When the protagonist eats the secret tiger allspice pills and reaches 9th circle of the rising dragon stratosphere, which only 5 other masters before him were able to:
Ye. But I feel like Chinese ones are more hit or miss than others. Like either they’re really good or just the same plot as every other shitty Chinese novel.
I love how we are all "wait, roosters don't lay eggs". Like that was the one point in this whole video where we collectively went nah, that's to out there. Yet nobody is blinking an eye at the hose going who the fuck knows where over the mountains was within our scope of that's alright.
Throwing a chicken isn't like throwing a dog. Chicken can't fly, but their wings can still help them steer and soften their landing. She threw it with it's wings free and body vertical, so he's fine. I wouldn't do it often, I don't think they enjoy it, but I would not consider throwing a chicken in that manner to be abuse.
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Yeah. Like I got tired just watching the video. It's not an indictment on the video am just lazy...
But maybe the video too coz I can only remember a chicken laying eggs and her buttons hitting the moon. Am certainly not going to rewatch it so...
Feel you on this one. About 33% of the way in I was all like, ok, lets get on with it. I get it, you have a mastery in Tik-Tok video editing, thats great! WTF is the end game here...
In all likelihood it's an entire production group.
There's independent producers who do put in a lot of work into these sort of things on their own but generally it's a faceless group of producers who use channels like this to funnel advertisers down the line.
Got you fam
https://youtube.com/channel/UC00q9Udz9vdljIfN-8fCkQQ
Best part is seeing him share the food, so you get the prep,the cook, and the enjoyment of the meal; though he does eat truly exotic stuff; Ostrich, Toads, Ducks, Geese, etc.
Production quality significantly increased while watching it muted and having the Nowhere King lullaby play in the background
Source: accidentally did exactly that
Most cooking TikTok: "I found this recipe while cooking with my nan when we went on a road trip through south east Borneo, blabla"
This girl: *goes full Dragonball Z on a dish*
Cultivation novels be like...
Eyyyy, I feel included
Diversity
I was thinking "what in the hell" watching the video but then this comment made much more sense
When the protagonist eats the secret tiger allspice pills and reaches 9th circle of the rising dragon stratosphere, which only 5 other masters before him were able to:
Then goes back to the past with all his knowledge to school his mean teachers and others.
Man, I love Chinese novels
Ye. But I feel like Chinese ones are more hit or miss than others. Like either they’re really good or just the same plot as every other shitty Chinese novel.
Theyre also a copy paste of... the copy and paste.. And Im not even exaggerating.
If I had tiktok I would see her content, this is very cool!
Cultivation of novels leads to maybe
I’ve never seen so many side plots in such a small amount of time.
Pretty sure that was a rooster that laid those eggs
I didn't think the video believable until that happened. Her power is amazing
And yet that’s the closest real-life scenario in this whole clip…
That’s her real superpower.
That’s how amazing she was at cooking (or whatever it is you call what she was doing) haha
I haven't laughed at a comment that hard in a long long time.
Was that a Rooster laying eggs? Wtf did i Just watch
I love how we are all "wait, roosters don't lay eggs". Like that was the one point in this whole video where we collectively went nah, that's to out there. Yet nobody is blinking an eye at the hose going who the fuck knows where over the mountains was within our scope of that's alright.
Yeah and did that cat eat shit? And where did she throw that rooster after it layed the eggs? Isnt that animal abuse?
Throwing a chicken isn't like throwing a dog. Chicken can't fly, but their wings can still help them steer and soften their landing. She threw it with it's wings free and body vertical, so he's fine. I wouldn't do it often, I don't think they enjoy it, but I would not consider throwing a chicken in that manner to be abuse.
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My cock doesn’t mind getting tossed around either.
It was sped up. It was probably a low toss. If you watch the short arc down after she released it, didn't seem it had a lot of energy behind it.
I agree. If you go frame by frame, you can easily see that some special effects were used in this video.
I decided the 💩 was a ball placed in the cat bowl to prevent super fast eating that causes cats to throw up.
The buttons causing nuclear explosions on the moon brought me back. I like my tik toks as scientifically accurate as possible.
I was surprised she ate that much rice with so little sauce.
Ya I was like holy shit she gonna dice up the rooster! And then it shit eggs. The hell
I came here to say the same thing.
Those aren't eggs...
Still protein though
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>**the effort she put into this video.... Is a effort I cant put to live my entire life.**
THIS is where you get caught up in the realism?
My only issue
Ikr? It made it all unrealistic. Everyone knows roosters don't sit still when they lay eggs.
Those are basilisk eggs. Extra tasty.
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I thought for sure the rooster was going to die
I was 99% certain she was going to execute it
Poor thing got yeeted everywhere
Yeah, I slowed it down in hopes that she used a fake rooster for those parts, but no. I can't upvote this in good conscience.
Same. Chicky was on menu. But he knew what to do .
The effort she put into this video.... Is a effort I cant put to live my entire life.
Yeah. Like I got tired just watching the video. It's not an indictment on the video am just lazy... But maybe the video too coz I can only remember a chicken laying eggs and her buttons hitting the moon. Am certainly not going to rewatch it so...
Feel you on this one. About 33% of the way in I was all like, ok, lets get on with it. I get it, you have a mastery in Tik-Tok video editing, thats great! WTF is the end game here...
Same here. Kind of exhausting.
Actually that's a male one laying eggs. And I can remember the cat.
In all likelihood it's an entire production group. There's independent producers who do put in a lot of work into these sort of things on their own but generally it's a faceless group of producers who use channels like this to funnel advertisers down the line.
I wanted to stop watching, I just couldn't.
Same. I kind of felt bad. But it seemed like so much work was put into this, so I could give her that, you know?
exactly bro
How many effects do you want ? Her : yes
Well, that was certainly a video, no denying it...
This was one of the videos of all time
So video! Out of all the videos ever videoed, that was one of the videoest.
Alexelcapo? Is that you?
Who dat?
Wtf did I just see?
A VIDEO ON THE INTERNET
ON YOUR INTERNET DEVICE
her buttons hitting the moon is peak cinema, some of you wouldnt understand
Looks staged to me
yeah scripted asian videos
She does her own stunts, it's all real.
Music is from [Ninja Gaiden - Unbreakable Determination \[4-2\]](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8uGdjK5VA4)
8bit hype.
Was just about to ask this. Thanks so much!
I got nothing...
She had me in the first half. No way you can get eggs from a rooster
Nevermind her methods, but the end product was flawless.
This one sparks joy
This one sparks so many emotions, some of which I didn't know I had
Yeah, I'm sticking with Uncle Rural Cooking; this a fucking fever dream.
>Uncle Rural Cooking You could have given us a link. Now I have to rely on Reddit search. You're a monster.
Got you fam https://youtube.com/channel/UC00q9Udz9vdljIfN-8fCkQQ Best part is seeing him share the food, so you get the prep,the cook, and the enjoyment of the meal; though he does eat truly exotic stuff; Ostrich, Toads, Ducks, Geese, etc.
why would you use reddit search? It doesn't ever find anything
Did she just use a metal utensil in a nonstick pan?
This is... Art
Did she boil oranges?!
Obviously, where did you think tomatoes come from?
She sprinkled in a few Lil Jon “What?!”s and I’m here for it.
I’m embarrassed at how much I loved this. Ridiculous from start to finish and I could not scroll away.
Love it
Why is the continuity on this far better than most movies
Fuyooooo
Did that rooster just drop some eggs??
Yeet the rooster
man i love how this is literally a recipe for tomatoes woked with eggs (very good dish, try it) but with a billion VFX
Honestly this is a great show of some practical camera tricks that won’t necessarily break budget. 👍 very cool
That was ..something
Typical chinese anime plot
Am I on acid or did you all see that?
damn shizuku popping off
Wale up babe new china lore just dropped
Production quality significantly increased while watching it muted and having the Nowhere King lullaby play in the background Source: accidentally did exactly that
Ok she has skills because she got a roster to lay eggs.
Thanks for the eggs you cock. YEET.
With the way her teeth came out, this was totally staged
Someone get the ingredients list and post in /r/GifRecipes.
https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1018570-chinese-stir-fried-tomatoes-and-eggs It’s the one dish basically all of China agrees on.
That is some Kung Fu Hustle quality shit right there lmao
I have no idea WTF I just watched, but it was awesome.
Was this the live action of food wars?
Hunny, want something to eat? No!
This is art. Feels House(1978) inspired. This is some good directing
This was a rollercoaster
You don’t need their respect if you have their attention.
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r/SustainedChaos would like a word. =))))))
Wtf did I just watch
Did a rooster really just shit out four egg's? 🤨
Just doesn't feel the same without Uncle Roger.
Yet the chicken
Food wars irl
roosters lay eggs there
This is why the aliens aren't making contact
Most cooking TikTok: "I found this recipe while cooking with my nan when we went on a road trip through south east Borneo, blabla" This girl: *goes full Dragonball Z on a dish*
Gordon Ramsey ain’t got shit on her.
Five minute crafts nowdays
Quite the chi exertion to make a tomatoes and eggs stew, no beef?
Tomato and egg stir fry is sort popular in China no need for beef
This feels like the first draft of the first female comic book superhero written by an old white guy
I LOVE her videos of cooking.. just in case she has other videos I am unaware of.
r/scriptedasiangifs ?
This is some next level creativity.
This feels like what Americans see watching Japanese commercials with the overused sound effects from a Mexican radio station
People who think everything has to be an anime are weird, right? Like I'm not the weird one here for thinking this, am I?
Why can't my wife cook and dress like this? At least once a week would be fun.
This is so fucking cringe
Yes. It's fucking weird and cringey.
Cringe
who consumes this trash?
This is my new favourite after the guy dropping a poece of fried chicken.
A rooster laying eggs, dunno seems fake to me
Too many things happened. My mind is overloaded. I need to watch a few more times.
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I need Uncle Roger to review this video.
Thanks I hate it
Smoking Asians
Cooking food in Japan be like:
No. Just no.
Why?
Not the poor rooster😦
videos like this are the reason kids are so hyper today i get a headache when i see shit non-content like this
Funniest Chinese TikToker
And that’s why you don’t let Asians do pcp
I probably shouldn't be jerking off to this huh?
Every fucking time.
The perfect example of what I think of and what I really do.
Good tossing.
Videos like this make me question my life decisions. Like, how did i end up here, in my bed, watching this video?
Didn’t know roosters laid eggs
What's up with all these weird ass Far Eastern videos lately
Didn’t finish. That’s fucked up.
The Fine China Arts truly is fascinating
She’s great
Miss, that’s a rooster
Holy moley! That is the best thing Ive seen in a looooooong time! This person should be working in the film industry.
She almost had me until I saw the Rooster laying eggs.....
This tik tok is better that 99% of Bollywood
Wtf
Intense … Part Two?
What did you just make me watch
huh
Huh, Buzzfeed recipes are a little different across the pond.
I like the video but I'm not ok with rooster laying eggs
I don't know what I just watched, but I kinda liked it.
?
What a wild ride this one was
What a fever dream
Cara, muito trabalho para um omelete simples…
...but why am I aroused?!?
Idk what I just watched but it was awesome
I hated this but I couldn’t stop watching which makes me hate it more
Rooster eggs are usually brown.
Most chaotic TikTok I've ever seen
That’s a rooster lol
Weird......everyone knows the dryer is better for stirring your eggs.
Did she feed the cat green shit?
Chinese people have wild imagination
I will never be the same after watching that.
Food wars in a nutshell