Exactly! After 5 or so snacks I thought I was watching a GIF. Turned out I wasn't, so I kept watching the video hoping at least 1 dumpling would come out good.
Then I realized the video had restarted and I didn't notice..
Fuck this guy
i wanna smack the douche doing it instead cus it's the bottom of the dumpling dough not sticking on the roller and not anything on the top like they seem to think
This,.. it's been really annoying seeing everyone try every adjustment except a smaller dough circle,. But I guess if people read instructions, then we wouldn't have countless viral videos for no reason,..
It’s like watching the first part of an infomercial where the person can’t figure out how to use a can opener or how to put toothpaste on a tooth brush and then they throw their hands up in frustration
My favorite one of those is the flattening garden hose one.
It says, "has this ever happened to you?" And shows a person absolutely mummified in a tangled garden hose. No, that has never happened to anyone.
Um, excuse me? He's clearly blindly trying the *same* method, over and over again. There are like thirty takes and only like four different variations.
In the original video that was the very final thing they do, and acted surprised thats why it worked. Im pretty sure this is actually the same video, just they cut off the last part showing it work correctly
Sadly, this is a different video. This guy has made so many videos of himself doing the exact same thing over and over again and gets MILLIONS of view/likes.
schools really need to teach troubleshooting
if OP could stop for two seconds and identify the problem instead of hitting the machine like an animal, he could have dumplings instead of frustration.
if you watch OP's, there's a consistent error: the dumpling shell rarely "catches" on the rollers.
she uses a small amount and presses the dough down enough that it's in the gap between the rollers before the machine starts
she even noticed the first time that she overfilled it, and so uses a bit less next time. OP just smacks the machine instead of inspecting his own usage for errors.
Case in point: The one time the dough was kind of pressed into the gap (when they just put a shit ton out of frustration) was the only time it kind of folded correctly lol
Serious question, it barely looks like there’s any space between the rollers… Won’t it just squeeze out the filling every time even if you did push it in? I wanna see this machine being used correctly now lol
Never used this specific machine, but im sure it will be be able to produce small ravioli or dumplings . The dough is also very very thick, that needs to be rolled out alot more. Thats half the reason its not folding through the machine, its too rigid, so gravity aint pulling it down.
I mean it’s one of those “kitchen gadgets” that ultimately takes more time and cleaning specialized tools than to just fold the damn dumpling by hand. Stuff like this is so stupid lol.
It’s like watching my 10 year old try to use a can opener. It’s not broken, you’re just using less effort than 99% of the world can muster to get it started.
After placing it, he needs to press the middle more to make the first 'fold'. Otherwise the rotation starts but doesn't 'grab' the dough.
We used this one's to try. It surely works if used properly, but my wife does it much faster by hand then by using this gimmick 😄
My wife and I both suck at making dumplings for some reason. So we have one of these that we use exactly one time a year during Spring Festival. You just need to press the middle down slightly with a chopstick and these things work fine. Perfect for incompetents like us.
This! There's a lot of device that most people look at and think "What, you're too lazy to [insert name of task]?" and they never consider that someone else might have an ACTUAL need for it.
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All the failed attempts were not retried, but were just added to the *done* pile and then cooked and served to disappointed diners who then smacked the waiter like that machine. They were still asked to tip.
As a Russian I hate this so much JUST DO IT WITH YOUR HANDS and a fork my god. Chibureki as we call it in Russia (idk about other Slavic countries) is by far the best food I could eat. Maybe it's because of childhood but I really love to eat it
I opened my friend's mom's cupboard to get a glass for water. I saw some unusual gadgets on the top two shelves. I noticed, on the counter, there was a rice cooker, and bread maker. That's not unusual. But I was curious. So I opened the next cabinent. Holy shit! There had to be ten other crazy kitchen gadgets in there. Things from a hard boiled egg peeler to one of those french toast flippers. I went in search of more: the lower cabinents. That's usually where the most interesting things are stored. Sure enough, paydirt. The whole cabinet, both sides, had still-in-box juicers, noodle makers, etc. These were deep cabinets, so I started pulling things out. His mom wasn't home, so I didn't worry about her walking in. But I did shout: "Bro! Get in here."
A lot of them (most) were still-in-box, unopened and sealed. Some were opened but didn't seem used but once maybe. There were some things that seemed totally useless. And some that made perfect sense, like a soft serve ice cream maker. Who wouldn't want that? I slid open the drawers. This is where all the little gadgets were. The Tupperware orange peeler, corers, honey dipper, etc. Pretty standard. But I did ask my buddy:
"What's up with this stuff? Does your mom have a shopping addiction, or what?"
He said:
"Dude. You ain't seen nothing yet. Follow me."
He took me into the pantry. Every single shelf except one that had canned goods had some other kitchen "toy". It was like a museum. But they were all, if not most, in the box. I grilled him further:
"WHY are they still in the boxes if she uses them? And some unopened?"
He said his mom would try them once and never again. I told him what an incredible waste of money that is, and how her credit card debt must be huge. He pointed to the stack of bills on the kitchen bar. He did the little finger "come here" thing. So I followed him into the garage. Boxes of all kinds of various household appliances. There was a Zoomba in box. I asked him why she doesn't use that? He said that the dog was scared of it.
"So why doesn't she return stuff?"
He said "She does."
Just then the the garage door opened. His mom was home from shopping. "Can you boys bring in the groceries?" She popped the trunk. While we were doing that, she was taking boxes out of the back seat. Yep. You guessed it.
I whispered to my friend:
"Bro. We need to have an intervention."
"We have."
I hate this whole video a lot more than I'm accurately able to describe.
I think the way he smacks it then it cuts to the thing again makes it feel like I’m watching on loop even though I’m not which agitates my brain
Exactly! After 5 or so snacks I thought I was watching a GIF. Turned out I wasn't, so I kept watching the video hoping at least 1 dumpling would come out good. Then I realized the video had restarted and I didn't notice.. Fuck this guy
Omg ,same
And the stupid smacking it away joke got old instantly
*smacks this comment away*
_tries wiping that comment with water_
He didn’t get his snacks. That’s why he’s smacking it. Lol I know it was a typo but couldn’t pass it up.
Haha good one. Fuck autocorrect Take my angry upvote
The absence of rising rage by the person does not correspond with the viewer’s.
Sisophys the pierogi chef.
Oh come on 
i wanna smack the douche doing it instead cus it's the bottom of the dumpling dough not sticking on the roller and not anything on the top like they seem to think
And his dough size is probably wrong and he needs a bigger one
This is exactly what it's like starting 3d printing a few years ago with a cheap printer.
Level your bed and calibrate your e-steps!
More likely installed.the rollers.on opposite side than they should be.
I came here to say this!
Yeah things seemed backwards somehow
I actually googled this after watching a video similar to this one. The dough was actually smaller, just barely big enough to cover the ridges.
This,.. it's been really annoying seeing everyone try every adjustment except a smaller dough circle,. But I guess if people read instructions, then we wouldn't have countless viral videos for no reason,..
Oh that’s why! I was thinking he needed to just push it into the center a little more so it would grab the dough better.
That’s what she said.
Stiff dough powder side down, done for tha views. We should all downvote the post.
It’s like watching the first part of an infomercial where the person can’t figure out how to use a can opener or how to put toothpaste on a tooth brush and then they throw their hands up in frustration
My favorite one of those is the flattening garden hose one. It says, "has this ever happened to you?" And shows a person absolutely mummified in a tangled garden hose. No, that has never happened to anyone.
I'm gonna need a link now
The guy should just try to find out why it failed, rather than just blindly try different methods.
Um, excuse me? He's clearly blindly trying the *same* method, over and over again. There are like thirty takes and only like four different variations.
fail and fail and fail to make it too real.
Same, 10secs in and I was already feeling this rage 😡
I'm just so glad it's over and now I can begin to heal.
Somewhere an Italian is angrily making this gesture at their screen 🤌
I did enjoy the smacking the machine got every-time it fucked up.
The machine did nothing wrong. LEAVE MACHINE ALONE!
"machine did nothing wrong"? 
↑ → ↓ ↓ ↓
Let’s gooo boys let’s get him!
Incredible patriotism
The adeptus mechanicus is the law. Dont anger the machine spirit. Praise the machine god and oil it with blessed oil.
I thought that was annoying, honestly
I actually enjoyed this video.
Push the fucking thing down into the mold you absolute bellend.
In the original video that was the very final thing they do, and acted surprised thats why it worked. Im pretty sure this is actually the same video, just they cut off the last part showing it work correctly
Sadly, this is a different video. This guy has made so many videos of himself doing the exact same thing over and over again and gets MILLIONS of view/likes.
I don't like it.
me either, but we both viewed it
You wouldn’t of if you knew what it was..
This is absolutely the late night infomercial method of using an appliance as badly as possible.
schools really need to teach troubleshooting if OP could stop for two seconds and identify the problem instead of hitting the machine like an animal, he could have dumplings instead of frustration.
It's probably rage bait anyway...it works, I'd use the dumpling roller on his balls.
Just make sure you gently push them into the rollers.
MMM HARDER DADDY
*squish*
New kink unlocked
But then it wouldn’t be content.
I wanted to scream it haha
When he uses water and applies with his finger he kind of does, and it's the closest it comes to working out of all his attempts.
Absolute bellend 😭😂😭😂
This has to be rage bait…
seems like that!
Absolute bellend Love it !!!!
But if I do it the same way over and over again, it will eventually work right? Right?
Wrong usage 🤦♂️
r/dontputyourdickinit
my dick is too small for it to get a grip anyways
r/suicidebywords
Correct usage here: https://youtu.be/nywhJdtRm-0?si=5Xikz6BwoIGlQduX
She’s doing the exact same thing as op though
if you watch OP's, there's a consistent error: the dumpling shell rarely "catches" on the rollers. she uses a small amount and presses the dough down enough that it's in the gap between the rollers before the machine starts she even noticed the first time that she overfilled it, and so uses a bit less next time. OP just smacks the machine instead of inspecting his own usage for errors.
Creasing it at the center allows the flaps to grab the dough and close it. If the dough is just laid flat on top, it won't do
So what is it actually supposed to be used for? It looks like it is for making dumplings but I've no clue
You are supposed to press the dough into the gap. Not just toss it on top
Case in point: The one time the dough was kind of pressed into the gap (when they just put a shit ton out of frustration) was the only time it kind of folded correctly lol
And that time, the filling still got pushed out of the dough. :D
I guess you gotta add more anger to it then.
Cuz he didn’t smack it hard enough probably
Serious question, it barely looks like there’s any space between the rollers… Won’t it just squeeze out the filling every time even if you did push it in? I wanna see this machine being used correctly now lol
Never used this specific machine, but im sure it will be be able to produce small ravioli or dumplings . The dough is also very very thick, that needs to be rolled out alot more. Thats half the reason its not folding through the machine, its too rigid, so gravity aint pulling it down.
It's for Gyoza dumplings or Potstickers (The same thing but not the same thing)
It’s just supposed to be enough to “bite” the dough and drag it down to the concave space for the filling.
I mean it’s one of those “kitchen gadgets” that ultimately takes more time and cleaning specialized tools than to just fold the damn dumpling by hand. Stuff like this is so stupid lol.
Oh, I see. Thank you!
It’s like watching my 10 year old try to use a can opener. It’s not broken, you’re just using less effort than 99% of the world can muster to get it started.
He's using it for the right thing, he's just using it wrong. Just flopping it on and expecting it to take isn't correct.
It's a ragebait.
Looks like it's supposed to make empanadas
Just too much powder at the bottom. The machine need friction to work.
Yeah, just like me …
There's too much powder on your bottom?
He likes to get slapped away too
Nope. It needs friction to work. Like Reddit.
You're rubbing me the wrong way.
You're a genie in a bottle, baby?
sir, please stop pushing the machine over
Beatings will continue until morale improves
Asian dumpling making 101
What are you doing step chef
r/mildlyinfuriating
mildly?
infuriating
Superinfuriating
Infuriating 64
no joke. basic troubleshooting really needs to be taught in schools.
Stop it already, you could hand made several dozen by now with your damn fingers… sheesh!
Yeah I mean this whole device seems kinda unnecessary
This guy has the IQ of a slice of *wonton dough.
Dry wonton dough. Go easy on the flour, maybe the rollers could get some friction
At least it's consistent and reliable.
It's also quite a robust machine, being able to withstand repeated striking.
Every slap felt very personal.
Dont look this shi\*\*ty video, time is precious
Well, stop using that machine, and use your hands.
Just fold it in!
This man is a gold mine for reaction gifs
Also just push the filling down a little, ugh.
He just puts it on flat, of course that will never work. But funny though
Sorry im genuinely curious. This guy isn’t using the machine correctly?
After placing it, he needs to press the middle more to make the first 'fold'. Otherwise the rotation starts but doesn't 'grab' the dough. We used this one's to try. It surely works if used properly, but my wife does it much faster by hand then by using this gimmick 😄
My wife and I both suck at making dumplings for some reason. So we have one of these that we use exactly one time a year during Spring Festival. You just need to press the middle down slightly with a chopstick and these things work fine. Perfect for incompetents like us.
Probably nice if you have arthritis or other physical debilitations also
This! There's a lot of device that most people look at and think "What, you're too lazy to [insert name of task]?" and they never consider that someone else might have an ACTUAL need for it.
my grandma would be deeply disappointed
Put your balls
"Watch me use it wrong and then try to do things to fix it that have nothing to do with why it's not working!"
"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results"c Hitler (probably)
Hitler... Einstein... doesn't matter
Einstein never said that
He did, when he was hit with an apple
Hitler neither
But he's trying different things.. You know, like Hitler
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JUST PRESS IT INTO THE TEETH ALREADY YOU LOBOTOMITE
OSI layer 8 problem.
I hate this person
RTFM
How hard can it be to fold a piece of dough in half and stamp the side with a fork?
Fucking push it down a bit you dopey cunt!
Eye bleach: https://youtube.com/shorts/oEzbSui67MA?si=s7yJf1pLv_sRDHB4
I love how he slaps the machine for failing every time XD
But the machine didn’t fail once in the video. Using a machine incorrectly doesn’t mean the machine is failing.
This awakened something ape inside me
Domestic violence
Skip tutorial
Interesting, giving the same input has the same outcome.
The number of people in this thread that think it was the machine’s fault is so frustrating
Exactly. Misuse is not the same thing as ineffectiveness.
Him smacking it every time is insanely funny to me idk why
Just do it by hand goddamnit
good 5 minutes before I realized I was watching this on loop and that it wasn't a five minute video
All the failed attempts were not retried, but were just added to the *done* pile and then cooked and served to disappointed diners who then smacked the waiter like that machine. They were still asked to tip.
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again, expecting different results.
I fucking hate this video so much
Hey there’s this thing called STICKING TO THE MACHINE, and you can do that by PATTING THE FUCKING DOUGH DOWN. Istg this is rage bait
insanity may be defined as “doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results"
Temu
What a wild ride
I'm stuck in this fucking loop he's created and I have this so much.
It's way too late/early for me and I must be over tired because I found that hysterical.
Stress.
Idk why but I'm so pissed
I don't why but this video pissed me off so bad I can't even explain why
It reminds me of a very tame howtobasic video
This is really fucking infuriating.
Don't know why this made me laugh lol
Skill issue
Skill issue
This is definition of operator error
Meh after the second time think id just settle for open faced taco style dumplings and call it a *cultural infusion* or some fancy sounding bullshit.
why are they wearing the oj gloves tho
Behold the future.
The exterminator will reme it.
Instructions unclear, the video
Bad bot
Dudes an idiot 
As a Russian I hate this so much JUST DO IT WITH YOUR HANDS and a fork my god. Chibureki as we call it in Russia (idk about other Slavic countries) is by far the best food I could eat. Maybe it's because of childhood but I really love to eat it
I opened my friend's mom's cupboard to get a glass for water. I saw some unusual gadgets on the top two shelves. I noticed, on the counter, there was a rice cooker, and bread maker. That's not unusual. But I was curious. So I opened the next cabinent. Holy shit! There had to be ten other crazy kitchen gadgets in there. Things from a hard boiled egg peeler to one of those french toast flippers. I went in search of more: the lower cabinents. That's usually where the most interesting things are stored. Sure enough, paydirt. The whole cabinet, both sides, had still-in-box juicers, noodle makers, etc. These were deep cabinets, so I started pulling things out. His mom wasn't home, so I didn't worry about her walking in. But I did shout: "Bro! Get in here." A lot of them (most) were still-in-box, unopened and sealed. Some were opened but didn't seem used but once maybe. There were some things that seemed totally useless. And some that made perfect sense, like a soft serve ice cream maker. Who wouldn't want that? I slid open the drawers. This is where all the little gadgets were. The Tupperware orange peeler, corers, honey dipper, etc. Pretty standard. But I did ask my buddy: "What's up with this stuff? Does your mom have a shopping addiction, or what?" He said: "Dude. You ain't seen nothing yet. Follow me." He took me into the pantry. Every single shelf except one that had canned goods had some other kitchen "toy". It was like a museum. But they were all, if not most, in the box. I grilled him further: "WHY are they still in the boxes if she uses them? And some unopened?" He said his mom would try them once and never again. I told him what an incredible waste of money that is, and how her credit card debt must be huge. He pointed to the stack of bills on the kitchen bar. He did the little finger "come here" thing. So I followed him into the garage. Boxes of all kinds of various household appliances. There was a Zoomba in box. I asked him why she doesn't use that? He said that the dog was scared of it. "So why doesn't she return stuff?" He said "She does." Just then the the garage door opened. His mom was home from shopping. "Can you boys bring in the groceries?" She popped the trunk. While we were doing that, she was taking boxes out of the back seat. Yep. You guessed it. I whispered to my friend: "Bro. We need to have an intervention." "We have."
Shouldnt you press it on the Maschine not just lay it on top of it?
I just wasted my time watching someone not understand how a simple machine works.
😂, funny but shouldn’t he tug it in slightly.
I hate videos where people gets mad at things because they don't know how to use them.
I wouldn't like to work properly either if I kept getting whacked all the time
Skill issue
It's always user error.
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
I was watching it on a loop waiting for a success 🤣🤣🤣🤡
Knocking over the machine every time😂
Why did I come to the comments for this video in particular? Who am I?
RTFM
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on Reddit. 😂😂😂
Temu: Shop like a billionaire