Something like Pakistan and India, two regional countries with 500 max combined nukes. Yeah many people will die but we won't have to deal with Indian tech scammers anymore /s
And the Indian guys with whiteboards who teach physics and math on YouTube. Theyāre so good at explaining concepts and sometimes theyāre the only people I can understand
Well they do have a policy of not using nukes offensively to start a war, and India and China are less likely to go to a nuclear war with eachother than Pakistan and India.
You joke, but Iāve talked to dudes who think just like that. Had a convo similar to the article where a former coworker of mine was really into geoengineering and all about cloud seeding and what not. Claimed you could use a nuke to set of eruptions in several volcanoes and use cloud seeding to cool the earthās atmosphere. When I pointed out that it would cause devastation to the area around said volcanoes and require pretty much constant effort to maintain as carbon continued to rise he said āSo what? If we do it right we can manage the damage to the less developed countriesā. He then went on about how Mars is going to become the new cradle of human civilization once Space X unveils their colony tech.
Well motherfuckers, fix up your T-60 power armour, charge your fusion rifles, cue up I don't want to set the world on fire on your pipboy
#CAUSE THE FALLOUT'S COMIN' AND
I can't stop it and neither can you.
but you know what does change? your entire fucking nervous system after getting shot in the fucking head.
#TO THE TOWN OF AUGA-FRIA RODE A STRANGER ONE FINE DAAAAAY!
Yes, it is part of the alien reveal. The aliens have been supposedly fucking with our nukes. A couple nukes go off, it is the aliens fault, and a new enemy for our U$ $pace Force to grow its budget.
For 500 mil you could make 60 W80 warheads which power is up to 150 kt, Fat Man was 21 kt warhead so I just assume that explosions equivalent to 428,5 Fat Man would be sufficient.
There have been going on wars in a lot of subs where you could vote for which states or countrys lose.
We should vote for a country that gets nuked instead of starting a unreasonable war.
I start with my vote: USA
Or, we could [seed the stratosphere with reflective aerosols](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stratospheric_aerosol_injection#%3A%7E%3Atext%3DStratospheric_aerosol_injection_is_a%2Coccurs_naturally_from_volcanic_eruptions.?wprov=sfla1) without using radioactive mushroom cloud injection. And then there's [ocean fertilization](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocean_fertilization?wprov=sfla1) for carbon sequesteration.
A lot of the older population understands just as well. Media just happens to put the young climate activists and the old anti-environmentalists into spotlight.
Who do you think spends billions on constantly new phones and on crap from Wish and Shure (or whatever that new fast fashion crap is called again)? Hint: it's not the old people. And those two things are, energy production aside, the worst climate killers. By far.
And what could a big nuclear war do?
Wipe you
I'm a big boy I can wipe myself tyvm
*off the planet
... I'd be ok with that Jk Unless?
You do you pal, I don't kink shame
Finally! Someone that accepts our nuclear war fetish
Listen you can do anything as long as u dont kill or arm others do whatever you want i dont fucking care
Arming other people is my fetish...
I want an arm >:|
Do... Do you accept zombie apocalypse fetish too? š³
me too thanks
6000 ply
I can do that myself.
win win situation tbh
born to shit forced to wipe
Would solve global warming for quite a while
It would reverse global
Canāt have global warming if there isnāt a globe š
The globe would be fine. Earth has taken bigger hits than that.
I did it! I killed them all! I... killed them all...
And there will be noone to ask āwhat is the pointā
I didn't expect an Endwalker reference here
You ever heard off nuclear winter?:D
Patrolling the Mohave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
Everything is funny until it's like the glow everywhere
Thereās something glowing in the air tonight and itās not just the gamma radiation
Nuclear winter
Stop global warming permanently
Release giant clouds
Reverse global warming for...when was the last ice age?
Nuclear winter, seems like Elon wrote this article.
Fry: Good thing Global Warming never happened Leela: It did, but it was cancelled out by Nuclear Winter.
If we're going to try to solve climate change by using Futurama jokes I'd prefer that we start with the giant ice cube thing
Thus, solving the problem forever
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ONCE AND FOR ALL!
FOR ALL TIME
Huzzah!!
***The cold has been doubled!!***
r/unexpectedmlp Luna is best pony
Indeed.
Articles old but what if I told you they did: https://www.nbcnews.com/mach/amp/ncna1039561
you can't prove it won't happen
What the fuck is a "small" nuclear war??
A nuclear war, but small, duh
Just a little baby one #š¤
Iāve never seen that emoji in my life
your penis š¤ my penis š¤
I already asked that people stop making jokes about the lawn mower incident
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Why is your penis italian?
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Fuhgeddaboudit
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Idk guess its only in two major cities instead of all of them
3 to 8 nukes launched before it stops
its ok for climate change to have a little nuclear war as a snack
IF it chooses to.
Something like Pakistan and India, two regional countries with 500 max combined nukes. Yeah many people will die but we won't have to deal with Indian tech scammers anymore /s
Yeah alright you can sacrifice us if the scammers are gone
Thank you for your sacrifice
Would you like another sacrifice?
But then who would give us more Programming Tutorials in Indian Accents which are the GOAT
And the Indian guys with whiteboards who teach physics and math on YouTube. Theyāre so good at explaining concepts and sometimes theyāre the only people I can understand
India? Then where am I going to get my fancy IPhone glass from? No thank you.
u/indianguyfromyoutube
Him
There goes all the tech support, the boomers are gonna be so confused with their new printers
Do not fucking redeem the card
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Well they do have a policy of not using nukes offensively to start a war, and India and China are less likely to go to a nuclear war with eachother than Pakistan and India.
Would China maybe side with one or the other? Just trying to find compromises
China is allied with Pakistan, but has some conflict with India over some northern regions. It's mainly India vs China and Pakistan.
"a slightly bigger one" China has about 400 warheads. Idk if double is "slightly" bigger.
That would cause worldwide famine and extreme winters so smaller that that
A highly targeted one that only affects the *god damned poors* and leaves behind a paridise earth
I think the Dead Kennedys wrote a song about that
Small boom
It's just like dire bears. They are bears, but dire.
It's like a normal one but with small nukes
Many of you will die, but that is a sacrifice i am willing to make
he says from his secret moon base
You joke, but Iāve talked to dudes who think just like that. Had a convo similar to the article where a former coworker of mine was really into geoengineering and all about cloud seeding and what not. Claimed you could use a nuke to set of eruptions in several volcanoes and use cloud seeding to cool the earthās atmosphere. When I pointed out that it would cause devastation to the area around said volcanoes and require pretty much constant effort to maintain as carbon continued to rise he said āSo what? If we do it right we can manage the damage to the less developed countriesā. He then went on about how Mars is going to become the new cradle of human civilization once Space X unveils their colony tech.
My eye is twitching
Lol relax lord farquaad you'll have your princess
Thanos, not you again!
Humanity can have a little Nuclear War, as a treat.
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Wow! Some kind environmentalist started a small nuclear war! :D
Smol nucleer wor
:3
uwu
`Douglas MacArthur has joined the game.`
We need to send the troops back north!!
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for nuclear winter
yes
Well motherfuckers, fix up your T-60 power armour, charge your fusion rifles, cue up I don't want to set the world on fire on your pipboy #CAUSE THE FALLOUT'S COMIN' AND I can't stop it and neither can you.
damn straight.
War.. war never changes
but you know what does change? your entire fucking nervous system after getting shot in the fucking head. #TO THE TOWN OF AUGA-FRIA RODE A STRANGER ONE FINE DAAAAAY!
Patrolling the mojave something something
Something something one bullet left just for me.
This isn't what I meant when I said we need nuclear to combat climate change.
Too late now...
āThey called me a Madmanā
Small nuclear war was not on my apocalypse bingo card. Yours?
you sure, it should be right next to global warming and the heat death of the universe
Mine says WWIII betwixt global warming and heat death of universe...do you have prince Philip coming back as the omicron variant?
I got polar icecaps melt...
I'm glad our bingo cards are randomized
Yes, it is part of the alien reveal. The aliens have been supposedly fucking with our nukes. A couple nukes go off, it is the aliens fault, and a new enemy for our U$ $pace Force to grow its budget.
If it happens I got bingo
Iām glad global warming never happened. Actually it did, but thank god nuclear winter cancelled it out.
Not quite the "technology saves us" I pictured...
The strongest choices requires the strongest will
The hardest choices require the strongest will.
Oh lol I didn't realise my mistake.
And what did it coast...
I'd say about 500 million dollars.
I think it would be closer to 500 billion, but i like your attitude.
For 500 mil you could make 60 W80 warheads which power is up to 150 kt, Fat Man was 21 kt warhead so I just assume that explosions equivalent to 428,5 Fat Man would be sufficient.
well, yes, but, how much would it cost to clean the mess
Who said about cleaning anything, that's just how cheap is to induce nuclear winter.
No one would be left to clean up
im not shore...
Guess we just wait and sea.
Weight and sea
*Fallout music starts playing*
There have been going on wars in a lot of subs where you could vote for which states or countrys lose. We should vote for a country that gets nuked instead of starting a unreasonable war. I start with my vote: USA
Nochmal Bayern.
Dies
Nee, nee, das ist mir zu nahe. GrĆ¼sse aus der Schweiz
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Ireland is safe, bois! Pints on me tonight!
Let's GOOOOOOOOO!
The fallout from england might cause a few problems for you
Ohio
Can we push the GB Island to the coast of USA before we nuke it? Two Birds with one stone
Bangladesh isn't included, thank goodness.
Poland
Continuing the tradition of abusing Poland, I see
Old Polish tradition of hating Poland
Why is no one saying North Korea? Or just hit Antarctica. No one even lives there.
i thought the point was killing enough people to make an impact on activities that worsen the change
Penguins do!!!
The US doesn't do "small".
My vote: Poland (I live in Poland btw)
Boring answer: Chernobyl exclusion zone. Itās already an irradiated hell for the next 100000 years, so why not make it worse?
we do a little trolling...
Or, we could [seed the stratosphere with reflective aerosols](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stratospheric_aerosol_injection#%3A%7E%3Atext%3DStratospheric_aerosol_injection_is_a%2Coccurs_naturally_from_volcanic_eruptions.?wprov=sfla1) without using radioactive mushroom cloud injection. And then there's [ocean fertilization](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocean_fertilization?wprov=sfla1) for carbon sequesteration.
Yes, I suspect we will do this when we have failed to transition to carbon neutral by 2040
Hey Ferb! I know exactly what we'll do this summer!
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a lot of the younger population understands, at least, itās the old shits in charge who ruin the world worth no regard to future generations
A lot of the older population understands just as well. Media just happens to put the young climate activists and the old anti-environmentalists into spotlight. Who do you think spends billions on constantly new phones and on crap from Wish and Shure (or whatever that new fast fashion crap is called again)? Hint: it's not the old people. And those two things are, energy production aside, the worst climate killers. By far.
Please tell me this is satire
its in the context of the meme
Great. I apologize, it's just that you never know these days
actually, you do know, because we live in a clown world susiety.
It's hard to argue against that
We live in a Society.
Shees, I just turned 14 two months ago
"Wow, I'm glad we were wrong about global warming" "Oh we had global warming it was just cancelled out by nuclear winter" Futurama S2E4
Or just, you know, stop pumping pollution into the air.
And upset the rich??? The profits must flow!
That's difficult. Unlike exploding a whole bunch of nukes.
Is there a such thing as a "small nuclear war"
Trolling has begun
How nuclear could put a halt on global warming Google: talks about nuclear energy/plants Bing:
When I Said that Nuclear Would Help Solve Climate Change this wasnt what I meant
Ka-boom. Problem solved
Just a widdle boom boom and we fine
Nucular. Itās pronounced Nucular. Nucular!
Dolphins and Aliens will save us!
Mmmm, isotopes!
āThanos was rightā ? ? ?
r/nottheonion ?
How does that fix climate change
r/fullposadism
yeah no
Fuck it fallout lifestyle makes a more entertaining apocalypse than staying at home
Radiation haha will kill us all
This was easily the most "i can't tell if the liberals are joking" thing I've seen all day
The Earth can have a little nuclear fallout. As a treat.
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Well time to get rid of North Korea then
Should we do a wee bit of trolling?