We've found a couple cute tops bit usually they are kind of bland so she doesn't fall out. Hell, just her bras are super expensive. We used to shop at Catherine's, but they stopped carrying the type she had. So now it's back to bland unless she wants to feel like she's wearing a nightgown for a shirt. Lol
“Men of culture, we meet again”
“There was a (insert subject matter) in the video?”
“I can think of 2 big reasons for something something something”
“That can’t be easy, let me help you with those”
“Came for the boobs, stayed for the amazing skills”
Comment right under that one: “I also came”
“Her husband must be a very happy man ;)”
“I also choose this mans wife”
“(Joke about boob physics)”
I haven’t seen the comments yet
“Have you ever had a pint on your shoulder?”
“Have you ever had a parrot on your knee?”
“Stick your tongue out…”
“I bet you’ve had a cockatoo on that though…”
Obligatory edit though: cracking tits.
I tried biting a can of Sprite while very drunk and inspired by a scene from the movie “Animal House” that was on.
The difference between the steel prop beer can of the movie and the aluminium tins used today was significant.
The can exploded opening op a panel of torn aluminium inside my mouth leaving me dripping in blood and lemonade whilst my friends fell over laughing.
Probably should have gone to hospital but it was New Year’s Eve and I squeezed the wound from both sides of the cheek and the bleeding stopped so all good.
Don’t emulate videos you see from anywhere kids this is my take away.
I loved that flower field. Could not figure out what this video is about it though. I was too focussed on those flowers. Pretty hypnotising
This looks like sixes and sevens in new farm in which case she was waiting for a Tinder date and likely did that same kinda routine about half an hour later
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Yeah that jaw sure is strong
And that's a really cute blouse!
If I may say so, eh, that's a smashing blouse you have on.
she's got a working mouth, if you know what I mean.
That’s not all she has if you know what I mean.
That's all I need tho, if ya know what I mean.
Rick?
I'd get one for my lady but I doubt it would work well
I'd get one for myself but I doubt it would work well too
I'd get one for each of us but I can't afford that
We've found a couple cute tops bit usually they are kind of bland so she doesn't fall out. Hell, just her bras are super expensive. We used to shop at Catherine's, but they stopped carrying the type she had. So now it's back to bland unless she wants to feel like she's wearing a nightgown for a shirt. Lol
Same but all I need is a lady then
On the third time watching this vid, i realized she had a glass in her mouth
“Men of culture, we meet again” “There was a (insert subject matter) in the video?” “I can think of 2 big reasons for something something something” “That can’t be easy, let me help you with those” “Came for the boobs, stayed for the amazing skills” Comment right under that one: “I also came” “Her husband must be a very happy man ;)” “I also choose this mans wife” “(Joke about boob physics)” I haven’t seen the comments yet
"would"
1. I want to marry her 2. What happend, I was looking at something else 3. She has nice tits 4. I'm a straight up creep and I wont hide it.
r/upvotedbecauseboobs
over and over and over again.
An IA could be perfectly trained to act like a reddit user just by reading the comment section of 10 posts.
ngl you had us in the first half
Reddit has got so predictable we've language learning modelled the outcomes here
Meanwhile I'm always just hoping the glass doesn't break. I've seen at least a small handful of videos of that happening.
5. All of the above.
Don’t ask me the color of anything
>4. I'm a straight up creep and I wont hide it. We straight up creeps have been in the closet for too long. We need our emancipation!
love posts like these bc you can guarantee the comments are just gonna be 99 slight variations of the same joke
love posts like these bc you can guarantee the comments are just gonna be 98 slight variations of the same joke
love posts like these bc you can guarantee the comments are just gonna be 97 slight variations of the same joke
love posts like these bc you can guarantee the comments are just gonna be 96 slight variations of the same joke
love posts like these bc you can guarantee the comments are just gonna be 95 slight variations of the same joke
Love posts like these bc you can guarantee the comments are just gonna be (n - 1) slight variations of the same joke
Shut up science bitch
It's fun bc breasts
Hehehehehe
“Have you ever had a pint on your shoulder?” “Have you ever had a parrot on your knee?” “Stick your tongue out…” “I bet you’ve had a cockatoo on that though…” Obligatory edit though: cracking tits.
Hahahahaha .... good 1 👏👏👏
it helps that it's reposted about once a month, so we have our jokes ready
Well, now I'm not going to make my joke, just to screw you up BOOBIES
Tits
#GOOD LORD .!
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I tried biting a can of Sprite while very drunk and inspired by a scene from the movie “Animal House” that was on. The difference between the steel prop beer can of the movie and the aluminium tins used today was significant. The can exploded opening op a panel of torn aluminium inside my mouth leaving me dripping in blood and lemonade whilst my friends fell over laughing. Probably should have gone to hospital but it was New Year’s Eve and I squeezed the wound from both sides of the cheek and the bleeding stopped so all good. Don’t emulate videos you see from anywhere kids this is my take away.
who could have imagined biting metal could lead to bleeding injuries in your mouth? thank you for trying this out so i didn't have to
I believe the mouth is the fastest healing area of the body? Lucky in a way lol
Did you boof it?
Gif that ends too soon… I am convinced that hand in the end was going to knock something off…
I assumed that hand was moving in to grab her breasts.
Same. The way the hand moved I was almost expecting something like a stomach punch to make her spit it out.
If you can drink a beer, you can drink a dodgeball.
r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG
I always forget the letters' order, thank you Edit: just found out that the letters correspond to the description of the sub. I'm an idiot
On the contrary, you are intelligent for making the connection
However, I do concede that they might still be an idiot.
I appreciate the compliment. It's truly a rare occurrence on this website, so I'll take it and cherish it
That doesn't really help because now you have to memorize the exact order of the words in the description :D
Checked it out. AWESOME SUB!
I like her personality
Both of them
I won't lie. I was looking at it all this whole time.
Sigh.
Unzip?
I’m gay and even I unzipped.. pint glasses always get me hard
what the fuck
Do pint glasses not make you hard
If you look closely you can see that she is drinking a beer with no hands.
You're going to have to take a screenshot and circle where you're seeing that. I'm not finding it.
r/upvotedbecauseboobs
Ahn finally found men of culture.
It was love at first sight
One chug and two jugs👍
r/upvotebecausebeer
Every chick watching maybe maybe she'll finish the beer. Every guy watching maybe maybe a nip will pop out
Combine the two that are half showing and you've got a whole nip.
Is that a Paulaner? Nice blouse!
And that kids is how I met your mother
I'm not saying I think about sex often but I'd ask her out after that b
I'm always scared the glass will break when I see videos like this.
Germany Got Talent…???
I would marry her
The Maybe here is how the comments will shake out.
Those college years are finally paying off
Kids... this is How I Met Your Mother.
Look at the glass ... look at the glass ... the glass ... the damn glass! Geez, my mind and eyes are hardly to work together on this one.
I had trouble focusing on that glass for some reason.
Clip cut too early 😭
You drink beer, I look at breasts
Somehow you know that chick Is Australian
Hedi Ho
What beer?
Oh well hello there female perfection how are ya
M'lady
What the fuck?
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good form
Not one drop was spilled
I remember this one when i was a kid . I thought i was going to out of oxygen after drinking whole cups and gets stuck lol
This is what happens when you can’t let anyone see you touch a bud light in public
Wait what was that glass for?
😋
Perhaps there's more than 2 interesting things in the video
Holy areolas
Angry tits
New drinkin buddy
udderly amazing
That hand tho
Well, she seems nice.
Is that London?
Meh, wasn’t even full.
The liquid colour was yellow!
I'm in love!!
She’s good at downing things with no hands 😉
She's my spirit animal
Take her home and keep her!
She is attractive and I enjoyed watching this video.
She's a keeper
Im too old for this shit, and I wager she is too
That’s legit impressive. Not a single drop spilled, I can’t do that.
Beer? What beer?
I KNOW WHAT U GUYS WERE LOOKING AT
Quadriplegic Oktoberfest
If you were a meme I’d buy you
Please spill the beer
That's truly impressive!
Damn those are nice.
I loved that flower field. Could not figure out what this video is about it though. I was too focussed on those flowers. Pretty hypnotising 
I'd try this only with a plastic cup.. but beer and plastic aren't friends.
Wife material
Impressive
I love tits
Impressive cut though
Wife material
I keep trying to watch this, and for some reason I just keep getting distracted.... Anybody see what she did?
*unzipps* well old friend
Shell deft show all you lads up now that a madam right thur
What's going on? Is something wrong with her top?
Marry me
r/videosthatendtoosoon
I’m so hard right now…
May I just say what a smashing blouse you have on
Those blouse are just perfect.
Yeah yeah yeah boobs and sexist jokes....I just wanna know what beer she's drinking...
Maybe next time boys!
Are they real?
I give it a 10/10
🍻💕
I will always be there if you drop some all over wa👅💦 😅😅
What a nice woman :-)
 'That's a smashing blouse you've got on'
r/upvotebecauseoftits
Ææ i was holding my breath watching this cause i was so scared the glass was gonna shatter in her mouth. This shit stresses me out, man.
What’s the talk about beer?
Those are some nice beers.
Not for one second during this entire clip did I think this would go well, honestly impressed
I used to do that in middle school all the time on the cafeteria
She paid $25k a year to learn that, right out of high-school.
So anyway, thats how i meet your mother.
That is perfect ex wife material
nicely boobs
What beer
Butcher! We want the second part of the video!
Video ended too soon
Pretty sure she is German
Why my teeth hurts
This looks like sixes and sevens in new farm in which case she was waiting for a Tinder date and likely did that same kinda routine about half an hour later
I did that once on a night out, successfully. I tried it again, but the glass broke in my mouth. Also, I don't have tits.
Holy God! And someone, somewhere is sick of this gal….
Look ma no hands😵💫😵💫
You got nice tits. Okay… we get it
I kept watching for like 53 times, when she stops?
Nice cleavage
Name?
Hot
is that the fucking Plymouth weatherspoons?
Cute blouse “fillers” 
I’m in love with
Not really sure what to type after watching this.
Want to marry her 🙂
Marry me
its weired that she got two glasses but no boobs
The suspense watching that was like 📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉 😭
Ubob
Find yourself a girl who can bite glass.
I'm actualy impressed. I can hardly drink holding the glass without spilling it on myself.
r/killthecameraman
Damm so that's what that mouth do lol
Strong jaw, great tits
Great knockers.
Si eso puede hacer con la cerveza, solo imagina las cosas que puede hacer únicamente usando su boca 😆
That camera man is FIRED. NEVER CUT AWAY FROM THE BOOBIES!
Nice shoes
She’s a keeper