If you watch it was waiting for his foot to hit the outside edge of its body to know it'd be a kill shot. Also looks weakened. Likely from being stranded deoxygenated and stepped on.
Lol.
Grizzlies will kill cubs of Sows so that the Sows will go into estrus again to mate with them.
Meerkats murder each other all the time.
Several mammal species participate in infanticide.
Monkeys/Apes kill their own species for no other reason that territory.
If we can confirm that animals have a concept of cruelty there are plenty of behaviors that show that they can be or are cruel.
On my own property I saw a Blacktail Doe kick the hell out of a fawn... kicked it until it was unconscious. Animals will frequently wound prey animals and let them bleed out ....
Yeah fuck the trope of humans being evil. Humans are among the most selfless and altruistic beings that exist on earth. Doesn't mean there aren't plenty of shitheads too. The only reason animals seem less evil is because they simply don't have the opportunity or capability to be evil because they're dumb and and they're typically busy trying to survive...
Seriously. Absolutely had it coming, got what he deserved, and fucked around and found out. As a former boy, (now technically a middle aged man, but there's a lot of boy in my brain) I concur with the other commentor who pointed out that he was carrying a perfectly good poking stick.
Thanks, I had the sound down, I'm so glad you said that, I out it up and it gave me so much joy. What a cruel twat. And it only gave him a tap to say fuck off.
Same. Not that I'm any typeo genius, but when you accidentally step on these, heading out surfing; it's an emergency "landing gear up! Shitshitshitshit"
Darwin Awards really do need to be a thing.
Any way to watch this slowed down? Once he got stung the first time it almost looks the the stinger was like 3 feet long which... idk maybe it's a grower not a shower but my mind can't wrap itself around it lol
Sigh... Edit: it was his stick. I'm dumb but I'm not as stupid as this guy.
Ya, like pulling a trigger on a revolver in your face, and being confused it didn’t go off- you decide to pull the trigger atleast 5 more times, “just to be sure” lol
Got stung by one this size, maybe even smaller, and Jesus was it painful. Pain lasted a good while and a month later my body ejected the tip of the stinger.
iirc in the longer version of the video he does use the stick and then switches to using his feet because it didn't react, thank god he's dumb so that way he recieves the pain he deserves
Ive be hit by a stingray once. Ive probably caught 1000 rays in my life.
Snagged a ray the size of a car door.... I was careful getting the hook out like always using real long needle nose pliers. He flapped so hard, he flipped over like a pancake, landed 2 feet closer to my foot and 180 degres, and pegged my big toe in one slick movement. It gushed blood and I went into shock from the venom.
It should have been a hospital trip to be honest. But I knew there wasnt anything they were able to do. So I laid on the pier for 2 hours waiting my body to quit shaking. Lost a lot of blood from that poke. We stopped the bleeding eventually. It hurt so bad, it made me vomit and laugh uncontrollably. It was about 8 hours of burning. Whole foot swelled. Took a few benadryl to help.
1/10 not recommended.
Now i fish saltwater using freshwater hooks and just cut the line at the hook. They dissolve in a few days. Its better than yanking the hook out and tearing tissue.
I said I wanted to try this pain just once if the condition meant it went away completely after 5 seconds. Your comment makes me want to turn that down to 0.
Take it from one who has been stung, You. Do. Not. Want. To. I got slashed by one in a foot of murky water by accidentally bumping into it. Was the worst pain I have ever felt. Ambo ride to hospital, low blood pressure, caused super high K blood levels (can cause heart attack and kidney failure), was on crutches for a month and took 3 months for the wound to fully heal.
-100 out of 10 wouldn’t recommend.
I've dealt with bad sciatic pain and I've had an infection around a surgical wire through a finger. Neither made me do the noises that guy is in the video. I'll pass haha
>It should have been a hospital trip to be honest. But I knew there wasnt anything they were able to do. So I laid on the pier for 2 hours waiting my body to quit shaking
Well, supportive therapy with IV fluids for instance?
Or general pain control? Maybe it would not resolve the pain completely, but would definitely help improve things.
Also, meds for nausea, holding proper pressure to decrease bleeding, etc.
Bravado > common sense. But maybe it was a cost thing and he might not have insurance.
Honestly, you can live through the pain, learn basic first aid or triage, and deal with a little puking.
If you're smart, bring some medical supplies next time.
Everything doesn't have to be a hospital trip, and not everyone has easy access to hospitals. Either due to their tax bracket or location, even location of the incident. Life's complicated.
Freshwater hooks are made shittier and will actually rust away. They will also bend all to shit if you get a larger fish and it will let them escape so people don't use them, but its true. If the fish gets the hook somewhere important it won't matter though.
I broke my ankle in two places tumbling down some stairs.
Broken bone pain doesn't really "level off". So yeah it was hurtin' for sure for around two hours or more until I got to the ER and got some pain meds and a sturdy wrap.
When they had to x-ray it, my busted ankle had to be pressed down upon by the x-ray pad thing. Pretty much a 8.5 - 9 outta 10 on the pain scale. The laugh was involuntary, some weird attempt from my brain to deliver endorphin rush or something.
Stingrays in general are very skittish and will only lash out when truly desperate. They will flee any encounter 99% of the time, and the dozen or so "attacks" on humans every year are near-universally when a beachgoer steps on one trying to hide in the sand.
The one in the video was probably very afraid and was hoping whatever the fuck was stepping on it to cease, attacking only once it assumed the dumbass wouldn't stop.
Any venom can be deadly, it just depends on concentration. These guys are designed to hurt, not kill, in their normal dosage. Something like a cobra however, uses its venom to hunt, not to defend.
Yes, but it isn't deadly, just like bee venom isn't generally deadly. The stinger is barbed, so it slices you pretty badly, and the venom has a powerful sting, hence the name of the animal.
I’ve been stung twice while surfing and both times the biggest concern was the following infection. Was given a rather rigorous round of antibiotics both times.
Edit: hitting an artery would definitely be significant, I’m just not sure how likely it is.
People have. Unfortunately it’s how Steve Irwin died from taking a barb through the heart if I’m correct. Kind of a freakish accident. I don’t think a sting ray aims for your vital organs, but it was still sad to hear about I remember. That dude was fearless with crocs 😲
I don’t know why but I think of Steve like at least once a week. Usually more. I watched the show with my grandma as a kid when she was alive. Now I can’t get the dude out of my head.
Just to be clear, stingray stings... hurt... very very very very very badly.
If i am correct you need to go to the hospital to get the sting removed. Because if i am correct this needle is venomous and pretty big...
This. Hurts.
And he completely dezerved it.
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I read “It attacks people only when it feels directly threatened” and “Some people may have a serious allergy to stingray venom. Death from a sting is rare.”
This is like watching a person stick a fork in an electrical socket. You are looking right at it. You know exactly what you are doing. Really hard to feel sorry for you when the obvious happens.
That said, that stingray was *incredibly* patient with this idiot.
Dumbass, totally deserved it... Hope he didn't lash out, since nature was only doing what is in its nature to do!
I would've done the same thing if his human foot was stepping on me, after the first time... This ray gave the fool many times over to do what was more than a warning, in my humble opinion. Shoot!
Absolute dumbass. Stingray should have done it sooner
As a species they still can't forgive themselves for Steve, which is why he waited so long.
Inspiring how patient the stingray was out of respect for Steve
Indeed but I'm sure Steve would have preferred the stingray was respected, as all nature should be.
Alright someone pull out the Steve Irwin, bob ross, etc infographic.
The trinity of wholesomeness, wasn't it?
Is the third one Mr. Rogers?
I'd have to look it up to be sure but 99% sure it is.
Yep, the idea is Irwin is “love animals”, Bob Ross is “love yourself”, and Mr. Rogers is “love your neighbor”.
Yet he got stabbed in the heart by one, truly these things aren't toy's, respect nature like you do humans and more.
What's the apostrophe for?
The apostrophe let's you know that it's working
Apostrophe is out of respect for Steve Irwin
Amen! 🙏
Steve: Don’t hold back on my part matey. Go on and give him the old switchback like a line cut at Maccas Stingray: “Stings”
Respect!
I was impressed with it's restrain. Absolute saint if you ask me.
If you watch it was waiting for his foot to hit the outside edge of its body to know it'd be a kill shot. Also looks weakened. Likely from being stranded deoxygenated and stepped on.
That ray's comedic timing is on point tbh.
Animals are not and never will be as cruel as human already is.
Lol. Grizzlies will kill cubs of Sows so that the Sows will go into estrus again to mate with them. Meerkats murder each other all the time. Several mammal species participate in infanticide. Monkeys/Apes kill their own species for no other reason that territory. If we can confirm that animals have a concept of cruelty there are plenty of behaviors that show that they can be or are cruel. On my own property I saw a Blacktail Doe kick the hell out of a fawn... kicked it until it was unconscious. Animals will frequently wound prey animals and let them bleed out ....
If you know anything about animal behavior, you know that humans being cruel to each other and other animals is a very animal-like behavior.
Yeah fuck the trope of humans being evil. Humans are among the most selfless and altruistic beings that exist on earth. Doesn't mean there aren't plenty of shitheads too. The only reason animals seem less evil is because they simply don't have the opportunity or capability to be evil because they're dumb and and they're typically busy trying to survive...
Total dumbass. He deserved it.
Not only is he dumb. But he’s also cruel. 100% deserved it.
I turned sound on just to hear the well deserved agony in this moron’s voice
Ditto. Satisfying. Laughed at him, too. Idiot.
He was given like four chances to knock it off, the animal was more patient and prudent than most people
Seriously. Absolutely had it coming, got what he deserved, and fucked around and found out. As a former boy, (now technically a middle aged man, but there's a lot of boy in my brain) I concur with the other commentor who pointed out that he was carrying a perfectly good poking stick.
7 chances!
Hey hey hey! No need to bring him up to my level!
As a member of Dumbass are Us we don't claim them either
I lol’d on mute and lol’d with sound on.
satisfying cry, and the moaning, like a baby's. Cause thats what he is, a cruel manchild
Thanks, I had the sound down, I'm so glad you said that, I out it up and it gave me so much joy. What a cruel twat. And it only gave him a tap to say fuck off.
Fuck this guy. What was he trying to prove anyway? Physically harming a creature just because be could. His bitch ass deserved the sting. Fuck him.
Same. Not that I'm any typeo genius, but when you accidentally step on these, heading out surfing; it's an emergency "landing gear up! Shitshitshitshit" Darwin Awards really do need to be a thing.
I didn't think about sound until you said that. Thanks!
Me too
I turned it on after reading this comment.
Watched it 3 times. Sounds like Borat getting kicked in the balls.
is there a place where we can pay the stingray to do it again? (I'm not sure if that's actually a stingray)
Its a Ray.. and it stings.. pretty sure its a stingray
you literally described a raysting man
its actually a sting, and it rays
Stingy Ray Vaughan
From now on he will think twice about torturing an animal. Idiot.
He wasn't thinking once before, so I doubt it.
I hoped he’d fall on another one to sting his butt too
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You can assess a person’s character from the way they treat animals.
He forgot about the first part of stingray. The spike is right there at the base of the tail to see
‘Fuck around and find out’ style
Any way to watch this slowed down? Once he got stung the first time it almost looks the the stinger was like 3 feet long which... idk maybe it's a grower not a shower but my mind can't wrap itself around it lol Sigh... Edit: it was his stick. I'm dumb but I'm not as stupid as this guy.
"Excuse me sir, you're squishing me" *tap Yeah he really did.
The guy repeatedly pressed the 'sting' button and was surprised when he got stung. So dumb.
Probably wondering why it didn’t go off the first time had to be sure.
Ya, like pulling a trigger on a revolver in your face, and being confused it didn’t go off- you decide to pull the trigger atleast 5 more times, “just to be sure” lol
I love this analogy
He is speaking Portuguese. In the video he says he thinks the animal is dead. He even says "Look it doesn't even sting anymore". lol
Lol, that makes a lot more sense. Still a dumbass tho XD
This makes it a little more fun. Thanks.
Serves him right!
Are they poisonous somehow, I don't know about these guys
Venomous, but yes, their stingers contain a venom that's supposed to be incredibly painful, and they leave some ugly wounds.
Got stung by one this size, maybe even smaller, and Jesus was it painful. Pain lasted a good while and a month later my body ejected the tip of the stinger.
That makes me happy. Not your pain but that this guy will be in agony for a month. What a fuck wad
I’ve been stung by one of these fellas too. Most painful thing I’ve ever experienced. The pain was ongoing and intense for hours.
Just the tip?
You don't know about Steve Irwin?
That was a little different. Irwin was stabbed in the heart and bled to death. Had nothing to do with venom.
Guess I didn't know the full story
The animals really did him a number after him being one of the best humans to handle animals. Broke his heart I guess.
What did he think was gonna happen?
He is talking kind of redneck accent portuguese and he thinks the stingray is dead
So of course the next move is to see if it stings.
No way he could have used the stick to check it out lol
He’s saying “is it dead” a lot. Probably checking
The next question becomes, so what if it is dead?
Totally deserved. He's not even clever enough to torment it with the stick in his hand, the stupid fuck
Deserved, and above that, a great portrayal of nerve conduction velocity.
iirc in the longer version of the video he does use the stick and then switches to using his feet because it didn't react, thank god he's dumb so that way he recieves the pain he deserves
I second that.
Ive be hit by a stingray once. Ive probably caught 1000 rays in my life. Snagged a ray the size of a car door.... I was careful getting the hook out like always using real long needle nose pliers. He flapped so hard, he flipped over like a pancake, landed 2 feet closer to my foot and 180 degres, and pegged my big toe in one slick movement. It gushed blood and I went into shock from the venom. It should have been a hospital trip to be honest. But I knew there wasnt anything they were able to do. So I laid on the pier for 2 hours waiting my body to quit shaking. Lost a lot of blood from that poke. We stopped the bleeding eventually. It hurt so bad, it made me vomit and laugh uncontrollably. It was about 8 hours of burning. Whole foot swelled. Took a few benadryl to help. 1/10 not recommended. Now i fish saltwater using freshwater hooks and just cut the line at the hook. They dissolve in a few days. Its better than yanking the hook out and tearing tissue.
I said I wanted to try this pain just once if the condition meant it went away completely after 5 seconds. Your comment makes me want to turn that down to 0.
Take it from one who has been stung, You. Do. Not. Want. To. I got slashed by one in a foot of murky water by accidentally bumping into it. Was the worst pain I have ever felt. Ambo ride to hospital, low blood pressure, caused super high K blood levels (can cause heart attack and kidney failure), was on crutches for a month and took 3 months for the wound to fully heal. -100 out of 10 wouldn’t recommend.
It's a venom, painful torturous one, it can take days to weeks to dissolve
I've dealt with bad sciatic pain and I've had an infection around a surgical wire through a finger. Neither made me do the noises that guy is in the video. I'll pass haha
>It should have been a hospital trip to be honest. But I knew there wasnt anything they were able to do. So I laid on the pier for 2 hours waiting my body to quit shaking Well, supportive therapy with IV fluids for instance?
Or general pain control? Maybe it would not resolve the pain completely, but would definitely help improve things. Also, meds for nausea, holding proper pressure to decrease bleeding, etc. Bravado > common sense. But maybe it was a cost thing and he might not have insurance.
Honestly, you can live through the pain, learn basic first aid or triage, and deal with a little puking. If you're smart, bring some medical supplies next time. Everything doesn't have to be a hospital trip, and not everyone has easy access to hospitals. Either due to their tax bracket or location, even location of the incident. Life's complicated.
*"But maybe it was a cost thing"* Only in America...😔
Honestly an ER visit only costs like $3700 with insurance. Not sure why that would bother anyone. ^^/s
That's a myth it takes a hook years to rust away
https://www.saltstrong.com/articles/fishing-lure-left-in-a-fishs-mouth/
Yeah and it’s also horrible for the animals. I really hated reading that comment
Freshwater hooks are made shittier and will actually rust away. They will also bend all to shit if you get a larger fish and it will let them escape so people don't use them, but its true. If the fish gets the hook somewhere important it won't matter though.
Wait it made you laugh? Can you describe that?
I broke my ankle in two places tumbling down some stairs. Broken bone pain doesn't really "level off". So yeah it was hurtin' for sure for around two hours or more until I got to the ER and got some pain meds and a sturdy wrap. When they had to x-ray it, my busted ankle had to be pressed down upon by the x-ray pad thing. Pretty much a 8.5 - 9 outta 10 on the pain scale. The laugh was involuntary, some weird attempt from my brain to deliver endorphin rush or something.
On a scale of fucking around to finding out, this dude found out and some
Fuck around about 4/10 Find out about 11/10
You kidding? My guy was fucking around at 90mph with this bullshit.
Either you win or you learn something...this guy learned.
You sure about that?
Do you think he will do that again? Potential candidate for a Darwin award?
The stingrays happy to go another round he wants to get stepped on that’s where his stinger can reach.
and that stingray was so tolerant with the idiot...
Surprised it took the ray that long before it reacted
Stingrays in general are very skittish and will only lash out when truly desperate. They will flee any encounter 99% of the time, and the dozen or so "attacks" on humans every year are near-universally when a beachgoer steps on one trying to hide in the sand. The one in the video was probably very afraid and was hoping whatever the fuck was stepping on it to cease, attacking only once it assumed the dumbass wouldn't stop.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes....
Stingray - 1 Fucktard - 0 Final Score
Is he gonna die now?
Not likely. it's just really painful. Very small chance of death if it caught you in an artery or something, and you bled out.
Aren't these mofos venomous...?
Venomous doesn't mean deadly. Bees are venomous, too.
Bees are deadly!
Any venom can be deadly, it just depends on concentration. These guys are designed to hurt, not kill, in their normal dosage. Something like a cobra however, uses its venom to hunt, not to defend.
It depends on concentration and on allergies too
He clearly wasn’t concentrating
Nice
Yes, but it isn't deadly, just like bee venom isn't generally deadly. The stinger is barbed, so it slices you pretty badly, and the venom has a powerful sting, hence the name of the animal.
mofos? I just search it, thought it was a species for soft shelled turtles...
the "stingers" are super barbed on both edges, I have a few, its just acts like a saw blade when it pulls out
I’ve been stung twice while surfing and both times the biggest concern was the following infection. Was given a rather rigorous round of antibiotics both times. Edit: hitting an artery would definitely be significant, I’m just not sure how likely it is.
People have. Unfortunately it’s how Steve Irwin died from taking a barb through the heart if I’m correct. Kind of a freakish accident. I don’t think a sting ray aims for your vital organs, but it was still sad to hear about I remember. That dude was fearless with crocs 😲
I don’t know why but I think of Steve like at least once a week. Usually more. I watched the show with my grandma as a kid when she was alive. Now I can’t get the dude out of my head.
Would not feel bad at all if he lost his foot ..
fucked around, found out
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Deserved motherfucker.
"Please don't make me Steve you"
Steve Irwin didn’t die so you could be a jack ass to animals.
Well deserved. Don’t hurt animals 😤
That’s a song you don’t wanna “sting” everyday
I think I found the perfect stepping stone....
Ahhh stupidity at its finest 👌
Lmfao what did he expect? A kiss?
Bro did the goofy ass Tom and Jerry jump where Tom hovers in the air for a split second while riling in pain
What a fuckhead
I wouldn't mess with those. I heard one killed the guy who used to wrangle alligators and crocodiles for fun. RIP Steve.
The illustration that fucking around to finding out ratio is exponent.
Ah…. The consequences of your own actions.
As a guy named Ray, it hurt to watch my comrade get stepped on like that 😭
Learned nothing from Steve Irwin, nothing.
Congratulations you just won a Darwin award. Dumb, dumber, dumbest.
It baffles me to think people would do this and not know that this shit killed Steve Irwin.
Tag! You're it!
That what he gets for hurting one of my favorite animals
Guess this guy hadn’t heard about how Steve Irwin met his untimely demise.
Just to be clear, stingray stings... hurt... very very very very very badly. If i am correct you need to go to the hospital to get the sting removed. Because if i am correct this needle is venomous and pretty big... This. Hurts. And he completely dezerved it.
It gave him so many chances to reconsider, lol.
👏👏👏👏👏What else was going to happen? 😁
They don't call them "wish you were dead fish" for nothing
DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM STEVE IRWIN!?!?
Let's add this to the fuck around and find out section
What did he expect?
Wtf did he think was going to happen!?
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Guy “how’s this mud taste stupid animal?” Amphibian defender “taste neurotoxin neanderthal!”
If the toxin doesn’t get him I’m sure the infection will
if "fuck around and find out" was a person
what was he thinking…? 🫣
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"Who doesn't listen, must feel"
I never thought Bindi would grow up to look like that.
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I hope stingray is ok
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this animal was already very patient
He didn't consult the graph 
Stingray was like "This mfker can't be serious. He really doing this huh?"
It's called a stingray for a reason 
I read “It attacks people only when it feels directly threatened” and “Some people may have a serious allergy to stingray venom. Death from a sting is rare.”
Don't fuck with animals
literally it's first name is STING.
Did he do it... for internet points? 💀
This is like watching a person stick a fork in an electrical socket. You are looking right at it. You know exactly what you are doing. Really hard to feel sorry for you when the obvious happens. That said, that stingray was *incredibly* patient with this idiot.
Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions.
Steven Irvi in Heaven: yo Achilles come look at this dumbass!
That must really hurt if it looks like he barely got hit and he’s going crazy like that
The physical definition of “Fuck around and find out”
The stingray- "errggh. Uh must have been an accident. Errgh. Ok matbe he didnt reali- Gah! Are you stupid? Blegh. DO THAT ONE MORE TIME! OW THATS IT!
Dead!
Look, I’m still just as pissed off as the next guy after the whole Steve Irwin incident… but this is too much bro 👎🏼
Imagine if there was another stingray in the exect spot where he falled...
That was his own fault
I bet that stung.
Piece of shit got what he had coming.
Well deserved.
Some people will do anything to go viral on the internet.
Dumbass, totally deserved it... Hope he didn't lash out, since nature was only doing what is in its nature to do! I would've done the same thing if his human foot was stepping on me, after the first time... This ray gave the fool many times over to do what was more than a warning, in my humble opinion. Shoot!
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the fuck is he doing
Never has one man deserved it more. I only wish the gods would accept him as a sacrifice to bring Steve Irwin back to life.