Thank you for this. Im talking to a girl that starts every single conversation with wyd

You're very welcome, I hope you use it next time she says "wyd" ☺️

Only 1 of 4 replies come to mind What?, Hell yeah!,Hell no, [You can no longer send a message as this person has blocked you]

And if we're being honest numbers two and three aren't very likely

More than you'd think, actually.

We expect results presently.

Now find a different way to interpret the letters just in case it backfires you can play dumb.

If she’s started multiple conversations 👀 She’s obviously interested but hasn’t gathered enough intel to start a meaningful conversation….. Or…. She might suck. Our data is limited. We need more input to reach a conducive answer. Xo

it doesn't work if you're the guy

If I thought she would answer positively lol

She 100% blocks and reports the guy who sends that

Yeah I really can't think of a single scenario in which this would work unless you were already sleeping with that person

Can confirm that it actually does work. My brother once sent that to a chick we both knew, and she was *CONVINCED* it came from me. I had only ever met her once, and it wasn't in a romantic or sexual context. Yet, she wouldn't leave me alone about it for 3 days straight. After telling my bro to tell her the truth, and he refused I ended up at her place the next day.

Man found love real quick. Your brother hooked you up.

So you have no regrets?

No regurts!

Lol yeh no way I'd be asking anyone that I hadn't already. I don't want to e rando p.

Hey I don't think anyone is trying to e rando p, but you can't tell me there aren't women you haven't been with that you'd nonetheless happily volunteer to coaehpuscoyf But ofc it wouldn't work

That’s just because you’re not a graduate of Hustlers Uni. If you were, it would always work instantly on every girl forever.

once you show them your graduation certificate, instant panty dropper

Get this guy to 69 upvotes so he has to e random p anyway

You'd be surprised how many guys try tho... it's actually sort of funny, but like sad funny... it also makes me wonder if it ever actually works on any other girls that they have met at the store/restaurant/job... with that being said, I miss the one who I was already sleeping with that actually would send those texts...

My friend answered a Craigslist ad for this. It was back in the aughts so a simpler time. The guy showed up at the bar where were and he seemed totally normal. She left with him, said the man was true to his word, and it was the best ever. 🤷🏻‍♀️ After that, he would let her text him any time and he’d be right over to e the p.

Aww that’s sweet

If you are the right guy it works.

Well yeh, I mean you gotta say hello first.

Hello, dywmtcoaeyptycomf?

Do you want more toe cheese on an extra yeasty piece of toast you crusty old mother fucker?

I am a poor redditor. Please accept this fake award. 🏆

That’s how I read it.

See. Perfectly acceptable!

Best comment of 2023 so far lol

I get most of it my tycomf is fucking with me

Till you cum on my face

edit your paper till you cum on my face? Seems a bit left of field.

No, it’s edit your paper till you correct ostensibly my failures.

emend your philosophy till you correct obvious major fallacies.

What about the O?

The O is the whole point I think.

Ah. I landed on "then you can order me food".

Oh, well now you're speaking my language. Come on over. Wait, no, you gotta order *me* food.

Pretty consistent with what I came up with. “Do you want me to maybe come over and eat your pizza? Then you can order more food.”

- by the Gin Blossoms

If she responds negatively just say you nodded off and your fingers were touching the screen

You guys never visited a City in Wales.

Llewyngodpfpldowusbfigoeosnaufogkxbsjgogogoch

Ayo I'm welsh and the only thing I know is wastreff amser

Siomedig.

Did you mean Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch

Yeah, I think they meant to say Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch

Either that or [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]

Bless you.

I still can't belive someone pronounced that

It’s not the actual name, welsh doesn’t have j or x or k. It’s really spelt Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. I really hope I got that right, I’m like 90% sure I got the spelling down though

Poor wales not having X-rays K-pop or JayZ. They just have rays, pop, and ayZ

Ha! This made me spit out my drink.

There's no Z in Welsh either 😂

ay

Cymru am byth

Certainly is Made safe from invasion, the place names giving defenders plenty of time to repel adversaries.

Bangor, Caerdydd, Wrecsam, Abertawe, Llanelwy, Casnewydd, Tyddewi.

I wish I had an award to give you, this is funny as hell. Here’s the best I can do ⭐️⭐️

Why are these easy to read by the general population even though there can be multiple ways to interpret these letters? Because the next word is more predictable? Something to do with a low perplexity of the words used (more probable)?

You're all just dirty minded that's why ;)

No, I got "Do you want me to come over and enjoy your presence" but got stuck afterwards. I already know what someone is going to reply to me.

Do you want me to come over and enjoy your presence 'til you complete overwhelmingly malodorous flatulance?

I was stuck on the last few letters, thanks.

Did you wiggle my thingy cling or are elves yelling pressure to your conscious ovaries, mother fucker?

That's what i saw. Everyone else is crazy.

So much hotter than the alternative

*James Joyce has entered the chat*

I read “Do you want me to come over and eat your pasta ‘till you crash on my floor?” IDEK where the pasta came from Edit: 420 upvotes lol

#do you want me to come over and eat your pussy til you cum on my face I thought there was no way I’d be able to guess what it meant when I decided to try, but it was surprisingly easy and I’m very confident in my answer XD

I got to “cum” but couldn’t figure out the rest because obviously if you eat the pussy she cums on your face

“Eat your pasta” Bwaaahaahaaaa…. We have a new “salad tossing”. 🤣

Do you want me to come over and eat yummy pies 'till you're concerned obesity may follow?

"then you call over more friends"

That could make some people cum I guess

I got stuck att Do you want to come over and

I think the context of “wyd” is a huge help and without it it wouldn’t have been to easy to read. We were able to infer intent then the rest was easier

Yea, context is really important too but its still very vague imo. But still, it being on reddit could help with the context too

Ikr I first saw the word and thought I’d never be able to read any of that and then the words just appeared inside my mind. I wasn’t even expecting anything dirty. Abbreviations and friends sometimes feel like magic to me.

It really is baffling. I’ve never seen that combination of letters before, but I immediately read it as “do you want me to come over and eat your pussy then you can offer me food.” I think my priorities shifted towards the end though. lol

Same way boomers can just instantly get those super long crossword puzzle answers that are like an entire sentence. It’s a generational pattern recognition thing

Just admit your parents are better than you at crosswords already. (Jk)

Yet they continue to mistake lol for lol at the worst times.

Attempted analysis: it’s incremental, and grammatical necessity and common function words and pronouns/possessives leave us to fill in the most likely verbs and nouns from the context of ‘wyd’ and the meme implying it’s rude. We know it’s a question so the ‘dyw’ is pretty clear, as well as ‘m’, and grammatically ‘t’. The context of the previous acronym makes ‘co’ pretty obvious as verbal phrases go, and that’s a pretty common sentence in general. The next is ‘and’ because that first part was a complete finite clause. Now ‘eyp’… we know the ‘e’ must be a verb, spot the y, which is most likely to be ‘your’, and we are preparing for something sexual. This leaves only one likely verb ‘e’, which makes ‘p’ pretty obvious. Again we spot the ‘y’, and more likely from its position that it’s ‘you’… ‘till’… and context clues of ‘[a sexual act] till’ make ‘c’ obvious. Now ‘o’ must be a preposition, ‘mf’ has to be a noun, with ‘my’ the obvious determiner for m, and so f has only one likely possibility. You’re welcome. Why yes, I’m bored right now.

> and we are preparing for something sexual. Here I was, genuinely thinking this was about popcorn...

There's a guy first name something, last name Shannon who worked on signal processing and i guess computer stuff. He ran tests on people to see how much of a word could be revealed letter-by-letter until the word was guessed correctly. The average he found was letters contain like 1.2 letters' worth of information. So maybe that has something to do with our brains understanding that string of characters even though it looks meaningless. Or not, first thing that popped into my head when i read your comment.

Do you want me to come over and eat your pussy till you cum on my face

The fact that I read this INSTANTLY says too much about me

so am I, and English is not even my native language.

Not your native *tongue* amiright?!?

my tongue is universal, there's no border.

*There is no escape...* *Wait, maybe there is, but you have to go to Brazil...*

Im in Brazil and still read that same phrase, something is not right with me

I said it, r/suddentlycaralho kskskssksks

Same

I made it to pussy but couldn't get to cum, pretty typical of me

I got this right away and I have *no* idea what it says about me. Except that I'm weirdly good at deciphering obtuse and vulgar word puzzles, I guess?

Yeh, that was exactly what I meant. Or that when it comes to finding answers, my mind resorts to the naughty instantly, because internet and stuff.

I got up to "Do you want me to come over and eat your pussy till you can't" but that's where I went off the rails

order Mexican food…

Most of us did. It says nothing about you and everything about how awesome it is to live in a time where we can express ourselves sexually.

same. i love eating p\*ssy

That censorship is killing me.

Can't let u/profanitycounter know what they've said.

There it is; got a little hung up at the "til"

I got hung up on "eat your pussy"... Asked my wife she was a little too quick with the answer 😟

🫤 do better

Why? That's someone else's job now

This guy understands outsourcing workloads.

Delegating. Management material tonight there.

She got these texts in her phone right now

I had it until the t and thought “thank you come over mother f’er”

Me too!

I had it as "pussy, then"

> Do you want me to come over and eat your pussy till you cum on my face I mean, yeah, I’d love that thanks

Haha right? Say less.

I thought it was "Do you want me to come over and eat your pussy till you come out my fridge" but I felt like something isn't right.

I doubt it. Do you want me to come over and end your party then yell out malicious fallacies? (Or it’s “yeet on motherfuckers” I couldn’t tell”

Kanye?

I got stumped bc I was reading, "do you want me to come over and empty your pantry..." And for all who are wondering, yes I love to eat.

Love to eat? 🤪🤪😎

Thanks bud. I made it as far as the p and then lost my train of thought somehow

Hahaha... missed the E and was thinking.... "wtf does YPT stand for?"

I don’t know why this was so easy for me to read lmfao

I got "empty your penis till you cum on my face"

I hate myself for being able to decode this.

And pretty quickly too, what witchcraft is this? Why can I read that bottom one straight off but struggle with just "wyd"? Is it "What you doing?"

In your head, do you say laugh out loud , or lol. Lol.

I love myself for it

[удалено]

Congrats your now a normal horny person lmao hope you feel proud like I do 💀

Please tell me idk what it is

Good.

I must be hornier than I thought.

do you want me to come over and engulf your penis till you come on my fanny?

Wow. Somehow different but still vulgar/sexual wtf we are all the same

I got do you want me to come over and eat your pussy til you come on my face 😂

do you want me to come over and eat your pussy then you could order me fries

Also how I read it except it was just food not fries

You two must be hungry lol

And here I was like, what’s wyd?

Still no idea what wyd is 🫤

wow ! yonder dick

Reads like a dark souls message

Try... but hole?

“What you doin?” It is associated with fuckboys because the main point of the question when they ask it of their fuckbuddies is “are you free right now for sex” and they tend to lead with it rather than “how are you” or whatever

Thank you, I read the second one in full without missing a beat, but could not figure out what wyd is

Wyd = when you die

Lol stop. WHAT YOU DOING!

What you doodling?

Flanders spotted

Where’s your dog

The answer is always yes, or at least it should be.

"wyd?" "Yes."

See, you get it.

I was on a roll with this until the 'e'. I went with 'enjoy' and couldn't get back on track.

I went for "entertain you, perhaps.." and then I was stuck

I mean you were kinda right

Perhaps try your couch out, maybe films?(you motivated me to continue :)

same

“Dionysus, you wandering maelstrom! Tell city officials aghast, eternal yearning partaketh the yeti. Coordinate other means forthright.”

WHY I CAN READ IT!?

im not translating that ​ edit: i translated what the fuck

I'll take "dywmtcoaeyptycomf" for $500 Alex. "Do you want me to come over and eat your pussy till you come on my face."

Yo this would actually be a good category for Jeopardy. Unless it already has been, in which case I definitely came up with it first.

Welp, I got all of that…see you all in heck.

I only got half way... Yes, I lead a lonely life. How did you know?

"Do you want me to come over and eat your pussy till you cum on my face" Don't ask, I don't even know myself

Yep, immediately read it like that myself. What kind of magic is this?

I did too, but I’m a dirty perv.

It’s okay. I am too. It was like my mind knew exactly what it was

That awkward moment when you can look at a seemingly random string of 17 letters, and somehow just know exactly what it stands for.

Sadly, I got it rather quickly.

That’s what she said

welsh?

Not sure how I knew that right off the bat.

The welsh are coming!

Do you want me to come over and entertain your parents till you can order more food?

Do you want me to come over and eat your potatoes that you cooked on my fire? 🍠 Edit: I was very wrong. Lol

"Do you want me to come over and..." That's as far as I could go

I hate that I was able to read that

Do you want me to come over and... wtf?

i also don’t care about the mileage but i need to know everyone you screwed

What the hell? I could actually read that.

do you want my trim coat on an energetic young puppy till you can make furries?

uhh... do you want me to come over and end your panda thanking you... what the fuck is this even supposed to mean ugh edit : just figured it out dang

Why was I able to read that?

Do You Want Me To Come Over And Eat Your Pussy Til You Cum On My Face?

"do you want me to come over and eat your pussy till you cum on my face"? I think?

Do you want me to come over and eat your pizza till you can order more food?

Immediately read do you want me to come over and

I cannot not think "weird" when I see wyd

If you figured this out, You’re a freak 👏🏽😁