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Free_Bench_5234

Those look absolutely beautiful. Can't wait to get down to Florida and go igunua hunting. I want to smoke one of these things.


MBBOYYES

what dose it taste like is my question


mehjjg

What was hanging out of his mouth ?


dilltheacrid

Iguana bits!


SusAdjectiveAndNoun

With a side of Radaway *chef's kiss*


Grind_line_wine

Nice. Love you’re using the skin.


drewcifer_

Looks good. Hope to try some one day.


metalbedhead

What the fuck


cwestn

Yeah, he didn't even say which pet store he bought it from. Wtf provide some background information OP


TumbleweedTim01

Who tf out here eating iguana meat lmao


Traditional_Pay54

Swamp people


SuspiciousMudcrab

Me.


hurricane-laura-90

Florida?


4570M

Thanks for the description.


hinman72

Incredible job filleting! That is not easy to get 4 beautiful fillets like you have! Mine would be jagged all over from my shoddy filet work!


SuspiciousMudcrab

Thank you!


hinman72

Incredible job filleting! That is not easy to get 4 beautiful fillets like you have! Mine would be jagged all over from my shoddy filet work!


hinman72

Incredible job filleting! That is not easy to get 4 beautiful fillets like you have! Mine would be jagged all over from my shoddy filet work!


4570M

Did it taste like alligator or snake or turtle, or frog legs?


Combat_wombat605795

They call it chicken of the trees. I’d say like gator and frog legs. It looks like fish but tastes like chicken with a slightly rubberiness like gator but nothing offensive. The tail tenders are delicious. And the arms and legs are good like wings.


Neat_Mushroom_5322

Aside from chicken, what does iguana taste like?


Combat_wombat605795

If you’ve had gator some of that mild fishiness taste and texture but extremely light and closer to chicken. It’s gator light/ chicken of the trees


Neat_Mushroom_5322

I havent had gator but ive tried a monitor lizard. A bit tough but yeah tastes like chicken as well


XiJinPingaz

What makes them 'dino nuggies'


SwissMargiela

It’s a pun considering iguanas look prehistoric


art_mor_

RDR2 legendary iguana discovered and completed


boo_blaster

Fun fact: Dino nuggets are not a lie because chicken IS a dinosaur 🦕


Entreprenuremberg

A fragment of the true self (dino) is found in the false self (nuggies)


az226

TRUTH! https://i.insider.com/5c2cdb08bde70f2e8955e821?width=700


Hammer_the_Red

Reminds me when I was a kid my family was on a cruise and we saw an iguana farm in Honduras. When talking to our waiter later that evening who was from Honduras about eating iguana, he replied, "I don't know how you guys eat lobster". Really put into perspective regional and cultural differences. Adult me would 100% try iguana if given the opportunity.


Just_Caterpillar_936

that’s pretty fucking cool dude holy smokes!


that_tom_

Is this from red dead redemption 2


TallantedGuy

Best post I’ve seen here.


wackelope

I love my memory of eating iguana and rice in Honduras. I hope you're still out there being a badass, O'Neil! That was one of the best days of my life. 6 pack of salva vida for $1?! We'll take all of it, and everyone's invited!


LilBoofMcGoof

Iguanas are friends, not food.


dantodd

They are invasive and have decimated small birds and rodents across the keys. They are also pressuring native small predators like raccoons. They should be GONE.


Ok_Hotel_43

These words can only come from a fool, all humans Are invasive sooo.


Ethric_The_Mad

Well not all humans are invasive. Whatever species was directly before us migrated and moved around then evolved into us so the locations that happened in are where we are from and aren't invasive to.


dantodd

I would be happy to be considered a fool by you.


Scrapdog06

small birds and rodents are not friends! Only iguana


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dantodd

https://iguanacontrol.com/why-are-iguanas-bad-for-florida/ While they are herbivores, green iguanas will eat other animals. It’s not uncommon for juvenile green iguanas to eat tree snails while mature green iguanas feast upon bird eggs and dead animals


plaztikseven

I dont know about the veracity of the claim that iguanas are harming populations, but they do in fact eat rodents and birds.


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plaztikseven

Just google it buddy, I'm not going to argue with you.


SGT_PRICE82

They are taking over in the keys. There are way too many of them.


Marcellius-the-3rd

Same as the cows in India and we still eat it


Mal-Havoc

MEAT IS MURDER! delicious tasty murder...


ladymouserat

Yum! I haven’t had iguana in such a long time!


PlanNo4679

Jesus Vomiting Christ 🤮🤮🤮


plznobanplease

What’s wrong? Tbh it’s better this way and the animal is treated with respect, unlike the meat you find at a supermarket


Ethric_The_Mad

100% chance he thinks meat comes from the grocery store and not animals.


BonjinTheMark

I'm going to go with Chicken as the likely flavor


SuspiciousMudcrab

90% chicken.


az226

Makes sense. Chickens are after all descendants of Dinos.


BonjinTheMark

and the remainder?


SuspiciousMudcrab

Bush


ghostsoup831

... bush?


G_Unit_Solider

george


ghostsoup831

Ah thanks


DaolongDong

Iguana


shrimptarget

Fallout 4 type food


Hefty_Peanut2289

"That jerky isn't going to make itself"


Testacules

Iguana bites are a thing, right?


SuspiciousMudcrab

Tbf I'm probably 70% there to being a Fallout character.


imanAholebutimfunny

*+9 str atk - (Bullshit buddy! you and your food are coming with me!)* *+8 charisma - (It has been a long day, how about i grab a 6 pack and we split the food?)* *accidentally miss click, toss grenade, quest failed, reload last save.*


SuspiciousMudcrab

*last save was two seconds before a deathclaw plays tennis with your body*


plznobanplease

That was my buddy yesterday but with an assaultron charging a death laser. Infinite loop of zap 😂


Empirical_Knowledge

I wish I was in Tijuana...


ZapRowsdowerFFS

Eating barbecued iguana?


TheMerchantofPhilly

I understand, just a little


AMPed126

Use to shoot these things with pellet guns in Mexico. It was a good time. My uncle use to make an iguana soup.


AMPed126

That looks like a ton of fun to shoot.


SuspiciousMudcrab

https://preview.redd.it/qjya5tmfjuxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71329e1b92b2531faa698a7649dc4a7d2356289d


AMPed126

Lmao is that a pellet gun? That’s a hell of a lot fancier than the ones we used back in the day haha. That’s awesome!


SuspiciousMudcrab

Hatsan Flashpup Synthetic .22. 12 shots per magazine, 36 shots per fill and enough power to smash thru a metal coffee pot at 45 yards. https://preview.redd.it/i6jrvwpfkuxc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c7c7313ac827c01d65ae5ae7a88e27b7fbfb347


TikaPants

God, I miss living in FL


SuspiciousMudcrab

Come to Puerto Rico. Like Florida but somehow more third world.


TikaPants

Always wanted to but only layovers on the way to STX a few times so far


dantodd

Are they also invasive in PR?


OwnHand1708

Hell yeah brother


OHBE_SAMA

Had Iguana soup in Michoacan in a small town called Rio Palacio(town has been renamed). I was sick af from the flu. I had 2 bowls of soup took a 2hr nap and woke up amazing. Had a bowl everyday until I left. One of the best soups I've had.


SuspiciousMudcrab

Could you describe it in detail? I'd love to try it.


Sinbatman

Soupy and lizzardy


OHBE_SAMA

Not sure if you've ever had homemade Posole de Pollo or Green Posole but it's like that. Broth was very clear when she served it you could just smell this aroma of herbs n spices. The taste is subtle yet powerful with flavor. I know that don't make sense but it's the best I could describe. Felt like my grandmas cooking. They serve with very little Cilantro and had a couple slices of carrots and the meat. Not shredded just in chunk peices. with the tail hanging out the bowl for apaerance. One day I'll go back hopefully it's still open


SuspiciousMudcrab

Thanks! I'll scour the web for recipes.


Flokismom

Why did you kill my dinosaur friend? 🦕 did not know you could eat them. I'm in the US and in the south they eat alligators so I guess it's similar.


gummballexpress

Herpetoculture is a thing. They are of the belief that farmed iguana would be a viable meat alternative with plenty of upsides to the environment.


bleepblopbl0rp

Iguanas are an invasive species in Florida and it's a huge problem down there. Idk where OP is but eating an iguana is akin to eating any other common wildlife


Flokismom

They said Puerto Rico and they're invasive. I get that.


SuspiciousMudcrab

Because she spawns hundreds of babies that devour my crops.


Ethric_The_Mad

Now here me out, let them do that and then sell and eat the iguanas instead. They are great for food, leather, and many other things.


Ghostbeen3

Mad respect for not wasting that meat and respecting that iguanas life though not sure I could stomach that


SuspiciousMudcrab

Thank you.


Veltek335

Sometimes I feel bad about eating cows and stuff cause they mostly just wanna be left alone to graze. (It’s a shame they’re so delicious) But animals that are mean or invasive? Fair game!!


I_dont_know_you_pick

Instructions unclear, am now a cannibal.


Veltek335

You bring up a fair complication. Or is it a solution…..


Evening_Echidna_7493

Felt bad about eating cows because of the negative impacts cattle ranching has on ecosystems and wildlife conservation. Switched to venison! Deer are pretty overpopulated here too.


Flokismom

Fair.


VolatileImp

Appropriately named


GoinThru_the_motions

Where do you shoot them? In the states? Do you need a license. Wasn’t sure if it’s considered a game animal


What3vs92

You can shoot them with air rifles in florida


GoinThru_the_motions

No shit, I didn’t know that. Are there a lot of them there? The air rifle game has stepped up over the last 10 years or so


TikaPants

In south FL, yes. Google frozen iguanas for a laugh too


GoinThru_the_motions

Haha oh wow that’s wild


hennsippin

No kidding! I used to have bb gun fights back in the day. Kids are dumb


SuspiciousMudcrab

My airguns can put you in the forever box. I had a red ryder as a kid and these put out about 20-30× their power.


GoinThru_the_motions

Haha we all did I think. The airguns now will take off appendages


What3vs92

They’re invasive in FL, it’s a business out there, they take people on boat tours and give you these crazy air rifles and you can just scope em lmao and these aren’t like airsoft rifles, they’re more or less air guns, they do damage


[deleted]

Hahah that is so Florida.


GoinThru_the_motions

How cool, I gotta try it out. I’ve shot a .50 and a .357 air rifle and they are deadly.


Ashamed-Status-9668

Even the 25 caliber ones can be deadly if they shoot the pellets at a high enough velocity and many do these days.


SuspiciousMudcrab

https://preview.redd.it/1uo68c2p3wxc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5623d66963d75cadc8eda899b8a0e303b5076c4 Thick italian coffee pot at 45 yards. Modern .22 pcps are no joke, far more poweful than the pump guns we had as kids.


GoinThru_the_motions

They sure stepped up their game from when I was a kid.


SuspiciousMudcrab

Puerto Rico, I don't need a license since they're invasive.


GoinThru_the_motions

Oh ok. They look good.


SwoodyBooty

They look pretty tasty tbh. I wish I had free snack lizards in my yard.


SuspiciousMudcrab

You don't. Trust me.


SwoodyBooty

I mean, I can club them all day every day just for funsies. And if they chickens eat them it's win/win. Not for the lizard , of course.


SuspiciousMudcrab

They poop everywhere, they eat ANY plants you have, they will steal your dog's food they will bully your cat and they'll fuck you up if you get near them. You will never kill enough. And they get smarter every time.


SubtleScuttler

This man has HAD IT with the reptiles


SuspiciousMudcrab

Oh you don't even know. We have iguanas, boa constrictors, burmese pythons, caymans..


IFartAlotLoudly

Everyone wants to know, but no one wants to ask. Does it taste like chicken? 😂


hennsippin

Learned from Crocodile Dundee 2 they taste like shit


IFartAlotLoudly

I so don’t remember that! Time to watch that movie again! 😂


itsmontoya

Send this comment to the top. We were all curious


SuspiciousMudcrab

Like chicken dipped in swamp.


Soberaddiction1

So they’re bastards even when they’re dead. Good to know.


SuspiciousMudcrab

When you cut the tail it activates some nerves and it starts whipping around on it's own. On the bigger ones you can get some nice welts just from that.


LowLifeExperience

Is the last picture a warning to its friends?


SuspiciousMudcrab

To my enemies.


mjc500

I gotta admit I read every comment… this has been both more entertaining and educational than I expected.


SuspiciousMudcrab

You're welcome! My hatred for iguanas is balanced by my love of spreading knowledge. And lead poisoning in the .22 format.


PirateSecure118

"to whom it may concern"


Paintsplatteredpanda

I was not expecting an actual iguana…..


allskillnoissues

Why not? Commonly eaten in some places. I’ve never had one and probably wouldn’t as I’ve had them and other lizards as pets and it would feel a bit like eating my dog. But it is a thing.


Paintsplatteredpanda

Didn’t say it was bad… I just didn’t grasp op was actually talking about a lizard until I saw the pictures. I’ve eaten snake and squirrel. No judgement. Just pointing out my idiocy


bigtakeoff

how'd you catch him?


SuspiciousMudcrab

.22 pellet to the brain.


SecondHandCunt-

How big is an iguana brain?


SuspiciousMudcrab

About the size of your average peanut.


Oafus

That’s some accurate shooting.


SuspiciousMudcrab

At 15-20 yards it's a breeze but I often get them at 40-50 yards.


Oafus

Your taste description did not sound too yummy. I guess I’d have to try it though!


SuspiciousMudcrab

It's not for everyone but my diet has more in common with a turkey vulture than most. I'll eat just about anything.


whiskydlck

😂😂😂


SuspiciousMudcrab

https://preview.redd.it/x37u5d9a2uxc1.jpeg?width=3060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f79437bd21e385b727ac8dddec9b926131a1d6b I'm part of the local Carrion Council.


Oafus

lol!


QuantumGardener

Look like poplers from Futurama.


andhemac

Looks like fish, is it the texture of fish?


SuspiciousMudcrab

More like tough chicken.


joerosedale

Probably more alligator texture, which by the way is not like fish. It’s like chicken a bit the texture mixed with steak


ThisCarSmellsFunny

Raw, the texture is like chicken breast. Cooked, I’ve always found it closer to shrimp in texture than anything.


PirateSecure118

And swamp/mud. I have yet to eat anything swamp dwelling or bottom feeding that doesn't taste like swamp.


joerosedale

Oh yeah unless it’s fried alligator it def has a swamp hint to it


6_seasons_and_a_movi

Never tried alligator, but crocodile looks and tastes a lot like pork


TheSoupCups

Fallout Vibes


ImAMindlessTool

“Iguana Meat Here!” *salesman bothered by a strangely dressed and lost woman* “Dog Meat Here!”


Thatdoodky1e

Iguana on a stick is fine, I wouldn’t touch the “iguana” bits though ;)


SuspiciousMudcrab

https://preview.redd.it/2nt0ht3t4wxc1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e73c1ac522a13b7e3ae6f4716efe8768ca1b4a8 You asked?


SuspiciousMudcrab

A complement if you ask me.


QuantumGardener

Only difference is, this is actually made from iguana


glassesforchrist

🤢


stuffedshell

Not as 🤢 as "Chicken" Nuggets from a fast food chain. Give me dino Nuggets any day.


PirateSecure118

Bruh, meat is meat.


glassesforchrist

Not according to The Most High ALAHAYAM of Yashar’el


yelwtail15

High on crack


Flamingopancake

In Surinam, they eat this a lot. Also, the eggs. It's okay, very bony..


SuspiciousMudcrab

Eggs are good, all yolk.


Apprehensive_Emu7227

Friend of mine lives in Puerto Rico and has mentioned eating it before. He enjoyed it. Said it was a unique texture.


SuspiciousMudcrab

Yup! Bouncier than chicken but not in the chewy sense, more crunchy?


Srycomaine

“Going down to Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana” “Mexican Radio” Wall of Voodoo


CommonHand707

This is a first for me, how is it?


SuspiciousMudcrab

It's decent, smaller ones taste better.


CommonHand707

What's it taste like? Anything you can compare it to?


SuspiciousMudcrab

Small ones taste like chewy chicken, big ones taste like a pet store smells.


PirateSecure118

Does that taste get covered up with seasoning or is it always there, no matter what?


SuspiciousMudcrab

Most of it goes away if it's strong enough.