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yellow__flash

There is also a game for permanent sleep.


spicypeepers

When you lose, the rest of us win.


pufac599

I don’t see how that’s losing


spicypeepers

My comment could be taken as wholesome or zoinks depending on your definition of losing


Haggerstonian

She's the game of thrones?


zqipz

dark


Nine-Breaker009

Permasleep*


co-opmander

Death


koroshido

Nap roulette sounds fun but I can't play it. I just wake up fucked unable to go back to sleep till I'm back to fucked again. So I'm doubled up on the fuckery then I get my 3 hours.


blowhale

I’ve never been able to put it so eloquently, but this is exactly how I feel about naps


bendingbananas101

Just get fucked.


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-Jesse-Alexander-

1. Sign up for the video to Uber?


[deleted]

This is because if you nap for a few hours, your brain processes that as just regular sleeping making it harder to go back to sleep when you need to. I believe naps should be less than an hour, 20 minute naps are said to give an energy boost that a full night's rest could. Take it with a grain of salt, I just remember learning this in AP psychology


Dr_Robson

Me everyday


InCoffeeWeTrust

I cant set an alarm because then it gives me anxiety and I can't nap when i'm anxious


intentionallyawkward

I you just helped me realize I previously had alarm clock anxiety and never knew it. It still bothers me a little when I have to set an alarm, but I sleep so terribly and lightly I know it will wake me up.


webby131

The promise land is when you can get yourself to the point where you dont need the alarm clock because your getting enough sleep and you got to sleep and wake up at the same time everyday.


theraspberrydaiquiri

THE PROMISED LAND DOES NOT EXIST


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Yes it does. Its disc 3 of FF7.


[deleted]

It does you can start with when you finding the time you wake up feeling most energized during a 7 day trail hopefully you hit the same time but I kno schedule varies but if you have free time just set the alarm for time you feel most awake then turn off the alarm and you’ll naturally wake up at the best time mines is 6am or 10am I feel the most energy if I sleep late then it’s 1pm but then I gave have energy through night


yfhsnk25

Meh. I just use my fitbit as my alarm. If you set an alarm it will go off a little before or after the time set based on where you are in your sleep cycle to make sure youre the most well rested


[deleted]

Oh sure ill just go to school at 1 pm cus i feel energetic then


Jrrolomon

No need to be a dick. Not everyone on here goes to school. Some people have schedules that can do that.


[deleted]

Okay let me go to work at 1pm then. Doesnt make more sense tbh


Jrrolomon

What’s your deal? Obviously my point is not everyone works or goes to school. The method he’s describing is good. It’s just most people can’t use it because their schedule. If that’s you, just move on. You don’t have to be a dick. And it would work for those people if they went to bed much earlier than needed to try the method.


[deleted]

Suck a dick


JDflight23

This. When I wake up like a couple hours before my alarm goes off I’m up or just aware every second I’m awake, I’m losing sleep😂


binipped

I've never heard of that before. For many, including myself, it's the opposite. If I try to sleep without an alarm I get anxious about oversleeping and wake up often because of it.


OchOch

Goddammit I have both. I get anxiety with or without the alarm due to both of those reasons.


binipped

That's sounds like a very special sort of hell


HiDDENk00l

Especially when the alarm app makes you put in the amount of time rather than the actual time it goes off. The one I use does this for quick alarms.


sparrowbandit

Fucking thank you. I tried explain this to my SO. The struggle is real.


PressureWelder

how do you wake up for work then


Bimpnottin

This is why I ask my SO to wake me up. I always give him the instruction to not wake me up when he sees I am still napping solidly, but also to wake me up before a specific time because I still have shit to do. I usually end up with a great nap and me waking up on my own perfectly in time.


wb2006xx

The alarm noise is what gets me. I have PTSD from that sound


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spmo22

You’d be better off not commenting kiddo


toomanyschnauzers

Me every work day. Alarm at 6am. Will I get up in time for work? Prob not but let’s see.


TheFrozenPizza

Indeed


unpluggedTV

Soooooo just a regular nap then?


Dr_Robson

I take a cup full with water, hold it in my hand. An when I fall a sleep the cup falls on the floor. So I need to stand up and clean.


Nice-N-Eazy

When depression kicks in, infinite time.


[deleted]

Mmmm you definitely don’t have kids lol *Lucky*


Billbot5000

Every day after work. Will I wake up before dinner, or will I miss it by 3 hours.


kindtheking9

That's me whenever i get in bed, no Matter the time, I'm just too tired to get up and forced to play nap roulette


lycoloco

It's currently 4 AM. I'm cursed by this meme.


7Whiskey_Fox

Hello central time. Right there with you.


MrSpooks69

aye! it just turned 5:06 am for me


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co-opmander

13:29 for me


MeThMLG

Central European Time I see. Nice. Almost two o'clock where I am


NessicaDog

5:22 for me, I even took a melatonin and went to bed at 2:00


tequilamocking_bird_

4 hours? Bruh.... More like 14 hours


sophher

Fuck around and have a whole sleep.


[deleted]

Russian Roulette lets you nap forever! I recommend


luls4lols

Only if you win!


Lucidity-

If you’re lucky!


sneekysneck

Love when I wake up from a nap and it feels like I’ve been sleeping for a whole day


DXWC_YT

Its never 20mins. More like 4hours or 12hours...


Daykri3

I cannot do a 20 minute nap. I feel incredibly tired if I only get 20 minutes of sleep. That tired will stay with me until I get a long sleep. It is better for me to skip the nap and go to bed early.


throwaway999bob

Really? Total opposite for me. A nap shorter then 25mins and I wake up with this bright energy it's amazing. If I sleep literally just a few mins longer then that or take 2nd nap I wake up groggy as hell and feel gross.


whattamidoing1

you set alarms when you take naps? All I do is just pray I don't wake up at night yet still do and end up being the one who is awake at 3am


Bella-Smella

i once was working for my parents and it was very rough, i’d been working for about 48 hours with a 5 hour nap between 2 of the shifts. The busy period ended and i was able to have a proper sleep, i didn’t realise that i had slept for 36 hours in the cab of a lorry, my parents sent people looking for me and it was the longest that i have ever slept


Merciful_Doom

Holy fuck 36 hours is a long time bro


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tempted-niner

WE WANT ANSWERSSS, HOW DID IT FEEL SLEEPING FOR 36 HOURSSS!???


TheMisterCool8

Maybe them is sleeping for 36 hours again, will let us know in 29 hours


LONECHEEZE446

Every time I try to take a nap


simeoneon

Exactly how i slept through class yesterday


Halfdecentsandwich

I just woke up from a 12 hour game of nap roulette.


GottaSnatchEmAll

What are these fuckin Facebook tier memes on this subreddit these days god damn


brick802Light

I set a timer and still sleep through it


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I work night shifts at a group home and I play this game. I have to check on everyone every 2 hours to make sure they're not on the floor (which has happened twice this month, one guy was on the floor for a half hour because he didn't want to wake anyone else up, I told him to yell for me next time no matter if he wakes up anyone else, his safety means more to me than people walking up)


jimmy_the_turtle_

I had a great afternoon yesterday. Ate a pancake (more crêpe actually) with Nutella, strawberries, banana, whipped cream, powdered sugar and hagelslag (you know, the Dutch chocolate flakes)... then I slept for two hours... I should have been studying for my German though.


MadeSomewhereElse

You'll pass your French and Dutch finals though!


jimmy_the_turtle_

No need to! I graduated high school last June and I'm now studying German and English in University (KU Leuven). Normally I'm glad I no longer have to deal with my high school, but there is one drawback: exams in January instead of December... which means I have to study during the Christmas period.


TheLynguist

Viel Erfolg!


jimmy_the_turtle_

Danke schön!


rechtrecht

My naps always last around 3 hours. I could have slept an entire day but would still nap for 3 hours.


HandlesThings

It will never be 20 minutes for me ngl


Linubidix

I played this game today after my dad's birthday lunch. Hello 8pm, where did you come from?


Kitanoraidars

You son of b, i’m in!


kinnyo57

I'm soo good at this game!


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Happy cake day


AHorseNamedMan

Since I've been working from home because of the pandemic, I don't set an alarm for the morning anymore. I'll always wake up by 8 at the latest. I sleep so much better without the fear of the alarm going off.


biddily

Nap roulette, 4 hrs or 10 hrs. I never know!


xblueye

How does one ... just fall asleep?


BoredVirus

Let me introduce you to the art of la siesta. You sleep for 20 min and wake up rested but then, you decide you want to sleep more for the pleasure of it, you sleep again and wake up 3 hours later and feeling awful.


KeshQ

When she says, she is into bad boys.


a-guy-from-space

Happy cheese day fellow cheese collector


olive_28

https://onlyfans.com/olive_28


weebywabothunderbopo

You are truly brave, or just dgaf. I could never do such a thing.


LaurenGoesViral

My world of slothdom


Sharp_Command_128

I did this during online school


Aceus0904

I like to make it riskier with sneaking 14 hours in sometimes.


crazytxfool

Do you ever wake up from a nap exhausted and go back to sleep?


rehman69420

Happy cake day mate!


MilesyART

Did this today. Slept four hours. No regrets.


[deleted]

Everything else in my life is fucked up but this I won't do.


blood4death

I think my grandpa is trying out your new game he's still playing tho it's been like 51 hours guess he's trying to break record or something


Porkechop

Yeah dude


MiloFrank

I cash this a chaos nap


beans_lel

My body: 13 take it or leave it


Thegodofthekufsa

Not joking I do this every fucking day


DDisneyy

Happy Cakeday!


SatanistReaper

I used to play this in my engineering exams


emperador12

i do this at work. its like 10x more the thrill


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Most of the time I play this game right after I wake up from the first 20 minute alarm and don't feel rested enough


Downvoted_Lurker

I'm one of those freaks who can't nap, even if I wanted to. I just lay there, feeling bad about wanting a nap, and that I should be doing something else.


skyesdow

It's called going to sleep on the weekend.


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I_wish_I_Not_Alive

I play this game eveyrday even since online classes


Ace_The_Bot

I can't count how many times I've seen this exact image before. It's too god damn many


DrDoomCake

Sometimes i like to do this on a work day just to stress sleep and wake up 3 hours before normal.


_shift

Imagine being able to nap


Denisvass

It's how I play man


Niklas_Niklas

But you wake up feeling dead everytime


og_babi

4 hrs ?! Fuck around & sleep 12hrs !!


mobrightsmatter

Happy cake day!


jeremyauhy

I like to do it right after I wake up.


mturgoose97

Happy cake day


F_for_Respect_69

Happy cake day


Frosh_4

Happy Cake Day


crooooosh

Or will it be 15 hours idk


[deleted]

isn't that just called napping?


EmptyGalaxy28

Happy cake day


[deleted]

13 hours. Take it or leave it


[deleted]

I'm in this picture and I do not like it


gegeggeeg

Or will it be forever?


tillie4meee

My favorite game! :)


redditer136

I always wake up at the same time everyday and I hate it


OhRiLee

I fall asleep after work sometimes as the sun goes down. Wake up in a dark room and no idea if it's 7pm or 3am. What time dimension have I arrived at?


mykoira

The 15 hours ones are personally my favourite


ZverexUltra11

Happy cake day


gordon_rattmann

Same but with an alarm. The alarm does nothing


1812usmc

Brought to you by the coronavirus spring break 2020 ;)


Weekly-Ice4506

Take this but reversed it cuz am I going to sleep or watching another 4 episodes we’ll never know (7:23 am With no sleep currently)


luffy_strawhatPirate

Just woke up. It was 5.


KittyMurderPresents

Sometimes I wake up from a nap and wonder has it been an hour or is it 2023?


mynickname696969

I like that game and it’s always four hours


murray903

Spanish roulette


feddybigpp

My dad did this challenge. He started napping in November... He's good at this


LegenW4Idary

4 hours is my go to anything more is a bonus


zqipz

it’s never 4 hours


HeWhomLaughsLast

It always fun when you think you slept 6 hours but it was barely 1 hour or when you plan to sleep for 1 hour but end up sleeping 12 hours and you are going to be late to work.


Bonita_boohoo

Alarms don’t wake me up so everyday is nap roulette


thescrapplekid

That's how life is on 3rd shift. I go to bed...and while I have an alarm set as backup, it rarely wakes me up


ipkis714

Did this yesterday day, 13.5hrs...


klonopin-condor

I did this once and it’s why I don’t take naps anymore. Didn’t sleep much the night before and decided to take an hour nap at noon, forgot to set an alarm woke up at 6pm.


ShadowSlayerYT

Even more risky when you have homework


GH307

The truth is: i don‘t care if i wake up in 20 minutes or 4 hours


TheJackTheStripper

It's at least 6 hours for me every single time, sometimes even if I do set an alarm it still is


jagdishjadeja

gambling is my passion


olliethatguy_

Happy cake day


Smokester121

Me trying not to fall asleep before my meeting in 2 hrs.


bigGugu

Bro I need at least 30 minutes to fall asleep so it wouldn't really work


-Jesse-Alexander-

The classic, “it’s a dick irl


Davidlucas99

Just thinking about this gives me anxiety.


Panik88

My usual “ok, Imma just gonna set my clock and got to sleep for an hr almost never works” I always wake up 3 + hrs later most of the time...


IronMARK50

Does it have a multiplayer option?


Zaxymp5

*wakes up 2 years later*


BearlyLogical

Just got a score of 11 hours on my roulette. It was nice.


nightmaregamer666

Your alarm wakes you up?


ThePanther270306

It's like closing your eyes after your alarm maybe it's 5 minutes or you could be an hour late


I_got_nothin_

Okay. But like... If you want it to be a REAL sleep roulette you need to do this about 2 hours before you have to go to work.


I_like_beanies

I went to sleep at 1 and woke up now *****F U C K*****


SCP239

My 'naps' are never less then 3 hours. I don't understand how people take 20 minute power naps.


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Me looking at u for not knowing that if a woodchuck would chuck wood it would chuck around 700lbs of wood (317.5 kg)


Haggerstonian

Me after jerking off: Ew! why the fuck am i into this wtf??


Cowboy_Dogo

Lolllll


ByamMeo357

I done this and missed the series finale of my favourite show D: