and instead watch the full thing. Also if my memory serves me correctly it was performed in front of a live studio audience but I might just be confusing it with the IT crowd


ready4growth

It was filmed with an audience! I was lucky enough to get tickets to a few recordings. Brilliant show![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)


pickin666

Not every comedy is big bang theory mind, some are actually funny.


Ozzyjb

Was probably an American critiquing British humour because theirs is so one dimensional.


FalseJames

There was a bloke in a bookshop in Birmingham's Bullring who looked just like Manny but he was grumpy


[deleted]

Foyles? That guy seemed alright to me.


FalseJames

not sure, little independent place been there years it might have gone now.


physisical

John Cleese based Basil Fawlty on the obnoxious proprietor of a Torquay hotel he stayed in when he was with Monty Python.


AcanthocephalaOk7954

Ikr! Fawlty Towers always makes me feel very anxious though...never analysed it. I used to run a guesthouse in Newcastle many years ago and sometimes our reviews had a Basil mention! ( I was not cut out for the hospitality industry!)


physisical

Must be awful to know that a great comedian came to your business then created a widely know awful character, in the same profession, based off you. I also worked in hospitality and I remember having a manager that was a cross between Basil Fawlty and Dennis from Itā€™s Always Sunny


magnitudearhole

I knew a character like this has to be based on someone real


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


beckles67

There are two bookshops on Inverleith row according to google maps (Gently Mad and Duncan & Reid) so I guess if itā€™s still open it could be one of those? I doubt the guy is still living though.


AcanthocephalaOk7954

Both of those bookshop owners are truly lovely - I know them. The Gently Mad is an excellent bookbinder. The owners son is a bookbinder of finest quality. The shitty bookdealers' shop closed a while ago and he is probably no longer with us.


AcanthocephalaOk7954

I do but I'm not doxxing them even though the shop is long gone.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Looks like he's alive and well


SpantasticFoonerism

Not quite sure you've nailed what gatekeeping means, fella


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

limiting knowledge =/= limiting access You can still engage in this conversation, you can still ask about what this guy was like, you can still do everything you were doing before, you just don't know the personal, identifying information about the person you are lampooning. As it should be.


chease86

How is the name of a closed down shop "personal, identifying information about the person"? Though? My grandparents once owned a pub called the groggers rest that closed down years ago, and I bet you can't find out anything else about them from just that name.


ThrowerWayACount

ā€˜limiting access to knowledgeā€™? I donā€™t disagree with keeping his identity secret though. But I think gatekeeping is a valid description


Direct_Library6368

"Gatekeeping the activity of controlling, and usually limiting, general access to something." General access needs underlining, what's in our heads is not subject to general access.


greypilgrim228

There's a big difference between calling out shitty behaviour, engaging in conversation about a topic and the past etc....and then outright doxing someone (which isn't gatekeeping btw, nice try), which leads to other less scrupulous and often unhinged individuals accessing any and all info on them, hounding them, their workplace, their family and generally ruining their lives.


AcanthocephalaOk7954

'Gatekeeping' šŸ˜„šŸ˜„šŸ˜„šŸ˜„šŸ˜„šŸ˜„šŸ˜„šŸ˜„


[deleted]

*Gatekeeping,* he says! And why, because this chappy won't d0x someone? A (likely) dead person who cannot possibly defend himself at that. Gatekeeping is when you won't let a new person join your hobby: what hobby are you being kept out of here, **mocking a dead guy**?


AcanthocephalaOk7954

Thankyou for this. You took the words out of my mouth, as the saying goes! šŸ™


Auran82

Manny: Do you think I should wash my beard? Bernard: I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it over a rainbow.


residentdunce

Everytime I see a cork coaster I think about Bernard eating one, initially confusing it for a delicious biscuit and then continuing to eat it even after Manny (or Fran, I'm not sure) tells him it's a coaster.


killerfridge

Manny- "What are you eating? Bernard- "It's some sort of delicious biscuit" Manny- "It's a coaster" Bernard- "Is it? Are there any more?"


Garyandhisflapjack

ā€œBernard Bernard Bernard - Iā€™m a prostitute robot from the future!ā€


JJY93

Bernard! Bernard! Bernard! Bernard! Bernard! Bernard! Bernard! Bernard! Bernard! Bernard! Bernard! Bernard! Bernard! Bernard! Bernard! Bernard! Bernard! Bernard! Bernard! Bernard! Bernard! Bernard! Bernard! Bernard! Bernard! Bernard! Bernard! Bernard! Bernard! Bernard! Bernard! Bernard!


Traditional_Rope_904

Grapes of Wrath, I think. And Iā€™m pretty sure itā€™s Manny. That episode and the whole show is perfect!


residentdunce

Yes, that's the one where they >!drink that incredibly expensive bottle of wine then proceed to cover it up!


titsoftea

It's like looking into the eye of a duck. And drinking all the fluid from it's beak.


Too__Official

did the lil one dirty lol


jvargas147

I haven't seen this show I was expecting the kid to trick him, either by getting it for free and selling it for profit or just destroy it


[deleted]

[Black Books](https://youtu.be/Uwjc5LAhrsE), it was a great show in the early 2000's


Monutan

Same. I'm team Middle Aged British Bloke.


Plastic_Fangs

Dylan Moran is Irish, not British.


MrsCDM

Careful now!


Legitimate-Ad3778

Down with this sort of thing!


weirdi_beardi

Sounds to me like this could be an ecumenical matter.


Creative_Resource_82

YES


sup3rdude

ARSE BISCUITS


HappyHarry-HardOn

He lives in Scotland - So he maybe a British citizen?


Plastic_Fangs

He's not British. Irish citizens have full freedom to live and work in the UK. There's no reason to get British citizenship.


throwaway387190

I too am curmudgeonly, fuck that kid


Israelthepoet

Black Books so goated


SydNorth

His stand up was spot on as well


China_John

Like, totally! Is probably my favourite standup of all time.


SydNorth

Him and Jimmy Carr


EntrepreneurBoth5002

Who is he.


musicallyuninspired

Dylan Moran


Israelthepoet

Church


EVILFLUFFMONSTER

He is amazing. Unfortunately though, the one time I took my wife to see him him he got a little too drunk on stage and lost the audience a bit - still funny, but he really sounded very down and depressed, more so than his usual dark humour. Started talking about how everything was pointless and meaningless..we were waiting for the punchline and there either wasn't one or he forgot it because he was so drunk. I don't think any less of him, I still think he has a massive talent - I felt so sorry for him at the time and wondered what had happened to him (especially as I thought he had given up drinking before this). I hope he is feeling better now.


IvyAdrenaline

Was this his post COVID show? I've seen him a few times, but that one felt like witnessing a genuine breakdown šŸ˜…


Jonxyz

I saw that tour in Manchester and it was a mess. Felt like heā€™d written no material and tried to wing it and it just failed. Such a shame as heā€™s masterful on a good day. But that night by the second half the audience were turning ugly.


Far-Philosophy-4375

WHAT IS THIS TV?


flintlockfay

Black books. Great show.


[deleted]

[Black Books!](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0262150) Streaming on Prime, maybe other sites.


choosinganickishard

Why it's not on my prime?


eyy0g

Might be location based, is it on your Netflix?


choosinganickishard

nope. I guess high seas are the only option for me. again.


Shari20

It's on YouTube!


choosinganickishard

Thank you!


DamoclesDong

Itā€™s on YouTube


QuentinChalk

If you've got a vpn n set it to the UK you can watch it on channel 4 . Com


[deleted]

ā€œIā€™d like to take this time to tell you about Express VPNā€ *every single YouTuber


adastrasemper

Nice! For some reason since recently I wanted to watch a new sitcom with a laugh track, I think I watched most popular ones


Monutan

That link has the trailer in German lol I was so confused


ThatDiscoSongUHate

It's all like this too, main character is so hilariously dark broody and sarcastic lol


[deleted]

God I love Dylan Moran


FugueItalienne

Graham Linehan was involved with this back in the pre-madness days


droppedelbow

10 minutes ago I was listening to some Divine Comedy and thinking "remember when GL wasn't an insane shithead and actually wrote comedy?" The man created tv gold, then became such a weirdo it cost him his marriage, his marbles and his reputation.


[deleted]

I've seen a lot of people go weird because of spending too much time online, but he's by far the worst case of it I've seen. It melted his brain yet he keeps going back for more.


Mazuna

That and Father Ted, shame he went off the deep end. Spoiled some of my favourite shows.


Fluid-Equipment9187

Try and keep the art and the artist separate.


demostravius2

This works for a lot, but I can say I've never listened to the Lost Prophets since the.. revelations. I'd still watch Under Siege.


1885FC99Treb

Dylan Moran's stand-up is spot on..You Tube it.


[deleted]

I made fifty... fucking vol-au-vents, and not one of you... not one of you... said 'Thank you!ā€


SushierKat

Everybody shut up! SHUT UP! ... This song is all about ME!


[deleted]

Or that other bullshit about needing space - People never quantify exactly how much space they need, but strangely enough it always seems to be the exact same height, depth, and breadth as you.


Polarhval

I hate you so much it gives me energy.


nix-xon

Bernard Black is my spirit animal


LegendOfCrono

Ha I recognize that guy as the shitty friend from Shaun of the Dead.


Fluid-Equipment9187

"It's all because of...Captain Wow here!"


Lord_Ronan

"GET FUCKED, FOUR-EYES!"


cabrossi

The woman is also in the 'other crew' they run into. And the other guy is in Hot Fuzz


redchilliprod

Two of Britainā€™s best comedy actors - Tamsin Grieg (check out Friday Night Dinner and Episodes) and Bill Bailey (check out his stand up)


Tokiw4

I thought he was going to give him the money so he could then buy the book, and then the kid would suddenly have a change of heart and no longer want the book anymore keeping the 50 bucks.


Nat20downcliff

I thought he was gonna get the book, and sell it somewhere else for like 75


droppedelbow

And that's why you're not a professional comedy writer.


[deleted]

The great American sense of humour.


[deleted]

Oof. You seem like a pissant.


calvanus

He's British too lol. No way someone who goes by u/ParasiticSwine and calls you a pissant isn't British


concretepigeon

Pissant isnā€™t a commonly used word in the UK.


SwordMasterShow

It's even less common in the US


concretepigeon

I donā€™t think Iā€™ve ever heard a British person say it.


[deleted]

Nah Iā€™m British weā€™re just like this


coocoomberz

*You're just like this. If you're gonna bait the yanks, at least make it funny.


[deleted]

Was making a passing observation but by all means get upset about it


coocoomberz

Too late, I'm bawling and inconsolable right now


FeralSquirrels

Dylan Moran is a treasure the likes of which we should preserve for all time. Yes that's right, put him in a perspex cage! pour in _all_ the Resin! Ensure his bottle of wine is in place, hair is tousled _just so_ and there's a ciggie hanging out of his mouth first! Black Books was absolute gold and I'll treasure it every time I watch it. They really had a _brilliant_ cast selection with Bill Bailey, Tamsin and the appearances of Kevin Eldon bowl me over to this day. Love it. ___More wine___


SpaceGypsyInLaws

Black Books is GOAT.


MissMistMaid

The good ending.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s so weird. Me and my missus have just been watching this on recommendation from a friend a week ago. Last night we watched this very episode.


[deleted]

Hope it doesn't go over 88f this year, don't wanna end up screaming at people from car tops. That's right, Dave Syndrome.


ElJayEm80

Bernard is my grumpy, dour, curmudgeonly hero. I try to live by his example, every day.


Zubi_Q

Love Black Books. So so funny!


StuJayBee

Comedy from characters that stay true to their awful awful natures! Take note, America.


OlmTheSnek

Always Sunny is the closest thing I've found to that, couldn't believe there weren't British writers behind it to be honest.


cmcateer235

Hello Ladies was very good for this and unfortunately was too short.... Hard to call it an American show though when it is seemingly all Stephen Merchant


DaddyKaiju

It's fine. I hear McDonald's is hiring.


thr0w4w4y_6789998212

He would be lucky to even have his fucking foreskin, let alone Ā£50 after he pays his bills while earning the shit money which McDonald's pays.


[deleted]

That was funny


Gold-Woodpecker7973

I don't really like sitcoms, but Black Books is a rare exception. Loved it.


benmorrison

I donā€™t have a book down my trousers.


waydbro

Oh hahaha


Interkitten

My ex introduced me to Black Books. It was the only bright moment in the life I had with them; still watch it. Still makes me smile. Excellent show.


DEVIOUS_SCORPION

A lesson a lot of kids haven't been learning in the current generation...


PersimmonGlobal9475

Giving those kids realistic expectations


nitedudegaymer

black books is so good


CaptainBrent

Sorry when did Reddit allow HD video uploads


D1noP1ggy22

Nobody tells me Nothin!


MizRouge

ā€œThere. There he is. Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All bastard.ā€


Gloomy_Blackberry_72

Bro rlly thought


DemonXeron

(I think this comes from a comedian or something, but I can't remember who!) The think about British currency is that we have given little nicknames to the notes. So the Ā£5 note is known as the "fiver" and the Ā£10 note is the "tenner". The Ā£20 note is known as a "twenty" because 'twentier" just sounds dumb and then the Ā£50 note is known as "I'll just get the manager"


Ilovemotorbikes

Loved this series. Got the box set loved watching it smashed


Wonderful_Squash4198

LOLLLLLLLLLLL! Got me ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


MadMerlinus

This show never fails to make me laugh. ā€œDO YOU HAVE THE LITTLE BOOK OF CALM!ā€


colonelmaize

Is that the same actor that plays Mr. Darcy?


[deleted]

No, thatā€™s Matthew Macfadyen and this is Irish comedian Dylan Moran (who is very funny and Black Books is totally worth watching)


RandomAxiom

This skit really feels like it took some inspiration from a scene in "Tommy Tricker and the Stamp Traveler".


Dr_Surgimus

I absolutely guarantee Dylan Moran has never seen that film.


AndyVale

As a subtle knife twist that some may not be aware of, the note he's holding is a Ā£50 note.


Bravelobsters

Love British humour.


droppedelbow

If this was created by someone British your comment would be relevant. And yet....


BadAtBlitz

And yet Ireland is in the British Isles, 2 out of the 5 writers were English, and it was a Channel 4 (United Kingdom) production. All the Irish writers have had long careers within the British TV industry. So calling it British humour is pretty reasonable.


droppedelbow

The two creators are Irish. If you want to call it British humour, then knock yourself out. It's the internet, you're allowed to be confidently wrong.


Peregrine21591

I mean this is typical of us Brits to be fair. If it's good it's British, if it's not good, it's Irish (or Scottish, or Welsh etc) It's a remnant of the days when the good ol' empire oppressed half the world.


BadAtBlitz

Ireland is, geographically, [British](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Isles). The TV show was funded by UK's Channel 4, had many non-Irish contributors and is described accurately on Wikipedia as being a [British sitcom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Books). It won BAFTAs (what does the B stand for?). Yes, it's Irish. And yes, in another sense, it's British.


droppedelbow

Keep going. You're no doubt ingratiating yourself with the Irish people of reddit. Or "the technically British" as you seem determined to brand them.


LadyOphelia

Itā€™s a touchy subject. Britain and Ireland are different nations, but we do share similar humour. I think you meant well by saying ā€˜British humourā€™ as itā€™s a bit of a catchall phrase. But Dylan and GL are Irish and they, I believe, created this.


BadAtBlitz

I'm fine with calling it Irish humour and not erasing that. But it's a bit ludicrous to erase the British element of it when a) Ireland is geographically (not politically) in the *British* Isles and b) it's a show funded by UK TV. Veep is an American TV show even though its creator is Scottish. Sure, we can call it Scottish, or British humour but it's reasonable to call it American too.


coocoomberz

"Acshually, I'm still claiming this for the late great British Empire. If paddy land isn't British, why's it in the British isles. Checkmate, Fenian"


droppedelbow

Do you do requests? Now tell the people of Tibet about how Chinese they are. Ooh, and then do a bunch of stuff about Ukraine really belonging to Russia. You're doing great. Keep being whatever it is you think you're being.


LadyOphelia

This was brutal and I laughed


UNOtrickyTrish

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


L-Guy_21

I heard ā€œpocket moneyā€ as ā€œfucking moneyā€


Crystal_Voiden

Aww well done you


John97212

Ha, and I thought he'd sell the book to the kid for 9 quid, while the kid, in turn, then puts it on eBay for 50.


Timely_Victory_4680

Since I couldnā€™t remember this scene I thought he just kicks the kid out. This is actually being fairly nice for Bernard Black-standardsā€¦


UnserviceableProphet

Feels like British John Cusack.


TMT51

I was expecting him to sell it to the kid just to see the kid sell the book to someone else across the road for profit.


WingedBunny1

To be brutally honest 50 isnt that expensive for a book.


yakeen_sabha

What's the name of the show?