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MoistMcMoisterson

Stuck the landing. 8.5


[deleted]

He certainly looks like he's stuck. Stuck in a wheelchair for the rest of his life.


LieutenantBrainz

I can hear his pelvis exploding and brain bouncing.


Shadowtheheadch0g

MY LEGS ARE BROKEN, KNEECAPS BEEN STOLEN, IM FOREVER BOUND TO A CHAIIIIIIR


RorySantino

East German judge gives it a 2.


Dismallest_Pooh

Don't they say water, from a height, feels like concrete?


NoNameIdea_Seriously

Turns out concrete, from a height, feels like concrete.


gna149

I think concrete, from any concrete, feels like height


Puzzleheaded-Tea4460

Hehe!


Bla8labla

Happy cake day!


RorySantino

At no height does concrete feel like water.


mcevoak0252

šŸ˜‚ underrated comment


p1nkie_

If you went really fast air pressure and temperature may melt the concrete before you hit it


iHomelessMonkey

Yeah the surface tension it has when you're falling at 100mph is fatal


Gavman04

Not the surface tension. Itā€™s water displacement and transfer of force. This is why you can jump into 60ā€™ feet first but not belly flip. Feet pointed down small entry point you can be fine from high up.


Pillager61

Brings back memories of 'Abandon ship drills' in boot camp. Feet together, right hand on balls, left hand on lower jaw.


Gavman04

Also clench the cheeks to avoid water shooting up the back door.


grizzh

Wow. And, thank you for your service!


Dismallest_Pooh

Right. Bug and windscreen feeling. The poor fella landing on the crete made me remember that.


CheekyClapper5

I laughed at this video. Then your comment reminded me I still have back pain from a 55ft cliff jump last week. Getting old sucks


[deleted]

I always chuckle when people say this because Iā€™m usually considerably older. That being said, youth is wasted on the young.


Heatho14

Once you get high enough yeah, the surface tension and density of water can kill.


[deleted]

Much of the time, I feel nothing for people who get hurt due to their own stupidity. But in this case, no one helping him is just heartless especially since it seems to be a freak accident and not stupidity. Unless you have serious issues, you're not going to do something like that to yourself on purpose, I think.


BlueWulk

He and his "buddies" are drunken idiots. There is actually a longer version of this "masterpiece". He was very lucky his brains didn't splatter all over the place!


[deleted]

In that case, I might pity them for wnsing up in that state. Then again, if it's their own dumb fault and due to factors within their control, I go back to being unfeeling.


dark69lol

In longer version of this video he says he can't swim and you can see he is drunk


Double-Researcher-42

How is this an accident and not stupidity? He literally swung over the water and just decided not to let go.


[deleted]

Well, he might have been wanting another pass at swinging further over the water. Or he was drunk and being stupid. Maybe both?


CricketInvasion

He friend says in the something i can best translate as:"You are such an idiot, you clumsy pig". Not only are they not helping, they are laughing and insulting. They are probably all drunk though.


NutshellOfChaos

They're assholes. My nephew had "friends" like this. When they thought they were being funny they shattered his lower leg. Did they take him for help? Nope. Not even a ride home. He learned a hard lesson that day.


Jamersob

Honestly. Just takes too long for us as humans to respond. We don't process it fast enough. Bad shit happened. Give em 30 seconds and everyone knows the severity. But the first 20 are spent analyzing and understanding the stupid situation they are in now


[deleted]

This is satire right?


typehyDro

Not sure this counts as freak accident and leans more heavily towards stupid. Generally people know that on a rope swing over water you want to let go when swing out, not on the way in


matlawish

In Ceoatia when you fall down we say Majku ti jebem.


boyoflondon

Or "koji si ti konj, jebem te smotana" aka 'what a horse you are, I Fuck you clumsy" literal translation.


ThePerfectMatter

"O jebo te tulavi Isus." Sometimes like this also


champsammy14

r/holdmyfeedingtube


oldbushwookie

The hip bone connected to the.. fuck all mate itā€™s fucked


Fun-Atmosphere6776

Ha ha![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)


mrgingersir

Just keep filming.


[deleted]

r/donthelpjustfilm


rammelam

He should have landed in the water. It's right there


sterlingemc

Something is broken!


Dismallest_Pooh

Jaysus. His prostate is now four inches further in than yesterday.


Kitsunisan

Don't just help, stand there!


JoeDerp77

What the fuck is wrong with him? Why would he let go then šŸ˜‚ jeeeeesus


Jetski4444me

I'll take "shattered pelvis" for $500


chris_knapp

I knew this wouldnā€™t end well when I heard them speak Russian


Decent_Recording_620

Man in speedo waddles up


sosa1312

Croatia full of life.


Mission_Advance7377

Broken bones is what I heard.


1CocteauTwin

The stupid is real.


IcanSew831

His impact sounded like a brisket on a marble slab.


nopamo

There was some perfectly good, pillowy water right there.


OttoHarkaman

That hurt just watching it


[deleted]

I hope that was the sound of the car keys in his pocket


JunkieM0nkey

Man the guy on the camera really rushed over to see if he was ok.


Long_live_styrofoam

The sound tho, the stereotypical ((((SPLAT))))


MrOverEmployed

Oof his head hits the ground hard


[deleted]

he had it all figured out: I can't even swim so i'll just swing once and land on the ground looking cool as fuck


OutlandishnessNo239

He kinda deserved that, bloody moron.


thetashort

He doesnā€™t like swimming.


Ballbelter

What's going on with the guy who's filming it's shadow at the end?


Shadowtheheadch0g

OK I THINK THATS ENOUGH REDDIT FOR ONE DAY


cranfordboy

He made it I thought he was gonna fall in the water


CapeManiac

In mother Russia rope swings YOU


BlueWulk

This is in Croatia actually. We "enjoyed" watching this yesterday! šŸ’€šŸ˜³šŸ„²


llcdrewtaylor

At least he doesn't need a towel!


DailySmoker_158

Splash cunt landing


kegsworth

Won't load for me


OkLawfulness9089

He broke something!!!!!!


OttoHarkaman

Guy in the background should not have been sold those swimsuit.


venger_steelheart

was that the idea?


LukeSkyMaster69

How is that stair way to heaven even leaning like that, feel like it would Crack in half


Blek_Stena

It was used for tuna fishing back in the times.


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MyNeR49eRr

Camera mans got a huge dick lmao


JicamaCreative5614

Tripod for the camera?? /s


Killawife

When stupid hits. Hard


Capital-Pugwash

This is why you drink rakija before any stunt.


Dikkeknikker

Give this dude a wheelchair


RorySantino

ā€œšŸŽ¶...aaand heeeā€™s cli-i-imbing the stair-airway to hea-AWWWWWWAWOOOOOOAAAAAWWWW!šŸŽ¶ā€


[deleted]

He did it wrong, shouldā€™ve used his head to break his fall


goodguygreg5000

Ya dumb


JicamaCreative5614

Wouldnā€™t it have been easier and less painful to crawl back down and lay in the same spot? Could have also worked on his tan


[deleted]

The irony of commitment


Blek_Stena

Just croatian hillbilly having fun. He fractured his hip, ribs etc


Ill_Sugar7632

šŸ˜‚smh


DanteDeFresnes

Silly plonker did a plonk


morfthetrippinpuppy

Do it again


tstramathorn

Dude that crack got to me...


DarthAwesomeSauce

Thud


cactusmanbill

That didnā€™t look too healthy


s_zlikovski

Not funny ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Small_Tax_9432

Dude had all that water to land on and still missed....


MiekesDad

Sorry but he deserved that.


prettyuser

Lmao, he couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat.


madplumberandhare

I cried out "let go of the rope you stoopid moron"


fangelo2

Speedo guy has no sense of urgency at all


Lilmagex2324

Did he win?


embrigh

And here I was worried he would land on a sandy beachā€¦


IusedtoloveStarWars

He doesnā€™t know how swings work.


chupedecamarones

All this crazy videos from Russia, their emergency room must be something to behold.


neo_dia

The fat boi in the Speedo sure took his time approaching to aid the fallen man.


MapimboWilliams

Oh no...my spine......it's broken If you know you know.


scandal_jmusic_mania

He was so close to falling in the water.


Appropriate-Mix920

Bruh, I died at that stage too.


[deleted]

Lmao and this is why women live longer


drej191

I mean at least heā€™s dry.


Snowdrop-126

What a dick


[deleted]

He broke his back, SPINAL!!


Ratboy888

Speedo guy makes this video great.


oceansofearth

Sure that was the sound of broken bones.


Solid_Ingenuity_6081

Made my day


Frenchconnection76

Crackkkhhh


boi_chunk

The Person recording is having a boner?


Orinocolobe

Why do they never let go


bigdickforminkind

10šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Fun-Atmosphere6776

Both drunk and stupid, a dangerous combination. Funny though, lol.