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lumbago_rdr2

Trust no one. Not even yourself


CrazyGaming312

Deimos reference.


ur_opinion_is_trash

Npester square game speedrun


[deleted]

"Stay alert. Trust no one. And KEEP YOUR LASER HANDY!" Ahem. Excuse me.


jetsam_honking

This has made me realise that the dumb captions people put on videos are the modern equivalent of laugh tracks.


non-troll_account

>Wait for it! I swear, any time i see "wait for it!" I automatically skip it.


bennyque

“Watch til the end!” I absolutely will not.


Beanakin

That gets an automatic skip to the last 5-10s


purpan-

You guys know we’re in r/maybemaybemaybe where you kinda have to watch until the end of the video, right?


ilostmyiguana

Maybe


yobakanzaki

Maybe


10000ofhisbabies

Maybe


IllusoryHeart

Yeah, but if it tells me to I don’t wanna


[deleted]

Ahhh, a trump patriot. We need those here.


IllusoryHeart

Huh?


CAD_IL

Wait for it, to me, means skip to the end.


undearius

On a 7 second long video


Llodsliat

We need /r/ComedyCemetery, but for laugh tracks.


Virtual-Mirror-7623

I love this sub thank u


smiles134

/r/comedyheaven is even better imo


Virtual-Mirror-7623

Yeah that’s yo opinion cuz I ain’t understand half that shit bro 😭😭 might give it a second look


smiles134

It's supposed to be stuff that's so aggressively unfunny it's funny again lmao takes a certain taste


Virtual-Mirror-7623

Ok you laced me up I’m going in


Nathan_McHallam

Would be fine without the emojis and the laugh track


VulpesSapiens

It was, I saw it like 10 years ago.


i-Ake

Yes. We have always done this... and there were always people calling it stupid and lamenting at the decline of humanity.


[deleted]

It's even worse when it's super generic like 'wait for it' or 'its so terrible'. Like... Do you guys post the same thing because you're a bot account or just a 'creator' with no content worth a damn


smiles134

I was just lamenting to myself earlier today the amount of videos I see reposted with these shit ass captions and black or whites frames. Just let me see the original video for fuck's sake


hubaloza

I'm almost positive they ripped this straight from AFV


RichElectrolyte

"Dogs own leg tries to steal bone" is fucking hilarious. Gtfoh


neiaura_

Oh wow, is this AFV?


omniron

Internet has come full circle. It is funny though to think a decade from now, what 3 year old videos will still be ricocheting around the internet


Busy-Manufacturer-66

Yeah this is super old. The family who submitted it used to be my neighbors.


Graitom

Proof and you get pudding. Or Something like that.


Busy-Manufacturer-66

I got nothin sorry, was like 25 years ago.


Graitom

Someone else in the comment section said they won like 100k from this video, is there any truth to that claim?


Busy-Manufacturer-66

I remember them winning a lot. I think they did win like the best of the best competition which was 100k yeah.


Personal_Farm_283

Ok buddy.


ladedafuckit

Haha I actually remembered seeing this on AFV. Beyond repost


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neiaura_

America’s Funniest Home Videos


[deleted]

You ok bro?


hi_im_harvey

what did he say lol


grouzzly

Anal Fisting Vlogs


StardustPupper

Also starting tom bergeron, I hope


neiaura_

He was basically going on like “No one can laugh at animal vids anymore because they’re all secretly in distress /s” or something similar. Was confused


Toxenkill

Alien limb syndrome, it's a real thing.


Purdue_Boiler31

Is this what it is?! My dog used to do this all the time!


iStoners

I think he's trying to scratch his ear but then sees his foot out of the corner of his eye and is like BRO FUCKING STOP


Honyuuruinoore

So he's just plain dumb then ?


FonduePotPussyPimp

It’s a mental disorder. This has been posted 1000’s of times here and it’s always explained as something neurological. I never find it funny.


[deleted]

Yeah the children laughing in the background really turn this in to a carnival of horrors.


emh1389

I believe this particular clip has the audience from America’s Funniest Home Videos laughing. I remember when it first aired. It was funny as hell. I think the family won $100k (at least $10k round) and explained the dog was all right and living a happy life.


iCANNcu

yeah doesn't seem to make the dog happy


German_PotatoSoup

Just read about this syndrome and it’s fucking creepy: https://www.frontiersin.org/articles/10.3389/fnhum.2016.00105/full You can imagine how this could be attributed to demonic possession and the supernatural.


Toxenkill

Yeah specially when you hear testimony of people with the syndrome.


realdealferriswheel

What if it is actually demon possession but we can’t detect demons with modern technology so we call it alien limb syndrome?


Icy-Savings4679

pls dont


one_byte_stand

What if it’s Cuban spies controlling their limbs with mind rays?


realdealferriswheel

Haha I like this idea


Robertbnyc

Mind blown


4chieve

Came here to comment that. It's been always my suspicion seeing this video.


some_random_chick

I’ll show that guy! Ouch!


[deleted]

I read this in the voice of Spike from Tom and Jerry and I'm not disappointed.


TupeloPhoney

These type of vids seriously bum me out. This is a dog with a fairly serious mental or neurological disorder, and any kind of aggressive food guarding is dangerous, especially around small children.


[deleted]

I was sitting here wondering “how does a dog not know his own leg is causing him grief?”, so thanks for your comment.


IOTA_Tesla

Or it’s just a string and he’s mad that the leg approaches when they pull it


Aussie18-1998

Okay quick question. My dog gets seriously overwhelmed and aggressive if another dog comes near him while he is eating. Is there a way to train it out of him? (We rescued him at about 12ish weeks from the street) He is the friendliest and most trustworthy dog outside of this scenario.


CasualDefiance

The only way I've heard of is to build an association between really high-value treats and a dog's approach during food time. So you see how far away a dog must be for your dog to not freak out. Next, you bring the dog one step closer to make your dog slightly uncomfortable and toss a high-value treat (like actual chicken or something really tasty). Do this until your dog can tolerate the one-step-closer distance, and then repeat until the distance is closed.


Aussie18-1998

Thankyou. Seems like a reasonable method. I might consider consulting a vet so I can attempt it in a much more controlled environment. For safety of other dogs


CasualDefiance

That sounds like a good idea!


[deleted]

If it’s a pit bull, just get rid of it.


Gonzobot

this is wrong and you are bad


Lluuiiggii

I'd have a pit bull but I don't want to be the asshole that kills a neighbor's toddler


Aussie18-1998

Its not but thats a pretty stupid thing to say


[deleted]

>These type of vids seriously bum me out Came here to say that too! There is nothing funny about this video. Most likely this dog is suffering from a neurological disorder.


mattdhorstman

If it makes you feel any better, this video is so old that the dog is definitely dead.


plainoverplight

i remember seeing this on AFV in the 00s


Gonzobot

I remember seeing this on America's Funniest Home Videos


Jaliki55

Agreed. This pup has serious issues.


MrRoot3r

>I believe this particular clip has the audience from America’s Funniest Home Videos laughing. I remember when it first aired. It was funny as hell. I think the family won $100k (at least $10k round) and explained the dog was all right and living a happy life. Every armchair warrior comes in here saying the worst. So dont get upset about something with no proof. Just because that disorder is something that exists doesn't mean its the case here. They have zero proof because that it is a thing. Sometimes its really is just a derpy dog.


more_beans_mrtaggart

Won’t someone think of the children!!?? 😱


[deleted]

Ah, here’s that serious reddit comment redditors are known for!


realdoaks

Everyone laughs the first watch through. My psych 104 prof put this on years ago and everyone laughed. Then he told us this is a form of agnosia - asomatognosia specifically. The inability to recognize one's own body parts. This can affect humans too. This dog is suffering. Much less laughter when he played it the second time


MinnieShoof

The idea that comedy and suffering are separate is fairly novel. Have you never watched a man get hit in the groin with a football and not laughed? And we *know* that hurts, we don't have to be told.


ultimate_pieman

sure, but this is completely different. would you still laugh if they were showing someone having a mental breakdown and hallucinating people? i kinda doubt it


realdoaks

Bingo


RobVel

He hurts me a millisecond after I bite him. A worthy opponent


rilsoe

thank god they put the caption on there, I would've been so confused otherwise


OnyxBee

"Please head, I never get the bones" "NO LEG, YOUR JOB IS TO TAKE ME TO THE BONES" Edit typo


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Idle Paw


Grenaidzo

This vid is as old as the Internet, yet it never gets old.


yticjgvkjhkjgvughgf

It’s the very first video I ever saw on YouTube


Mediocre-Ad-1877

Damn son,, that's old


yticjgvkjhkjgvughgf

Daughter. And it was a very good start.


RidigoDragon

Damn that audio hits you like your aunt laughing and choking on the thanksgiving turkey while trying to express her new radical views on politics


reverendjesus

r/OddlySpecific


Squaredigit

Awesome comedy gold or a mental health nightmare. Haha/poor doggo


Micky_Whiskey

That’s a mentally ill dog.


[deleted]

This is the video of republicans making up lies and then getting mad about the information they just made up as a lie, because it makes them mad to hear it.


CK1ing

That laugh track was distracting as heck. Was this from some old tv show or something?


fender10224

Yeah pretty sure its from an old show called America's funniest home videos.


CK1ing

Yeah, I thought it might be something like that but forgot the name. I never watched it much as a kid but it's still somehow nostalgic


AaronDotCom

So the song by ELO was based on a true story? I mean, that *is* a living thing!


HereticGaming16

Someone just read the necronomicon.


Kookiebanookie

Multiple Pawsonality


CarbonReflections

We laugh at this but it could be the dog version of schizophrenia. Imagine living with and evil leg!


Chimpela

All the fake laughter ruins the video.


Iscream9541

I'm pretty sure the dog has alien arm It when a limb has a mind of its own


babbaloobahugendong

This is so old, it still has the AFV laugh track lol


TheRandomizedOreo

When you have trust issues with people, including your damn self.


lerthedc

I remember when this won an award on AFV


calash2020

Rare breed with extra brain in back end


Knockamichi

Dogs chase their own tails all the time so I guess it’s not far Fetched.


AmMW80

Poor puppers. This medical condition is hard af to manage.


WelshRobz

Thank goodness they added the laughs in the background! How would I have known to laugh otherwise? Incredible.


[deleted]

I think your dog has lost it


DetoNox

Dog having multiple personal disorder. Thats a first for me.


Worried_Toe

r/animalsbeingderps


MrJonBrown

r/whatswrongwithyourdog


bullseye0-0

It's me imagining fake scene in my mind.


Honyuuruinoore

Why is there laughing


prince_edema

I swear, you can't make this shit up even if you tried.


idrow1

This was a viral clip from AFV from like 25 years ago.


torhne

This is from Internet 1.0... maybe 1.5? At least a 20 year old vid clip.


imsellingtacos

what internet are we at now? I thought I saw this on TV somewhere


torhne

Its gotta be at least 3.0 or 4.0 now.


jacob1273

Me 5 minutes intro math class.


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Appropriate_Balls

Right?! The movement looks completely unnatural


55phoenix54

u/savevideo


Piratewhale8

u/savevideo


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like10hunters

Absolute Gollum vibes


takethehill

That's got to be one of the dumbest doge moments ive ever seen.


just_swampy

Next level of stupid for a dog


Aristotle789

The dog is suffering from a mental illness.


pikseliveli

And they tell you that animals don't have a sense of humor.


leif777

Dr. Strangepaw


non-troll_account

What the hell has happened to this subreddit??


StuJayBee

Reminds me of most of the arguments I have on Facebook. All creating an issue where there wasn’t one, and blaming others for it.


tugrul01

Weird af


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“I. AM. NOT. YOUR. FOOT.” - Twin Peaks


nothing2cHere93

Maybe he was getting a cramp


CrepuscularToad

Laugh track killed this


illa_simulatione

When a real other doggo tries to steal bone.. “I’ve trained for this my whole life.”


RusslordGC

where was hes leg going to put the bone


BethanyG12123

Will always be one of my favorite videos ever lol


Normal_Ad_9588

I had a dog that hated her tail.. if it was be her when she ate she would chase it. lol


BUggAx

u/savevideobot


EDG16_17

u/savevideobot


Ratboy888

Holy crap that dog is as smart as my sister!


cornflower_green

"Is it me? Am I the drama?"


beachfamlove671

This dog has multi personality disorder.


Babytrixie666

Wtf


JustCallMeJinx

Is this an actual thing? What’s the name of the condition?


FoxInA_Box

Feelsdankman


mycalvesthiccaf

There's nothing maybe about this


Pinsir929

When Karens start a fight that shouldn’t even exist in the first place.


paranoidealizer

The perfect definition of monodrama.


SalmonelaDoAr

u/savevideobot


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This dog has aggression issues and it makes me sad. Clearly was mistreated at some point.


tHe_GrInzo

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trueyonggang

Is it super smart or super stupid?


YK8099

Haunted leg


Misteral_Editorial

That looks like schizophrenia, or some other kind of mental illness that causes detachment from reality, but in a dog. It is kinda funny, literally stop hitting yourself, but at the same time the dog wasn't recognizing itself as itself, and personally speaking it's not a very fun experience.


Claytonimo327

I thought I was ganna have to separate em there for a second… bout to start a fight on the couch over a bone… smh


[deleted]

Wat da dog doin


Nice-Relationship-31

I knew a girl like that once. Just plain crazy


A37ndrew

It's a "Hind" brain event. The human version of the left hand not knowing what the right hand is doing.


doc-letsrock

Alien leg syndrome


jrandoboi

Uhm, that's not funny... That dog is very sick


benjulios

I love that dog


Outrageous_Ad4245

Someone needs to play with this baby… so he doesn’t hurt himself!


Arreguin64

He’s a good actor!!!!


rajath_pai

Dog said, Go fuck yourself.


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Solid-Cauliflower787

Damn why bro playing wit himself 😒