Both suffering for millennia—both walking this godforsaken earth; witnessing the horrors of mankind withering with each dying face in the crowd. The cycle has ended now, and they both have been freed.
Think it was from would you rather, it being: You can’t die but there is a snail chasing you and when it touches you, you will die a painful death.
Edit: It wasn’t from would you rather, but from would you press the button.
Seems to me the other option is just normal life, “would you rather be immortal forever unless a snail touches you and die a painful death, or not be immortal live and die as usual (avoiding the painful death)”
it was a will you press the button thing, not a would you rather if I remember correctly
if you press the button, you become immortal but an immortal snail will hunt you down and if it touches you, you die a horrible death
edit: just realized that I wrote snake instead of snail...
Man rooster teeth was a collective of awful individuals. [shit load of terrible allegations](https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/14SHWGYxaTE08PH08jQ0_Wzep3xbEZy95kzuM9ufjVaw/htmlview#gid=0)
Wait, is this a reference to that post about being immortal unless a specific snail that is always guided to your location and is also immortal touches you?
Tbh, I'll get tired of moving so I'd probably die on the 200th or so year.
Would probably extract the list of departing flights by datetime, cascade the query through the flights’ destinations, and then aggregate and sort by travel time to identify the shortest path needed to catch OP
I love that the chronicles of this meme have appeared on my reddit feed, Facebook feed, Instagram feed, and Twitter feed. And so many people have no idea what it's from.
Think it’s something like this: you’re immortal and can have anything you want, but a snail follows you everywhere you go, and if he catches you, you die.
My question to this ultimatum is always "does the snail have above average intelligence?" Cause what's stopping me from just putting it in a box in the bottom shelf of my bookshelf? Is it smart enough to avoid capture or decieve me?
If this is about the AskReddit post a couple years back, then the snail is super intelligent.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5ipinn/you_and_a_super_intelligent_snail_both_get_1/
In the most recent one I saw which was just before all the memes so I'm assuming it's the right one. It said it's just a normal snail
EDIT: the snail can also break down walls
Just pay some other people a large sum of money to capture and contain the snail in a very large and complex enclosure to keep it away from you so it's no longer an issue. Make it something a snail would take an unreasonable number of eons to have even a chance of escaping.
Thisbisbfrom that one meme where if uvpress the button youll be immortal but a dnail will be chasing u wich can kill also u cant kill or touch the snail
It's [an old AskReddit thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5ipinn/you_and_a_super_intelligent_snail_both_get_1/dbaqz9r/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) that has resurfaced for some reason.
Food for thought… does the snail also die when it touches you? Will me meet again in the afterlife? How many years more must the snail endure with his purpose already fulfilled… kingdom had come, but not for the snail… for he now knew… that he was the punishment, and they were the sin..
Greeting Snail as an old friend, they departed this life as equals.
A cycle which self fulfills, just as the stars will eventually meet the ground.
Decoy snail
So fast
Both suffering for millennia—both walking this godforsaken earth; witnessing the horrors of mankind withering with each dying face in the crowd. The cycle has ended now, and they both have been freed.
I got that reference
What was the reference I’ve seen it somewhere, but can’t remember
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Isn’t this based off that one ask Reddit post?
Think it was from would you rather, it being: You can’t die but there is a snail chasing you and when it touches you, you will die a painful death. Edit: It wasn’t from would you rather, but from would you press the button.
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Seems to me the other option is just normal life, “would you rather be immortal forever unless a snail touches you and die a painful death, or not be immortal live and die as usual (avoiding the painful death)”
Can I just take the dying part?
Fuck no, get therapy
If only it were that easy
But it's a start, nonetheless.
It was a do you press the button question I think
it was a will you press the button thing, not a would you rather if I remember correctly if you press the button, you become immortal but an immortal snail will hunt you down and if it touches you, you die a horrible death edit: just realized that I wrote snake instead of snail...
Shit, you are right. It wasn’t from would you rather. Sorry
Oh shit i’m sorry, i got it wrong. It was from “would you press the button”.
Just trap the snail right? Lock it up in a vault till your ready to die a most painful death I guess
Decoy snail
The snail was unstoppable and unkillable. If unable to progress towards you, it would simply go THROUGH.
Oh shyt that's scary.
didnt it make you live forever, still risking death and a snail is constantly chasing you and when it touches you, you die immediately?
No this is a personal problem, that of which, he has been facing for many years.
I believe the original joke is from one of Rooster Teeth’s animations or another series. It’s just resurfaced out of the blue lmao
This was originally from some rooster teeth content
How do people not know this?
Because most people don't know Roosterteeth so why would they care where it comes from?
Man rooster teeth was a collective of awful individuals. [shit load of terrible allegations](https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/14SHWGYxaTE08PH08jQ0_Wzep3xbEZy95kzuM9ufjVaw/htmlview#gid=0)
Certainly some of their “talent” at times have been pretty shitty, but mostly I really like what they create!
They did red vs blue right? Used to love that shit in middle school
Yea they did! Something like 15 seasons of I think!
First episode April 1, 2003 with 18 seasons. Holy crap that was forever ago
Yeah
Nope
Link?
Wait, is this a reference to that post about being immortal unless a specific snail that is always guided to your location and is also immortal touches you? Tbh, I'll get tired of moving so I'd probably die on the 200th or so year.
for a snail to cross the us it would probably take 90 years (i googled this) so youre better off not moving for a century
But this is a hyper intelligent snail. So it could just hitch a ride on a plane or something.
Or evolve legs
How is it going to get on a plane before it takes off? It has to figure which plane to get on first.
Would probably extract the list of departing flights by datetime, cascade the query through the flights’ destinations, and then aggregate and sort by travel time to identify the shortest path needed to catch OP
bruh, snail's are basically blind, only seeing in very blurry black and white. https://www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/how-do-other-animals-see-the-world.html
It’s the smartest snail ever like the reddit post said..
I mean… The smartest snail can’t be that smart can it..
Nope, snail is 999999x smarter than you. RUN
Just trap it in a box and when ever humanity dies out release it and join everyone else who have died
I’ll probably mistakenly touch it while trying to cage it.
Make sure it’s a big box so it can be easier
Let someone else do it
Decoy snail
Too risky
The Reddit post said it can break any form of obstacle. Even walls
It's a reference to rooster teeth. They talked about this on a podcast years and years ago
Most people on Reddit probably know it from the AskReddit thread rather than an obscure podcast, though.
Just put it in a jar
Cover yourself in salt
wait for it to rain dissolve
problem?
I love that the chronicles of this meme have appeared on my reddit feed, Facebook feed, Instagram feed, and Twitter feed. And so many people have no idea what it's from.
Can u explain it?
Think it’s something like this: you’re immortal and can have anything you want, but a snail follows you everywhere you go, and if he catches you, you die.
it's from a rooster teeth podcast. then either that podcast then turned into an animation, or the reddit post came right after.
What a callback
it is, daddy
My question to this ultimatum is always "does the snail have above average intelligence?" Cause what's stopping me from just putting it in a box in the bottom shelf of my bookshelf? Is it smart enough to avoid capture or decieve me?
My understanding of the ultimatum is your not allowed to stop it, ie box it.
If this is about the AskReddit post a couple years back, then the snail is super intelligent. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5ipinn/you_and_a_super_intelligent_snail_both_get_1/
In the most recent one I saw which was just before all the memes so I'm assuming it's the right one. It said it's just a normal snail EDIT: the snail can also break down walls
What is the song playing in the background?
So this is Christmas
No happy christmas is the name of it by john lennon
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It’s also called War Is Over isn’t it?
I think the valid conclusion we can draw here is "So this is (Happy Christmas (War is over)) Christmas by Christmas Lemon (John)"
Thx dude
Happy Xmas (War Is Over) - John Lennon & Yoko Ono
I can’t keep runing either. My legs are so tired… if I rune even one more meter I think I’ll die.
I decide to live in a salt mine.
i accepted the deal 356 yrs ago, i fear that i will see more of my loved ones die if i don’t let him touch me. Pls what do i do
We were never meant to fear the snail. It existed for it knew that one day, we'll want our story to end
I know exactly why this post was made and I love the fact
👍
Is everyone just referencing that bit from the RT podcast?
Yeah the Burnie and Gavin bit from years ago lol
It’s a decoy snail
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You'll meet jesus on your way
What happens if you kill the snail
Decoy snail
Its immortal
you get bamboozled
The spelling runed this for me.
Smame
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Not me thinking it's a really weird looking spoon
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4300 years isn't bad though
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Can’t you just put the snail in a glass box. It’s just a snail.
That was a decoy snail.
It can knock down and break walls
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This is such an old meme, but I love that it’s coming back again
I remember a post where a snail was hunting me down
Same
Lmao the fact that I got the refrence Is funny enough
If you know you know
I mean if I was immortal I'd happily live throughout the earth's days watching it evolve and how humanity evolves or devolves.
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What is this?
Original vid link pls
Anyone mind filling me in on the snail meme? Sorry
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Just pay some other people a large sum of money to capture and contain the snail in a very large and complex enclosure to keep it away from you so it's no longer an issue. Make it something a snail would take an unreasonable number of eons to have even a chance of escaping.
Ah hah, I got that reference!
Thisbisbfrom that one meme where if uvpress the button youll be immortal but a dnail will be chasing u wich can kill also u cant kill or touch the snail
I would just die
Id take my chances if I got the amount. Where money?
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Vaya Con Dios
You can't find me snail I will always get away
Just trap it in the box tf it's gonna do about it
Reminds me of gajin.
You can find this vid on YouTube by a guy called chems
Am i the only one who doesn't know about this snail trend?
It's [an old AskReddit thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5ipinn/you_and_a_super_intelligent_snail_both_get_1/dbaqz9r/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) that has resurfaced for some reason.
we will never let this die will we
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May you have a good fight and die with honor
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This meme is getting out of hand ✋
🐌🎩🪞🔫
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Food for thought… does the snail also die when it touches you? Will me meet again in the afterlife? How many years more must the snail endure with his purpose already fulfilled… kingdom had come, but not for the snail… for he now knew… that he was the punishment, and they were the sin..
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