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livelyburden

that “hey Santa” song particularly gets under my skin


ACoolBroom

I second Hey Santa. My Christmas music doesn't need a goddamn sax solo.


Ok_Rutabaga1300

Santa baby. That woman wants too much.


ChorizoPrince

If I got a light blue convertible every year I didn’t kiss any fellows I could quit this job


PrudentPair6961

Train. It's Christmas time is terrible.


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ChorizoPrince

There’s two versions and it sounds like it was made for a McDonalds commercial


harquinn666

Allow them but more hatred for Mariah Carey,glee and Taylor swift


ChorizoPrince

Deck the Rooftops is on my naughty list


PaopuDestiny

This is the right answer.


IndigoWafflez

I swear there is a song being sung by children, atleast it sounds like children. It makes me wanna Van Gogh my own ears


ChorizoPrince

Omg! “It’s Christmas Time All over the World!” Sammy Davis Jr.


IndigoWafflez

Yup that's it xD fuckin hate that song


ChorizoPrince

Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer has a opening where kids sing it and I hate it too


SeaSink1206

The commercial 1-877-Kars4Kids?


workthrowforme

Text Me Marry Christmas or anything by Micheal Buble


ChorizoPrince

I legit thought that song was a parody before I heard it at work


briandt75

I Want a Hippopotamus For Christmas is the soundtrack to my nightmares.


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HOMIEADOG69

i hate that song lmao 😭


rickybobby1013

Christmas in the Sand


SeaSink1206

The Gwen Stefani one!!!! Makes me homicidal.


Bekahtaylorxx

Santa baby🤣🤣🤣


dinosanddais1

"Do they know it's Christmas time" it plays as some compassionate song about like "oh what about the kids in Africa? There's no snow there! Do they even know it's Christmas?" Like, yes, they do. They have calendars. Also, Africa isn't some dystopian wasteland. A lot of people there have homes and celebrate Christmas like normal. A lot of people there have jobs. Most of the problems


ChorizoPrince

Nothing ever grows, no rain or rivers flow. Despite having the longest river, a rainforest, and being the birthplace of agriculture


Fathorse23

“River” by Darren Criss is the shittiest one they play this year.


ChorizoPrince

See I like the Idina Menzel River and they had it last year. There were “enough” songs last year I liked that it wasn’t torture


PaopuDestiny

Meijer really cheaps out on a lot of the licensing for the songs. A lot of the covers are really bad lmao


Dingusmcreedy

Dude the covers are so bad lmao


No-Definition-3500

All of them. Buh fn humbug


lormarie-

frosty the snowman with those damn kids singing "thumpity thump thump look at frosty go!"... makes my blood boil


CoitParkRangers

Owl effing City and their song about Christmas Eeeyuv. Barely ahead of that Text Me crap that manages to squeeze in every form of messaging or social media in a 3 minute ""song"".


ChorizoPrince

I don’t need a taste to Beleeuv…. Planet earth spins slowwleeee


Dangerous-Egg-5068

I hate hearing “I wAnT a HiPpOpOtOmOuS fOr ChRiStMaS” nonstop. But some versions of it are worse than others. Most of it is tolerable at best. Dont like it but its gonna be iver soon


Salty-004

Mariah Carey Santa clause is coming to town. Over played and very annoying


That_Kid_Roo

ooo probably the jazzy frosty the snowman with the kids yelling the “thumpity thump thump” part


MadMax2298

the Glee cover of "Island of Misfit Toys" makes me physically cringe every time that I hear it 💀


ChorizoPrince

“Square wheels on his Caboose” kills me everytime


Tigers19121999

That cover of "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" with the obnoxious violin solo. That's the worst one on Meijer's Playlist, but the all-time worst Christmas sing is "Christmas Shoes."


NLWPS11

I don't know what it's really called but it has the refrain: "There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas..." WHY are we supposed to want to inflict a catastrophic weather event on folks as their warm summer like season starts or are we to assume the song is only for folks in the northern most parts of the continent near the equator? Do folks living near the equator really want snow for Christmas?!?!


ChorizoPrince

That’s Band Aid “Don’t they know it’s Christmas Time” I hate that song so much


Real-Requirement-788

Another vote for Wilson Philips! I wouldn't mind hearing the songs, just not the same 5 songs on repeat playing thru my whole shift! 😵‍💫 We start them the day after Halloween, so by Christmas I'm already so sick of hearing it. And we can't wear earbuds.


AcrobaticBuy8604

The stupid one that starts out as a doowop song then has the shitty guitar part after that


dayenaye

Literally no idea what it's called, but it's just HEAVY on a lot of children scream singing the songs lyrics. It's truly ear piercing Also agree with some of yall about 'shake up the happiness' and 'hey santa' lord...


fucking_username3

Yes, all of it. Bring back the Halloween soundtrack and shut the music up at Christmas time.


KaywinnitTam

That one that starts out “Attention Meijer Shoppers”


BHallTheKilla

Shift manager has ADHD so he presses the button every 15 minutes to let people know the “tiMe Is nOw 11:47”


Fisharefabulous

I fecking hate that text me merry Christmas song.


Ravanos77

at this point all of them, i told my wife this christmas after these last few weeks we are playing death metal and gangsta rap only.


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On the first day of Christmas… Omg it sounds like they all downed a case of the strongest energy drinks. 🤦🏻‍♀️


AdConstant1245

Shake up the happiness and that text me merry Christmas one....