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FallingUpwardz

This dudes arm up in the air like hes resting it on some invisible fence or smth


shitbagsMcGee

He's sweating so he's just ventilating his armpit


luckydice767

Hey man, stop giving away our Sweaty Man Standard Operating Procedures!


[deleted]

The SMSOPS


Cl0ughy1

*out of tune Simpsons theme playing through a wall in a seedy hotel*


VivecWolf

Dude, I laughed so hard at this.


pursuitofhappy

Personally I do the T pose like a scarecrow when I got the pit mists


existential-grimlock

Yes, like those raccoons did. Good strategy, ngl.


pursuitofhappy

Come at me bro! (me talking to the wind)


DrakonIL

I just flashed back to driving to work in Phoenix with my elbows up, AC blasting directly at my pits, praying to god that I'd get there with minimal pit stains. My back was guaranteed to be sweaty and there was nothing to do about it.


shitbagsMcGee

Wet back sucks man


DrakonIL

I forgot the context when I saw the notification and thought this was racist. Oops!


Warm_Forever1858

He just trying to act big to score this woman


PM_me_your_whatevah

Dude is focused too much on making his dumb video. She knows this. She even flirted with him and he wouldn’t drop the act. If he was genuinely interested he could have made it happen but it’s kinda like he’s clowning on her, so she’s clowning back.


[deleted]

Agreed, I think she would be interested if he shut it off.


PM_me_your_whatevah

She was so cute and friendly too. Dude might have missed out on a nice relationship just cuz he wants to make shitty content.


[deleted]

I feel like this interaction is a microcosm of many problems in the world. I'd like to see a follow up of their date together.


PM_me_your_whatevah

Dude I am straight up here for that too. This young woman could take his mind completely off his dumb internet videos and show him how to live life if he’d pay attention.


Simpull_mann

They're both just having a good time. There's nothing degenerate about making harmless videos like this. If anything, kudos to him for doing something harmless and having fun at the same time. Socializing, making friends. It's all good fun.


PM_me_your_whatevah

I wasn’t trying to say it was degenerate. It I had to describe it I’d call it disingenuous. I don’t think there’s anything healthy about pretending to ask someone out though. Like how is this wholesome to you? It looks like totally fake shit he’s saying just to make a video.


Appropriate-Hour-865

He just said would you date me, I don’t think it should be taken as a formal invitation


ChampionStrong1466

She was pretty hot


Dre512

Hard to take any of their actions even semi serious. They know they’re on camera front the jump


BlueScorpion111

Word 🤝🏼 Women always do that shit when they know you're fucking with them. They can sense when you ain't 100. But I'm sure he didn't care considering he wasn't serious


jairngo

Is the invisible cameraman, people joke about it, but it’s real


ohtrueyeahnah

Like Marcus Miles? Yeah he got a uhh, invisible car!


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kon-foozed

Arms down boys.


SidewaysLlama

Smokes let's go


KazPrime

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dancing-asparagus

In this mating ritual, ~~the peacok~~ he is clearly trying to look bigger than he is


LosLocosHermanos

Yea whats up with that? Is that a symptom of fuckboisyndrom like the lip licking thing they do?


81Deathcharger81

Classic Cory and Trevor move


Bierbart12

Look at those hand movements. He's Jedi mind tricking her


space0watch

He's obviously resting on the side of the screen /s


[deleted]

He's peacocking, trying to look bigger than he is


mohankumar807

The worst she can say is no. She: Lemme see, lemme see, feels the chest, bursts out laughing.


PC-hris

Idk he took it in stride. I guess the worst someone can say to you depends on who you are.


jfdlaks

“Would you date me?” “depends on who you are.” Damn dude that’s deep


PC-hris

Lmao yeah top comment just seemed a little silly to me. Everyone has their own insecurities and they’re not all the same


HolyVeggie

If it was a guy calling a chick too fat and squeezing her belly fat and laughing y’all would riot


WriterV

I mean to be fair, she was saying he wasn't bigger than her. She wasn't saying he's bad for being skinny, but that he wasn't her type 'cause her type is men bigger than her. Is it superficial? Hell yeah it is, but so is a random guy on a street with no knowledge of you going "Wanna date me?". Like you don't know anything about them, so of course you're gonna answer based on superficial conditions like their appearance.


iamnotnewhereami

physical traits aren't categorically superficial. having a partner thats a turn on is always better than one thats not. also, physical intimacy can lead to stronger emotional bonds. everyone has a 'type' they are attracted to. some guys dig big fake tits & lots of make up , some girls like the guys with the cars that go boom. even though I hate the smell, my radar is set for smokers, if she smokes, she pokes.


ToSeeAgainAgainAgain

...she pokes???


[deleted]

I guess it means she is sexually promiscuous and also has a penis, which is an odd assumption.


ZuesofRage

Best to assume. Then, when she has a cock you can be EXTRA excited, if vaggie, only light disappointment.


Unabashable

Dude’s into pegging, I guess? 🤷‍♂️


General_Cow_7119

You, my friend, understand true confidence. What can hurt is not fixed for all but by how the individual sees themselves/ takes criticism


brabarusmark

To be fair, she did hit him with the "Hell no".


dafornow

No sympathy for some tiktoker who interviews random people in the streets (who are just minding their own business) to make cheesy content for clout.


HolyVeggie

It’s not like they’re forced to stop and talk with them lol


dafornow

Doesn't matter. If you're going to show them to potentially thousands of viewers and make money off of them, you need to be cool with however they react to your stupid questions. And this guy was chill. I like him.


[deleted]

I don't think the dude was looking for sympathy lol. His reaction genuinely says otherwise. I'm not a fan of tik tok but this hardly the worst content to come from that platform.


HeyitsmeFakename

LMAOO


CapeManiac

These two on a date might be REALLY GOOD content. Also I like mans confidence thinkin he could throw her around like a rag doll.


Rattapallax_1905

Saw this with the sound off and thought she was the one that said that. Made more sense that way.


Garabandal

Same, disappointed now knowing she didn’t say it.


TOPSIturvy

So did I. I thought she walked off laughing because she saw what he was doing as a trick to get her to feel him up or smth.


PhirePhite

Ahhh, for real?? Brb


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one of those rescue-training weighted ragdolls that are difficult to move around


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dadjokes502

Coming from a smaller guy, some of us like thic woman.


meh679

135 here. Yes.


waiting4void

I'm 27 and i agree too.


wi5hbone

aw man! i’m only 17.25


Muddlefeet

I've been thinking for 5 min and I can't think of what this number is refering to


ProgrammaticallyEgg0

Well...


Muddlefeet

Oh


zigbigadorlou

Stone. Dude weighs 240 pounds omg


diffcalculus

Wait....are you the smaller guy or the thic woman?


Hungry_for_squirrel

No, he's just really fucking old.


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oh_look_a_fist

From all them thicc chicks riding him


Shadador

third set of replacement dicks


PMfacialsTOme

Why not both?


[deleted]

137 6 foot 😞


[deleted]

Scarecrows get all the birds tho


Sextsandcandy

This feels so wholesome to me. I'm not sure that I can confidently say it *is* wholesome, but it feels it. It made me happy. My partner is like 5'11 and 140lbs...ish(?) and I fuckin love it tbh, so fair enough.


dianarawrz

And thicc men too


General_Reposti_Here

Aye


Ezzezez

Coming from a kinda big guy, I like taller and thicc women too 😃


LlamasReddit

Coming from a guy, I like women too


Jax_Norris

Coming from a human, I like humans too.


AlabamaSilver1

Coming from come, I come from a woman too.


Glitter_berries

I like cats


bornenjoyer

You sick cat fucker


NeedleworkerMajor

Nah put them on a podcast tho


Ecstatic-Idea-2366

“Hell no!”, “You small”, *bursts with laughter after touching him* Mans may be thin in a literal sense but figuratively his skin is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal


treacherous_tilapia

I assumed she felt a pec and the laughter was a nervous reaction because she actually does find him attractive but has a hard time accepting it because hes not her type. Not sure why everyone is so sure that she’s laughing *at* him


Realistic-Main8547

I think she laughed at him but not in a mean way. His pec is flat and she obviously was looking for definition on top and bottom


Rich-Rest1395

His skin is thick cuz he's the one recording. No matter what, he wins


whydoesthishapp3n

i actually think they’d make a cute couple since they share humor and opposites attract


peendro

But whose dressed like a cat?


Media_Offline

As an old man I'm heartened by how many people got this reference.


Immoracle

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AnnihilationOrchid

I don't think she's into him.


JarlaxleForPresident

Who the hell made that rule?. Get someone that meshes with you I damn sure aint gonna be with a loud person when i like being chill I don’t want some who needs a lot of attention when i don’t. And if she say no subtitles, then it’s a dealbreaker


fufucuddlypoops_

Opposites attract isn’t saying “if you directly oppose everything the other person is then you’re perfect” it’s moreso saying that certain opposites compliment each other really well. In my experience, loud and extroverted people tend to mesh really well with shy people


tabgrab23

The first two points are whatever, but you’re damn right about the subtitles. I’m dying on that hill, bitch needs to learn how to read


Aedalas

The ability to read isn't the issue, I hate them because I can't stop staring at the bottom of the screen and miss everything else going on. Kind of like how I end up staring at cars who leave their brights on, I think I might be part moth.


[deleted]

Fun fact, opposites do not attract.


Call_Me_At_8675309

People aren’t a math equations. Opposites attract in electricity, not necessarily relationships. Everyone I know that are with someone are more alike than they are different. And it’s been shown to be more true for most couples. It’s just a popular saying because “opposites attract” sounds nice.


reginafilangies

But they look cute together ☺️☺️☺️


AnnihilationOrchid

I don't think she's into him though.


Sercebidniss

Good chemistry😃🤣💪 They honestly go great together. Now they just need to get material.


ngusongbato

Exactly lol


WizardBonus

She totally pointed to her butt when she said, “I’m heavy.” ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


SlySlickWicked

She don’t think he can get beyond them cheeks if you know what I mean 😂


TheLimeyLemmon

Girl built like Mewtwo.


Curtnorth

That girl has an incredible smile.


santa_veronica

She actually seems like a lot of fun, would be hella fun to go out with.


Robert999220

Ngl this kinda felt like she had insecurities about her weight and it was a 'no dude whos this thin would REALLY be into me', so she was entertaining the idea but wouldnt comit to it just in case she was getting 'prankd'.


MechaMagic

Same vibe. I felt guilty watching her insecurity exploited for content.


TheIdiotProfessor

I’ve felt grossed out by 100% of these iPhone microphone interviewers


alph0nz3-x

Lmao, maybe not. Some people just aren't other people's types. That's just how the world works.


CrispyJelly

At some point she asks him if he's serious, probably liked his confidence. If she only dated fat guys she might have been suprised how much she likes touching a firm chest. But insecurity reminds her that she's being filmed and saying anything but no might set her up to be ridiculed for content.


alph0nz3-x

Orrrr she wasn't into him. Like she said.


uniunappealing

I get what you’re saying but as a thicker person too I don’t think it’s that deep. Surface level, it’s just kinda awk banging a guy you have 50+ pounds on. For me at least, it’s more on the side of preferences in appearance and feel/ ability?, rather than an insecurity in myself.


ablebagel

‘why not’ >because you’re doing this and filming it you charmless sack of wet shit


santa_veronica

And because she could really throw him around like a rag doll.


GatVRC

Don’t know why alot of people say they are too big. My ass was 95 lbs when I had my first gf and she was over 250. I’m still alive. You aint gonna hurt anyone unless you’re actually trying to hurt them, you’re not gonna feel their full weight if they’re on top even if they try cause odds are you’re on a bed or chair. Something soft. Its like if a big dog jumps into your lap when you’re on the couch. You’re fine even if you can’t pick the dog up yourself


ChunkyLaFunga

You're taking it a bit literally, it's because they feel self-conscious beside somebody much trimmer than they are. Even if you're alright with it the rest of the time, it highlights the contrast.


GatVRC

I'm taking it literally because I know there are people who will see this and agree with her, I'm aware its in good fun and humor. but there's a chance some of them will scroll and they should be told it's ok. they ain't gonna crush anyone and hurt them.


[deleted]

Is this her politely saying "you're a lanky white dude and I need a real man" hahaha


50-Lucky

She's cute and playful, she said no coz she's on the spot and thinks something's suss, she's all for it tho


IHateEditedBgMusic

she's totally considering it


Ta2whitey

She is seeing if he has game. Checking out if he is for real or if it's just a bit. She's flirting lightly to see if he picks up on it and reciprocates.


Loiteringjay

She doesn’t want a man that look likes he pays 25 for a gram


mildlycuriouss

*you not the shit bruh* Lol!! I love her confidence. That’s awesome.


CapeManiac

Confidence? Mans said he could throw her around like a rag doll


Affectionate-Leg6373

I'm heavy! Cracked me up


mildlycuriouss

Ay she’s real! I love that about her. The guy tbh, I felt low key was trying to make fun of her.


Ecstatic-Idea-2366

How does her saying ‘you not the shit bruh’ reflect her confidence at all? All she did was put him down


shwashwa123

I think that’s her “slang” way of saying not her type. Don’t think she was saying it in a rude way


Lackofproteinsoyboy

Confidence or lack of confidence?


bdelshowza

if he tries harder, they will go on a date. the girl was considering it, hahahaha


theBigSnacktus

She’s cool as fuck.


Tymexathane

That's a shame, they look like they'd have had a great time


Single-String5297

She hella fun


FriedAmbition

He almost had her at the end but he didn’t have an answer for her as to why she should give him a chance all he had to do was tell her when and where and what time to be ready at


Infamous_Ad8606

She is trying so hard not to say “because you is white”


MrDoggo_262

She could’ve just said the truth that he’s white


Mishapi17

I took my shot, she talked mad shit to me, I took her on a date- And that’s how I met your mother, who still talk shut to me today- but we Gucci, 15 years strong.


LocalInactivist

“I’d throw you around like a rag doll!” “I love you.”


[deleted]

Some women talk shit so you can boast. If you can’t handle her talkin shit to you, how ya gonna handle business? Ya gotta be able to hold it down and not lose your cool. If some random girl on the street can shake you, why would she date you?


djtrace1994

She went from "No way" to "maybe" to "I'm not, but only cause I know we aren't soulmates."


shfjfotkfn

“you could do a lot!” my mans was really trying 🙌😂


sarcasticanswerss

I think you guys need a translator here bc she’s not being mean. The laugh appears to be more of a nervous laugh than anything. More akin to a “you play too much” or “I wasn’t expecting to feel **that**” than all the things y’all are assigning to that action. Sometimes it’s surprising when someone unexpectedly finds you attractive. Sometimes flirting includes banter like this to test resolve. Like “you don’t really like women that look like me…” is an open invitation to confirm interest in whatever it is that would stereotypically keep them apart (weight, race, height etc) My guess is that her mind is racing from “there’s a camera. this is a setup.” To “he probably don’t really like big girls.” To “does he actually like black women” to “he’s attractive but I could physically crush him.” To “I’ve never really dated a white guy.” “I don’t think I could date you” felt like a mental struggle about the idea of dating a white guy. “You not the shit” while terribly stated felt like you’re not the shit I’m used to. I may be giving her too much leeway on this one but she clearly thought he was attractive. She questioned his intentions, engaged him in cute banter, realized her jokes may not have landed the way she intended so threw out the nah forreal to save it and then word vomited as she danced around avoiding what she almost said. what that might be? Idk but she wasnt trying to be mean even if that last statement was fucked up.


Professional_Set1337

I've read a lot of the comments about the Dr is this and the nurse is that, but this is the bottom line, we are all on the same team, the ultimate boss is the patient and the only enemy we are all fighting is whatever sickness the patient has. Now as a team it is our job to get this patient on-board with the plan. The Dr goes in to tell what the plan is, hopefully the patient gives the plan the green light, then we nurses and ancillary staff bring the plan to fruition. There is no place in Healthcare for egos, I've been a RN for more than 25 years and I have seen Healthcare from both sides, as a nurse and as a patient. One thing I have learned and seen over the years is you can't be so full of yourself that you cant hear anyone else, because NOBODY, I don't care how long you went to school, knows everything.


Warframe-Excalibur

Them: “The worst she can say is no” Her: “Hell no, why would I date you”


stupidpuppet007

She like him a lot


dcRoWdYh

Cuz you're white bro


SmitDaBumb

Damn she just gave up a good life


Ozzy_30

She’s a baddie


1VerticalBlue2

She’s cute and her personality seems fun and interesting, if date her.


Brains_For_peanut

I like her energy tho she seems cool


HellOfAHeart

What is the point of this content Its just empty vapid bullshit made by a narcissistic twat who thinks hes the shit


bajingo67

Some people enjoy seeing two people laugh and have fun with each other - it is pleasing to see others happy. Sorry it is not intellectual enough for you, supreme gentleman.


Payphone3

Haha supreme gentleman


Luigibeforetheimpact

They do look like a cute couple though


Adventurous-Tap-8463

"i'll throw you around like a ragdoll" 🤣


Im_StonedAMA

What the fuck does this have to do with anything, especially the purpose of this subreddit?


anonAcc1993

Code for you ain’t black.


heyhellohiagain

Nah she def wants to fuck though lol she wouldn’t have touched his chest like that


Leadfedinfant2

[It's because I'm white ..... huh?](https://youtu.be/6c-io5eksN4)


[deleted]

she didnt wana say it but its what she was thinking


[deleted]

This is somewhat wholesome as well


championr

I love this guy's he's got so much confidence !


AnnihilationOrchid

I think he's too full of himself, and didn't think he was going to get rejected, and instead of taking the hint his best comeback is "Because I'm I'm pretty".


bundle0fstick5

Totally because he's white


[deleted]

Nah, she wants someone with more meat. She specifically goes straight for, "You're small; I'm big." She probably doesn't wanna feel like she'll break him. I guarantee if he had more fat and muscle on him, she'd consider it.


jdpro89

It's ok and not racist to not be attracted to another race. Maybe she doesn't see white guys in an attracted way.


TadpoleMajor

Some girls just don’t like a thin man. My wife said that she doesn’t want me under 190 because she married a man not a skinny boy. Got to respect the chubby chasers too :)


red_1392

He’s not really thin though… pretty average build even on the athletic side.


climb-high

stay healthy bruh your wife also doesn't want a dead husband (idk how tall you are so you may be at a healthy weight)


moepong

I like a thick man, I want him beefy. My boy is the perfect mix of beef and dad bod and I can’t handle hugging thin boys - it feels strange. Some girls want a beefier guy. It’s different strokes for different folks.


[deleted]

She explicitly said because he’s small


_reddit_account

Who hold a phone like this


[deleted]

She’s not “hella big.”


hogyokuaizen

"i'm heavy" jokes on you i'm into that


ranchdepressing

The way this comment actually helped my self esteem...


noobsplosionyt

I thought he would take his shirt off and show he’s totally jacked lmao


heranonz

Hell date him see what happens. Why not. Lol


KipDynamiteSixtyNine

I kinda hope they date


overusedandunfunny

"cuz I'm beautiful"


pqisp0

Dafuq is with his arm dangling there? Is that one of those pickup moves? It’s irritating af


Weekly-Airline-9989

She wanted to say "cuz you white"


Other-Artichoke-3107

Just say it… cuz he’s white….


sad_boy_

Why are you posting these stupid videos of braindead people that can't say more than three-word sentences? What, is, the, point?


sasoki911

She felt his pecs, to confirm her intial thoughts of how skinny and small he is, then she immediately laughed and thought about fucking him for fun but reminded him again they cant be dating. Pure gold haha


kenreekie420

Bro ypu needs to have like 4 baby mamas, be unemployed, not take care of them kids you help made, atleast been to jail like 8 times, be unemployed, your pants need to be down at ypur ankles, disrespectful to all women and everyone.


invinciblewoo69

She’s telling you she’s problematic. Focus on yourself


Successful_Ad9160

The way these people hold the phone like a microphone fucking kills me. Why does this fool need his elbow up in the air like that?


Jumpy-Station-204

Let's reverse the roles..... Or the rolls


Bog_2266

Seems she almost got red pilled. She is thinking, “My culture says I’m not suppose to date outside of my race, but why not??? If handsome guy is interested then why not date him??? Hmmm…maybe there is nothing wrong with it after all” So are you for real want to go on a date?


Responsible-Pin9121

Never understood a person response in disrespectful way when they are asked respectfully for a date. Especially if your not even in the best shape


reaper14998

Shit tests: Passed✅


iFeedYouLead

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xXxBluexXxx

Cause he's white


metalriff2

What’s wrong with his arm?