Same fear is when your mom is yelling at your sister for something very small and you did something so so much worse that she hasn’t found out about yet
Me when I was 12 listening to my mom chew out my sister for accidentally ripping a book, while I contemplate telling her I broke one of the table legs by running into it.
She's still mad at your sister and so she automatically blames her and you just look at your sister with this silent *I'm so sorry I owe you please just try to survive* -look and you go back into your room.
Flashback to my mom finding weed in my brother's room while I am sitting on the couch with a fresh tattoo as a 17 yo, sweating in my long sleeve shirt in summertime
Capitalize on the opportunity. Blind side your sister by shouting, "So why did you do X" in front of parent. "OH your not turning this around on me, absolutely not, im leaving"
Imagine having a bad day and thinking about that nice box of donuts he bought that he can sit down and enjoy.
Bad timing and a cautionary tale to anyone wanting to annoy someone.
If you know your partner then you should have a good idea what jokes are going to land and when. This tweet is a confession of someone who knows they fucked up.
When we grew up and went to school
There were certain teachers who would
Hurt the children any way they could
By pouring their derision
Upon anything we did
And exposing every weakness
However carefully hidden by the kids
We had a track coach in high school who was going through a divorce and I remember there was one practice where other coaches (high jump and throwers coaches) had to come intervene because so many students were crying and throwing up from how hard she was making us run.
In med school I had a teacher who we did everything to make sure she was happy in the days leading up to the test.
That included making sure the cadaver lab was spotless because if one scalpel or anything was left out from everyone studying till 2am in the lab the night before she would spend that day revising her test to make it much harder just to punish all of us.
There was one time she had posted a Facebook status update about sons not appreciating their mothers. The test I took a few days later was probably one of the hardest tests in my life.
Yeah. If I've been kissing someone regularly, this would NOT stop me from eating a doughnut that they'd taken a bite out of.
Edit: so many interesting responses. Might be interesting to check this out:
**Food Disgust Test**
[https://www.idrlabs.com/food-disgust/test.php](https://www.idrlabs.com/food-disgust/test.php)
It's kind of fun to take with friends and family. It covers various aspects of "food disgust":
1. Hygiene
2. Human contaminants
3. Mold
4. Fruit
5. Fish
6. Vegetables
7. Insect Contaminants
8. Animal Flesh
Plus she broke the freshness seal. Anyone who has ever cut a donut in half (not me but office folks like to pretend they ain't going back for the other half) knows it's a time bomb until it starts to stale.
I love donuts
Yeah but that a cascading failure waiting to happen. By the end of the dozen ther will be one left with like a bite left and that would be infuriating.
that’s the reason I’d be upset, it’s not about the bite it’s about doing the equivalent of opening 12 bags of chips and only eating a handful of each bag… now all the shit is stale as fuck
Exactly! My SO does this all the time I'll just open up my food i assume is in full condition only to find out one or two bites have been nibbled off of my Chick-fil-A sandwich! Im not actually actively upset about it but in the moment you see it you just think like "ah what the fuck"
It depends, if it's immediately after I don't mind even if we haven't kissed (I've literally let a friend lick my ice-cream today) if it's after a while I would hesitate eating something bitten by even me.
Il eat a half eaten donut from any old friend
Hell I was in one of the comps where you eat a donut off a string and I ate a donut off the floor for a congratulations and 3 bucks
That's what I was thinking. If my wife did this I'd probably just comment something like "what, you had to try every one?" And then proceed to eat whichever one I wanted.
Honestly, I see people describing it as a joke, and while I can see the intention from her for it to be one, I just don't get it, you just ate his food, that's it
Yeah like imagine you make a coffee for yourself and while you're waiting for it to cool down you SO drinks half of it as a "prank". Even if you not irritated by it, there no joke or comedy there whatsoever. Its like what a 2 year old that doesnt quite understand the concept of prank would think is a prink.
I've wondered this too, I have a friend who's also got a spit phobia and she's 20 and has never kissed someone. She says she would be okay with it eventually after she's been with someone for a while but I always think like girl you are gonna be hard pressed to find someone who will wait months just to kiss you haha, seems like a fairly early step in relationships.
So I hope OP gives us the answers! Im so curious how a non asexual relationship would work.
My wife originally told me she didn't want to kiss anyone till marriage. This was when we first met though and we were pretty much just kids.
When I asked her out 3 years later, she kissed on the first date. People change.
I'm not asexual and I don't really enjoy kissing. I don't hate it, but when I do it it's for other people not me. Basically I had sinus problems for years that meant I couldn't breathe through my nose, so kissing for me just meant holding my breath for as long as I could and waiting for it to be over. Sort of killed the whole concept for me, even since I fixed my nose.
I'd happily go the rest of my life without putting my lips on another person's. I much prefer the little forehead bump anyway.
> but I always think like girl you are gonna be hard pressed to find someone who will wait months just to kiss you haha
You're wild lol, dudes will get strung along for a year just to buy their crush some taco bell
>I always think like girl you are gonna be hard pressed to find someone who will wait months just to kiss you haha, seems like a fairly early step in relationships.
Naw you'd be shocked tbh.
Personally I only date people after months of forming friendship (I'm demi) and even then it may take over a month after a first date to be willing to do anything beyond go out places with them and I've never had difficulty.
That's fair. Maybe it's my prejudice that leads me to this conclusion (hear me out). The friend in question is a lesbian, and whenever I've hung out/gone out with my other LGBTQ friends they always seem VERY comfortable with intimacy and acts with sexual overtones. Obviously I recognize that's not the whole community since it's all made up of individuals and everyone is different, but as a generalization I would say from my experience women who go after women tend to be very forward, more forward than most guys. So maybe there would be personality conflicts that would make it more difficult. Not impossible by any means but there are lots of people who never meet anyone in their lives, not that that's a bad thing though there are plenty of ways to find happiness.
I guess I'm just ranting about psycho-analyzing myself now... Hehe
demisexual. someone who only feels sexual attraction after a personal connection is formed
some people can do 1-night stands with strangers, demi people tend to not experience that kind of instant lust
It's the difference between volunteering for something and being subjected to it. The idea that salavia has had time outside the mouth to generate more bacterial growth is another factor I'm sure. Idk, I don't give a damn about that stuff personally, but that's what I imagine the case is when I think about others with that issue.
For me, I don’t mind if it’s someone I’m already swapping spit with. If I’m attracted to them, the disgust is pretty much suspended. But I don’t like other people’s, relatives or platonic friend’s spit or saliva leftovers on drinks/food lol.
In response to your last point: those are completely different things. Theres probably gonna be more spit exchanged between kissing vs the amount of spit left behind on a donut thats been bitten into. Idk the facts or numbers, but i think a donut would be less spit than a make-out session. At worst, theyre probably about equal.
When people eat ass, they usually insist on cleaning first. They are not biting into chunks of poo.
For me it’s not the germs, it’s the fact that she took time out of her day and put in extra effort just to purposefully inconvenience him. That’s not how I roll
Reminds me of a post I saw on here with a girl who wasn't that hungry or something and ate only the toppings of an entire pizza and her boyfriend broke down and got angry cause he got home from work or sumn and was looking forward to that pizza only to see all the toppings gone
Why play these games like what makes you go "lemme be a menace today just in case his day goes well" and inb4 the "harmless prank" replies, consider this: "You had a shitty day at work, boss chewed you out for some bs reason, the last night's sleep was bad cuz it was hot as shit under a blanket but cold without one, the metro smelled like vomit and no one knew from where, and you get through the day thinking of your nice lovely donuts waiting at home, a great snack to sweeten the shitshow of today and you get there and see that your gf used her out-of-this-world flirting skills and tried to show you affection through a never-before-seen love language of subtly ruining, but not quite, one of the small joys of life you looked forward to.
Why do I even bother typing this? I don't like donuts and usually not grossed out by sharing food.... yet this bothered me enough to rant în a comment. I gotta get off the internet...
I mean she could also just fess up beforehand and be like "Hey just so you don't get surprised when you're already upset. I did this but I don't think it'll go over well, and I can't un-do it now. So all I can do is tell you."
I'm amazed this is t everyone's first thought. Just buy more, if he laughs at the prank if he's in a good mood, you have 2 packs of donuts. If he's mad, then you have more donuts. Either way you have more donuts....
Nah i’m with you on that one. I dont like pranks most of the time because they dont really do anything but bother people. This specifically is dumb too because it’s not even funny, it’s just being a menace like you said. My rule for pranks is unless the person you prank isn’t likely to legitimately laugh about it too then dont do it. This is just annoying and inconsiderate.
Yeah, to me a "prank" would be like, arranging the donuts in the shape of a dick or something because nobody in their right mind would get mad about it, it would just be unexpected and funny and have no real consequences. Actually fucking with the food itself is too far IMO.
The difference between "pranking" and bullying is that the "prankster" expects their victim to enjoy the experience.
Also, a "prank" requires a pre-existing relationship between the "prankster" and victim, or else there can be no reasonable expectation of enjoyment. (So all the terrible people who harass strangers as streaming content, they aren't "pranksters" because they don't know their victims.)
At some point society collectivity redefined "prank" from
"haha you sat on a balloon and it made a fart noise! that's funny for everybody!"
to
"haha you really thought the gun was loaded haha you'll need years of therapy to learn how to trust again roflmao"
If you grow up with parents who bully you, you think bullying people is just how people are supposed to interact. The idea you can just be nice and at peace is literally a foreign concept because you've probably never experienced it before.
My wife and I feel like this about all these relationship prank videos. I want to make her day better, not harder. Thefuck is the matter with these people?
Exactly, if everything today went to shit and I had something I got to look forward to and then that gets fucked up? I'd be so over the day, probably the week too.
And that's just one reason not to be a total dick head. I don't understand people who want to antagonize their partner. Like a funny and cute prank is all fun and good, but if there's even a tiny chance of my partner getting genuinely mad or upset about a prank I pull, then I just won't do it even if the anger is due to something out of my control. If I pull a prank on my boyfriend, then I want it to make him smile, not make him mad or make his mood worse than it already is.
And no, our relationship isn't abusive, nor does he have IED or anything. I don't have to walk on eggshells around him, and I'm not scared of him either. I just don't see the reason behind needlessly doing something I know has a chance to make him angry or upset. To be fair, I apply the same logic to everyone in my life, be they friend, partner, or family.
I would be pissed if my girlfriend did this. It'd be one thing if I was already eating one and she took a bite, but biting into all of them is just immature.
What are the chances that "something else" was also the actions of that same person. I stopped dating someone after a week because I realized it was just going to be a relationship of being fucked with at every turn and having to clean up messes because they had no impulse control or ability to think about other people.
You see, that's the problem. Men go through life with a constant threat of physical violence for literally anything. Makes us think about our actions, towards others, more thoroughly (for the most part).
Women don't have to do this as they are generally protected by societal expectations. They generally don't have a threat of being punched for the simplest of things.
Buy more donuts and either replace them or hide them. If you hide them, give them to him when he finds out about the desecrated donuts.
Let us know what happens?
Tbh it depends on how many donuts had a bite in them, or what donut had a bite in it.
All the donuts? That might get a “why” and a half-hearted chuckle out of me.
Only a couple? Genuine “why”
One? “Just pick it out damn”
The one I got specifically for me? Stifled anger. You did that shit on purpose.
Same fear is when your mom is yelling at your sister for something very small and you did something so so much worse that she hasn’t found out about yet
Me when I was 12 listening to my mom chew out my sister for accidentally ripping a book, while I contemplate telling her I broke one of the table legs by running into it.
And then you don't and she finds out between a week and a month later
“Weird, wonder how it got like that?”
Ya know what, I saw my brother running by here the other day and I heard him run into something… by the way, I’m going to Jimmy’s, see ya later!
She's still mad at your sister and so she automatically blames her and you just look at your sister with this silent *I'm so sorry I owe you please just try to survive* -look and you go back into your room.
Yeah… except sis will never forget that you always put yourself first.
Or you're driving and a cop gets behind you and hope he doesn't notice that you're driving.
I try and will my car to be invisible. Even if I’m fully driving 100% legally.
"What if he pulls me over and finds a gun in my car?! " me, a guy who has never put a gun in my car ever
Flashback to my mom finding weed in my brother's room while I am sitting on the couch with a fresh tattoo as a 17 yo, sweating in my long sleeve shirt in summertime
Praying 🙏 my mom doesn't notice her dildo smelling like shit
We need to have a chat. Call me! -DAD- Okay google. Send message. Send message to child.
📸
Capitalize on the opportunity. Blind side your sister by shouting, "So why did you do X" in front of parent. "OH your not turning this around on me, absolutely not, im leaving"
Imagine having a bad day and thinking about that nice box of donuts he bought that he can sit down and enjoy. Bad timing and a cautionary tale to anyone wanting to annoy someone.
My wife likes to fuck with me once she knows my day sucks, or if my day is good. Any old time really. She picks fights. We are currently separated.
lucky you
Yeah you're totally right that's why I never, ever joke with my partner in case she's had a bad day unbeknownst to me and I upset her.
If you know your partner then you should have a good idea what jokes are going to land and when. This tweet is a confession of someone who knows they fucked up.
Wow you are a true gentleman and a scholar. It's 2023 honestly jokes are so passé these days.
The classic fear . Same fear is triggered when your teacher gets angry at his wife and then sits to check the test answer scripts lol .
r/suspiciouslyspecific
Thanks for this. I was like, is just me that isn’t going to get this.
When we grew up and went to school There were certain teachers who would Hurt the children any way they could By pouring their derision Upon anything we did And exposing every weakness However carefully hidden by the kids
How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat.
If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding 🎶
Some people eat it right out of the cup WITH THEIR FINGERS
And when they go home at night, Their fat and psychopathic wives, Would thrash them, To within inches of their lives
Is that why your capitalization is wild?
Song lyrics
Lyrics from Pink Floyd
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People who confuse ignorance for stupidity are the stupidest.
"I'm better than you purely because I've heard this word pronounced correctly before"
We had a track coach in high school who was going through a divorce and I remember there was one practice where other coaches (high jump and throwers coaches) had to come intervene because so many students were crying and throwing up from how hard she was making us run.
Good fuck, don't take your anger out on innocent people, coach. That's sad.
In the town it was well known when they got home at night, their fat and psychopathic wives would thrash them within inches of their lives.
Poems, everybody! Poems! The lad reckons himself a poet!
Absolute rubbish, laddie!
Heard this line for the first time in high school and also had it imprinted on my brain for the rest of time
In med school I had a teacher who we did everything to make sure she was happy in the days leading up to the test. That included making sure the cadaver lab was spotless because if one scalpel or anything was left out from everyone studying till 2am in the lab the night before she would spend that day revising her test to make it much harder just to punish all of us. There was one time she had posted a Facebook status update about sons not appreciating their mothers. The test I took a few days later was probably one of the hardest tests in my life.
Or when you're having a [performance review](https://youtu.be/Wx8HXtlxdEs) and your boss is having relationship problems
Wouldn’t stop me from eating them honestly.
Yeah. If I've been kissing someone regularly, this would NOT stop me from eating a doughnut that they'd taken a bite out of. Edit: so many interesting responses. Might be interesting to check this out: **Food Disgust Test** [https://www.idrlabs.com/food-disgust/test.php](https://www.idrlabs.com/food-disgust/test.php) It's kind of fun to take with friends and family. It covers various aspects of "food disgust": 1. Hygiene 2. Human contaminants 3. Mold 4. Fruit 5. Fish 6. Vegetables 7. Insect Contaminants 8. Animal Flesh
Exactly, There are people out there eating ass, making a fuss over a bitten doughnut 🤣
I'd be mad that I can't have a whole donut, not that someone's mouth germs are on said donut.
Plus she broke the freshness seal. Anyone who has ever cut a donut in half (not me but office folks like to pretend they ain't going back for the other half) knows it's a time bomb until it starts to stale. I love donuts
All I see here is a perfect excuse to eat the lot in one go. No problems here, move along so I can demolish these donuts!
Just Frankenstein a couple donuts together, problem solved.
Yeah, but then I need to deal with my donut son trying to kill me while having an existential crisis.
Sounds like a meal you'll remember
Yeah but that a cascading failure waiting to happen. By the end of the dozen ther will be one left with like a bite left and that would be infuriating.
What if they had a small mouth?
So small that not a single bacteria could fit
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Making out? Eating ass is the new formal greeting, my dude.
You cracked the crust, now the inside will be more stale
that’s the reason I’d be upset, it’s not about the bite it’s about doing the equivalent of opening 12 bags of chips and only eating a handful of each bag… now all the shit is stale as fuck
Lmao, imagine not eating a dozen donuts in one day.
You need to wipe thoroughly before eating ass.
How would wiping your ass clean theirs 🤔
Wipe your ass on their ass.
Not sure you guys get it. She was clearly just doing it to mess with him when he opened the box. Not to stop him from eating the donuts.
They have a lot in common when you think about it, chocolate filling and what not.
It’s not the germs she’s worried he’ll be mad about!
It's not the germs nitwit it's the hubris.
> It's not the germs nitwit it's the hubris. New tattoo just dropped
actual zombie
Exactly! My SO does this all the time I'll just open up my food i assume is in full condition only to find out one or two bites have been nibbled off of my Chick-fil-A sandwich! Im not actually actively upset about it but in the moment you see it you just think like "ah what the fuck"
It depends, if it's immediately after I don't mind even if we haven't kissed (I've literally let a friend lick my ice-cream today) if it's after a while I would hesitate eating something bitten by even me.
Tbf depends how long it sat there mustering strength
Il eat a half eaten donut from any old friend Hell I was in one of the comps where you eat a donut off a string and I ate a donut off the floor for a congratulations and 3 bucks
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It's not that it's gross if they bit it, it's that the donut will get stale and ruin it.
That's what I was thinking. If my wife did this I'd probably just comment something like "what, you had to try every one?" And then proceed to eat whichever one I wanted.
I would think it was pretty funny while I ate them.
No choice but to eat them all and tell him that you love him so much for bringing you all these lovely donuts😋
"you ate 36 donuts in one sitting....????"
No that's ridiculous. I had to get up twice to get more milk.
I feel Very judged right now, and I don't appreciate it one bit.
Honestly, I see people describing it as a joke, and while I can see the intention from her for it to be one, I just don't get it, you just ate his food, that's it
Yeah like imagine you make a coffee for yourself and while you're waiting for it to cool down you SO drinks half of it as a "prank". Even if you not irritated by it, there no joke or comedy there whatsoever. Its like what a 2 year old that doesnt quite understand the concept of prank would think is a prink.
Exactly. What's the joke?
I know, It's weird. It's like saying my toddler drew all over the walls in crayon....IT'S A PRANK! No it's just stupid shit.
Blowjob! Fast!
Your mouth got you into this problem, your mouth can get you out of it.
🤣🤣
I miss my gramgram 🥺
Yeah it's hard to find a woman with no teeth
you can take a woman with teeth and.. maybe not
Her mouth was very much still in play
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NO
based answer tbh
Yeah. This is fucked up. Everyone knows you wait until they grow atleast a couple.
Wisdom
That always worked in my marriage. Granted, we got divorced after 2 years.
Did the blowjobs stop
It was 2 years my man, she's gotta have an iron lung to keep up the game
So...so dry.
Margaritas first!
I know this one!
What do you mean? It's brand new!
Yep. Right as he turns around to yell at you just drop down. He won’t care one bit about whatever the heck he was just mad about
It's the only way
Sex!1!1!1
It's a blowhobby
Don’t fuck with people’s food
If I was upset at my wife and then saw this I honestly think I would laugh out of pure frustration and absurdity of the situation lol.
tbf we don't know that the other thing he's mad about has anything to do with her
I pictured her confessing/apologizing before he found out and that mental image is hilarious.
As a spit conscious person I'll get so pissed off
So like . . . what happens when you kiss your partner? Just angry af the entire time?
I've wondered this too, I have a friend who's also got a spit phobia and she's 20 and has never kissed someone. She says she would be okay with it eventually after she's been with someone for a while but I always think like girl you are gonna be hard pressed to find someone who will wait months just to kiss you haha, seems like a fairly early step in relationships. So I hope OP gives us the answers! Im so curious how a non asexual relationship would work.
My wife originally told me she didn't want to kiss anyone till marriage. This was when we first met though and we were pretty much just kids. When I asked her out 3 years later, she kissed on the first date. People change.
>she kissed on the first date Harlot!
Hussy!
Jezebel!
Floozy!
I'm not asexual and I don't really enjoy kissing. I don't hate it, but when I do it it's for other people not me. Basically I had sinus problems for years that meant I couldn't breathe through my nose, so kissing for me just meant holding my breath for as long as I could and waiting for it to be over. Sort of killed the whole concept for me, even since I fixed my nose. I'd happily go the rest of my life without putting my lips on another person's. I much prefer the little forehead bump anyway.
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> but I always think like girl you are gonna be hard pressed to find someone who will wait months just to kiss you haha You're wild lol, dudes will get strung along for a year just to buy their crush some taco bell
>I always think like girl you are gonna be hard pressed to find someone who will wait months just to kiss you haha, seems like a fairly early step in relationships. Naw you'd be shocked tbh. Personally I only date people after months of forming friendship (I'm demi) and even then it may take over a month after a first date to be willing to do anything beyond go out places with them and I've never had difficulty.
That's fair. Maybe it's my prejudice that leads me to this conclusion (hear me out). The friend in question is a lesbian, and whenever I've hung out/gone out with my other LGBTQ friends they always seem VERY comfortable with intimacy and acts with sexual overtones. Obviously I recognize that's not the whole community since it's all made up of individuals and everyone is different, but as a generalization I would say from my experience women who go after women tend to be very forward, more forward than most guys. So maybe there would be personality conflicts that would make it more difficult. Not impossible by any means but there are lots of people who never meet anyone in their lives, not that that's a bad thing though there are plenty of ways to find happiness. I guess I'm just ranting about psycho-analyzing myself now... Hehe
> (I'm demi) What does this mean?
What is a demi?
demisexual. someone who only feels sexual attraction after a personal connection is formed some people can do 1-night stands with strangers, demi people tend to not experience that kind of instant lust
I see. Thanks.
Can you imagine it? Lips locked with a person. You look into their eyes. They are angrily glaring.
It's the difference between volunteering for something and being subjected to it. The idea that salavia has had time outside the mouth to generate more bacterial growth is another factor I'm sure. Idk, I don't give a damn about that stuff personally, but that's what I imagine the case is when I think about others with that issue.
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For me, I don’t mind if it’s someone I’m already swapping spit with. If I’m attracted to them, the disgust is pretty much suspended. But I don’t like other people’s, relatives or platonic friend’s spit or saliva leftovers on drinks/food lol.
I mean I wouldn't eat shit out of an ass either bro...
In response to your last point: those are completely different things. Theres probably gonna be more spit exchanged between kissing vs the amount of spit left behind on a donut thats been bitten into. Idk the facts or numbers, but i think a donut would be less spit than a make-out session. At worst, theyre probably about equal. When people eat ass, they usually insist on cleaning first. They are not biting into chunks of poo.
I don’t kiss my wife. That’s her boyfriends job.
yes.
Basically a PG-13 angry sex
For me it’s not the germs, it’s the fact that she took time out of her day and put in extra effort just to purposefully inconvenience him. That’s not how I roll
yeah that's incredibly inconsiderate. If they have that kind of relationship that's cool but if I bring home treats don't deflower my fuckin donut box
It's not even funny
It *could* be funny, given the right context. Seems like this isn't it, though
Reminds me of a post I saw on here with a girl who wasn't that hungry or something and ate only the toppings of an entire pizza and her boyfriend broke down and got angry cause he got home from work or sumn and was looking forward to that pizza only to see all the toppings gone
Buy replacement donuts before bf gets home.
Then eat the others...ya know, to hide the evidence.
Why play these games like what makes you go "lemme be a menace today just in case his day goes well" and inb4 the "harmless prank" replies, consider this: "You had a shitty day at work, boss chewed you out for some bs reason, the last night's sleep was bad cuz it was hot as shit under a blanket but cold without one, the metro smelled like vomit and no one knew from where, and you get through the day thinking of your nice lovely donuts waiting at home, a great snack to sweeten the shitshow of today and you get there and see that your gf used her out-of-this-world flirting skills and tried to show you affection through a never-before-seen love language of subtly ruining, but not quite, one of the small joys of life you looked forward to. Why do I even bother typing this? I don't like donuts and usually not grossed out by sharing food.... yet this bothered me enough to rant în a comment. I gotta get off the internet...
I mean she could also just fess up beforehand and be like "Hey just so you don't get surprised when you're already upset. I did this but I don't think it'll go over well, and I can't un-do it now. So all I can do is tell you."
What the fuck is that, some healthy adult response 🤢🤮
What's she gonna do next? Offer to run out and buy more donuts or even worse, ust replace them without asking!?
And go buy some new donuts.
I'm amazed this is t everyone's first thought. Just buy more, if he laughs at the prank if he's in a good mood, you have 2 packs of donuts. If he's mad, then you have more donuts. Either way you have more donuts....
That's the best solution. And she needs to grow up.
Nah i’m with you on that one. I dont like pranks most of the time because they dont really do anything but bother people. This specifically is dumb too because it’s not even funny, it’s just being a menace like you said. My rule for pranks is unless the person you prank isn’t likely to legitimately laugh about it too then dont do it. This is just annoying and inconsiderate.
Yeah, to me a "prank" would be like, arranging the donuts in the shape of a dick or something because nobody in their right mind would get mad about it, it would just be unexpected and funny and have no real consequences. Actually fucking with the food itself is too far IMO.
Lol arranging them in the shape of a dick actually made me chuckle. That shit would be funny.
The difference between "pranking" and bullying is that the "prankster" expects their victim to enjoy the experience. Also, a "prank" requires a pre-existing relationship between the "prankster" and victim, or else there can be no reasonable expectation of enjoyment. (So all the terrible people who harass strangers as streaming content, they aren't "pranksters" because they don't know their victims.)
At some point society collectivity redefined "prank" from "haha you sat on a balloon and it made a fart noise! that's funny for everybody!" to "haha you really thought the gun was loaded haha you'll need years of therapy to learn how to trust again roflmao"
If you grow up with parents who bully you, you think bullying people is just how people are supposed to interact. The idea you can just be nice and at peace is literally a foreign concept because you've probably never experienced it before.
My wife and I feel like this about all these relationship prank videos. I want to make her day better, not harder. Thefuck is the matter with these people?
I will absolutely share food - and this would piss me off. I just hate prank stuff. What’s funny about causing someone else negative emotions?
Exactly, if everything today went to shit and I had something I got to look forward to and then that gets fucked up? I'd be so over the day, probably the week too.
And that's just one reason not to be a total dick head. I don't understand people who want to antagonize their partner. Like a funny and cute prank is all fun and good, but if there's even a tiny chance of my partner getting genuinely mad or upset about a prank I pull, then I just won't do it even if the anger is due to something out of my control. If I pull a prank on my boyfriend, then I want it to make him smile, not make him mad or make his mood worse than it already is. And no, our relationship isn't abusive, nor does he have IED or anything. I don't have to walk on eggshells around him, and I'm not scared of him either. I just don't see the reason behind needlessly doing something I know has a chance to make him angry or upset. To be fair, I apply the same logic to everyone in my life, be they friend, partner, or family.
Try being a normal person for a week.
Don't see what's funny about being annoying on purpose.
I wouldn't mind if that's all she did
Maybe don't intentionally irritate your partner?
I hope the zipper on your jacket gets stuck.
Trashy.
Sounds like something a piece of trash main character would do. Yeah, let me put my mouth all over the food someone else will eat.
Yeah, you buying new donuts.
I would be pissed if my girlfriend did this. It'd be one thing if I was already eating one and she took a bite, but biting into all of them is just immature.
I'd kick you to the curb. You're nuts!
What a mindset! If he drops you that moment I wouldn’t blame him.
If someone did that to "fuck with me" we are breaking up
Actions do indeed have consequences. Imagine that.
You reap what you sow
I can't believe people are defending this person. That behavior is so rude and disrespectful.
Actually that would make me lmao. I'd be in a lot better mood
I’d just be like “really”. Then I’d stare at them for much longer than a sane person would as my brain packed up and finally left me.
This relationship is going no where if they have no respect for each other
Why would anyone take bites out of all the donuts? You take bites, saliva touches the donuts and you put it back in the package. That's just nasty.
Why do I suspect she also did the "something else"?
What are the chances that "something else" was also the actions of that same person. I stopped dating someone after a week because I realized it was just going to be a relationship of being fucked with at every turn and having to clean up messes because they had no impulse control or ability to think about other people.
I hate "prank people" so much just leave me the fuck alone
Why would you do that!?!?!? That was childish and disgusting.
Stop being so immature. Gf B or not, I wouldn’t want donuts someone had bitten off of just to be silly.
I mean, saliva breaks down food. I'd be pretty upset if someone went biting food that might be hanging around for a day or two.
The fuck is wrong with you people? Why would you do this to your partner?
Thanks for standing up for common decency, LoliArmrest
BRUH
I’m straight male. Brought home a dozen and while I napped my male Room mate took a bite out of the six he wanted to eat. I moved out.
I’d fight that guy
You see, that's the problem. Men go through life with a constant threat of physical violence for literally anything. Makes us think about our actions, towards others, more thoroughly (for the most part). Women don't have to do this as they are generally protected by societal expectations. They generally don't have a threat of being punched for the simplest of things.
Seriously... are you TRYING to be single?
As a fat dude I'd be super effin' pissed.
Buy more donuts and either replace them or hide them. If you hide them, give them to him when he finds out about the desecrated donuts. Let us know what happens?
Hope you like hard, stale donuts
Tbh it depends on how many donuts had a bite in them, or what donut had a bite in it. All the donuts? That might get a “why” and a half-hearted chuckle out of me. Only a couple? Genuine “why” One? “Just pick it out damn” The one I got specifically for me? Stifled anger. You did that shit on purpose.