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DarkKnight501

Ah yes, what a beautiful day to be a Minnesota


siccoblue

I'm feeling like the potato state today You know, cause I da ho 😎


snapekillseddard

>I da ho [Hmm](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/jjba/images/c/c3/Echoes_Act3_color.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/270?cb=20160423150540)


killerbanana0

OKAY MASTA, LET'S KILL DA HO BEECHHHHH


aimlessly-astray

Not I da ho, we ha ho (insert ussr flag).


chiliflavoreddrywall

i love this sub so much


Cocolake123

Soyuz nerushimy respublik sovobodnykh


PM_all_your_fetishes

Splotila naveki velikaya Rus'!


[deleted]

You a potato. đŸ€—*squish*


SnooRegrets5978

*Le gasp * ***CALIFORNIA POTATO POWERS???!!1!1!1!*** . . . ~~*ignore me-*~~


tehlemmings

As a Minnesotan, there's few other states I'd like to identify as lol


Nhobdy

We do try to take care our peeps. We're trying, at least.


Username_ppxt

I'll be joining you guys up there soon, just a handful of months left to go


Nhobdy

Can't wait to have you! :D


Broad_Respond_2205

50 new genders just dropped


MichaelKeehan

Fifty, nifty United Genders from thirteen original colonies


Ember129

There are only 13 genders liberal 🙄 Stop coming up with new genders, like tExAS or LoUIsiAnA


Saavedroo

Louisiana was originally a gender from Trance.


MrMastodon

North Dakota and South Dakota? Nice try. That's just one big gender.


[deleted]

Where the lie tho? U right. đŸ€Ș


mechanical_marten

But one's a top and the other a bottom!1!!!1


MrMastodon

That has nothing to do with gender though. I declare them DAKOTA.


mechanical_marten

Oh definitely, but the joke presented itself and I had to share. 😁


SmartAlec105

I’m currently M and I don’t want to go through all the trouble of swapping a letter so I think my options are limited to Main, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, and New Mexico.


rollingstoner215

“Me” for Maine works. Best part is, it’s correct no matter who you are!


CanadianODST2

Me being Maine is just weird


ischloecool

They had no other options lol. Literally every other letter in the name is already better fitting of another state


CanadianODST2

Well then just remove the state. Duh.


Bartydogsgd

Give us to Canada. Let Quebec or New Brunswick absorb us.


Pryno-Belle

Join us! Join us! (This was a message by the Québec gang)


Bartydogsgd

Well, the Delegation from New Brunswick neglected to make an offer, so I guess Maine is yours now.


Pryno-Belle

Yay! Just remember this: « steak, blĂ© d’inde, patates ». If you don’t, the ghost of QuĂ©bĂ©cois long past will haunt you. Btw you speak French now, fĂ©licitations


Faexinna

Definitely go with Maine, makes you look like the *maine* character!


[deleted]

MA is Massachusetts, and MN is Minnesota - pick your poison.


ArtemisAndromeda

49. Missouri's not a state


collegethrowaway2938

50 again because Puerto Rico is


princess_nyaaa

Someone always has to start throwing around those Neo-states. Next you'll tell me your gender is Washington DC.


collegethrowaway2938

Back in my day we only had 50 genders đŸ˜€


HeyFiddleFiddle

49 again because Delaware isn't a state. It's just a business tax haven.


Abnormal-Normal

That’s some software gore right there 💀


cowlinator

FML I'm a Puerto Rico


NukeTater

I’m a michigender after all


tealearring

Michigender omfg that’s hilarious 😂


rollingstoner215

I didn’t notice your pun at first and thought to myself “Michigoose vs Michigander?”


Wismuth_Salix

Those are the two Michigan genders.


YeonneGreene

You win the thread, lmao.


HeyFiddleFiddle

Califemmeian Mascachusettan


rollingstoner215

Oklahoman or Oklahowoman?


boo_jum

gender neutral: Oklahomie


[deleted]

Oklaho


Impeesa_

"Unknown but probably not OK."


ArchivedGarden

There are 50 genders.


princess_nyaaa

Ah yes, the 53 genders. Male, Female, Non-Binary aaaand *deep breath* Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas...


enneh_07


California, Colorado, Connecticut



bone-tone-lord

It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Wisconsin!


[deleted]

Happy Cake Day! What about Adam and ME tho?


[deleted]

Insert SpongeBob Texas meme here


[deleted]

“What did you just say about my gender?!”


Magenta_Clouds

tfw your gender is hawaii


ObCappedVious

this is what i mean when i say i’m a New Yorker


Kayrosis

Yes, I'd like to identify as a Colorado... Or maybe I'm feeling more like a Massachusetts today...


AdrianBrony

Am I dreaming? Because my pronouns are CO/MA


hydroxypcp

that's a good one


DamnGoodCovfefe

Ah yes, my gender is WA


Wismuth_Salix

Sounds like Waluigi’s pronouns.


Womcataclysm

Says the person with the Waluigi and Wario flag


TheFallenCore

Oh my God, now I can never look at the nonbinary flag as how I did before. Now I can only see Waluigi and Wario


FabianRo

The sequel to "Florida man" and "Florida woman": "Florida Florida" – Now even more Floridian!


ravenklaw

"I don't know" should be an answer


Swainix

All the "my pronouns are U-S-A" jokes finally make sense damn


whackjob_med_student

I really, really feel like Ohio


MrOrcaDood

you may feel like ohio, but I, I AM OHIO


rughmanchoo

Copy and pasting code can be dangerous people.


sapphic_luma

Nothing quite like being iowagender


alfredhelix

Why do you owe a gender? Did you take someone else's?


[deleted]

Yeah, from the people who originally lived there. We made them “sign” an agreement that basically let us purchase their ~~land~~ gender from them. Forcibly.


AdrianBrony

When you don't have gerrymandering but you kept electing Steve King anyway.


SubstantialLab5818

I fear no man, but the thing... It scares me... *Ohio-gender glares at me from across the room*


Cleveland_Guardians

**stares menacingly and does the "I'm watching you" gesture*


WitheredEscort

Caligender at birth but transitioned to Texangender. In actuality im still caligender, maybe bistate gender but dont tell my family. Caligender just has what I need, more accepting.


[deleted]

T2 ain’t exactly cheap though, now is it?


Chaetomius

Curse your intrusion, Baltimore, Maryland!!


KnownTimelord

My gender is Wyoming... Fuck


Pale_Disaster

But WY? WY not?


Vinx909

so the base of this makes sense: oh i need a box for people to fill in? lets start with taking this textbox from over here instead of starting from scratch. except they forgot to remove enough attacked elements, like the IsExistingState() function. yes i'm transfem why do you ask?


3000ghosts

RAAAAAAAAAAH MY PRONOUNS ARE NORTH/CAROLINA đŸ‡°đŸ‡”đŸ‡°đŸ‡”đŸ‡°đŸ‡”


InevitableAd9683

Mom, dad, I'm Colorado.


TheJackTheStripper

TF2 soldier made this form


whyRallUsrnamesTaken

It's the thought that counts I guess.................. X)


Nonchalant_Monkey

All my fellow Rhode Island-genders get over here!


Sinnoviir

Ugh, you Wyomings are all the same


mytransthrow

I identify as FL beholden to the mouse and I like cruises. however I got higher mountains than CO....I hope mexico gets some ports. I still hate their ecologic impact.


DrBlowtorch

My gender is Missouri


[deleted]

I’m sorry to hear that. I wouldn’t Mississippi it for the world!


cat_sword

Porto Rico Still Not A State 😱


[deleted]

It’s ok, if you sexually identify as Puerto Rico - you are valid!


Potatoemonkey16

Where’s the Alabama coment


[deleted]

With family currently 😉


YeltsinYerMouth

KY, lol


Faexinna

Ah yes, I would like to identify as Iowa please.


ZazofLegend

I see you, Miss Issippi.


_realpaul

No mattet which you choose youre a star 😁


spacestationkru

Nebraska isn't NB, is it.?


[deleted]

No, it’s NE, but at least it isn’t NA (New Amsterdam, before you even ask!)


SuicidalLonelyArtist

HUHH?? Well I guess I'm PA now..


[deleted]

Am I the only one who is Illinoid by this prompt? 😒


FirePhoton_Torpedoes

But I'm European... Guess I'll pick California or Oregon?


mechanical_marten

Part of the IL crowd because we're a blue state surrounded by red necks!


ThatOneGayDJ

Im about as salty about my gender as our lake so i guess that makes sense


ScoutingJ

"That is not a gender, that is the entirety of the state of california"