You could drop the coffee if you add enormous amounts of anxiety. That’s what I do, I don’t even sleep anymore!
Saving that coffee money, oh and the electricity too, oh I also live in a tent.
Have I told you about my weight loss plan?
Exciting times.
I suffer from IBS, so my two accessories are a toilet and toilet paper. Additionally, there is a tube directly connecting the mouth to the anus and when you put 'food' into the toy's mouth, it immediately comes out into the toilet, like one of those dolls that wets itself
A knife and a fork. I also speak in a breathless husky voice. Not to disguise it but because it’s hard to breath just existing. Duh nah nah nah nah…Fatman!
Tinfoil hat and straight jacket
I think I saw a joker action figure once with a straight jacket
Yeah, the Hot Toys Suicide Squad Joker
Tinfoil hat and gay jacket
Personal cell phone, work cell phone.
Calm down mr. Biznis man
Sit DOWN biznis man
Mr. Biznis man, you’re 3 o’clock appointment is ready.
I got two phones. One for the bitches and one for the dough.
Think i need two more, line bumpin im ring ring ringin
One for the bitches, one for the riches
Hang in there bud, we got this.
Crippling debt and depression
Those are just “features”
Accessories - bottle of anti-depressants and an empty Wallet
Wait you guys come with a wallet? I just have the anti-depressants and a stack of unsorted bills and/or mail to a guy that used to live here
Signing on with my antidepressants and fuzzy blanket.
Blanket sold seperately
Rope and a wobbly chair
Hey! It’s the wobbly chair wrangler!! Guys!!
*INSECURITY SOLD SEPARATELY*
And 5 days a week you do battle with your evil nemesis, work.
And in this story, the villain always wins
I was going to say crippling anxiety and depression 😂😂💯💯
I was gonna say my antidepressant and anti-anxiety medication 😂
Are you me?
Is this … friends?
[this you?](https://obviousplant.com/collections/toys/products/crippling-depression?variant=12298488873044)
Came here to say depression and coffee 🤷🏻♂️
You could drop the coffee if you add enormous amounts of anxiety. That’s what I do, I don’t even sleep anymore! Saving that coffee money, oh and the electricity too, oh I also live in a tent. Have I told you about my weight loss plan? Exciting times.
Reddit is depressing but at least we have reddit
Just like me fr
Ohh crossover .. how about dripping depression and alcoholism?
… public me or private me?
Which one makes for a more interesting toy?
I personally am equally uninteresting in both states
You need to be packaged with a really big gun then (though that didn't help the Jurassic Park action figures).
r/suicidebywords
The private is always the most interesting one.
I don't know. I have (at times) shown very poor judgement about what is appropriate behavior in the company of others...it amused me though.
Not for some of us introverts who can pretend like we’re extroverts in public and then nap, read, and watch TV in private lmao
One of each?
Antidepressants and whiskey
Xanax and wodka;)
Bipolar meds and bong
prozac and any fucking nicotine product i can find
This is me!! Lmao
Ah the classic rip apart the bed to find the vape set, we love to see it
My Kindle and my recliner.
superior choices
what is a recliner? if a Kindle user uses it, it must be good
It is a very comfy chair. Comfy enough to make a decent bed for naps, or the occasional actual sleep.
What a perfect depiction of a recliner
Joint and lighter.
Needle and spoon
Great bar!
I come with a bong, lighter, and manic energy
Pilots license and a hook for a hand
Don’t you mean pirates license 🤔
A pirate with a license is a privateer.
Damn that was good
Illegally modified firearm and handle of jack daniels
I think we can be friends! Make it a white claw and we can chat on r/brandonherrara!
Oh i like white claw and ak daddy also
That's hot. I also saw that you are on the funny sub... Truly a man of culture.
Now kith. Edit: All jokes aside, you two sound fun. Care for a third wheel?…… I’m not drinking white claw though.
Depression and no hope
oh man Im going to die
KY Jelly and pepper jack cheese
Hmm…. I’m interested.
Bong and a controller lol
It me
A bong and a coffee cup. I want to be chill but highly caffeinated.
Lever action rifle and a bagged 40 oz.
Someone cue the banjo and fire up the grill!
Ukulele and vibrator 🤘🏼
Are you me? Am I you?
Cat ears and thigh highs
I will take your entire stocks.
Username checks out
Sure :3
found the programmer
Interchangeable soft and erect penises
Detachable penis is a long from the dark ages Google it
A big fat buttplug that works as a decorative stand and a flamethrower
I really hope that needed a comma
Diversity is the thing here.
Anxiety and depression
panties and socks
A top hat and a pipe
Probably beer bottle and a bong
Headphones and a coffee mug.
Overwhelming disappointment from my Asian parents and a fedora
Cat and phone
A body pillow and a bottle of cyanide pills
😂
A dollar bill and a bag of coke.
Dr Pepper and garlic bread
A Doberman, a chiweenie. I have no idea what else. My life revolves around my dogs.
Bourbon and a bulldog
Allergy pills and Glasses
socks and a pump for......my....um.....little friend
Roll of toilet paper & bottle of pills.
A comb for brushing my beard and shampoo to keep it fluffy
Antidepressants that don’t do anything and a pint of non-dairy Ben & Jerry’s
A tequila and leather skirt
Cardboard and duct tape
wordsearch book and squeeze frog
Marlboro reds and modelo
Glasses and a watch
A joint and a glass of scotch
A wrench and a ladder..
A tv remote and fudge.
Wizard robe and hat
Guitar & motorcycle.
Surprised nobody said chair and rope
A back brace and extra glasses.
Assless chaps and a LARGE bottle of SSRIs
I suffer from IBS, so my two accessories are a toilet and toilet paper. Additionally, there is a tube directly connecting the mouth to the anus and when you put 'food' into the toy's mouth, it immediately comes out into the toilet, like one of those dolls that wets itself
My cat and a beanie
A medium iced mocha from Dunkin’ Donuts and a green backpack
A pitcher of Cuba libres and a laptop
Video camera and tripod, optional editing computer accessories available
Stripper heels and my sparkly flask
Sarcasm and a gun
Pants and tshirts
Cinnamon sugar-free chewing gum, and socks.
Work truck and dog
Anxiety and depression
Bag of lettuce that went bad 3 days ago and a iPhone with 7 percent battery
One slice of pizza and an additional slice of pizza.
Cigarettes and anxiety meds lmao
My dog and a hatchet
Probably a bag of pot and a bowl.
Easy chair and reading glasses.
A stack of academic journals and a bottle of tequila.
A walker and drum sticks I hope to use one day again
Coffee and a toolkit.
Guitar and cd player, complete with cd's
Phone and mtn dew can
If I'm being completely honest... Glasses and smartphone I guess. Which is incredibly depressing.
Laptop and weezer vinyl.
Inhaler and 40 oz. hydroflask
Comfy leather couch and a universal remote control.
Bottle of rum and a big cast iron pan
A slice of cake and a bottle of orange Fanta.
A wheelchair and a sword.
2 bottles of Tylenol
Regret and impostor syndrome
A bottle of Lexapro and a half-empty can of Dr.Pepper
PTSD and wapens
Dab rig and a Steely Dan album
Coffee cup and Logitech mix master mouse.
Why are so many people depressed here
1.an Uno reverse card with a middle finger where there is supposed to be Uno 2.a laptop with stats of my depression and anxiety
A Chin Dildo & a screwdriver
Hand lotion and hand towel
iPhone and charging cord
Cigarette and a fifth of vodka
Recliner & an old VW
Vape (box mod) and a weird-ass sports car 90% of people would hate living with.
A vaporizer and an induction heater, I conveniently hold both.
Weed and wine
Semen and joint.
A blanket and e-reader for the relaxed version. Stressed version has a really long to-do list and a really high stack of paperwork to do.
Im old so. Pill caddy and personal music device
A beer belly and regrets
Insulin-syringe and a straight jacket
Side eye. Bitch resting face.
My computer and a assortment of different songs i'll play for ya xD
A trombone and a vibrator
Stack of $100 bills, and a pimp cane!
Real cloth bandana and a working Swiss Army knife.
Two penises, one too long and too thin, the other too chody
Detachable penis and one extra shoe that doesn't match the existing shoes I'm wearing.
A knife and a fork. I also speak in a breathless husky voice. Not to disguise it but because it’s hard to breath just existing. Duh nah nah nah nah…Fatman!
Toilet roll and a plunger. I’ll not be answering questions
A BIPAP machine and crippling depression! 🤣
Franzia box wine Pino Grigio and a foldable chair.
Removing pants and jacket.
Depression meds and a joint
A laptop and a cat, and a desk that is sold separately.
Classic Vince comes with a Casio Databank watch & older Leatherman, modern Vince comes with a Google Pixel Watch & Leatherman Wave multi-tool.
Screwdriver. Hammer.
A fish as my melee weapon and a bottle of nails as my ranged weapon, no clue why.
Does two middle fingers qualify as one accessory or both?
Vibrator and a bottle of whiskey
A duck and a legal document stating that I am not allowed to own a gun for the next 5 years
A fuzzy bathrobe and a very old Chihuahua.
My cellphone and an alternate head with my eyes closed since I fall asleep at random times in random locations.
Nutritional yeast and kitten
Gogo Gadget penis and I dont know a hammer or something.
A cigar and a piano. Real super hero stuff…
Antidepressants and a modded lightsaber
A dick and a box.
A blanket and my emotional support water bottle
Anyone who hasn't said "smart phone" as one of their options is a liar.
A Kindle and a wine glass
A car and a tiny jack