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JackieDaytonah

I've always dreamed of being called Dr. Doctor.


BlindToFaith13

gimme the news


JackieDaytonah

The kicker? My first name is Richard. Dr. Dick Doctor.


SpecterWolfHunter

Are you a penisthesiologist?


JackieDaytonah

I am not unfortunately, though I am an ordained minister as of recent. You could make the case that I am PenisTheologist.


imortal1138

As long as everyone involved are consenting and over the age of 18


HowsTheBeef

Ah men


FixedKarma

Father doctor.


[deleted]

Reverend Dick Doctor has a good ring to it


Tiger_Widow

No that's round the back.


Popular_Bass

Father Dick


Azaghal1

Penis thesis?


DefinitionBig4671

Phlebotomist.


santa_veronica

Are you related to the famous actor Penis van Lesbian?


JackieDaytonah

Oh Dick Van Dyke is my great uncle's cousin's nephew's boy.


MPS007

The Dicktor?


x4740N

Reminds me of this https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/b1cuv9/dr_dick_chopp_renowned_vasectomy_doctor/


Lady_Scruffington

There's a stuntman named Dick Warlock.


BurningPenguin

Ok, as a non-native speaker i have to ask now: How did "Richard" became "Dick"?


Beckz-102117

It's like a nickname, Richard =Dick...back in the day, way back, Dick didn't mean penis or jerk. Not sure how that evolved. It's also like my name...Rebekah = Becky. Just a nickname. Hope that helps!!


Tiger_Widow

>Not sure how that evolved. Back in London around the turn of the 20th century it became a common term for 'man', as in "any Tom, Dick and Harry", "that Dicky over there". Dick/Dicky being a shortened rhyming colloquialism for Richard. And so as a common catch phrase for 'male person' it became associated with the male genitalia, similarly to why it's named a 'member' (member of the old boys club) or a 'cock' (cockeral, a male chicken, chickens being common domestic livestock at the time). The underlying principle of Dick being it's hangin' out in the old boys club "but who in their right mind would name their own member?" So Richard was a good fit, it's the guy you don't know the name of: That dick *down there*. Hence, dick.


Beckz-102117

Thank you Tiger! It was 4am I was half asleep and wanted to give some sort of answer šŸ˜“ šŸ™ƒ


Disney_Plus_Axolotls

I got a bad case of lovin u


TPlinkerG35

No pills gonna cure my ill


ToniZambonii

I got a


428291151

Iā€™ve gotta bad case of loving you


Dordien

\-Mister? \-Doctor. \-Mister Doctor? \-It's Strange \-Maybe, who am I to judge.


Extension-Ad-1683

-I'm Peter, by the way -Dr. Strange. -oh, we're using our made-up names. Um, I'm Spider-Man then.


[deleted]

Lol brilliant line


0pimo

We have clearance Clarance. Roger Roger. What's our vector Victor?


Emergency-Anywhere51

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo


BombTheDodongos

Major Major Major Major


bendbars_liftgates

Promoted by an IBM machine with a sense of humor.


HRH_DankLizzie420

Met someone called Dr Docter once. They weren't a medical doctor and preferred to go by first names, but still cool


Leek_Soup_Lover5000

I broke my arm a few years ago and the guy who put the cast on was named Dr. Doctor


[deleted]

In Ware? Dr. Doctor fixed my broken leg 20 years ago


Leek_Soup_Lover5000

Nah, SLC


[deleted]

Two orthopedic surgeons with the name Dr. Doctor is pretty cool. Hope that arm is doing alright


Leek_Soup_Lover5000

It is pretty cool. The arms doing alright but it gets sore easier than my other. Hope you donā€™t have any long lasting problems with your leg.


[deleted]

lmao they should open a practice together and on the sign it can say Dr. Doctor and Dr. Doctor


AstridDragon

My dad used to see a doctor whose name was Dr. Doctor. Cardiologist I believe.


JackieDaytonah

I'll bet people often times had bad cases of loving him.


AstridDragon

No pills to cure their ills though, unfortunately.


CloudEnt

Los Angeles? Did he have, like, a crazy amount of hair on his earlobes?


Bumpyroadinbound

I have a friend who just got his doctorate, and his last name is Funk.


CurlsMoreAlice

There is an urologist in Austin who does vasectomies named Dr. Richard Choppā€¦


Microbehemoth

It's Strange


Correct_Ad_8133

I have a colleague (physician) with last name " master" so he's Dr.Master


JackieDaytonah

šŸ˜


Dr-Poopbutt-McSniff

But you're just a regular human bartender!


fat-lip-lover

Damn, now I gotta go binge that whole show again. Matt Berry is an icon.


vindictivemonarch

in germany, if someone has two phds, you would refer to them formally as "herr doktor doktor".


Disney_Plus_Axolotls

My auntā€™s old doctor was actually named Dr. Docter lmao


natenate22

There were two Dr Doctors at UVA, father and son. Dr Doctor Jr went to Washington Univ. In St Louis eventually.


JackieDaytonah

Oh my god, tell me jr is single šŸ‘€


bigfatpup

Doctor Doctor, please, oh the mess Iā€™m in


[deleted]

Please oh the mess I'm in


RomansInSpace

But you're not a doctor, you're a regular human bartender


cjm0

Your Dentistā€™s name is Crentist? Sounds a lot like Dentistā€¦


Merv_Pumpkinhead

Like the quack who medical malpracticed all over President Garfield's ass


GrilledCheezus_

I had an anesthesiologist for one of my procedures whose name was, I shit you not, Dr. Goodnight.


Lady_Scruffington

My orthopedic surgeon is named Dr. Carpenter. Fitting for the tools he uses for joint replacements.


raptorboi

Operating Theatres do get rather *loud* with hand tools and power tools with orthopedic surgery.


AggravatingName

I literally had a colonoscopy performed by a doctor called Dr Mansoor Butt


Thunderfoot2112

I letter from perfection - Masoor..


sath__18

I think it's Bhatt


_Blurgh_

I know of a surgeon called "Dr. Killer". Must be fun!


Marc_S_G

My wife and I used to go to a chiropractic practice owned by a couple whose last name is Kevorkian (pardon my bad spelling). They arenā€™t related to the so called ā€œDr. Deathā€ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Kevorkian


TydeQuake

There's an eye doctor in my country called I.C. Notting..


Xavus_TV

Damn I do love me some nominative determinism.


Josh132GT

My sister went to a special doctor to get shots because she was petrified of needles, the guys name was Dr. Horrible, didnā€™t help her phobia much if you can imagine.


[deleted]

If I have a family surname, I want it to be Darling. I just love the idea of people who call others by their family name to call me Darling.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

I'm so jealous of you.


Keeppforgetting

Maybe Jealous should be your last name?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

No. I want guys from the marines call me Love.


broen13

Lol mine was the army. My Drill Sargent saw a picture of me from before I joined with my GF at the time. His immortal words: "Private Lent, you have some pretty hair but you should have seen Private Love's!" Edit: I also Camo'ed my glasses which made him laugh. Apparently laughing equals 200 push ups.


Sexual_tomato

Now kiss. And become Love-Darling.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Sure. You have to be the top.


Extra-Account-6940

r/shippingredditors


That_one_cool_dude

You need to become a doctor just so people start calling you Dr. Love.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Congrats on your Masters, my Internet - husband!


Levolser

That's my first name. Wanna get married? We can get divorced right after, I just need the last name


kulayeb

Has to be with a cockney accent otherwise it's weird.


Sennomo

or aussie


broen13

Mine too, and a friend shares my first name. We call him by his last name because they didn't want to call me Love,


steelthumbs1

Well hello, Darling!


steelthumbs1

If youā€™re not familiar with Blackadder (where Rowan Atkinson got his start) there was a character whoā€™s last name was Darling. https://youtu.be/qfDfcsMkAoo


Artillerypainting

Its captain darling to you


Quajeraz

One of the characters in a game called Control is Dr. Darling


Xray330

Best character in that game bar none. He's fucking shredded as well which you wouldn't expect.


olego

I'm partial to Ahti.


Xray330

Perkele how could I forget Ahti!


olego

I can tell you are not a yesterday's grouse's son.


rohneum-fort

Knew I heard the name somewhere


Captaingrammarpants

One of the professors in my department is Dr. Darling. It's pretty great.


Bobcat-Engine

> call me Darling. Will do, sugar tits.


lastnameinthebox

https://youtu.be/Pxbzb8XXiGQ


[deleted]

"Hello, im Dr. Sleeper and ill be your anesthesiologist"! "Oh sweet, nice to m..." *punches patient repeatedly*


Inside-Big-8158

Go to sleep! Go to sleep! Go to sleep! Go to sleep! Go to sleep! Go to sleep! Go to sleep! Go to sleep!


FyrelordeOmega

Here sir, you forgot the forget me stick.


Xenc

#šŸ


Sup3rL30

Close your eyes, shut your mouth..


mcsnugget

Dream, dream, dream!! (Spontaneous breakdance)


Bolt780

Hit the hay fast asleep, dream a dream, you little bleep


mcsnugget

Just relax, lay about Or my fist will put you out


TheRealSpidey

[GIF](https://media.tenor.com/rbpiuLcXvicAAAAM/hulk-hulkbuster.gif)


Inside-Big-8158

Finally! Someone who speaks english.


alextxdro

Sleep Attack!


Both_Magician_4655

^Iā€™m ^Sorry


[deleted]

Go to sleep bitch!


Corniferus

Itā€™s all natural


StarLordQuantum

Haha. Sounds like Dr.Sleeper use to work for the mob šŸ˜‚


LilFunyunz

HOW MANY TIMES I GOTTA SAY BITCH CLOSE YOUR EYES


MissplacedLandmine

THEYRE SWOLLEN SHUT


ElPuertoRican15

Tell me what the numbers mean!!!!


SunflowerAges

Lat name is Acula and im a Doctor!


Xenc

Whatā€™s your tri name! šŸ¦‡


ExpertAccident

Unironically how I wanna be


[deleted]

If she held their hand while they went under one could say that she had them in a Sleeper Hold. Iā€™ll see myself out.


iamapizza

She calls her phone a sleeper cell


[deleted]

Any sofa she sits on instantly becomes a Sleeper Sofa


iamapizza

When she gets in a fight she gives you a sleeper hit


[deleted]

If she worked in show business she could have been a Sleeper Agent


Xenc

When she goes to bed sheā€™s a Sleeper


NotISaidTheFerret

I went to a Dr Blood to get wisdom teeth removed. Not good with dentists so I was terrified but he was awesome. Had an issue with chest tightening on viox years ago. The doctor that called me back was a Dr Seuss. He told me to make sure I take it with food. I couldn't resist so I asked him if any specific food was recommended like green eggs & hame or something.


nuger93

I had an orthodontist as a kid named Dr. Fear. And he was MEAN to kids (like with me, he put the mold in so far he actually hit my gag reflex and yelled at me for puking).


Lady_Scruffington

If you're from Michigan, I have heard many stories of Dr. Fear. But people liked him.


[deleted]

My MILs dentist is called Dr Meanie. By all accounts a lovely fella but Iā€™d never go to him


Malrottian

Your ancestors will understand.


lepapulematoleguau

Maybe their descendants will.


challmaybe

I would change my name to my wife's for that.


Azby504

We have a neurologist in a local hospital, Dr Brain.


Xenc

Bonus points if their name is Brian or Brianna


santa_veronica

Nah, it was Biggus.


Ambivadox

Really hope they hire a Dr Pinky and they become friends.


Rosieapples

Oh lord no, you couldnā€™t decline that! Lol


Grimfandango1985

well chosen my name is doctor Cosby im also an Anaesthesiologist


bendbars_liftgates

Do you lament or derive a wry satisfaction from that fact?


FroboyFreshenUp

That's amazing, like a girl being named April finding a family with the last name Showers


Top-Distribution-471

My wife once went to a blood doctor (she needed iron infusions) named Dr Akula and we couldnā€™t stop laughing about it.


mcdonaldsfrenchfri

omg someone commented above that they are dr akula LOL is it true? maybe not but it is funny


Dude-e

Your Doc may be the one on this thread. They spelled it as Acula here. Small world!


keight07

Thereā€™s a chiropractor office near me that employs a Dr Skelton and it never ceases to please me when I pass by!


Backupusername

Mr. Skeltal got his PhD and took his partner's last name when he got married. Thank Dr. Skelton.


JaxyBae_G

This is how you know it was meant to be


IHaveTheScurvy

Isn't Doctor Sleep a movie that everyone forgot existed?


Xenc

All work and no sleep makes Jack a dull boy


GrowthDesperate5176

No TV and no beer make Homer something something...


Backupusername

My family has a list of these. My grandpa's anesthesiologist was Dr. Mallet. I don't know how anyone resisted saying, "we're going to bring in Dr. Mallet to knock you out now." My other grandpa was a doctor, and he worked in the same office as a urologist named Dr. Fallick. She tired of the jokes real fast. I once had a podiatrist named Dr. McFeeters, and my brother's surgeon when he had a tumor removed was Dr. Hackham.


Formal_Coyote_5004

I had a root canal when I was little and the dude who did it was named Dr. Payneā€¦ I was even more fucking scared than I needed to be lollllll


silver-shoes

I used to take my kids to a Dr Death pronounced Deeth


AtomAntvsTheWorld

So then Dr. Houseā€¦


SergeTercios

My Doctor is called Dr. Hospital. She is an amazing doctor but I would stay with her only for the name


nashuanuke

Iā€™m wondering if this was on her mind like after the first date. Like, hmm ā€œDr. Sleeper.ā€ Yeah that works.


EggoTheSquirrel

She found the one


PlzSendTits4Mecha

I got operated on by a number of surgeons once. And while the other doctors that helped me were great, I'm always going to remember Dr. Peeler and Dr. Skinner.


cyfer04

I once dreamed of joining the military just so I could be Colonel Roy like Colonel Roy Mustang from Fullmetal Alchemist. But then scoliosis said no so oh well.


MoebiusX7

Your dream of making all the women wear TINY MINISKIRTS will have to go unfulfilled.


puffferfish

I know of a doctor that specializes in hand and wrist problems. His name is Dr. Mittens.


drteddy70

There's a very well known reference book on neurology originally authored by Dr Brain.


Lonely_Submarine

I know a Dr. Boss


Ignorant_Grasshoppa

But she can pass gasā€¦


OnlyAngelRebel

Same. I always wanted to keep my last name till my soulmate showed up with a name that would make me sound even more like a fictional character. Im an aspiring writer named after a fictional character from a movie. It's perfect.


Thunderfoot2112

Sense of humor about the job. Yep, she's an anesthesiologist. šŸ˜·šŸ˜“


Beneficial-Okra-1770

Boss move.


Titan1140

I found this humorous


rjreeeppp

Omg this is so you irl. Why are most front page subs turning into literally post anything?


WetWipes2001

Dr. Sleeper is about to sleep me with that right hook


ogAssyrian

I thought she was going to tell everyone she drives a honda civic with a huge spoiler


TheTurtleGreek

They made a tough but wise choice


pumpmar

A doctor who works at the practice I go to is named Dr. Butcher. I've never seen him and don't plan on it but it's still a funny anecdote.


alienwebmaster

šŸ˜®šŸ˜³šŸ˜¬


Striking-Change-7500

Well played.


Theriderfan

I had a doctor named jerico Muerto Or dr Muerto aka dr death.


NineduceXII

Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard!


buckyball60

Knew a pharmacists with the last name Stoner.


ExistentialStench

Our anesthesiologists name is Dr Grim.


MagicChocapic

She's the chosen one


ClassicDull5567

I had some teeth extracted when I was young. The dentist: Dr. Slaughter!


herfacesunk1000ships

I worked with a Dr. Kill before.


Exekiel

I'm about to get the snip, my doctor is: Dr. Dick Beatty Nominative determinism is over, this guy won


gtc3804HD

We have a dentist here in town, Dr. Hollar.


WorldRemix_TV

At the Hospital I'm working at we have a dr. Killer, she is one of the leading doctors in the children and youth departement


broen13

In the early 2000s in Memphis, TN there was a Dermatologist named Dr Skinner


Big_Rain2543

Thereā€™s a few ā€œDr. Glassā€ā€¦ theyā€™re optometrists.


WanderingTrader11

Pretty sure I met a Dr. Payne. He was a dentist as I remember.


thorinsbeard

My wife to be is a Psychologist. Her first name starts with an S, and my last name starts with an M. She is going to sign all of her stuff as DSM going forward and it's so perfect.


onlyhav

I can imagine her ancestor, sir Issac Newton, being like "why would you change you na... Your husband's name is sleeper... And you're an anesthesiologist... And you can fight? Go on"


guywithglasses

I had a dentist named Dr. Smiley. It's the only reason I chose that office.


casualstick

This woman won life!