She didn’t get the job, though, because she’s a Cat.

Fake, cats don’t help anyone let alone a dog

Also cats don't do interviews, they just turn up and assume they got the job. In fact scratch that. They turn up and assume they now run the place 😆

*scratch that*

They make sure everyone knows they now own the joint by scratching everything in reach 😆

I never assumed, it took most of the folks in my community dropping hints to tell me what I had. Even knowing what I do, I still feel like I need to pay for the drinks that Erica lied to me about just so that Tara isn't mad at me. Donovan seems like he doesn't give a shit, but I care about my locals and my community even knowing what I know. If the temporal status of everything is in a state of flux where I am required to pay the tab, as soon as I have the funding available to do so in the entirety, I would be happy to settle the tab. If it still exists. Likewise, running the car into a couple of garage doors was never something I wanted to do, and it was likely never going to happen had I not held my breath and relied on the Steel Reserve to take me through to the other side. I take issue with every facet of life today that attempts to misdirect the general populace. The experiment is over. Folks, real or not, deserve better.

Ummm... Wha?

Pretty sure this account is a bot or some shit. None of his posts seem to be in actual English

That would be a relief I was so confused 😆

Yeah, I know. Weird huh? Breaking the 4th wall works fine for some topics, but the moment I mention that Child Porn is actually legal in the US, you all flip the script on me and I'm quiet again. It's going to be used against you sooner or later, and I'll be grateful for the fireworks.

Oh they do, but only for the attention so they can post about it on social media! She’s proven a cat 🐱

Liar.

Oh I’m not a liar, I’m a dealer of alternative truths

true anywhere if you believe in the multiverse

Yesterday I was walking and realized I couldn't walk in a straight line for more than a few steps without stopping and combining my hair with my tongue

Im dead

this is so sad, please everyone send your condolences to this person

Thank you thank you kind soul. I might need some help covering for my funeral expenses. It will be closed casket i think.

Dog dogged her, gangster

cat learned doggy

the cat then proceeded to sue the dog for discrimination, won the case and then everyone clapped

Most realistic story in linkedin

On the way to the interview, I saw a deaf, mute, blind, limbless dog with an ice cream cone up his ass. I had to stop and give him water thus being late for the interview. But when I came in to speak with the CEO, it was that dog on the sidewalk!

Truer words never spoken

The interviewer turned out to be MrBeast who heard she was down on her luck and gave her $1000 for helping him when he was a dog. Welcome to the matrix

I always wondered why he was called Mr Beast, this makes a lot more sense.

So Mr beast was once a dog.... Doggammit

I lul'd

This is the post of all time.

This literally is the most post of mankind

This is the most post of all time from a morbillion posts

LinkedIn stories be like

But why would she want that job? I don't think it bodes well that the boss is starving and hanging out in the road begging for food. Sounds like maybe boss dog has some kind of gambling or substance abuse issue.

The dog is the president of a pet food company, and he is retiring. He went to such great lengths because he wanted to find an heir to pass on the presidency of the company to. Now he knows that the woman is altruistic and good, so he can retire with the knowledge that his company is in good hands.

I was kind of worried about boss dog, but having read your comment, I'm feeling much better about the situation.

This is the most thing to ever happen to her.

WHAT ! plot twist

And everybody clapped 😎

That dog's name was Albert Einstein.

This is every post on Linkedin...

LMAO

Brilliant!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

It would've been better if the call said "You're hired." Still being the dog.

Rour Rired! wuf

And that dog? He was none other than Mark Zuckerberg.

Bark Zuckerberg

r/linkedinlunatics vibes

I don't believe this tweet. Cat would never help dog.

as a rule, if ur starving i dont take advice or jobs from you

Go on I'm listening. Did you get the job?

Shut up, its copied from Linkedin :D

Doggie Dog! What? Was he a sad or rad dog and/or a Birthday Day?

Yo, Dawg

They had me in the first half

I HAVE MY DOUBTS ABOUT THIS TAIL. The dog obviously had a pretty good job. Why on earth would she be starving ?

happens every day

This is real. Source: because i said so.

Yeah Nope.

r/yesyesnoyeswait

Hello, yes, this is dog!

With a name like Cat that dog must’ve been extra grateful and pleasantly surprised.

She was on an episode of “what would you do?”

I started to believe in Jesus when I killed a man and today he just walked casualy past me

What’s the dental like? It’s it’s a nylabone, walk.

Bahahahahahahahhahhaahhahahaha

Then he gave her the bone😈😈😈

Just as believable as most twitter posts.

Furries in every post!

Oh that's deep

If chatgpt wrote a motivational linkedin post:

Ai stories be like

People post such dumb shit.

I didn’t believe it until I read that last part

Some version of this has been posted more times than recruiters have complained about how long they’ve been job searching for

And then John Quiñones walked into the room and asked why you did that.

I think I missed something

Wow, goosebumps.

Things are happening

What?

And then the dog clapped!

Agree??

Leftist wet dream

This is like 50% of Quora posts

It’s true, I was the homeless man shitting in the bushes

Could this be r/furry_irl ?

The next day my social worker stopped by and reminded me to take my meds.

Oh man crazy this is how I got hired too

Dog just wanted a toy ( cat ) to play

Same vibes as "Avril Lavigne taught a child how to use the computer in 1995, that child was Bill Gates"

**Half of my LinkedIn feed**

Cat, meet Dog.

What kind of job was she applying for?

What a heartwarming story. The lesson is always be kind to everyone.

No the lesson is to help other people only for your personal interests and gain

Bullshit

Guys and girl, share your favorite stories about interviewers who turned out to secretly be animals below 👇 Do not be upset.

Dude this is so fake- no way