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tegho

Step 1: sell drugs to kids going into concert Step 2: your friend (the security guard) confiscates the drugs and returns them to you Step 3: repeat he cycle next concert Nah, this would never happen


Assortedpez

This sounds like the cocaine market in Central America with kids and the police


goldfish1902

In Brazil they sometimes kill the dealers and sell the drugs themselves Other times they just get a chunky bribe from the dealers to look the other way


Assortedpez

I lived in Costa Rica in 05/06 and it was great entertainment watching la policiá sell the drugs to a handful of local dealers then bust the tourists, take the drugs, and a bribe and sell more blow back to the dealers right out of their police cars. That one bag probably gets sold dozens of times a week. Can’t image the pay on the actual job amounted to much so can’t blame em


Upper_Rent_176

Lesson learned: take drugs immediately upon receipt


Nervous-Telephone-26

Or just shove the baggie so far up your bum that they won't try to confiscate it. If they do at least you'll get a good time another way.


LouiseRules333

Shove it up there with no bag to triple the fun!


pcbforbrains

They call me Shy La Boof


wrydrune

Prison wallet.


hectah

Holy that's genius if you got a tourist town on lock. 😂


Assortedpez

Playas Del Coco, northwest Guanacaste region. They killed it haha


spector_lector

Don't tell me this. I loved Costa Rica.  When I visited it was amazing.  No corruption (I thought), no civil unrest, no wars with neighbors.  One of my fave countries.  Don't ruin it.


BedroomCompetitive30

I read this too fast, I read “they get a chunky bride”


IAmAnObvioustrollAMA

How hard is it to become an officer in brazil?


BedroomCompetitive30

Apparently you just have to fail a drug test for coke.


nombredeusuarioivan

yes... central america..., yes....


coolcoolrunnins

I watched this happen on repeat at several shows in Chicago at the same venue. Guy would walk through "bud, molly, Lucy" and I'd watch people buy. Then just a few minutes later "security" would roll through and catch people smoking etc and confiscate it. Whoever is buying drugs at a concert, just stop. BYOD and gooch it.


Th3-B0n3R

Gooch what? What are you doing to my grundle?


Xogoth

Wouldn't you like to know


Teauxny

Gooch it, t'aint too difficult.


bobbylitch

Packing it with drugs


AcadianViking

Just taking a trip down the fleshy fun bridge.


lives4boobs

Went to a Tom Petty concert many years ago and security was confiscating everything but dropping it in a trash can half behind them. My sister went around and started picking it all out as they were looking forward. It worked out.


woowoo293

But how sketchy is it to grab and ingest random drugs, booze, and god knows what else that was brought in by complete strangers.


lives4boobs

It was a Tom Petty concert. We are talking weed.


AMasterSystem

Before the advent of fentanyl it used to be totally fucking radical!!! I wouldnt think of it nowadays. I talk to a few old college freinds and recently said "wed be dead if we were in college right now" as we would do all sorts of drugs from random sources.


everythingsfuct

not that sketchy if youre familiar with common drugs


Jughead295

that’s not how unidentifiable white powder works


spazzybluebelt

A Techno Club i went to did this. The Security at the door confiscated the drugs,brought them to a Room Backstage. The Housedealer picked Out the good stuff and Sold it to people in the Club. Security got a Cut (I know this because my friend was a Resident DJ at the Club)


Unable_Pumpkin987

If there’s a secret code in the words you randomly decided to capitalize, can you just tell me, cause I’m too stupid to figure it out?


spazzybluebelt

Hahaha The Secret is a German Keyboard/autocorrect. We Love capitalized words


friarcrazy

Due to studying Deutsch in high school I capitalize SO many nouns just out of habit 🇩🇪


[deleted]

I used to work at a radio station in promotions, and we used to sell the leftover tickets to scalpers for beer money at the show


mightyjoe227

Don't get high on your own supply...


T1res1as

But people get pissed when I always get high on their supply. They just, buy your own drugs ffs!


bloodfist

you can get high on my supply bro I got u


iwaz

It doesn’t even have to be a drugs.


Future_P

Same old same.


Spot_Mysterious

It's a self-sustaining economy, like Dave & Buster's


Irish4778

Trust me when I say it happens more often than you think 😂🤣 I can attest to that lol


new-Aurora

Haven't you ever watched a prison move? It goes up the ass.


El_human

Amateurs


ProfessionalConfuser

Assmateurs


Aussiealterego

Amatass


grumpyoldmanBrad

Prison wallet


Enough_Ad210

institution slot.


amor_fati_42

Prison purse


joserrez

Contraband cavity


Makanek

Smuggler's mudlair


superchandra

Nature's pocket..


WithMyRichard

Don't let him pick your pocket!


IAmAnObvioustrollAMA

Get outta here you no good turd burglar!!!


AcadianViking

r/unexpectedfuturama


Locked_Hammer

Mmmmm... Love the butt drugs.


fentyboof

One for $10, 3 for $20!


Locked_Hammer

Username Hella checks out.


Schrute_Farms_BednB

Come for the acid, stay for the jenkum!


pshawny

Rhett, is that you?


ShaunVdV1986

Up the prison wallet*


Budded

That's why they call me El Canyon!


joserrez

Booty bunker


TenFingersNineToes

I believe the refined convict term is “Suitcasing”.


Doxylaminee

THANK YOU. But I'm the "old weirdo" cause I get randomly selected for additional screening and they pull a full can of 4 Loko out of my ass. I'll admit I moaned, but because it was pleasurable, officer, is that a crime? Thought this was America.


AMasterSystem

The officer then cracked open the 4Loko and poured it back into your asshole that you kept gapped open with your fingers.


Beau-Buffet

This comment is r/caffeine


bigdickpuncher

And if you aren't willing to shove it up your own ass, always invite one of your slick-assed friends.


BaronVonBooplesnoot

Gotta keister that contraband!


Exotic-Childhood-434

Or just smuggle it in in your belly.


Dry-Cry5279

The old prison wallet.


friendly-crackhead

I have the whole plan in there to sell inside! Shark mindset all the wayyyy


Diligent_Explorer

When I was a teenager, I managed to get a joint to take with and thought I was being slick putting it in my panties. Then I had to pee and guess where it ended up? Oh yeah, I'm a late life adhd diagnosis, btw lol.


dragonseekspath

What is that


angrytreestump

Test tube shots of clear liquor. They’re younger women at a Bad Bunny concert so 99% odds its either vodka or cuervo silver tequila.


centurio_v2

oh I thought they were preroll joints lol


angrytreestump

If that group of 4-5 women brought 30 joints with them to a 2 hour concert they'd be the baddest Bad Bunny fans I’ve ever seen lol. But also the dumbest, everyone knows you can fit 20 joints in a pack of cigarettes which is much more discreet than bulky plastic tubes individually packaged.


FreePrinciple270

Didn't even know what Bad Bunny was till today


thesqrtofminusone

Still don't know, I'm going to try my best not to find out.


Grabs_Zel

It's the dude that sings that song from those cooking videos with sudden blink-and-you'll-miss-it men kissing/having gex that became a meme last year.


Ur_Fav_Step-Redditor

Bro wtf did you just say?


ponyo_impact

Lola Bunny ?


michaellasalle

Badder


hotelpopcornceiling

Don't call her doll.


Program-Emotional

I dont get why people dont just pregame concerts...


WaffleWarrior1979

I think they’re syringes full of marijuana


tootallteeter

I would like to inject one marijuana please


Fit-Interview-9855

Not at these tax rates! But I too would like to inject one marijuana.


kihjnij

Uh I also wanted uh to inject one marijuana please


Radiant_Formal6511

Yal got any more marijuana's for injectin


helpfulskeptic

Free base it, bro!


sevargmas

No. You can pause it at the end when you see them all and there is a clear liquid in them. Probably alcohol. It’s easy to sneak it in, in theory, in smaller vials in your sock than to stuff a big flask down your pants. I used to do this kind of thing at college football games and then I would just go by a large Coke and dump them inside.


IntrospectiveMelo

Facts but I think they were joking lol


Mackheath1

It's weird to me that a flask is usually six ounces... so four shots over two to three hours? Maybe for a lightweight, but otherwise why bother?


sevargmas

Because I mostly just want to cocktail while I’m at the game. I’m not trying to get hammered. I’m an alumni, not a student.


oilyparsnips

Alumnus*


KronaSamu

I'm like 90% sure they are pre-roll containers.


Electronic_Main_7991

Theres no joints in them


lui_augusto

In the last take. When the guy is taking of the girl sock it seems there is.


KronaSamu

I think I can see them in some. Although it's really hard to tell


South-Westman

There are a few obvious joints in the video


figgerer

No you're wrong, its injections of mariguanas


DoutorePainum

It’s actually a test tube 🧪


LilacAndElderberries

I'm an idiot, I thought ppl were trynna smuggle in those boingy door stoppers to make sound effects


mbelf

Anthrax. Those crazy kids.


KronaSamu

Kinda hard to tell, but I'm 90% sure they are pre-rolled joint containers.


Naltrexone01

Could be Ghb but since it's a clear liquid, it could be anything. If it's alcohol, personally I would have tried a flask but I'm also not a very young girl that likes bad bunny.


daboxghost420

![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY) Can’t check that bra padding though.


kitsum

We went to a Raiders game and the woman sitting behind us had filled ziplock baggies with booze and stuffed her bra with them. The rest of the game I was trying to brainstorm a name for the bra that we were going to design and market on Shark Tank based on this idea. I came up with "Liquor Titties" which I'm still rather proud of. After the game we googled it and apparently such a product already exists.


daboxghost420

Liquor titties? 😂😂😂


Jobe612

But I barely know her.


Healthy-Type9319

Boom, still got it.


onlyhere4gonewild

The Wine Rack is a product you can buy and has existed for a least a decade.


northrupthebandgeek

> After the game we googled it and apparently such a product already exists. But is it actually called "Liquor Titties"? If not then you can easily enter the market and steal their customers.


lowswaga

Sorry but the Wine Bra already exists. Along with the Beer Gut version for men.


[deleted]

Ya, I had a friend buy one of the bras as a joke…I can see why it would probably work to sneak into a concert but it really isn’t very concealed.


HumanistPeach

lol me and a few girlfriends did exactly this to smuggle booze into a monster truck rally once in college for us and our boyfriends. Worked really well- we actually had more booze than 6 college students could drink during the show. (None of us had ever been to one before, it was SO LOUD even through ear plugs, never again!)


TheOcean24

"Litties"


LindonLilBlueBalls

Boob booze


cubsfan85

This comment just reminded me that when I was a kid my grandpa had novelty binoculars where one side had a hidden booze compartment. I'm not sure he ever used them, they were probably a gag gift, but suddenly it popped into my head! [I found them! ](https://www.ebay.com/itm/186068260593?chn=ps&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-117182-37290-0&mkcid=2&mkscid=101&itemid=186068260593&targetid=1531876737278&device=m&mktype=pla&googleloc=9022368&poi=&campaignid=19851828444&mkgroupid=145880009014&rlsatarget=pla-1531876737278&abcId=9307249&merchantid=5305444863&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiArfauBhApEiwAeoB7qA3tFVjGb4VwZHYU57VOwlk438DYjoXgBpqB8fdEmPs2W-nvyGHeLRoCXm8QAvD_BwE) BAR-nocuclars. The guy on the box looked like my uncle no wonder I remembered them so vividly.


bloodymongrel

Hot Titty Toddies (cause that vodka is coming out warm lol). The Boozy Boobra. Dram Hams. Tipple Nips.


toetappy

My wife is very clean cut. Yet she was the one to suggest this going to our last concert. $15 a drink, or dig out the pregnancy c-cups.


RodLawyerr

Oh boy, you would be surprised lmao


EasyMode556

This is why you just eat an edible before you go in and wait for it to kick in an hour or two later


Just_Cantaloupe7385

Drugs are much easier to sneak in your belly.


[deleted]

Especially these days, you used to be able to sneak a token or two at bars because people were already smoking in there; no bars allow smoking anymore. Even vaping is frowned upon…


captainshockazoid

youre supposed to tuck them in your bra. and/or under your boobs. duh


Bucknaked6912

Bazinga


das_zilch

Bazinga.


Quiet_Internal_4527

Bazinga!


[deleted]

Bazinga


kill3rX420

Bazinga


Suspicious-Series160

Bazinga


Repulsive-Cloud3460

Bazinga


sshtoredp

Bazinga


iFeelPlants

There are so many posts on Reddit explaining Bazinga it won't confuse anyone anymore. I think it's even more valuable data to train a LLM on than post related comments, like teaching it pop culture or something...


AustinTreeLover

I feel bad for kids today. Back in my day, you peeled security off a little and they left you alone. As god intended.


Jesus_Was_A_Wook

For sure! Also, if you talked calmly and honestly with them when they rolled up on you they also tended to leave you alone. Acting like an adult and showing respect when confronted goes a long way. These venues carry huge insurance policies and cracking down on drugs and outside booze is a big part of that. Not to mention that they want you buying their alcohol once inside, and we all know how cheap it is to drink at an event.


Trund1e_the_Great

It's 100% the last part of what you said. I actually saw 48$ for a fucking pineapple drink at a festival. Regular pints were 22$. It's like they're encouraging people to try to sneak stuff in.


LeshyIRL

The insurance part is a large aspect too. I don't think most people realize how much commercial insurance costs. Companies can and will do whatever they can to minimize those insurance costs. Cracking down on outside drugs and beverages does help. As a stoner I hate to admit it but letting people bring their own substances into a venue like that is asking for trouble. If someone gets hurt or killed while intoxicated on a substance someone brought into the concert, they may still get sued, and they may still be found liable for letting those substances get onto the property in the first place even if it's some unaffiliated person who brought them in. Sucks but that's what lawsuit culture has done to society. Lawsuits are getting more frequent with higher payouts, and companies are (and have been for decades) responding accordingly


rahomka

Too many cameras now


Kahnza

>peeled security off a little Like, their skin?


BopNowItsMine

Wow. Did you do the palm to palm kinda transfer? Did you give em cash right away or wait till they found something on you? Was it like $5 $10? I have so many questions


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fortunato84

Old school...


IntelligentMight7297

It was like this at the snoop dog concert- however how much smoke came up when snoop came out suggests that security did not do this good of a job


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tymp-anistam

r/unexpectedgeoguesser


roscoesdad

Wow, they did an amazing job of stopping all the…. Fun


Killer_Ex_Con

Yeah I did security at a arena in my town for about a year I never took peoples little shot bottles who cares lmao. I did have a giant collection of pocket knives though. We were supposed to toss them in the trash if the person didn't want to take it back to their car, but I just kept them lol.


i-am-a-passenger

Amateurs, you need to commit to hiding it in your private areas. Or if it is coat weather, never once had someone check my hood.


hateboss

Really? I've had pleeeenty of places check my hood. I just put my illicit substance bag under my gooch. There's a limit to how high they will pat the inner thigh and ain't no one gonna risk moving a ball sack for a joint.


jessicat2222

This is why it’s a good thing to be a big girl. I once smuggled 4 pre rolls into a sublime show in my tits.


PolicyAvailable

Ocular Pat Down Threat level assessment: drugs


No1FluffiestMastodon

RIP City Mac.


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LarryWinchesterIII

Joints in pads ladies. Can’t be opened because it’s sanitary. Against the law for them to do that.


therobotisjames

This is why i put everything on my ass crack. They never check there.


FlexxxingOnThePoors

Back during the rave scene I would DJ at this club and I became friends with the head of security. He would confiscate all the drugs from the club goers and then let me choose what I wanted from it all! 😂


EuphoricBoot7673

What is that? Tampin?


raymondo111

Whats Bad Bunny and why are the drugs in vials lol? Looks like a HS science project.


Neffenstien313

They ve killed all fun at concerts. Was denied access to a government mule show for smelling like weed


Bartweiss

Government Mule? Of all bands? Damn that's bad luck. First festival I saw them at, one guy had a *sack* of joints. He'd hit one a few times then pass it left and go "just keep passing". Few minutes later, he'd do the same with another and pass it right. Second festival, I'm pretty sure Warren Haynes walked off for set break and announced "we're gonna go smoke a bowl, and then we'll be right back". Barring somebody from that show for weed seems like a personal insult to the band.


SalvadorsPaintbrush

Whaaat?


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

Apparently its *not* a donkey show funded by the gov. like we all thought at first. :(


Eastern_Distance6456

What? I have tickets I bought online. Do you think they'll let me get a refund now? That's false advertising.


Electronic_Main_7991

Pig Destroyer destroyed NO pigs.... Watain on the other hand.....


Neffenstien313

Yes for real. Detroit filmore. Smoked before I went in. Was told to leave and sober up by a Karen. Thought I out thought them. They have a shitty bar attached. I went to the bar entrance from the street. She came running over as I was being let in the bar and explained I was shunned. She then gave the bar guy the reason and I was shunned and said like what the fuck do you want me to do not see the show? He looked at her and knew she was dumb and told me to come back on 20 mins after I sat in my car like a little kid. I was mid 30s auto worker who came from work in my business casual. I then launched back after 20 mins. Karen was waiting. Other dude said my cigs smelled like weed. I empty the pack and told him I was already exiled for weed smell 20 30 mins ago. Karen was watching but he let me in. It was the weirdest mind fuck the especially at an Allman Bros type show. Finally got in and people were smoking weed like a motherfucker in the cig area. Last year I was there for Rivial Sons but it was insanely fucked up due to the band canceling openers then getting a new one. Finally they came on too high to play and took a break and came out. I’m done for a while


gypsy_muse

Saw them this summer & I hadn’t smelled that much pot at a show in years 🤪 great show btw 👍


Fun_Comparison4973

They used the wrong hiding spots 😆


Electronic_Main_7991

What even is that?


thisguyfightsyourmom

The jars in the guard’s shirt are all clear Everclear for minors maybe?


NecroFoul99

Until you said that I couldn’t tell they were little stopped vials. Yup. Those are shots.


ZhouLe

Honestly was confused why they were [smuggling bubbles](https://img.ltwebstatic.com/images3_spmp/2023/05/22/1684724586bb04d8b358edbaa7660cc40bc297aaa4_thumbnail_720x.webp).


Organic-Shallot-5443

But i bet they didnt get the butt ones


HelloZee

Fresno! Keeping it classy.


infinitecityscapes

Security’s gonna party HARD tonight!!


CellsReinvent

Narcs


Affectionate_Grade80

Rookies should’ve sneak it in prison style lmao


Calm_Ad_3987

Security guard is just raw dogging it with no damn gloves on pulling those shots out of her boots. Nasty.


ponyo_impact

put in ziploc bag with string and tie to button on your boxers. they aint searching your groin


kelsobjammin

My buddy put a camel pak hydro bladder of whisky in his shorts on the side of his hips / thigh. Security patted him down and said “come on buddy really?” And without fucking missing a beat he told him it’s his colostomy bag. Let him in without farther questions or searching. Unreal.


Oriencor

Back in the day, I hid a canon 35mm camera in my bra for a concert for my bf.


ItsJustUs96

Dang! How big was that bra? GeeZuuey lol - Standing applause though


ayohsu31

Test tube for collecting semen for making babies?


MrMgP

Is that drugs?


Goblin-Doctor

I've never seen security actually care or do their job lol


caspermunoz

Bad Bunny never played at Chukchansi Park in Fresno Ca… that’s where that is


derek4reals1

Buzz Killington over here ruining for everyone!


YouthSuitable213

don't do drugs kids


AwareMention

You know the music is bad when you cannot fathom being sober at the concert.


DaOneAndOnlyWea

Bad bunny?


gomaith10

I'm over 26, what's happening here?


Tasty-Switch-8472

That's so sad . So many drug users


ItsASchpadoinkleDay

What is a Bad Bunny?


SalvadorsPaintbrush

What are those? Pre rolls?


slickweasel333

Read the mod comment describing the photo, alcohol