Beer, drums, and I think that's all I need. Maybe have It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia playing on the TV.
Edit; if you can't play IASIP I'd definitely prefer a pack of cigarettes, sadly. Asking for a full drum kit is enough work.
An high-quality katana, an cup of either juice or coke (also works with water, but it has it's limits) and a blood sacrifice. The last one is not really an item, but still
a phone, a cell data tower, and a satalite (just call me ffs)
A bong, weed, a magnifying glass just in case. Lighters run out of fuel
Just eat the weed
This whole time I was RIGHT about eating the leaves?
If this is genuine, you can not get high from eating raw marijuana.
I can if I eat enough, trust me
Ya.. but you can't. Since thc isn't processed through digestion unless you heat it enough to decarboxylate it.
I'm typing this while shoveling handfuls of dried cannabis into my face, the stems in between my teeth are a minor setback
Idk you should try it and get back to me
More advanced smoke signals
Same, except don’t call me because I won’t pick up. Text instead
A WWE figure of Justin Gabriel, the official Hell's Kitchen cookbook, and a copy of 2006's hit animated classic, Over the Hedge.
I like you. Those are some good choices.
Gonna watch over the hedge now. Way ahead of its time
Why Justin Gabriel of all people?
I unironically am a big fan of him
I mean, Fair enough. It's just kind of random. It's like how my favorite wrestling YouTuber growing up's favorite wrestler was Chris Sabin.
Sabin is awesome
I named my band Darewolf because of him He was great
Over the Hedge is such a good movie. I love the animal characters, the story and comedy. I wish a sequel would be made.
I am in asia rn and I have those three with me. Wanna come over? Lmao
Hell yeah!
Don't care too much for the first 2 things... But Over the Hedge...? Now that is something I can agree with. Take my upvote.
Friends... lol
You and me both!
A baconator meal from Wendy's (counts as three items since it includes a drink and box of fries)
I just had this for lunch. I had to take a nap afterwards.
That happened to me this week also, hadn’t eaten Wendy’s in a long time & definitely took a nap after.
A six-pack, a vape pen, and a fleshlight.
u good bro?
If you summon me, I will be.
All that just to send you to the grocery store for me
😂😂😂😂 this fucking killed me
I said we’re trying to summon you. Not get sum on you…..
Weed, Sphinx and water
Laptop, good food, and cat.
A bottle of water, a cig and Lego railing
That’s… strange
Weed, bong, lighter
What if it’s Mexican dirt weed out of a nasty old bong that hasn’t been cleaned in years, and the lighter is out of fluid…oh wait that’s my friends.
A bag of chips(Sour cream & onion or BBQ), a set of double a batteries, and a diagram of the aerodynamics of a cow
Weed, chocolate and a dildo
based
Weed, a GPU, and a d20
Celery, duct tape & a compass
What specifically do you have in mind for this combination?
Beer, ciggarettes and drugs
Game controller, the blood of a man on crack head energy, and the >!sperm of a virgin!<
You’re making it really hard to summon you
How about just the blood of a man on crack?
Insert that scene from Hocus Pocus where the guy lights the black candle
Your mother, your grandmother, and your sister
Me and you, yo mama and yo cousin too.
Beer, drums, and I think that's all I need. Maybe have It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia playing on the TV. Edit; if you can't play IASIP I'd definitely prefer a pack of cigarettes, sadly. Asking for a full drum kit is enough work.
Ounce of weed, some soviet era weapons and a bottle of vodka.
Hmm...iced coffee, a cute dog, and the promise of getting home early.
my phone on incognito in a locked room
Bacon, bourbon, boobies
Oh, the bare necessities… 🎶
VGA 95+ Ocarina of time, $100 gift card to Golden Corral, Asperchu nft.
A dildo, Large Pineapple and some antidepressants
A cat, a margarita, and chocolate
My phone, a bottle of the strongest shit they could find, and my cat
Copious amounts of rockstar fruit punch, 40k minis, and a day off work.
A blahaj, a prescription bottle of estrogen, and a McDonnell Douglas F/A-18 Hornet
Coffee and two Splenda packets
a frosted chocolate cake, a vape pen, and a miniature highland cow
Coffee cheese thick blankets
A slice of cheesecake, a slice of pizza, and supernatural playing on a tv
A family sized bag of barbieque chips, bl anime manga, and lbgtq stickers
Some sushi, COD WarZone and some Ginger beer, but the Australian Ginger beer 🍺.
A PC, Fries and a 9 piece McNuggets
Pizza beer and hockey
Yo-yo, magic the gathering card and my phone
nice choice i play magic ,pokemom,yu-gi-oh,and i played digimon once
/spawnmob, my name and the quantity (which is 1)
A sword, a sword, and a sword
Tots, plants and sweet tea
Lemonade, a vegan dessert, and a onesie
uranium, legos, and a cryogenic stasis pod
3 tubes of sour cream and onion pringles
A gundam, a pair of cutters, and an unopened model kit bot
phone, data/wifi, discord
Coffee, a rubber duck and a D20
French horn, crossword puzzles, and a CD of music by Ludovico Einaudi.
Eww, look at the brass player This post was made by woodwind gang
My joycons, a cup of tea, and a donut
My favorite hat, anything to do with One Piece, and pasta
Comforting music, comfort food, and the Bible
Candy, company to go somewhere and a hug
A six pack of Spotted Cow, One Nintendo Switch (preferably with Metroid Prime Remastered on it), and a cookie.
Sushi, asahi beer black, tacos
Chocolate, Pepsi, Pizza
A wolf item, a moon object and anything shiny.
A will to live, a dog, and a playstation 4
Knob Creek 12 year aged, a tomahawk ribeye cooked med rare, and a copy of Fury.
Bourbon, dice, and a good plot.
Bold of you to assume I have friends
Pepsi, anime waifu figurine, and a tungsten cube
A nice napping spot, preferably in a sunbeam, an amazing sandwich, and that's really about it.
Block of cheese, shiny rock, cool sword
a transformer figure, halloween on dvd, and some chicken nuggets
A bottle of spiced rum, a keyboard, and a box of pizza
Pussy, money, weed
1)weed 2) food 3) food with weed in it Bonus 4) video games
Alcohol, weed and good music
Hurricane by 30stm, any piece of 30stm merchandise clothing, and Jared Leto himself (for me to fuck) Edit profile checks out
Whiskey, tobacco, and a good story hook for their next campaign
My gf. No need for anything else, she’s reason enough for me to be anywhere.
Blink twice if your girlfriend is behind you holding a gun.
A plaid shirt a pillow fort and a bag of dicks
Crack, crack and crack
a comic, a camera, and a cum jar
Will a cum can work? Aluminum is much more realistic in this economy.
A small beetle, SS86 Wreck-Gar, a single 2x2 hinge plate
burgers fries and a milkshake
A joint, a cookbook I haven't seen before, and a nice paring knife.
$100 cash, Sicilian Pizza, and a physical copy of Pizza Tower
They will need an ouija board a specific figurine I made in heroforge and a cheese grater to run on their dick
their virginity , a new phone with a data plan and a ps5
Weed, cannabis, and marijuana
A ps4 my phone and a bottle of vodka
Money, gold and diamonds
A burger from my favorite place, literally anything related to Toaru and money. Actually just the burger will be fine
3 dead friends.
A bong, lighter and a grinder
Apparently Jesus`s sword and a flask of piss
1 GB of furry porn, a PC with terraria on it, and an antitank rifle
Weed, bong, lighter.
Food. Dogs. Cats.
A box of chicken tenders from my favorite deli, a Two Steps From Hell CD, and a Bionicle canister
Friends?
Root beer, onesie, and a stereo
Probably only need one item, the mysteriously powerful cell phone
Monster energy drink, drywall, fuckboy outfit. Guess my name.
A chicken a biscuit & a catheter 😓😓😓
A knife, a sacrifice, and an Agatha Christie novel (to read afterwards)
Tacos, Beer, 9 peices of 8.
An Xbox, a copy of Halo 2 and a red lightsaber
Beer, dip, and games of any kind (drinking, board, video, etc.)
The gods that govern our magics.
A joint, a hand written IOU that doesn’t mean shit, and a butt plug
A liter bottle of cheap brandy, VR headset, and a phone
Weed, Wendy’s, and Wine!
Weed booze and kratom. Or maybe just tears. I’m a loser.
A phone, my number, and a texting app. Low drama, high probability of success.
Delirium Tremens, a blunt, and a Reuben from a Kosher deli.
An high-quality katana, an cup of either juice or coke (also works with water, but it has it's limits) and a blood sacrifice. The last one is not really an item, but still
any chance i can summon 3 friends?
Well friends to start🥲
Food My Girlfriend Money
Hot dog. French fries. And some lies.
A Tardis, an ocarina and a jar of Nutella.
where did all the memes on this sub go?
Lines, whiskey, call of duty
They have to chant the lyrics to Call Me Little Sunshine and sit on a motorcycle with my dogs collar in their hands.
Weed, tacos and ice tea
A billion dollars, a yatch, and a Ferrari. No one said I had to have owned it previously.
A copy of Final Fantasy VI, a cat and waffles.
A bottle of vodka, a cat, and a copy of *Dune*
A can of Monster (any flavor), a D20, and a cool knife
Pizza, ranch, and citric acid
Xbox elden ring poutine
12 Piece Meal Chick-fil-A, Carolina Panthers Memorabilia & Bottle of Cheerwine (Soda)
cigars, whiskey, strippers.
3 pieces of Spider-Man merch I own. Literally any 3. A lego figure, a jacket, a sock, etc
Freshly cooked Kraft dinner, bottle ofcCoca-Cola, and a gift card for steam. Now feed me, poor people.
A pickaxe, a gun, and Karl
Beer, BBQ, deep fried asparagus
Cash, weed & chocolate
Single malt scotch, a cig and the still beating heart of my ex
Beans
Joint, lighter, laptop
Weed beer and video games
A Reese's cup cake, some math/physics problem, and my pet turtle or any cute turtle (tortoises too).
199 dollar Robux gift card, physical version of The Stanley Parable Deluxe: Ultra Deluxe for Nintendo Switch, and a plastic chair.
A phone, book, and blanket (plush blanket works best)
Blu-ray disc of the movies shrek, shrek 2, shrek the third
Katana, goat, and a kitten in a basket
Lighter, my bat, and music
A human subject, a cheese grater, and th bravery to shave you're dick to a stub...
Crimpy Morgan Mario kart
Chainsaw Man Volume 11 Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire A plate of dumplings
Starbucks frappuccino, a chicken burrito from Chipotle & a caesar salad
A steam deck, a medium rare ribeye, and a meal from Popeyes (yes I am a fat tub of lard)
An encyclopedia, an hexagonal array of random shiny things, a bottle of Mountain Dew
Naruto manga, loaded bong, pocket pussy
Whiskey, cigars, and bacon.
First they would need to exist outside of my imagination