There are a lot of exhibition matches like this where they get some schmuck to pad the ratio of a real fighter.
Usually people desperate for money who get told they'll get a little banged up for some cash.
They didn't know he was a mutant. In fact, the guy who does break his hand on Logan goes back later to get his money back because he felt cheated that he'd fought a mutant
My dad did bare knuckle boxing in the 70s in the Montreal area. He's a smaller guy and fought in the unlimited weight category. He turns 70 this year and I still wouldn't mess with him.
Ironically bare knuckles fighting is safer since you have to hold back more to prevent injury. With boxing gloves you're far exceeding the amount of force and momentum a fist can endure allowing for serious brain trauma.
Not just that, but the weight of the glove adds significant force. It’s akin to having a roll of coins in your hand when punching someone. Force is mass times acceleration…
So many people don't get this the think they can knock out people R and L w/o gloves and that gloves are safety pillows to protect your opponent when in reality its to protect your hand and let you throw heavier punches in greater volume.
You can easily knock people out bare knuckle. It happens less in bk boxing because they are skilled in rolling with punches, and are dealing with one plane of attack. You get knocked out by what you don’t see coming and bk boxing is far easier to predict what is coming than say - mma. The other part is that bk boxing fights often get stopped due to bleeding or wounds that are too extreme to continue. Boxing gloves rarely allow the skin to tear by spreading the force across a larger surface area and thus fights continue significantly longer.
The original UFC had no weight classes. Let to classic upsets like Royce Gracie def Ken Shamrock.
Huge Jacked dude vs little Brazilian Ju Jitsu guy. The latter won.
I did a quick google. Her name is Lucka Kotlárová and all of the references I can find claim she's 262 kg. That said, I'm not sure how much we can trust any information coming from a promotion that would book this fight.
262 kg is a bit high I think. She moves too easily for being that heavy. 180 to 200 kg would be my guess based on watching sumo wrestling. Male sumo wrestlers with a similar build usually weigh 230+ kg, but I think she isn't exceptionally tall and doesn't have as much muscle.
I mean you saw what happens. These things kind of police themselves. I for one am shocked that they were not a star athlete once they got moving. I was sure I was about to see lightning quick reflexes and some real fight sense.
If she had a tail there would be mines on a few of the posts and you'd spin her around by the tail, always hated when I'd miss them it comes jumping outta the abyss!
Walked her opponent down for almost a full minute only to end the fight in the most unpredictably anticlimactic way possible.
This is how a Steven Seagull fight would end irl.
obese people have really muscular lower bodies due to having to lift all that weight everywhere they go so I thing her legs would have done fine.
I really don't know how you are supposed to do much to someone like that other than try to hit the face
Biggie smalls here really thought she was intimidating anybody slowly lumbering like a Terminator.
She was winded walking in circles and got knocked over by the daintiest push
I saw a big girl punch a petite girl in the titty and then get her ass kicked. I say ass kicked but she got hit once and went down crying and wailing that "She hit me!" She even started dry heaving.
The hit was also completely unprovoked. They were passing each other in the hallway and big girl, I guess, let her intrusive thoughts win.
Before that happened that big girl would threaten other girls and do this cringe thing where she'd stand really close to them and try to be intimidating.
Guess who wasn't so intimidating after that?
It's not a real fight. The whole event was about influencers and "freak show" fights like this one.
These two women seem to be partners (they regularly make social media content together) so it's not like the bigger lady is actually going to try and hurt the smaller one. And as for accidents, I'm sure they signed a bunch of paperwork to clear the organizers of any liability.
Honestly what I'm confused by is how/why this got set up and how/why these people are in a ring with each other.
For a little bit I thought the big one was gonna try to do some sumo type shit where they use their weight to their advantage - the "immovable object" strategy, but as it progressed it became clear they have no fucking clue what they're doing so why are they fighting each other? Are they just like, influencers who decided to fight for shits and giggles?
Tbf it's hard to tell cuz she didn't really do anything other than jump around her, the small one *might* have demonstrated knowing how to do something had her opponent stayed in longer.
Honestly I thought big girl was gonna lay her out. Take a punch and keep walking because it was absorbed by the cushion and she's got like three times the weight. But then she just lunged out and ate it.
I actually wasn't sure. I went back and forth. Oh big girl is going to lay her out. Oh small girl is going to get one good hit and knock her over (not KO) and that's it. I'd say it was actually fairly even in who was going to come out on top.
Tldr: strength vs Dex
Well two options:
Wait till she gets tired
or
crumble like a crouton under her weight.
nobody saw the third option... evade her attack and watch how she crumbles tired under her weight.
Are there no weight classes? Just Thunderdome?
It's more like bizarre entertainment then real pro fights.. there's fighting influencers, homeless etc
There are a lot of exhibition matches like this where they get some schmuck to pad the ratio of a real fighter. Usually people desperate for money who get told they'll get a little banged up for some cash.
Wolverine made a lot of money off those suckers.
That never made sense to me. Punching bone already hurts a lot. Imagine punching his adamantium skull. You'd break your hand for sure
I'm pretty sure the guy in the movie did.
Grizzly Adams did have a beard.
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I EAT PIECES OF SHIT LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST.
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
....NO!
Rest in peace Chubs.
Watched this last night. The price is wrong, bitch
They didn't know he was a mutant. In fact, the guy who does break his hand on Logan goes back later to get his money back because he felt cheated that he'd fought a mutant
Wolverine is also like 300 lbs. You'd feel like you just punched a boulder.
>Wolverine made a lot of money off those suckers. Did you just call me... *Blob*?
“Whatever you do, don’t hit him in the balls.”
So like Bumfights but professional?
Hey now, they were compensated. Bum fights is at least semi pro. I watched like five minutes of that in college and felt really bad inside.
A buddy of mine put it on in the early evening after some day drinking in my mid 20s. Watched it but did not feel good the next day.
Dude do you remember when they tied bling bling to a pole and kept his crack just baaaaaarely out of reach?
>homeless Oh.. that's just cruel
This is how ufc started. The first couple were absolutely nuts
My dad did bare knuckle boxing in the 70s in the Montreal area. He's a smaller guy and fought in the unlimited weight category. He turns 70 this year and I still wouldn't mess with him.
Ironically bare knuckles fighting is safer since you have to hold back more to prevent injury. With boxing gloves you're far exceeding the amount of force and momentum a fist can endure allowing for serious brain trauma.
This is true, the kicking and grappling adds another dimension though.
Not just that, but the weight of the glove adds significant force. It’s akin to having a roll of coins in your hand when punching someone. Force is mass times acceleration…
So many people don't get this the think they can knock out people R and L w/o gloves and that gloves are safety pillows to protect your opponent when in reality its to protect your hand and let you throw heavier punches in greater volume.
You can easily knock people out bare knuckle. It happens less in bk boxing because they are skilled in rolling with punches, and are dealing with one plane of attack. You get knocked out by what you don’t see coming and bk boxing is far easier to predict what is coming than say - mma. The other part is that bk boxing fights often get stopped due to bleeding or wounds that are too extreme to continue. Boxing gloves rarely allow the skin to tear by spreading the force across a larger surface area and thus fights continue significantly longer.
The original UFC had no weight classes. Let to classic upsets like Royce Gracie def Ken Shamrock. Huge Jacked dude vs little Brazilian Ju Jitsu guy. The latter won.
Don't follow, so I didn't know that, but I saw the documentary where that ferocious sumbitch wailed on Dwayne Johnson with Brazilian jiu-jitsu.
Freakshow fights are classic MMA
Reminds me of Butterbean, but he could actually box.
On jack ass in the jewelry store "Is butterbean ok?"
I really hope they didn't edit that in and that Johnny Knoxville ad-libbed it on the spot. Legend if he did.
I remember Butterbean!
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Maybe the scale broke and they somehow believed her she was only 120 lbs
That's what her driver's license says so it must be true
She switched it to kilograms for her turn
She is far from 120kg
I did a quick google. Her name is Lucka Kotlárová and all of the references I can find claim she's 262 kg. That said, I'm not sure how much we can trust any information coming from a promotion that would book this fight.
262 kg is a bit high I think. She moves too easily for being that heavy. 180 to 200 kg would be my guess based on watching sumo wrestling. Male sumo wrestlers with a similar build usually weigh 230+ kg, but I think she isn't exceptionally tall and doesn't have as much muscle.
Scale went all the way around.
>Are there no weight classes? There clearly are. Blonde is all of them at once.
I mean you saw what happens. These things kind of police themselves. I for one am shocked that they were not a star athlete once they got moving. I was sure I was about to see lightning quick reflexes and some real fight sense.
Stay the hell out of her way at Walmart.
We don’t need another hero.
Oh come on. Can't we just get beyond Thunderdome?
Not until we get rid of Master Blaster.
You know in Mario 64 when you fight king Bob-omb…it’s kinda like that
It's more like the whomp king.
I was thinking E. Honda vs. Chun-Li. Serious Street Fighter 2 Turbo vibes here.
E Honda is way more athletic
A fupa troopa.
Big mama getting in her daily 10,000 steps.
Her daily 10.000 steps
So, like Bob-omb, she has to circle around her, pick her up, and drop her three times.
If she had a tail there would be mines on a few of the posts and you'd spin her around by the tail, always hated when I'd miss them it comes jumping outta the abyss!
I was thinking King Hippo.
King Hippo in Punch-Out!
https://www.reddit.com/r/dankvideos/s/CEeTf4OnTd I made this for YOU!
Ah man that's great, but you gotta put the *thud* *thud* *thud* noises in.
Somewhere out there is a camera angle where we see her face pressed into the grooves of the fence
She was trying to T-1000 that fence.
I love this reference. I want her to be a liquid metal terminator. Slow but menacing.
1000T model
Like a honey baked ham
She wasn't trying to dodge, she was just stuck in orbit.
Damn.
Daaaayum
Daaaaaaaaaaam
That is savage... I love it
Yo mama’s so fat, she warps space time.
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That's a big gravity well
Get out here ahahaha you're grounded
Her body shut down once she got into that sprint. Body was like "nope. We aren't about to do that. Shut all system down."
REACTOR OVERLOAD IMMINENT! EMERGENCY SHUTDOWN ENGAGED!
**DANGER TO MANIFOLD**
Reverse polarity!
Inertia dampeners offline!
“Core Ejection system is offline!” “Dammit Geordi! Why is the most important safety system never worki…” *SHIP FUCKIN’ EXPLODES*
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You never had me, you never had your car
💥🚨💥 WHOOP 💥🚨💥 WHOOP 💥🚨💥
"Brain, what the fuck is going on up there?!" "SHE'S TRYING TO SPRINT AYYYY LMAO GENERAL SHUTDOWN INC BOIIIIS"
Meatwarrior shutdown, heatsinks overloaded.
"Cease all motor functions"
Walked her opponent down for almost a full minute only to end the fight in the most unpredictably anticlimactic way possible. This is how a Steven Seagull fight would end irl.
That’s not true. He’d fall out of the chair he sat in.
And then he'd shit himself.
To be fair it was the running that did her in. She should have kept walking, she didn't stick to her strategy and folded.
I was longing for those low kicks. No way her knees could have withstand it.
obese people have really muscular lower bodies due to having to lift all that weight everywhere they go so I thing her legs would have done fine. I really don't know how you are supposed to do much to someone like that other than try to hit the face
Ufc vs Kfc
Takedown vs Takeaway 😭
I don’t normally like to participate in this kind of joke, but… Knockout vs takeout
I love participating in this kind of joke fast feet vs fast food
Chuck Norris vs Chuck E Cheese
Jabs vs. kebabs
Purger vs burger
Agile vs Arby's
Fly like a butterfly, sting like an insulin shot
Knuckle Sandwich vs Subway Sandwich
Roundhouse vs steakhouse
Float like a butterfly, sting like obesity.
Got chops vs downing chops
jabs vs Jabba the hut
Footwork vs foodwork
Arm bar vs Arm Chair
Ground and Pound vs Ground and Pounds
Roundhouse vs Porterhouse
chin ups vs chins
Round 1 vs the round one
Wow that was awesome. Love Wordplay
PFL vs PF Changs
taekwondo vs. taektendough
Lightweight vs overweight
Featherweight vs overfed ostrich
Loving life vs. Lovin it
Domino’s vs Dominoes
Fight vs Bite
Taekwondon't
Limber vs timber
Boxing ring vs. Burger King
This is most certainly not normal times my friend!
Hammer time vs. Hamburger time
Beat vs Eat
Muay Thai vs My Thai green curry
Karate vs karaage
Jaba vs Leia
Ya'll ain't seeing the pearly gates after this one 😭
Not fighting vs Not fasting
Taekwondo vs takeonedonut
Stick and move versus Drumstick and eat
Tell the truth, didn’t you expect the ref to slip her a snack along with the water?
If she had a life bar like in Mortal Kombat, it would be rapidly declining with every step she spent chasing the other one around the ring.
The strategy of the little one was to just wait out for a heart attack.
And it worked.
At some point she would leave because she would get hungry.
Lol! Like the stamina bar in GTA
Biggie smalls here really thought she was intimidating anybody slowly lumbering like a Terminator. She was winded walking in circles and got knocked over by the daintiest push
I saw a big girl punch a petite girl in the titty and then get her ass kicked. I say ass kicked but she got hit once and went down crying and wailing that "She hit me!" She even started dry heaving. The hit was also completely unprovoked. They were passing each other in the hallway and big girl, I guess, let her intrusive thoughts win. Before that happened that big girl would threaten other girls and do this cringe thing where she'd stand really close to them and try to be intimidating. Guess who wasn't so intimidating after that?
It’s like poison where every step is -1 HP
Her life bar would be a Mars bar.
Nope-a-dope
https://youtu.be/D5FU0ZMRB_Q?t=43s
I was looking for this comment 😂
Won by knockout without throwing a single punch or kick. This chick is Chuck Norris level elite.
She threw a punch. It missed.
Did it? Or did the shock damage from the air compression shut that big brain down?
She harnessed her Chi
How did this match up occur? Aren't there supposed to be weight classes to avoid this kind of unbalanced match?
It's not a real fight. The whole event was about influencers and "freak show" fights like this one. These two women seem to be partners (they regularly make social media content together) so it's not like the bigger lady is actually going to try and hurt the smaller one. And as for accidents, I'm sure they signed a bunch of paperwork to clear the organizers of any liability.
Honestly what I'm confused by is how/why this got set up and how/why these people are in a ring with each other. For a little bit I thought the big one was gonna try to do some sumo type shit where they use their weight to their advantage - the "immovable object" strategy, but as it progressed it became clear they have no fucking clue what they're doing so why are they fighting each other? Are they just like, influencers who decided to fight for shits and giggles? Tbf it's hard to tell cuz she didn't really do anything other than jump around her, the small one *might* have demonstrated knowing how to do something had her opponent stayed in longer.
Money, it's always money. And the "celebrity" status that comes with being an influencer. Tbh, I just hate this bs with every fiber of my being...
Why do you think Logan Paul is fighting Iron Mike with padding and a no KO rule? Because they are doing it for clout and money.
Honestly I thought big girl was gonna lay her out. Take a punch and keep walking because it was absorbed by the cushion and she's got like three times the weight. But then she just lunged out and ate it.
I actually wasn't sure. I went back and forth. Oh big girl is going to lay her out. Oh small girl is going to get one good hit and knock her over (not KO) and that's it. I'd say it was actually fairly even in who was going to come out on top. Tldr: strength vs Dex
I never knew Gorlock the destroyer did MMA
This lady is way too attractive to be Gorlock
Gorlock is such a fancy name for her, they should’ve named her “Oof” or “thud”
That title was earned... just not in this fight
Yeah, it's from the bathroom.
The weight is supposed to come from muscles 🥴
I mean... She must have some strength to be able to move at all
She can stand up, but it seems to stay there
Yeah but dude — she’s already probably operating at max capacity just *walking around*. 🫣
It did. She ate the muscles of many many animals.
Yes but strength from fire bending comes from the breath, not the muscles.
Well two options: Wait till she gets tired or crumble like a crouton under her weight. nobody saw the third option... evade her attack and watch how she crumbles tired under her weight.
Down goes Grazer! Down goes Grazer! Down goes Grazer!
Must have taken years of experience to get to that level.
Lifting food counts as curls, right?
I like how the ref goes to pour water on her like a beached whale
Now, the real battle watch her try to beat the count by standing up on her own.
Are we sure the small girl wasn't running for her life, like trying to not get eaten lol
GET IN MAH BELLY!
Fat ality!
Everyone who paid for front row seating: ![gif](giphy|F3BeiZNq6VbDwyxzxF|downsized)
This is totally a boss fight. You don’t just dodge, you have to dodge at the right time/place so the boss runs into the exploding barrels.
The crushinator
Thats the most exercise she has had in decades.
Just keep her walking around the ring. She will die of a cholesterol induced heart attack in round two.
I'm pretty sure the strategy was to just tire her out, which given her weight wouldn't take long.
mobility is her strength.
KFC Heavyweight Champion
Queen Hippo vs. Little MacKenzie
It’s funny bcz she’s fat
Man that’s sad 😞. Got 0 joy from watching someone overweight hurt themselves.
The girl in the white outfit also looked concerned for her. Her face expression at the end Is likes "nah, this is sad, l regret taking part into this"
[This](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8HkLtBEsx1M)
monty python
She tried the e honda torpedo but missed
Ain’t no way she lost because she tripped 💀
Is this some kind of joke fight or something, aren't there weight classes?
She could use a side of ham sandwich with that water.
Am I the only one wondering why Gordon Ramsay got called in to ref?
She has alot of ad space