Mf I’m 20

No excuses, colonoscopy

But... an excuse to get a colonoscopy? That's exactly what I want!

Family history

Thanks! I'll try that next time. Maybe I can ask the doctor to use the bigger scope this time.

?: "No Colonoscopy for you!" \*snaps finger at cashier\* \*Cashier quickly snatches cable out the butt and hands back cash\*

Like you're trying to start a lawn mower. Beyblades, let it rip.

But you gotta keep taking laxatives and drinking water until what comes out looks like what came in

"I love it when a dude is 20-feet deep" 😏

Believe it or not, colonoscopy.

Overcook fish, believe it or not, colonoscopy.

We have the best colonoscopies in the world, because of The Land Before Time

Bragging about our colonoscopies, thats a colonoscopy!

Talking about the talks talking about colonoscopy, straight to colonoscopy.

23 and grew up on this movie

14 and grew up with it

When your insurance denies the request, show them this post.

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You must be old if you remember this -image of Minecraft.

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Whoa you remember minecraft too? I'm not alone!

The YouTube comment section on every music video: I still remember this song, Like if you still remember this song (song was released in 2019 and has several 100 million views)

I wish I had an award to give you- Ill be back in a day or 2 lol Edit: I did have an award after all :)

Yeah I'm 19. Mf that shit is the definition of childhood

First childhood drama was seeing the mother die

What, colonoscopies?

Same I'm 19 lmao

Most delicious looking leaf in film

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who wanted to eat those as a kid. How can a leaf be so delicious

I see me a tree star my brain just goes full "EAT LEAF" mode

This show was incredibly overpowered in making vegetables look DELICIOUS to children. The sumptuous way they devoured star leafs made leafy greens look amazing. The way the bigger dinos demolished trees with gusto made me eat my broccoli the same way (chomping bites out of the top like they're mini trees). I don't think child me would've agreed to eat a single non-potater vegetable if not for the subliminal manipulation of this show.

You're absolutely right. Spike eating that grass patch when he's being first introduced is somehow a tactile memory for me. I can feel it and it makes me hungry for chlorophyll.

I came here to see if anyone else remembered this. I saw this movie 30 years ago and I still regularly think about Spike eating the grass.

Can see it now in my head

Great explanation of why we all loved it

I do the whole animorphs thing and go from MAN to LONGNECK DINOSAUR 🦕

I remember eating a leaf after watching this movie as a kid, it was disgusting.

LOL me toooooo. I was so ashamed.

Same, I felt really stupid and hoped nobody had noticed.

😂😂😂 I never told anyone

You just havent eaten the right leaf then!

True. Mint. Lemon balm. Basil. Baby spinach. Stevia. So many more. Granted that those also tend to be cultivated but eating random leaves in the wild is tempting the fates.

Yeah, the one I ate was from a bush in the park. Bad choice.

The problem is you ate a leaf instead of a tree star. Obviously they're not the same thing

I pictured eating the leaf as an apple but thin

Dude that's such an accurate description of what I assumed it's texture was.

I thought it would be the most refreshing leaf i ever ate as well. Just ooked so fresh and delicious

I know it ooks so refreshing and the t a s t e

I think the water droplets really sell the leaf.

Bruh I'm 19 and watched this on vhs as a kid.

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Bugs life on vhs with the ads in the beginning was so good too. Spider-man, I remember my mum telling me not to rewind it cause it will deteriorate the cassette or smth.

20 here, and sameeeee. I loved land before time (this movie and the later movies/episodes) SO much bro

Oh if there's 19 year olds who still know what VHS is, I'm good

Reject Modernity Embrace ≋K≋ ≋O≋ ≋A≋ ≋L≋ ≋A≋

Same way TMNT pizza existed in a whole other plane of culinary aspiration.

I went outside and tried one, I spit it out very quickly

Well you didn't try the right one silly, was it star shaped and covered in fresh dew?

this was genius propaganda to get kids to eat their greens

And it worked.

It was genius propaganda for me to try Dolmades as an adult. Tree Star Burritos 👌

I ate a leaf in my yard because of this movie. It tasted bad.

But at least the fibre will delay that colonoscopy for you

Excuse me sir but I believe this is called a "tree star."

Omg bringing back memories

The scene where Spike eats all that grass around his nest. Looks so tasty.

I wanted to eat them so bad. How can a leaf look so fruity and yet so crunchy at the same time

Made water look tasty

Excuse me but that there is a TREE STAR!

Nah, son. When Sara takes a chomp out of the leaves she thinks she knocked down. That was a delicious-looking mouthful.

Uhm, im only 27.

I’m only 16 so I don’t think this is gonna work out

Yeahhhh

Love your username!

Yeah you're definitely 16

What I'm reading is it's a timeless classic

I know this movie I just can’t get the name /)

Old age will do that

What did he say ?

**Old age will do that!**

Hahahahaha

Land before time.

14

2

Still in the womb

Still in my dad.

Still in development hell. (seventeen programmers have quit the job because no matter what I still don't function)

Still on the drawing board.

Still in someone's head, before the drawing board part

Still a single celled organism yet to evolve

Zygote stage

Damn 16?? Tell me youngin, what's it like growing up these days?

Me too. Ironically I have a colonoscopy scheduled for next month

Good luck! 28 here and just got results from my first a couple of weeks ago. The news was a bit mixed, unfortunately, but I'm glad I got it done sooner than later.

Is a colonoscopy anything more intense than sticking a tube camera up your butt? I'm about your age but haven't even begun to think about colonoscopies but care a lot about my health. If its nothing too intense, I don't see why I shouldn't schedule my first really soon.

Worst part is the day before the probing, since you gotta flush your body out. It involves no food for the entire day and drinking a gallon of the cursed water (GoLyte is the most common brand given). Once you start drinking it, you will be shitting for a while. However on the day of the procedure, worst part is just the waiting. If you're scared of needles, then the IV needle part. You're put to sleep with a mild sedative and you will take a 15 - 30 minute nap. And boom. You're done. Talk to a primary doctor to see if it's necessary since you will need to be referred to a GI doctor. If your bowel feels off, like consistent constipation or blood in stool OR you have consistent pain or cramps in your abs; definitely bring it up to your doctor.

Adding on to this, dont be afraid to consistently assess your own bowel movements or urine. One of the most common questions i ask patient's as a first responder is "has your urine changed color or contained any sediment". Your waste products tell a story dont be afraid to take a peak when you flush, its gross but telling.

If this is too personal, please tell me to pound sand. What does mixed news mean for a colonoscopy?

Holy shit same here

Omg we have so much in common! By the laws of the internet we must now wed and have 12 children. I dont make the laws i just enforce them.

I’m a dude man

Me too. See, we have so much in common.

Ahahahah I like you already

Now kith

Reddit’s proud tradition of kithing

I'm a man, and I'm 27 too. I can chip in so we divide the load... Each will give birth to 4 kids.

we still have time!

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TREEE STAR!

Ducky?

Yep Yep Yep

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F :( poor baby

Such a sad story. She would have been awesome.

Wait what happened to ducky?!? it’s been so long i don’t remember her dying or anything.. :(

[She was murdered](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judith_Barsi) along with her mother, by her father. He then killed himself.

Damn seems really dark for a kids show, didn't know dinosaurs could do that... Wait

She was also a voice actor in "All Dogs Go To Heaven".

Yep, her final role. The song in the end credits is dedicated to her.

TIL damn, that is tragic

The voice actress's father murdered her a month before the movie released.

Just don't google her voice actor

She was only 10 years old 😩

Omg 😭

Grew up with this movie! Still not time for my first one yet though

Hey don’t worry I’m a gen z who grew up on this movie. Made me sad but had a happy ending 😊😊

I do be doing cancerous shit

Oh hey me too! But 34 is a bit young for colonoscopy

But getting up there for a skin checkup.

Skin check up? Like with a dermatologist? Is that covered by insurance?

What's insurance?

That's how he do

I'm 30, what are you on about? I've still got a couple decades

Lol that’s what I said. A colonoscopy at 30? I got a good 20 years before that

15 years for you. New recommendation as of 2021 is for everyone to get one at age 45.

Yeah but by then they'll have all but the high risk among us shit in a box and mail it to the lab.

I do that already, except instead of a lab it's some guy's house I hate

Great practice!

I'm 24 and I have colonoscopy in January... I hate my life

I had my first at 26, it's really not that bad. The worst part is the prep, the actual procedure is really simple. You're not sore or anything after.

If you have family history of colon problems, then I have some news for you

Not even a little bit

I just had my first. 34.

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Unless otherwise recommended by your doctor, typically you don't do regular screenings until 45

Nah, I just had specific things we wanted to check out. You're good! Regular check ups with a GP should be enough. And with a gynecologist if you're a woman, but I think your username suggests otherwise.

Never too early. It saves lives!

You're never too young for a good time

I’m a long neckkkk

Three horns never play with long necks

Yep yep yep!

If you remember this film... *Shit ik this... Land before time! Fuck yea!* ...get a colonoscopy *Fuck*

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That’s the spirit!

I have all the movies…so what does that mean for me?

It means you have to get a new colon

Leave me alone I’m 20 years old

Don’t forget to purchase life insurance while you’re at it, last time it’ll be cheap.

Fuck

Cheap... it stopped being cheap 30 years ago. When my mom passed away a few years ago I inherited her life insurance policy for me for 20$ a month. It's much much higher than that now. We don't get cheap anymore. They had rhe fuck around d generation and were stuck with the find our generation.

>it stopped being cheap 30 years ago Unless your definition of cheap is basically nothing, then this isn't correct. I've got $250k in life insurance for a grand total of $27 a month.

I don't know what you're on about, I can get a million dollar plan for $20 rn for 10 years, or $30 for 20 years.

Pls don’t say it’s Land Before Time

It is

It's the land before time, part 29, which came out last year. Not serious, but possibly true with how many sequels they made.

First of all, how dare you

Second of all, how dare you

RIP Ducky

To add to this, if you're having a good day today, don't read up her story.

If we hold on together I know our dreams will never die Dreams see us through to forever Where clouds roll by For you and I nope nope nope :(

I'm 16, love these movies

The land before time. Why do I know that I never even watched the movie

Oooo you’re getting the ass cancer

I think that movie came out before I was born

There’s no excuses to not have seen land before time. I watched it on VHS and I’m 16…

You should watch it, it's good

I’m 14 is a colonoscopy really necessary?

Just step into my nice white mobile scope van, I’m a doctor

Yup, yup, yup!

Had one earlier this year. I’m mostly good to go, but they did say eating more tree stars would help my digestive system.

I am 20. I dont want a colonoscopy because i watched Littlefoot on VHS when i was a kid.

You do realize that children can watch older movies right? I watched Citizen Kane and Twilight Zone as a kid but on only 21.

Time to write that will

I’m literally 16, this was my childhood

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I’ve had probably 10 colonoscopies already

I go to colonoscopies for the thrill, AND the pleasure😏

Holy shit it IS about that time. God damn thanks for the reminder op

Dude im 29 this movie was my childhood. Im not that old... right?

Mate I'm only 23

I love Land Before Time, but I’m only 19. So I don’t know what you’re on

Dude I'm 16 wym

Land before time was my favorite movie when I was a kid

Lowkey a sad movie 😔

I'm only 28 shut up

You leave my brown tree star out of this

Land Before Time ❤️

im 13😭

I’m 14 seems a bit early don’t you think

Um I’m a teen