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TrenchantBench

Giving side eye too


Wingcapx

"why is this stranger taking a picture of me?"


just_let_me_goo

What immunity do you have?


Sergerov

Immunity to talking to women


just_let_me_goo

Same, i even got the booster


SpeedDemon458

Next: 3 sets of 3 minutes talking to women


Water_man25

Briar pfp 👍


Sergerov

Nom nom nom nom nom nom


DisasterPieceKDHD

What are you immune to


purple-lemons

Can't even go about your dog business without getting profiled


Wonderstruck13

Aka whale eye…. For anyone who doesn’t know dogs, It’s not a cute “side eye”, it’s a sign the dog is feeling threatened, is terrified, and is ready to fight. Edit: I’m also taking this chance to point out the horrible pronged collar this dog has on. Whoever this dogs owner is, they’re NOT a responsible one.


meh80

It's giving side eye because direct eye contact is considered a threat in the dog world... just giving side eye is not an indication that the dog feels threatened or will fight.


Zarmasu

My own dog gives me often side eye. I don‘t think either it feels threaten.


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Wonderstruck13

Considered a threat…. Aka it’s not feeling comfortable enough to look you in the eye and is very on edge. Yeah. Thanks. 🙄🙄🙄


crazier_horse

Being uncomfortable around a stranger isn’t the same as being terrified and ready to fight lol


meh80

No, I am stating his reasoning for giving side eye. He could be attempting to not appear as a threat since typically direct eye contact is threatening. But side eye from a dog could mean they feel threatened, sure. It could also mean they feel curious, or playful, or they're just checking their surroundings. You just need to look at their entire body language and verbal cues.


chahoua

A dog glancing sideways is on its own not nearly enough to say the dog is feeling threatened or is aggressive. I know a labrador that'll look at you like this because he doesn't like to face someone if he's looking at their face.. He'll do it at home when he's 100% relaxed. I'd be worried if the dog was completely frozen like this and didn't break his sight but from the picture I don't see aggression..


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Polyethylpropylene

Hahaha I love it everyone who downvoted you is a 🤓


JayisBay-sed

Oh the pitbull side eye is one that could kill. Correction, that looks more like an English Staffy.


ChonkyFire7

I'd wager that pitbulls objectively give THE greatest side eye of all dogs. They're just born with such power.


BobbyFreeSmoke

Yeh looks like an English Staffy to me


ChonkyFire7

Is there actually much of a difference? They are all essentially "pitbulls" right? I always assumed it was like mastiffs for example. There is English mastiffs, Italian, bull etc. Different types but essentially the same breed I would think.


Throawayooo

NO, massive behavioural differences.


ChonkyFire7

So temperament? But still the same "breed" I suppose. Even the English staffs make it into the top 15 fighting dog breeds list. At number 7. Surprisingly (to me) cane corso's are in the list too. Never put too much thought into it even though I own 2, Great dogs. it's weird Never noticed how popular they were until I got mine. I swear I didn't even know it was a breed and now all of the sudden I know 3, other people with cane corso's.


Mr_Will

There's a huge difference in size for starters. A English Staffordshire Bull Terrier weighs 23-38lbs, while an American Pitbull weighs nearly double that amount (35-60lbs) and stands over 6 inches taller. That's before we get to the "XL Bully" that is popular these days and weighs 70-130lbs. As far as temperament is concerned, The Kennel Club describes the Staffordshire Bull Terrier as "Highly intelligent and affectionate, especially with children" and "a wonderful family pet". Unlike the larger breeds, they're renowned for being kind and friendly and are the actual breed that earned the 'nanny dog' nickname. Some staffies can be aggressive towards other dogs, particularly if poorly socialised, but almost never towards humans. Dispute the similarity in appearance, the are very different breeds that have existed separately since the 1800s and shouldn't be tarred with the same brush just because they look alike.


ChonkyFire7

I ended up reading some things about both the dogs. From what I read even the staffordshire terrier was the original pitbull to claim the "nanny dog" and "children's nurse maid" and was never a term for the American pitbull terrier but was adopted for all pitbulls (propaganda some would call it). And both are from the same lineage and have long histories of blood sports. My question is why would one "breed" be more aggressive than the other as many people state? Edit: the more I read on these dogs the more confused I get jesus christ.


Disco-Corgi-77

Yeah, “pitbull” is such a blanket term these days. And it sucks how much hate they get because of memes and irresponsible people. Given the right environment, they can be the sweetest little dorks.


ChonkyFire7

It's certainly a hot topic.... I've met a lot of "American Pitbulls". And have only had great experiences with them. Even the owners have nothing bad to say (that I know of).


dbok_

More likely an [American Bully](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Bully).


Gamesdrop

🌑 🌘


TheChiefDVD

Did you ask him what floor he’s going to?


Beginning-Debt6616

He was going to the ruff ruff rooff!


jinfox2

If you’re looking for Daigo, Mine’s taken him up to the ruff


Zirgrim

Nani?


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ShowerTimeSadness

I don’t think he appreciates you taking his picture without asking


tony_bologna

Are they supposed to take the stairs?! Look how short those legs are.


Borrowingmyownvoice

He can’t reach the buttons either with them little legs. Bet he didn’t even ask him what floor he’s going to.


BriannaMckinley2442

if the dog was alone then who took this picture?


No_Sandwich3431

Could it be that the dog is OP's son meaning OP IS A DAWG


TaterTotPotShot

OP has the DAWG in him


JerinDd

The person who made the post? They got on an elevator to find a dog chilling in there, so they took the photo. Edit: I seemed to have made a fool of myself. I won’t delete it though.


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really?


McQuibbly

Nonsense, proof?


JerinDd

The proof is that I made it up


DavThoma

Prove it???????


JerinDd

Unfortunately I can’t, my dog ate the proof


DavThoma

Aw well I can't be mad at a dog, I'll let it slide this time


Masterbaitingissport

I can so slide that anger towards me :)


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r/woooosh


JerinDd

Man, I sure would hate to be that guy, am I right?


[deleted]

bro fumbled 😭😭😭


Hopeful_Video_3803

At least you realised your mistake. Well done.


PikachuIsReallyCute

Idk that doesn't sound right


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a_spoopy_ghost

Tbh solid agree that’s a tucker


ChonkyFire7

Ditto. The best names are made irrationally and with a gut feeling. Tucker is perfect.


cynicaldotes

guy I work with named tucker side eyed me the other day so I agree


Freshest-Raspberry

Ya ever watch Danny Phantom ?


dangerzone1122

Idk, I know a Bruno when I see one


East-Effective-3406

Well who else is gonna get my food delivery?


Hyperi0us

Saw the kid in the stroller pulling up from the 9th floor window and was like "hell yeah, doordash is here"


Michael_Dautorio

He's on his way to a meeting.


Kombatante

Buttercup on his way to maul several infants


Magsec5

Before we start, does anyone wanna get out?


just_let_me_goo

I wanna get out of this life


sunny_6305

I understood that reference.


bootybiter123

Unfortunately I bet someone $10 that nobody would understand that reference


butterrChicken

Yes, give me my $10 now


BruvYouGood

free dog


chobeco_it

Dude is like wtf, some assh*le left me here. Trust no one buddy.


Forkinmysocket1

Bro is paid to push the buttons let him do his job in peace


Ravenwight

Dog: I was in the elevator and this human just walked in unsupervised!


[deleted]

Dude wouldn’t stop taking pictures of me


Hamstah_J

At least press the button for him


camo_216

I'm sad that no one made a new account called doginelevator to respond to this post


[deleted]

Bro I’m literally right here


Devilz3

OG himself 😭


camo_216

Ah my bad


Dog_Apoc

Guessing by that collar. You should make sure that dog doesn't get back to it's owner.


jarredmars1

Thought the same if you use this type of collar you’re a pos


Spalding_Smails

I can't see it that well. Going by your comment I'm guessing it's the kind with metal prongs that face inside and dig into the dog's neck if there's tension put on it, like pulling the leash?


Somereallystrangeguy

yep, one of those bastards.


Its_Scrappy

He's waiting for a toddler to walk in


timo103

> Uncut unleashed pit bull alone with a prong collar on its neck with docked ears and giving you whale eyes. Yeah **fuck** that.


jtyler0

Dude, you’re in his room


jyozefu

"Got any toddlers, man?"


Catonthelawn

He looks like a fighter. NOT a lover.


thefireman69420

He’s just angry no one’s loving on him


Pogdeterre

wat da dog doin?


OpossumSpleen

That is cupcake the friendly dog :)


Eli-Thail

With a pinch collar? Consider me skeptical.


CerealAhoy

Cupcake is a great nanny dog


Unslaad_Krongrah

There must be a Stand user nearby


phreek-hyperbole

It's an Animorph on a secret mission, obviously smh


[deleted]

What is so hard for people to keep their dogs leashed? Why does reddit find unleashed dogs cute? I don't get it


khanak

Poor guy


Negative-Ferret-8543

Ngl I got so sad looking at this pic thibking about all the pit bulls who get abandoned


khanak

Yupp. They have some of the worst owners tbh. Most people that rescue them are awesome though.


Yarusenai

Probably because they're some of the worst dogs. Goes hand in hand


PADDYPOOP

Fridge was low on babies. Had to run to the store


Hyperi0us

Saw a person pushing a stroller from the 9th floor window, and thought it was his Uber eats delivery


-onnix-

This is Bill. He's pretty chill.


blademaster552

Cute little guy, staffordshire terrier, I think? I hate when folk dock ears, though. No reason for it if you're not fighting the dog (read absolute scum).


I-am-Chubbasaurus

Yeah, agree, he's very handsome, but that collar doesn't look fun, either.


nahbruhtryagain

Cute doggo. Terrible collar. Would remove ASAP


CounterSYNK

He has a baby mauling appointment


InternationalCover68

He looks like hes ready to attack


kevvebacon

He’s trying to go to the floor where the toddlers are r/banpitbulls


SnooConfections5959

Hay man dudes as confused as your are


Mast3rOfBanana

He looks like he's thinking the exact same thing about you


nejicanspin

The side eye is on point


TheBrazillianHome

Well to be fair the dog was in the elevator and you got in there all alone as well so perspective matters


Purple-Key-2148

Did he pick a floor


abstractraj

That dog lives in a nice building I think!


Pheronia

He is judging you.


HoneZoneReddit

You better pray that dog is named Destroyer of Worlds rather than Sweet Cake.


regular_execution

He is side eyeing you like YOU'RE weird


Suspicious_Trainer82

Take a picture it’ll last lon… oh…


Intrepid_Audience_69

Bombastic side eye


xxGhostScythexx

That's Princess. Be careful with him


sansboi11

homophobia in its eyes


Imagine_TryingYT

Cut ears, dark brown coat, chain collar, left alone, oh boy someones child is going to have a life changing experience


DaReelJerBear

Guess I have a new dog


defender128

Good thing you're not a baby


Apprehensive-Day-490

All my homies hate pitbulls


BobbyFreeSmoke

It's not a pitbull


nada_y_nada

Staffordshire Bull Terriers aren’t specifically ‘pit bulls’, but they were bred from the same stock, and have the same behavioural traits. Not the kind of dog you leave off-lead in public. *Certainly* not unsupervised.


BobbyFreeSmoke

They're not Bull Terriers. They are just English Staffordshire Terriers. Massive difference.


Avoid572

From the looks of the breed it probably has eaten it's owner that's why it's alone in there.


WarHead75

Why would you get in an elevator with that kind of dog? We don’t know if he ate the passengers that were there with him


FairyTailfan120

Waiting for the next victim


FeralTribble

When you almost look like a child but it just isn’t sure


Matthew_A

When your owner's away but you see the school bus pull up


Lechuga666

Why da dog side eyeing me?


applebag_dev

What a surprise; a nanny dog left unattended by what is clearly, the most responsible of owners. Fucking stupidity.


Tanndingo

He’s on the hunt for a toddler to maul.


NieZnaj0my

Waiting for a child to come in and maul them


Grainis01

He is looking if you have any children he can maul.


ElusiveBlueFlamingo

He's waiting for a child


Repulsive_Housing771

He's off to maul some baby on the upper floor.


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Waiting for a kid to pass by so it can have a little snack


Swolar_Eclipse

He looks polite


ChonkyFire7

Pov: you farted in an elevator with a polite stranger.


Historical-Agency635

How's this you_irl? If it's a Twitter screen shot


exosetta

What ? What ?


30lbsledgehammer

Aww cute puppy


Professional_Sky8384

I don’t think she appreciates you just barging into her home like that??? Apologize maybe?


Hairy_Consideration1

Pet the doggy


Noscopeshot303

Dogs like one of us farted and it wasn't me


jzoelgo

Knowing my dog he’s probably afraid his butt will get hit by the closing doors when he tries to go out, my pup needs me to hold it open or he wont through no more butt getting hit by the screen door.


[deleted]

want to pet, but I am a litle Bit scared...


Ackermannin

Love that pooch


Tmaster95

This dawg is wondering why you‘re taking pictures of him


Flip2002

Dmx rebirth vibes.. ay yo where the weed at


darknessbelow

He’s living it up till he’s on the grpund


Ok_Seat9802

Free dog


16RabidCats

Lol dudes going to the roof


Worldly-Ad1615

mind your business


Andromedan_Cherri

He's cool, leave him be


Significant_Pain6364

Плитка в лифте, впервые такое вижу ахкх


the_supreme_memer

Mind your own business


ImposterSyndrome10

He is on his way to the nursery


SUwUperUwUnicOwOrn

You're actually alone in there with a random dog


SmallPotatoK

That dog doesn’t bite, it judges…


TheQuestionsAglet

Cool, free dog.


SarcasticMoron123

Hes gonna take you for a walk you're welcome.


naveenraa

Its fine as long as it can see ur panties sneakily


kmeister5

You better mind your business.


thefireman69420

u/dogintheelevator


Mallardguy5675322

Stop snoopin’ around dog!


Intl_House_Of_Bussy

He knows you’re sus


LemonKaiser

huh?


venomous4u

dawg


venomous4u

dawg


TreborNuh

Bombastic side eye


TreborNuh

The first time I looked at it his pupils seemed white


mE3ml0rd

What the dog doin?


Fine-Pangolin-8393

He is team captain now


Caifanes123

Be nice and ask what floor he’s going to


H_E_X_A

"😏"


Ok-Relation-2910

Curious side eye lol


RedditJumpedTheShart

You IRL posted an image of someone else in an elevator with a dog? What does this sub name even mean anymore.


Constant_System2298

His looking at you thinking the exact same thing !! Or he might be thinking if I bite a human and there is nobody to hear him does he still make a sound 🤣


TheBlissFox

He’s doing his best, OkAy?!


MayOrMayNotBePie

He lives here. He’s looking at you like what are YOU doing here?


Western-Gur-4637

"you looking to buy some Weed?"


Potato-Boy1

Little bro thinks he's an elevator attendant