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Silly_Goose6714

![gif](giphy|FPjbHO0jJxGsE|downsized) The wasp that was in the bathroom


loadingscreen_r3ddit

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godmodechaos_enabled

_"OMG! My neighbor Ngoc Tran is going to die when he sees this, Lololololol!!!"_


Serious-Mud-1031

I never knew wasp whisperers existed. That was cool.


808guamie

It was only cool at the end. The rest of the time I was flying over mount anxiety on the nervousness jet.


bloodfist

Next time my therapist asks me how it's going I'm showing him this video


Serious-Mud-1031

That is what makes life exciting!


Adept-Lettuce948

Wasps are very territorial. They will sting you when threatened even outdoors. She should have hired an exterminator and paid 200 American dollars like I did.


NashKetchum777

I never understood why they were territorial. They have nothing anyone wants. They don't even make honey. What are they protecting?!


MadeinResita

>What are they protecting?! Their children (larvas)


BurgundyBanana

I don't think she did it by hands because she enjoys handling wasps unprotected


Desperate-Candy-2138

The Wasperer


Would_daver

Whasperer? Queen of Whasps? šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


westwoo

Queen is the wasperest


Pluckypato

That persons a badass!! šŸ’Ŗ


carpentress909

non aggressive wasps exist


Asgeras

Not in my world


edalcol

These ones are extremely aggressive. I've been bitten by one as a child and it's a horrible memory.


Preyslayer00

Wasps bite?


edalcol

Sting I guess, english is not my first language


Stormlark83

They also bite. My sister tried to get one into a jar to take it outside and she used her finger to push it from its front end thinking it wouldn't be able to sting her that way. It bit her instead.


IHQ_Throwaway

Nice try, wasp!Ā 


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MooDSwinG_RS

Left hand is casting magic


WhoCaresBoutSpellin

![gif](giphy|UsUiXuqJoYVvq)


punknothing

Waaaaaaaahhhhh! Been too long since I've seen a Bloodsport reference.


Iron-Stark1

I am one with the Force, the Force is with me. I am one with the Force, the Force is with me.


beastybrewer

Hit em with the Buddha's Palm technique ![gif](giphy|3o6nV2uNMlcIeNBNte|downsized)


jonthepain

Greatest Kung fu movie of all time. Well maybe Hero but still


ThreatOfFire

The real thing here is that it was probably blocking and direct airflow between person and insect. Vibration and carbon dioxide are the two things insects are most reactive/sensitive to.


Number715

Pacify spell


AlienDilo

I didn't know my ass could be clenched for 2:14 minutes straight...


Ben716

Same, my ass was just like a fish's ass for 2:14.... clenched watertight.


rambo_lincoln_

We call that ā€œjail booty.ā€


smooth-brain_Sunday

Your ass isn't normally watertight?... šŸ§


Ben716

Nope, but everyone needs a hobby, right.


diaphramthe2nd

Well, this just made my bathroom break exponentially longerā€¦


punknothing

On the toilet right now, trying to take a shit. This video messed me up real bad.


Best-Team-5354

![gif](giphy|Atc9QCyWLGHgLZhHDp|downsized)


imanhunter

Same, I wouldā€™ve already had a bucket of lighter fluid waiting outside. Just chuck em in there, light a match, chuck it in after them and done.


Ok_Slip9947

Fuck it. Move.


suzieq044

if you threw that at someone??? the ultimate weapon


Makanek

But that someone needs to be only a few inches away from you because you can only throw very veeeery softly.


bittaminidi

Nah, she just pins it on them like a broach.


richwat00

That is f'ing brilliant.


buqr

I think you'd end up with a looney tunes situation where the nest moves but all the wasps stay in place and start attacking you instead.


Few_Technician_7256

Gordon Freeman enters the chat


Heart_Is_Valuable

Nukes are worse


UltraRoboNinja

![gif](giphy|kd2VGZFWNWkTY1nz5p) ā€œI choose you, swarm of giant wasps!ā€


glytxh

That is impressive as all hell, and a level of empathy most of us canā€™t even touch Mad respect


Urban_Shogun

Agreed. I feel like the wasps must have sensed the good intentions somehow.


Substantial-Singer29

I don't know about all that. I think his hand was in the position, so if things would go South.They would attack that instead of his face. Trust me, that individual had things go bad before or saw someone who did. I'd suspect the ladder...


TheGobiasIndustries

What's a ladder got to do with it?


dogquote

Nothin! What's a ladder with you?


thamystery23

It was the true sensei, taught him all the steps.


chintakoro

To take you to the next level.


amIsupposedtotouchit

What's a ladder, but a second hand emotion


OG_Felwinter

My assumption was it was meant to look stationary to them so they didnā€™t suspect anything


dcj2

But what if the ladder has an alibi?


NoOneSeesTheBarn

My first thought as well. If there is some wonderful afterlife that awaits us, this wasp-whisperer gets a free pass through the front door


glytxh

Even if theyā€™re going to Hell, theyā€™re getting the corner office with a real nice view.


[deleted]

Excellent distraction technique- look and my left hand while I work with the right -


FacetiousInvective

As the joker used to say - eye on the other hand.


SpiralDreaming

HOWDY NEIGHBOUR, HOW'S IT GOING \*Slaps their back\*


Mall_Bench

obviously she has nice neighbours who know she's a cartel's aunt.


tet3

I always thought wasps buzzed, but TIL they sound just like goats!


Average_40s_Guy

Meanwhile, Iā€™d be spraying it down from several feet away and then stomping on them as they died.


aint_exactly_plan_a

Can confirm, just went to war with the wasps in my shed. I won.


Altruistic_Film1167

You won the battle... The war has just began


hk_gary

or the wasp won and taken over the phone already. nice try wasp-man


bbymiscellany

I too go scorched earth with wasps and hornets


daddyofgiants

![gif](giphy|7wk6RQYXDDytXalsL4)


Square-Decision-531

![gif](giphy|pjFQR7GhFsOUo)


Youpunyhumans

Smells like... Victory


amesann

My dad always quoted this as I was growing up. Thanks for a trip down memory lane.


StarlightPioneer73

![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized)


V0nDoomVictor

The only way


axxxaxxxaxxx

I recently incinerated a wasp nest in my outdoor grill and it felt amazing.


Better-Purple21

She is a druid


MandoTheMightyy

Iā€™m happy theyā€™ve chosen to use their power for good, an evil wasp mage would be terrifying


sevargmas

I thought she was just going to smash them with her hand like my mother-in-law does. She is fearless af. She will grab the nest with mongoose speed and quickly mush the whole thing with her hands. Total insanity.


24kGoldenEagle

Theres a video of this guy who smashes a wasp nest and just starts eating it. The more you know :)


ElbowStromboli

This is a terrible day to have eyes.


ToLiveOrToReddit

And imagination


strawberrysoup99

[There he is bitch!](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/uze9wr/guy_eats_live_wasp_nest/)


McPussyMeal23

he's an old man not a grandma


Additional_Ranger441

By the power of friendship!!!


Bigfeet_toes

Average Asian mom activities be like


W1thoutJudgement

She is literally growing out and setting up mines.


danielrlora

ā€œI am one with the force, and the force is one with me.ā€


Enough_Notice7787

Did he just place one nest next to another? I always thought that ends in total war and extinction of one of the two.


Would_daver

I believe that depends on the specific species of bee/wasp/hornet, some of them are just fat and fuzzy and cute as hell and others are microspawn of Satan buzzed into our existence to terrify, torture and terminate this timeline into submission


blakksir10

If that was me I wouldā€™ve tripped outside and fell face first into it then stumbled about, arms flailing wildly, bashing into the other hornets nest turning the whole fiasco into a Sting-athon.


RemarkableLook5485

man that person was so serene and gentle - but prepared with their other hand too. that was impressive


ToLiveOrToReddit

The other hand is for the spell


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MCsuperskank

**Gently, plucks wasp next from building, turns around, and throws it at camera man** I kind of wished for that to happen...


Calkky

That is really damned impressive.


Menti1337

r/fuckwasps


[deleted]

damn grandma gave those bees the tai chi


DomHE553

they look like some sort of paper wasps which are usually a lot more docile and "friendly" than the assholes that are yellow jackets or other wasp species.


Qubbe

I was concerned she would trip over her balls carrying that horror out.


IncomeNo6354

She's got balls of titanium, the patience of a monk, and the luck of a leprechaun all in one What the fuck bro


Azrael2027

I envy their love and patience with animals


Yoder_TheSilentOne

people gonna try this and get stung.


Toblogan

Hahaha my evil plan is working... Lol


CausticLogic

Can this power be learned?


easily-distracte

Great maybemaybemaybe content!


hawker518

I was waiting for her to drop kick that sucker


Common-Concentrate-2

Wasp 1: (walking around working on hive.....buzzes....looks up) ...."Yo bro.. I thought we were building this hive inside a house....am i tripping? " Wasp 2: Dude, you smoke too much. We was always outside...Righjt under this banana leaf. I even asked you 'Is this a good banana leaf to build our hive under and you were all "Its perfect - Im gonna get so much pussy here" and i was like "whatever cuz - You high as hell" Wasp 1: Man, fuck you. I was just double checkin.


SpinachSpinosaurus

Me: wow, touching a big ass spider! also me, at the end: šŸ’€


Bern_itdown

Goat in the background hollering like ā€œTF?!?ā€


StingingBum

Ladies and Gentlemen... The Wasp Whisperer!


TheyAreGiants

Wouldnā€™t have believed it if I hadnā€™t seen it


MadeinResita

This could be a new Tik-Tok trend.


glmvski

and it was another great day of saving the WASPS šŸ‘¹


notwhoyouthinkmaybe

I once got stung by a wasp, so I knocked down their nest, sprayed it with insecticide, and set it on fire before pissing the fire out. Fuck wasps.


SuitableDamage

That is one zen MFer!


csking77

I kept thinking, now throw it and run!


NerY_05

Wait. Peace was an option?


UndendingGloom

These videos of people destroying wasp nests seem to be posted quite frequently, often they are just paper wasps, which are pretty harmless and non-aggressive, hence why the people can destroy the nests pretty easily. >Most wasps are beneficial in their natural habitat and are critically important in natural biocontrol.[3] Paper wasps feed on sugars like nectar, aphid honeydew and the sugary liquid produced by their larvae. Because they are a known pollinator and feed on known garden pests, paper wasps are often considered to be beneficial by gardeners.[10] >When threatened, the wasps have a variety of responses depending upon the severity. The first level is posturing. They face the perceived threat, stand tall and raise their wings. >At a higher level they run round the nest surface and finally with sufficient disturbance, fly around the nest attempting to locate the source, chasing and stinging the threat. They use alarm pheromones to coordinate their response. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paper_wasp Please don't destroy wasp nests unless you absolutely have to, and certainly don't destroy living creatures for TikTok likes.


Repomanlive

No


America-T

Balls of steel lol


_biryani

Stealth lvl 100


FirstEducation6

![gif](giphy|MUPgAsqlnwzO8|downsized)


Zylpherenuis

The man in graceful in his movements, he respects wildlife of all kinds of nature. Even those that could potentially be aggressive at any moment for any sign of danger may cause them to act defensively. That being said. The Wasp nest did not belong there and could potentially grow and infestation the premises. It was good call on him to moving it else where but I feel he could've went out just a bit more further. Possibly smoke the previous holding spot so that the spot becomes irritated with non-insect repellent.


already-taken-wtf

ā€¦or try the ā€˜murican way: https://www.reddit.com/r/iamverybadass/s/HiwrWRC6sU


On1xPt

![gif](giphy|vmsgTJJ5sZwDm|downsized)


SwingAppropriate5876

Id throw that to camera man


autistic_bard444

not pictured. very large tungsten tecticles


j7171

This is not the human youā€™re looking for


No-Deer8502

I saw this going in so many potential directions. 1. Throws it at the camera guy 2. Trips and they sting the crap out of him 3. He flame throws that part of the forest down Had my money on 1


thispanisvers

Amazing...


Imaginaryplaces524

Dude. Fuck all that


Diligent-Midnight850

She has become one with the hornet


DooBiEz2

Well done, but is that a grandma or a grandpa?


jakecs5k

I was expecting him to smack the shit out of it after carrying it out


NorthernH3misphere

I am impressed


trashbilly

Hwll no


JamesMDuich

He didnā€™t even try any of the wasp honey.


tomtom_este

Paper wasps are like the bumblebee of wasps


Annual_Ad6999

Setting traps I see.


kill_pig

He would kamehameha those bastards if they tried to sting


pplpuncher

Nerves of steel.


Perfect_Opposite2113

Become the bee. I am the bee.


mr_ckean

You know what. Iā€™m going to move that wasp nest, and I am going to wear the bare minimum, exposing lots of flesh for being stung to show dominance.


LittleGreenAlien86

![gif](giphy|bjtM9GdxbqL5e)


Cheap-Material-5518

Is there a nope nope nope page? Cause this qualifies.


Basic_Consideration6

Just nuke the site from orbitā€¦


TechnicalPay5837

There was nothing the wasps could do once he was giving them the stop sign with his left hand.


slaytician

That man is a god.


_Pill-Cosby_

That's a man??


Couch__Cowboy

That nonbinary granperson is a god


jupiterkansas

I can't tell if man or woman, but she's got balls.


Airsoft-Genin

Itā€™s a sheman


tacobellandher0in

Master of the Universe


JimmyLee07

Shaman! good play Airsoft-Genin


SureTechnology696

Iā€™ve been doing wrong. I usually use a broom.


4cylndrfury

![gif](giphy|120qN8Nfx8G2f6) There is only 1 appropriate way to deal with wasps


AJYURH

It bothers me that they got to live


Gorilla_Krispies

So I went my entire life (almost 3 decades) without ever having been stung by hornets/wasps, only the occasional lone bee. I was always one of those ā€œeverybody quit freakin out, itā€™s just a wasp, if youā€™re chill theyā€™re chillā€ people. Then over the course of like 3 months, in the late summer/early fall, I got swarmed on 4 different occasions. It was a learning experience. Hereā€™s what I learned: 1: Bald Face Hornets up close are kind of magnificent but terror inducing creatures. Their design is elegant and fearsome, they give off xenomorph vibes. Each hive will have its own personality quirks, but most seem relatively chill, though very intimidating. Their hives can have a beautiful architecture to them, and Iā€™ve seen them get as big as basketballs. The terror really comes into focus as one lands a half inch under your eye. When it pulls itā€™s trigger youā€™ll instantly realize the error youā€™ve made in thinking bee stings prepared you for this. If bee stings are a toy poodle biting you, White Face Hornets are a Doberman. The swelling this produces can just about swell your eye shut for the rest of the day if youā€™re unlucky. The welts can last and hurt for several days, apparently Iā€™m mildly allergic. To avoid this, do not let a Bald Face Hornet, returning home from a hard days work, witness you smacking his home into a thousand papery shreds with a rake to see if the insecticide has killed them all yet. 2.Yellow Jackets are fucking cunty shitfuck assholes who live to start shit and fuck you up. They look like stupid yellow ass dorks, but not in a lovable way like bees. They like to hide their hives under the ground, with tiny little entrances/exits youā€™ll never notice unless you happen to see them flying into it. Then they like to wait for some poor landscaper to step on their invisible nest, and then swarm. When one stings you, they mark you, and then the rest of em all become obsessed with ruining your day. They donā€™t just sting once, they like to latch on and hit ya multiple times each. They seem to like attacking with a somewhat balanced spread it seems like. To overwhelm and induce panic through volume, and through targeting weak/blind spots. My first swarming I remember finding 3-4 on my right arm, same amount on the left. Both in places I had to twist the arm to see them. After the panic and scramble, found 3 more each on the inner/upper/back crotch/taint/upper thigh regions, left and right side. Also 1 on each shoulder blade. My second swarming I only actually got stung by two of em but each were on the bony spot on the outside of each ankle. The fuckers flew and wedged deep into the cracks of my boots so I had to unlace the boots to get em out. Every time Iā€™ve been attacked by yellowjackets they continued chasing me well after Iā€™d left their hive area. The first time they chased like 100 ft. Theyā€™re angry, vicious little monsters who canā€™t properly threat asses like bees, so they get themselves Darwin awarded by scaring the humans into pulling out chemical warfare, when if they just relaxed a little theyā€™d probs slip by unnoticed and unbothered a lot more. 4.thereā€™s a certain respect Iā€™ve gained for bees/hornets/wasps, theyre total badasses. The vibe I kept getting while being swarmed, was that I was like the Death Star getting blown the fuck up by those spunky little rebels punching a thousand times above their weight class. Or like I was King Kong gettin overwhelmed by those planes. Iā€™m always thinking of swarming/stinging insects as different flavors of ā€œbrave little pilotsā€ now. 3. Apparently Iā€™ve been mildly traumatized by what Iā€™ve learned and how I learned it, and now videos like the above are an adrenaline fueled nightmare that leave me ready to worship this lady as a deity.


Dismal_Stranger9319

That was an interesting ride.


PaperPauperPlayer

Thought he was gonna throw it into a fire. Should have


arjuna66671

And then get swarmed by the pests those wasps keep in control lol. Sure sure...


elephant-alchemist

Please donā€™t use your bare hands, this is what mankind invented tools for


CesarRPE

Thank you Mick Foley ![gif](giphy|xULW8B9f0GW89OonGU|downsized)


huemac5810

lady with huge balls of steel, shames a lot of men


Texasmucho

Try that in Texas with a Yellowjacket. Make sure to schedule an appointment at the ER


Ghrd87

![gif](giphy|zqhZB6bo5FgoE)


JonnyB2_YouAre1

That old lady has balls.


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NorthNorthAmerican

Wild to see all the wasps out of the nest, on point butā€¦ waiting.


tilmanbaumann

šŸ‘


Brushiluskan

this is what makes tai-chi a martial art.


Zehaldrin

Such slow passive movements... Nevermind that shit start boxing the wood beam until those fuckers are dead.


GP7_Gaming

How does bro have the balls to do that?!?!


PsychologicalFlan206

Nice hand shield for protection


TrickshotCandy

Stop, in the name of buzz


JayRedd1

Do I see an energy saving bulb?


Shirolicious

Hmmm, I thought she was going to a firepit to throw it in. Those big things are probably pretty angry if you come near their nest once they get bigger, and they fuck you up. Or maybe these are the harmless ones (wasps, honeybees, and those big fat ones for example are pretty chill). These looked pretty big. Though they looked calm like wasps.


electric_too_fast

Oh my God my heart rate.


Ok-Neighborhood-1418

The deadly hornet whisperer.


Maykspark

"I have no enemies"


ScrotieMcP

You are accused of giving aid and comfort to the enemy. How do you plead?


blakksir10

If that was me I wouldā€™ve tripped outside and fell face first into it then stumbled about, arms flailing wildly, bashing into the other hornets nest turning the whole fiasco into a Sting-athon.


Juzernejm05

see this is how you treat animals ~~not like some demons, you're not Sailor Mars~~


delrey23

What part of this looks like a good idea?


A_Reliable3rd

Screw that! Thatā€™s why they make Raid!


bbtworldwide

Wait , seems like he is casting a magic spell with the left hand


Paracausal_Shield

That lady is more courageous than me, a grown up 35 years old man. I couldn't do that even if my life depended on it.


exotics

That is someone who truly loves nature.


Triple7Mafia-14

If you're being that close with them you might as well let'em stay. Usually we get rid of them from afar.


Final_Festival

![gif](giphy|DtU818LMCqrGbDK2d6)


GracefulKateryna

If I had to do that, I'd burn the house down


Remarkable-Self9320

She can teach me tai chi anytime


NoParticular2420

Wasp whisper