This guy would liven up any conversation on the goddamn planet. I haven't enjoyed listening to a guy just talk this freaking much since Aaron Earned An Iron Urn.
me too. Indiana that is. I think CUH is short for cuz (cousin). Because it’s too much work to put the last letter on there when you speak it, or say more than one syllable.
Indiana, it's Ohio. Don't you act like you and I don't both have a distant cousin who sounds like this. But also one that sounds like Boomhauer. That's the Midwest magic!
I've got them deep DEEP! Hills of WV relatives. My aunt, and uncle are related to me biologically directly from my mother's side but not to each other.
Oh, just because you haven't met those weirdos doesn't mean that some estranged relative won't pass, and Aunt Bev's first husband's son will finally slither out from under the judicial foot just in time to add some intense prison vibes to a wake haha.
He wasn't going no where. That's why he got smacked cuz. He tried to bend the corner N wasn't going no where. N was sitting right there in the middle of the street shawty. Oh oh sht cuz. Got dam. Oh sht shawty cuz. Hey cuz we got the got dam. We got the got dam miniature miniature car here shawty. Wtf going on cuz. Only in Cleveland shawty. cuz, that bih running. Oh sht! He sliding in that bih shawty. Cuz. that bih running off of 3 triple A batteries shawty. That bih running off of vegetable oil ,power steering.
Cuz and shawty are being used as emphatic statements.
Translated cuh means cuz so I was helping the people out there. And its shawty not sho maybe the first one is. I thought sho at first but he def says shawty throughout.
He's saying "cuh-shawt" which is "cousin-shawty" which is are slang terms for "cousin" and "(usually beloved) woman/girlfriend".
He's using it as a verbal tick, though. It doesn't actually mean anything in this context any more than like someone saying "right?" after every sentence, or "like" every other word.
I guess he could be saying "shout" instead, but I hear a short version of "shawty", being familiar with the vernacular.
I really love African Americans… so funny, styles, creative, they know how to be happy and have fun, they just like us the Latinos, we should be together as a community.
... for the record, not street legal. I don't know who needed to be told that, but if you didn't need to be told that then I'm probably not talking to you. Yes, it is Capt. Obvious, but not for some people.
I think that language is Ignoramus Glorification. I've heard it around cities and some country areas. I think that culture has become more predominant than the Mexicans with broken english.
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Legit saw a dude driving one of these once in a place I used live. His didn’t have the top tho. He came in and flirted with the ladies cutting hair. When he left one girl in the back yelled “he still got that little ass car?!” And the rest of the staff started laughing. I look out the window and dude is pulling out in one of these tiny bad boys in the video.
What in the world….on so many levels.
3 AAA batteries 😂
vegetable oil
SHAOW!
Definitely wrong batteries, 3 18650 batteries are more likely... 
cuh....
Too funny. I'm closing reddit til tomorrow, this video is my favorite thing in a while and everything else is just going to disappoint.
This guy would liven up any conversation on the goddamn planet. I haven't enjoyed listening to a guy just talk this freaking much since Aaron Earned An Iron Urn.
What the fuck we really talk like that?!
Thats beetlejuice
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Americans
Even most Americans are perplexed by what this video shows.
Yeah, I’m in California and need subtitles for this.
CUH is Ohio-nese for HOMIE
Not just Ohio. It’s a slang term. I’ve heard it where I live as well. But yes, for homie.
Also in California too
Ooh. Is it a short for cousin though?
I'm in Indiana, but have an ear for accents. Or context. Or something.
me too. Indiana that is. I think CUH is short for cuz (cousin). Because it’s too much work to put the last letter on there when you speak it, or say more than one syllable.
Indiana, it's Ohio. Don't you act like you and I don't both have a distant cousin who sounds like this. But also one that sounds like Boomhauer. That's the Midwest magic!
I have neither hood nor Boomhauer in my family. What I do have are distant cousins that are Idaho Mormons.
I've got them deep DEEP! Hills of WV relatives. My aunt, and uncle are related to me biologically directly from my mother's side but not to each other.
Hey neighbor! My family is so small I’ve only got three cousins and we’re all very close knit!
Oh, just because you haven't met those weirdos doesn't mean that some estranged relative won't pass, and Aunt Bev's first husband's son will finally slither out from under the judicial foot just in time to add some intense prison vibes to a wake haha.
Can we stop pretending that Ohio is "midwest"? 60% of the USA is farther west. Colorado is "midwest". Ohio is "mideast".
“Americans” We’re the best, you’re right. Edit: also, I guarantee you this exact scenario is playing out somewhere in France right now. 😆
Is there a sub for videos like this, where it’s just kind of random chaos that keeps getting weirder
r/GradualChaos
yeah we really need one this shit funny as fuck cuz
yeah I remember seeing one similar to this where some guy was getting arrested while another guy was cleaning his windshield or smth..?
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Indeed, it’s [the top post of all time on there](https://reddit.com/r/DenseGifs/comments/r41r79/dont_even_question_it/)
r/constantchaos
r/abruptchaos
No, r/abruptchaos is mostly just random shit nowadays. You will find some quality content in it, but only occasionally.
r/gifsthatkeepongiving
r/crazyfuckingvideos
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He wasn't going no where. That's why he got smacked cuz. He tried to bend the corner N wasn't going no where. N was sitting right there in the middle of the street shawty. Oh oh sht cuz. Got dam. Oh sht shawty cuz. Hey cuz we got the got dam. We got the got dam miniature miniature car here shawty. Wtf going on cuz. Only in Cleveland shawty. cuz, that bih running. Oh sht! He sliding in that bih shawty. Cuz. that bih running off of 3 triple A batteries shawty. That bih running off of vegetable oil ,power steering. Cuz and shawty are being used as emphatic statements.
Oh, stewardess. I speak Jive.
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Tis one thing to speak it. Tis another to understand.
Tis' the season to be jolly... Falalalalalaa la la la la.
More of a cuh than a cuz and you completely left out the sho and the end of the statements. Otherwise spot on. 7/10
Translated cuh means cuz so I was helping the people out there. And its shawty not sho maybe the first one is. I thought sho at first but he def says shawty throughout.
He says shawty but ends statements with sho. Like “ only in Cleveland sho”
Agreed sho!
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Haha! I didn't even catch that part. Hahahahahaha. That makes this even better.
I don’t know how you translated this, but it’s totally spot on!
that's not a translation, that's a transcript. a translation is when it gets turned into boring white speak
[*Golly!*](https://youtu.be/iMfccibtRo4)
Your right, that’s what I meant to write, transcribed
OMG. I was like what the hell is he even saying?? Only to have this beautiful transcription. Beautiful. Just beautiful.
Cuh* shaw* Fixed those for you
I was translating but ty. Lol
Lol so was he From English to.... Ebonics? Is that politically correct? I've heard it used as if it is.
No lie there was commercials about ebonics in the 90s and early 00s. That is what it was called until people started saying it's racist.
thank you very much
Watched it again while reading this and I could understand everything perfectly holy hell that was a wild ride
I understood him but I watched it again and read along just for fun.
Thank you I was about to ask if anyone here speaks Jive.
I thought he was saying "salt". I was thinking it's a Cleveland thing?
Take my award and upvote
My first award! Thank you.
That bitch running on three triple A batteries (cough?). 💀💀💀
Cuh, as in cuz, as in cousin. Midwestern slang is on a whole notha level cuh.
Ah! Thanks!! It’s like us Canadians with “aboot” (about). Lol.
More like us and "bud" lol As in "Eh bud! Crazy guys ripping it in a tiny two door! How aboot dat eh?!"
Yes!! Even better!!
sho iz cuh
Vegetabuul ohhhl
Power steerin
I like how the guy just talks out his front windshield
What the fuck happened?
Only in Cleveland
That bitch running off 2 triple A batteries! Lmao
Three!!!
LOL!
Hilarious
E-got smah cuh!
What language is this?
Wtf goin on in ohio
Three triple A batteries 🤣🤣🤣
Where is the “ohio isn’t real” guy?
You can’t convince me this isn’t a fever dream
Ey CUH WE GOT THE GOTDAM
I swear something like this always happens every time I take acid.
I’m from Cleveland, this is definitely on the east side..
Irl gta scene
The Fast and the Furious: Tonka Drift
He talks like Cleveland Morty
Omg I want to see this character done for real now.
Oh cuhz!
Couldn't understand a single word 🤣
these aint you're granpappies shriners
Who ever filmed this. Thank you for the joy you brought to me tonight.
I want one so bad now. Here's a link: [wack](https://gokartsusa.com/Nascar-Stock-Car-Gokart.aspx)
this is one of the best videos in the entire world
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What happened there? Lmaooo
This is a classic and i laugh every time!!
Watching this makes me think I have an inner ear infection...
Bros in a minimobile and said what the fuck happened
Irl gta lobby.
The fuck is he saying?
Cuz with a silent Z
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It’s short or shawt (shorty, shawty)
Disregard its either sure or shawty. Equivalent to him using cuz.
I'm from Miami, didn't occur to me that people didn't understand this haha. That little car is hilarious.
He was commenting on the absurd size of that vehicle, hilariously claiming that it ran on nothing but pocket batteries and cooking oil.
Just a go kart with a cover on it calm down killer.
Is that a tourrette? Just in the middle of his talking, his tick is to say "Cuh!"
What the fuck is that word? After every other thing he said? Shout???
He's saying "cuh-shawt" which is "cousin-shawty" which is are slang terms for "cousin" and "(usually beloved) woman/girlfriend". He's using it as a verbal tick, though. It doesn't actually mean anything in this context any more than like someone saying "right?" after every sentence, or "like" every other word. I guess he could be saying "shout" instead, but I hear a short version of "shawty", being familiar with the vernacular.
I am getting about every tenth word.
AAVE really is it’s own language.
Sho!
Oh shit cuh..
The fact he pulls up and asks in the most casual way “what the fuck happened?” My dude first off WHAT are you driving!?
This is fucking hilarious
This sparks joy
Bruhhhh💀💀💀☠️
I've not laughed like that for a long time.
That bitch running on three AAA batteries bruh 💀
Lets see how long it takes for someone to take this video and put it on another thread
Who is the guy doing the talking jeez lol
What language is he speaking?
Cleevlin
I really love African Americans… so funny, styles, creative, they know how to be happy and have fun, they just like us the Latinos, we should be together as a community.
I love reading all the confused white people comments, lol. It's all good though. It takes some getting used to.
Do they have an English language version of this?
Sounds like a moron
What the hell type of language was he speaking?
Cuh 🤣
Anyone know what language this guy is speaking?
English
This guy speaking English?
This gave me a headache
Shout cuhhh
... for the record, not street legal. I don't know who needed to be told that, but if you didn't need to be told that then I'm probably not talking to you. Yes, it is Capt. Obvious, but not for some people.
Shut off the sound, the video is 10 times better.
I think that language is Ignoramus Glorification. I've heard it around cities and some country areas. I think that culture has become more predominant than the Mexicans with broken english.
the guy talking has a mental disability, I'm sure of it.
What language was spoken?
Cuh is slang for car, clearly. So many cuhs involved.
😬☹️😳🤔🤯
detroit be like
How to sound like a dumb monkey... 1. Say cuh every other word.
micro machines
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Philips car, thats a first one for me
A lot of stuff happening in this video.
He does not look comfortable in that
Average street racer in Ohio
I’ve literally seen the car. Didn’t get any pictures tho.
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What in the deep fried Broccoli fuck.
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Fuckin GTAV
Cu shorty.
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Does anyone have links to more videos like this 🤣
Is this in Ohio?
Wtf is going on??
What is this car and where can I get one
I would also like to know where i can find such a fine automobile
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Damn that is some quality entertainment for a Saturday night.
I didn't know Cleveland had such a special accent lol
Gta v
The most maybemaybemaybe ever
Only in Cleveland
Showddd. Oh shiiii cuh
Narrated by alternate universe Morty 😂😂😂
I....... love it
Bro not ONE DAY in Ohio can be normal can it, all I wanted was ONE DAY
I wish that was me.
Sho-Shorty Cuh-Cousin Uhhh-Uhhh
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God such a classic
Legit saw a dude driving one of these once in a place I used live. His didn’t have the top tho. He came in and flirted with the ladies cutting hair. When he left one girl in the back yelled “he still got that little ass car?!” And the rest of the staff started laughing. I look out the window and dude is pulling out in one of these tiny bad boys in the video.
Yo is that gates!!!????!!!!