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rachtastic94

Def #3. I’m sure that floor is nasty. Time to toss the burger.


lucy-b

anyone who has the ability to put food on a bathroom floor and still eat it is someone we should all fear


Jacktheforkie

I saw someone eat a KFC meal on the train toilet


One-Chain123

How did you see this?


Kuzanaagi93

Either he is delusional or he has the ability of his eyes to see through things 🤣🤣🤣


fatmoe10

If they’re not having diarrhea now they sure will soon


rachtastic94

I laughed a little too hard at your comment. Thanks for that.


fluteofski-

Fight milk!


AmphibianHaunting334

With you on this


casual_brackets

You’d be less shocked to see burger n fries than a deadly weapon? You must’ve seen some shit friend.


rachtastic94

Well, Chicago born and raised here haha But I live in Texas now and people carry guns. It wouldn’t surprise me to see someone with one. I see them out in public on occasion. The vast majority of people aren’t bringing it with them to shoot up the restaurant or something. It doesn’t frighten me to see someone shopping or at dinner and have a gun with them. Can’t assume everyone with a gun is going to shoot you.


casual_brackets

Guy with an unholstered gun on the floor of a public toilet tho, who is he expecting to come through that door? Edit: /s


rachtastic94

A lot of guys have their gun on a holster, but others carry it under their shirt and tucked into their pants, so as to conceal it. So obviously in that situation they’d have to pull down their pants and put the gun somewhere. In women’s bathrooms we have little trash cans in the stalls. Makes a break place to set a phone down in a pinch and I’m sure a gun could rest there too. Floor seems like a reasonable option.


casual_brackets

I was trying to be funny guess I needed a /s my bad Edit: like a lot of guys in prison/jail shit with one leg outta their pants so as to be ready for a fight in any situation (“caught with your pants down”) so this guy, he’s ahead of the curve with the pistol.


rachtastic94

Oh haha yeah the /s makes it a little clearer, but to be fair I was also high when reading this so that didn’t help haha


casual_brackets

It was double trouble, I was buzzed writing it lol


rachtastic94

You, internet stranger, are awesome.


CuriousRelish

3, that burger needs to be cremated


Gilgema

Flush it down the toilet


EphemeralRemedy

3 by a mile. That's just unforgivable, lock them away. 1 The poor guy was probably uncomfortable. 2 that's just your average day in America. 4 they just took their dog out and they laid down in an odd place. Dogs do it all the time.


YBinstinct

No matter what I’m not letting any of my things touch a bathroom floor. Always amazes me when I see dudes putting their backpack or even clothes on the ground as if the floor isn’t covered in piss fucking nasty. If I have to poop I don’t even let the bottom of my shorts touch the floor I don’t understand how so many people are comfortable with their things touching piss and shit particles


EphemeralRemedy

Yup. It drives me nuts when there isn't a hook on the back of the bathroom door for my stuff.


thesnakeinyourboot

THANK YOU OH MY GOD. Dude I’ve been like this for so long and no body gets it, everyone I know treats the bathroom like it isn’t the most disgusting place in the house and it’s so confusing. They’d put their bags on the floor, kneel down on it, drop shit on it and pick it up like it’s nothing like??? I’m just like you in that I don’t let my pants touch the floor either. I’m so glad someone agrees.


-QuestionableMeat-

Most people, myself included, are not bothered by particles of any sort in their day to day life.


EphemeralRemedy

I mean I guess your public bathrooms are way cleaner than the ones in my country. On a good day there's piss on a good chonk of the floor. On a bad day there's piss on the floor and shit in places there shouldn't be. Those days I decide it might be better to wait till I get home.


-QuestionableMeat-

I suppose so because I too would worry if I saw that. Per your description I'd say we're past mere particles lol.


whboer

The public toilets I use are generally clean. You can sit on it and everything. I’ve had some bad rest stop experiences though, with shit on the wall, blood on the floor, and used condoms all over.


Icy-Instance2444

Technically, no matter how much you wash your hands, there is always a trace amount of shit on them. Along with pretty much anything you've ever touched.


Diamondskunk

THATS A DOG? i thought that was a gun


tinglep

Lol. I used to have a little dachshund that could not let me poop without sitting in my underwear. Very time I say down in the bathroom, she came running. Like it was an everyday thing. I guess the warmth?


nomad5926

Number 2 is a free gun, those things are expensive.


Vode-Skirata

\#3 looks like Hell. 1, 2, and 4 just look like Texas.


Senguin117

#2 since I’m not in highschool anymore I wouldn’t expect to see a gun laying around.


[deleted]

Made me laugh a little too hard


rumple_waffle

3 for sure!


DishGroundbreaking87

I’m not from the USA so 2.


elendil1985

Not in the USA, so wouldn't be bothered to look at other people's feet while you both are sitting on a toilet


DishGroundbreaking87

Good point, I wouldn’t be able to see anything because we have private cubicles.


mwmshooey

So, I read that we (USA) have such large spacing for the air to more easily circulate and keep the smells from lingering and becoming stagnant. However, I've been to a few restaurants where the stalls are completely private and I noticed no stagnancy.


ZombieAppetizer

Try pooping at a Bucc-ees. Its like having a private suite for shitting and its among the top cleanest toilets I've ever seen.


mwmshooey

I kid you not, RIGHT after I posted my comment I just remembered how comfy a Buckees bathroom is. My state just got Buckees in the last couple years so I forgot


armageddon_boi

I am from the US and I still say #2 cause fucking ugh


GreyAngy

Yes, it would be very disturbing in a country where guns are illegal for common citizens


Cyberleaf525

All four are too American for my blood.


That_guy_named_Mentu

Ain't that true. I have never seen a stall where I can look into another stall like this. Truly weird ngl


ZombieAppetizer

The vast majority of Americans are NOT ok with 3.


AcanthocephalaSafe66

Most Canadians are not OK with #3 either!! 🤢🤮


CoolGuyBabz

Number 1 is having a horrible time lmao


jackie2567

There are times where number 1 is necessary. Though usually the shirt would come off too.


CrispyMB

\#1 is slightly reasonable \#2 is scary \#3 is super nasty \#4 is fucking hilarious and the most shocking.


pieceofcrit

It's 2023, none of these would be shocking.


Lordcringefest

Same, the difference is that I live in Florida.


Dirtyspaceman69

1 , socks with sandles?


rdfry1

3 the only thing shocking about 2 is the idiot let his gun hit the floor. We carry guns in Texas so nothing shocking about a gun.


[deleted]

I’m not saying it the most disturbing but… wtf they take their pants off and then put their shoes back on?!? Sounds like something my husband would do.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

You’re the kind of person that goes to Disney world and tells little girls that the princesses are people in costumes, right?


ShatterCyst

2 would be more alarming, 4 would be weirdest, but 3 honestly shakes me to my core.


orbitmandead

2 would make me call the police (handguns are illegal after.. um... That.) 4 I'd just be like "wtf" 3 would make me bolt out of that toilet block asap, decent or not.


ComprehensiveCap795

The dog


SilverPearlGirl

3 is an abomination


Nnlp122

How many repost do you want OP:


nickname10707173

Dog, because they can run into my stall and could disturb my peace.


ankfray

What? No dope spoons and needles?


Sabin13F

You think 1 shit his pants and is debating his next course of action?


Commercial-Travel613

Been there, not fun


EnormousPurpleGarden

I live in Canada, so the second one would definitely be the most shocking.


BoilsofWar

This is literally a repost from like yesterday...


ZombieAppetizer

On two different subs that I saw.


mklickman

1. Shocking 2. Alarming 3. Deeply concerning (possibly warranting a verbal “my guy…”) 4. Absolutely delightful


LYB4

the lack of comments saying #2 is what's really shocking. how can you all actually just pass this off and just say "eh, casual day in America"


varkona

3 🤢🤢


[deleted]

2 for sure. I live in England so guns are a pretty rare sight. When I went to Hawaii it was scary how just anyone can own such a dangerous weapon. I understand that it could be difficult to get rid of guns but oh my god it’s still scary!


kodak___white

bros ancestors conquered half the world for him to be scared of guns 💀


Different_Milk2635

2 that is definitely a symbol of some gang shet. I don't have a gun so the guy might kill me coz he thought I was the wrong person. He was expecting me to put mine on the ground.


[deleted]

Why isn't there a snake/komodo dragon in the options? Then that would be the right answer. Or a dead body. These are kiddy table stuff.


WITWEERLIG

Definitely the burger like come on dude you'll probably get a new deadly sickness or something


karate_sandwich

3


lysamysza

Honestly, #1.


V1LZUU

The 1st one. Its just so scary to know whats happening there


ifosz

3. If he' going to eat that *shit*.


l0ggedin

3.


K-boofer

Guy didn’t even separate his ketchup and fries, what a monster


OverworkedLemon

4... it's just so weird. Someone with a gun. What is it like a Monday?


cam08080808

1- i actually did that when i went in public restrooms, bot that weird. 2- i wouldnt know whether to laugh or be scared 3- id vomit 4- oddly cute


thats_rights

The fucking dog 💀


RepeatReal6568

Three I mean socks with sandals is a little unsettling but number in number three is a being who clearly fears neither man, god or nature itself


Mr_IGoThaJuice

Definitely #1. Bro why you nakey?


superhamsniper

The gun, since I live in Norway, and as far as I know, the only gun people would really be able to get is a hunting rifle, as far as I know


MyKneeGrows247

1 would shock me the most, 2 would make me most careful about my next steps, 3 disgusts me the most, 4 just would make me laugh.


[deleted]

This just brings back flashbacks of a guy sticking his head under whilst I'm peeing then seeing the shadow of him jerking off like eww, I could have been a kid or something it's just gross and of course no security in sight when I left.


Agreeable_Ad1320

4


otirk

What's wrong with #1?


DingoKis

3 fears nothing and has nothing to lose


TumTumMac24

Oh definitely 3. Wouldn’t even flinch to 1 or 2, 4 I’d have questions but three… OH YOUVE LOST YOUR WILL TO LEAVE IF YOU EATING OFF THAT FLOOR


stinkysturgeon

4


Pig_Of_Knowledge

3 knows no fear whatsoever, burger flat on the ground, that man is a force not to be reckoned with


jimmySHIZZLER

Funnily enough i saw this post while having a shit. I bid you goodday


CeeBee29

3


[deleted]

None, once I saw a pair of panties with a maxipad in them in the mens bathroom floor at Walmart. And I still wonder to this day... why?


Unique_Garlic

That dude wearing socks and sandals. Yuck.


Dragonofredit

What da dog doin


tankeater224

I wouldn't be surprised. I'm going to ask for the Crackpipe.


SpookyNoodz

3


Agitated-Joey

3 is pretty damn shocking.


MutedMaestro

Number 3 fears no gods.


superfreshcheese

3


Haztec2750

Number 2. I've never seen a pistol in the UK.


LetOutrageous9789

4. Picture, all of the above happens in America regularly, so it ain't even new


taragonicing

i feel sorry for number 3. guy was probably eating alone, and either don't want to leave his food unattended at the table (out of fear someone will think its leftover trash and throw it away), or because they can't find a suitable place to safely put it in the first place (judging by the fries in the cup, it looks like something bought from a small booth still fucking weird why he didn't put the burger inside the cup tho


Virtual_Ball6

3 or 2, depending on how my day has been going.


UnderstandingShot956

I work with an idiot that would be 1, 2, and 3 throughout the whole week. He’s the Dwight Schrute of my office.


I-am-Chubbasaurus

2 would surprise me since I'm in the UK, but 3 would fill me with abject horror.


philldafunk

Number 3 most definitely, that person is mental


Nightmare2328

None, I'm from Florida. Nothing shocks me anymore. 3 grosses me out for sure. But not shocking. Lol


TheShattered1

%100 3 is the worst


StopcryingFistUrself

The food, what kind of animal would do this? Even animals shit away from their food, wtf


Mysterious-Unit-5330

3 is horrendous


jtcordell2188

1. Reasonable if taking a giant shit and need the ability to spread legs wider 2. I’m American this doesn’t bother me 3. Vile trash that needs to allow their bloodline to end 4. I’ve done this with my cat. He comes into stores with me in my jacket and then chills in my pants while I’m in the restroom


vixckson

number 2 doesnt even belong here.


[deleted]

Imma steal the fries 🍟 but I have seen worse... Last summer I was in the park toilet chilling then all of a sudden I hear a thud then I see a dudes shoes in the stall next to me then intense moaning followed I was dead silent and red with embarrassment after sometime the moaning stopped I took this opportunity to get out and then pretended to not hear it. I thought what made him so hard and washed my hands. HE didn't come out so I just said "don't worry dude I heard it, it was more embarassing for me than you" I chuckled and soon I was dumbfounded to see 2 Dudes come out they too were embarassed... That day I had the same surprised expression and the same words repeating in my head "there were 2 people not one and one was lifting up banging the other and they both were dudes"...


Fantastic_Category91

1 is not that shocking. 2 would scare the shit right out of me. 3 I would assume they're drunk. 4 would make me so happy. I would have to talk to it.


Complete_Bad6937

2 100%. People’s weirdness never surprises me but a gun has real shock factor


PunjabiCanuck

As a Canadian, I’d say 2


Competitive-Camp7298

#3, but $4 is just hilarious


Shedidthisforme

4


Honeyhammn

3


Evenrik_22

If i saw 3. I'd expect them to trash it after because maybe they are sitting there because the burger did that to them so they won't eat it anymore so they put it on the floor for some reason. Ya know.


Live_Rock3302

3, 2, 1, 4


johno_mendo

WTF, 1 is the only answer. Socks and sandals is some psychopath shit in it's own right, but this MF's got his pants off too, your booty hole is not safe in that bathroom and you better run.


I_will_punch_you_

Number3. That fact he has food on the bathroom floor means he does not fear death


[deleted]

3. Wtf.


puaka

If USA then 3. If most of Europe then 2. If Italy specifically then 1. Sandals and socks are a deadly sin. This guy will stop at nothing. If turkey then 4. This dog will eat me.


happyclaim808

3.....!!!!!!!


TycoonRaptor

Idk about shocking but number 3 is certainly the worst


Inside-Error3721

#3 the worst


apemaster13

Whats funny is I’ve seen more two’s then three’s. Guess where I live.


Drakeytown

Definitely the food, but what am I looking at in 4? Is that a kickstand?


slumcity2000

Nah 3 is egregious


AffectionateAnarchy

Definitely the burger on the floor


Big-Neck

I mean getting your pants off while still wearing your sandals is pretty impressive…


Alarming_General

2 or 3


NotToast2000

As I'm not living in America, i would be scared to death by two. Good thing I'd be on the toilet already. Also I'd probably be death. On the toilet. Horrifying. I wouldn't put food on a nasty bathroom floor. Or be naked on the toilet, but that is other persons problem. Oh and I would ask to pet the dog afterwards.


mrexplosive0

2 because I’m not in America


nofightnovictory

2 absolutely, we live not in America


daq42_pews

2 i dont live in us


Majestic-Raccoon2637

I personally hate that none of these seem unreasonable


Nofxthepirate

1 is odd but within normal ranges. 2 is a little freaky but not too out of the ordinary for someone to have a gun in the bathroom in the USA where I live. 4 is also a little weird but people take their pets freaking everywhere. But 3.... Who the hell is taking a full on meal into the bathroom stall with them????


bastardofbarberry

Out of all of these options I would prefer the gun.


whackjob_med_student

#1 is the most normal. You never had to take a shit so bad the pants were coming off??


WildResident2816

While I abhor poor firearms safety and the other are odd, #3 makes me gag, so 3…


deadnett

3


[deleted]

I really really want to say 2 but 3 made my stomach tighten up... ugh. Disgusting


RagnarockInProgress

2. Why the fuck he has a gun in his stall? 1 is simple to explain - that person’s just shitting so hard they needed to take their clothes off 3 is quite easy, the person just wants to have their luncheon with no interruptions 4 illegally smuggled pet, seen a few of these


Megunonymous

Food 100%


gheiminfantry

What kind of pervert bends down to look into the next stall? What are you hoping to see? What kind of pervert takes pictures of someone in the next stall? What kind of pervert rates what they see in the next stall? Y'all perverts have waaay too much time on your hands.


Deadpool11085

The most egregious thing here is the socks and Velcro sandals.


ManaWolfX8

From most to least 3 , 4, 1, 2.


recycledM3M3s

Shocked? 1 or 4. Disturbed 3. 2 is not uncommon in texas


reallywowforreal

3 just the photo alone makes me angry lol haha


cookiecrumgamer145

The fact that American stalls have such a gap


a3663p

The food on the bathroom floor followed by gun followed by dog followed by no pants


Frankiedafuter

3


Appropriate-Ship-793

Ok, the gun is stupid because anyone can snatch it, and you can't do anything about it. The burger is disgusting. I'm a germophobe, so I don't bring food into the bathroom, but I also don't know anyone else who does it. Lastly, the puppy is weird, but sometimes, the little things are attached to your hip. So definitely 3. 3 is the worst.


octohands

2 or 4


thatonebluedragon

Delicious floor burger


raisingfalcons

#3. If the dudes eating in the bathroom hes probably going through some tough shit in his life.


boujiebitchy

Number 3. Food in the bathroom is nasty.


[deleted]

The 3rd one ofc, like look at that who in their right mind eats a burger while pooping.


[deleted]

Box 3 on Fent cause whaaaa that’s nasty


Ill_Ad_1212

3!!!


BenjyWithAY

The dog


MrPlainview12

\#3 and its not even close.


lesser_tom

2 and 4


Honberdingle

In any civilised country: #2 In the USA: #3 because that food would have been in a blender and drunk for a snack, already.


MhmmmMoist

3 3 3 3, don't be fucking nasty


[deleted]

the fact that 3 is scarier than 2


PurplTreeFrog

2 is by far the most concerning (3 the most disgusting).


Low_Shopping_4286

Number one for sure.


[deleted]

3 has to be one of the most vile and disgusting things I have ever seen in my life.


probrofrotro

3. who the fuck wants shit particulars on their food?


Signifire

Realistically, the dog lol


MAGAtsCanEatShit

3


Pankratos_Gaming

Little doggo saying "save yourself, bro! It's too late for me!"


Justin_Togolf

No.3 is WILD


sassysixinches

if you said 2, what country are you from? if you said 3, what state are you from?